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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

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Here, the investors are like the eagle.
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God I fucking hate you
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Carnelian Impertinent Resort Athletic Conference

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: sick codepig marketing idea



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Erotic domesticated gaping trust fund

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Carnelian Impertinent Resort Athletic Conference

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: sick codepig marketing idea

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Carnelian Impertinent Resort Athletic Conference

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Shimmering cheese-eating regret new version

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Abnormal azn keepsake machete

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: saffron demanding station



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Crystalline Excitant Business Firm Headpube



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Concupiscible bronze office



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Floppy aqua lodge community account



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Black Talented Doctorate Goal In Life

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Big forum



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: fluffy electric gas station circlehead



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Big forum



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: contagious menage partner

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: saffron demanding station



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: very tactful yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Carnelian Impertinent Resort Athletic Conference

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Big forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Opaque Plaza Shitlib

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Carmine mewling fortuitous meteor



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Crystalline Excitant Business Firm Headpube



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Brindle slippery hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Carnelian Impertinent Resort Athletic Conference

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Brindle slippery hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Carnelian Impertinent Resort Athletic Conference

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Erotic domesticated gaping trust fund

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Brindle slippery hospital

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Carnelian Impertinent Resort Athletic Conference

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Brindle slippery hospital

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Carnelian Impertinent Resort Athletic Conference

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Brindle slippery hospital

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Carnelian Impertinent Resort Athletic Conference

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Brindle slippery hospital

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Carnelian Impertinent Resort Athletic Conference

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Brindle slippery hospital

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Carnelian Impertinent Resort Athletic Conference

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Carnelian Impertinent Resort Athletic Conference

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: vivacious public bath macaca

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: vivacious public bath macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Histrionic Tanning Salon Persian

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Carnelian Impertinent Resort Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: 180 coldplay fan

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Lascivious Frozen National



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: sinister school cafeteria brethren

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Brilliant blathering trailer park turdskin

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Emerald Rigor



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Lascivious Frozen National

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Galvanic dilemma

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Black Talented Doctorate Goal In Life

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Abnormal azn keepsake machete

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Exciting idiotic abode

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Brindle slippery hospital



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Carnelian Impertinent Resort Athletic Conference

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Histrionic Tanning Salon Persian

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Ungodly Razzmatazz Location



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Carnelian Impertinent Resort Athletic Conference

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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