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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Ho lee fuk Once again, xo ahead of the game
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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RIP Charlie TP
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What’s going on ITT?
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XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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lake puppy spot
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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100% not flame
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If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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180
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COT DAMN. XO in the know.
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: cerebral pistol

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: Ocher heady mood psychic



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: cerebral pistol

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: electric native

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Stimulating Duck-like Locus



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Histrionic alcoholic bawdyhouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: useless erotic black woman

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: cerebral pistol



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: vibrant field boiling water

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: electric native

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: titillating crotch hell

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: cerebral pistol



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: copper irradiated candlestick maker



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: galvanic pale parlor ape

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: French pungent step-uncle's house

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: contagious dun telephone

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: cerebral pistol



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Infuriating dashing deer antler hall



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: contagious dun telephone

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Ebony clown

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle snowy wagecucks corner



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: contagious dun telephone

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: cerebral pistol



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: cerebral pistol



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: floppy metal degenerate stage

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: cerebral pistol



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: lake puppy spot



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: big idiot multi-billionaire

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: sienna house-broken locale

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2...id.#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: contagious dun telephone

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: cerebral pistol

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: contagious dun telephone

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: lake puppy spot



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: big idiot multi-billionaire



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle snowy wagecucks corner

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: galvanic pale parlor ape

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: contagious dun telephone



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Black parlour

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: cerebral pistol



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: concupiscible brilliant french chef elastic band

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: cerebral pistol

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Appetizing salmon giraffe indian lodge



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: cerebral pistol



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: cerebral pistol



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: sable passionate kitty newt

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: motley impertinent kitchen milk

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: cerebral pistol



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: cerebral pistol



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: cerebral pistol

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: citrine frisky love of her life keepsake machete



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: cerebral pistol



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Vivacious Partner



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: cerebral pistol



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: cerebral pistol



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: sepia location

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: titillating crotch hell



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: high-end hot sneaky criminal institution



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: wonderful house depressive

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Black parlour



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Rickabbalah



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: potluck



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