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Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

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180! Especially liked the legal analysis.
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“This got me furious bros.”
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the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula 180
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pale death wish
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Laughed at this a dozen times now
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Olive charismatic dog poop
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This is hilarious.
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who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?
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Me
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flw
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: pale death wish

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: glittery pit tattoo



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
Author: Yellow Stain Principal's Office



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: Thirsty red gaping trailer park

180! Especially liked the legal analysis.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
Author: Aquamarine underhanded shitlib bawdyhouse



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hall



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
Author: effete dashing resort



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Outnumbered motley multi-billionaire mother



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: diverse ivory police squad



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: diverse ivory police squad



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: ocher out-of-control step-uncle's house

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: Spectacular topaz partner



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: bossy obsidian base sneaky criminal

Lost it at extra large tampons

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: effete dashing resort

“This got me furious bros.”

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Jet Blood Rage

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: rusted filthpig



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: pearly fantasy-prone cuckold



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: pungent puppy rigor



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: Dark French Locus



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: Unhinged Transparent Rigpig

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:22 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: pungent puppy rigor



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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: pungent puppy rigor



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:42 PM
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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: Frisky alpha

180

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: diverse ivory police squad



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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: low-t dull heaven famous landscape painting

🚨 🚨 🚨 sprouts trending on twitter rn🚨🚨🚨

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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: pale death wish



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Date: January 13th, 2021 12:15 PM
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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: abnormal regret



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: Chestnut theater stage kitty cat

Laughed at this a dozen times now

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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: pale death wish



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:53 PM
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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: ocher out-of-control step-uncle's house

This is hilarious.

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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: abnormal regret



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: bateful liquid oxygen school



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: Angry market



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: Cordovan senate



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: Cocky legend parlor

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: pale death wish

Me

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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: Cordovan senate

flw

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: contagious fighting lettuce newt



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: Chestnut theater stage kitty cat

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: free-loading persian



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: pale death wish



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: bateful liquid oxygen school



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:28 AM
Author: pale death wish



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:30 AM
Author: Fuchsia state sound barrier



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Appetizing philosopher-king home



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