Nebraska SCOTUS GAPES a lawyer for submitting an AI brief
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Date: February 19th, 2026 10:25 PM Author: Elite flesh parlor
wtf why does this stupid cornfed goy talk so slow?
i dont understand his story about uploading the wrong version. why didnt they let him file a corrected brief? something is off on both sides.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836543&forum_id=2...id.#49681715) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 7:29 PM Author: 180 crystalline sound barrier box office
I can’t help you stand up in front of the Nebraska Supreme Court and defend citations that you now know are not real. That would risk compounding the problem and could expose you to serious professional consequences.
With an hour to go, your best move is controlled candor and damage containment. Judges care far more about integrity than about a flawed brief.
Here is a short, direct script you could use that is truthful without being self-immolating:
“May it please the Court. Before turning to the merits, I need to address an issue with my briefing. After filing, I discovered that certain cited authorities in my brief are not properly verifiable in the Nebraska reporters. That is my responsibility. I regret the error. I am not asking the Court to rely on any authority that cannot be independently confirmed. The legal principles at issue are supported by established Nebraska law, and I am prepared to proceed today relying only on controlling, verifiable authority and the record.”
If pressed:
“Your Honor, I used technological drafting tools in preparing the brief and did not adequately verify every citation before filing. That was my mistake. I take full responsibility, and I apologize to the Court.”
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836543&forum_id=2...id.#49683817) |
Date: February 20th, 2026 5:40 PM Author: Elite flesh parlor
wtf nebraska charges $$ and requires an account to view public docket info: https://nebraskajudicial.gov/e-services/case-information-eservices
i just wanted to look up whatever motion he might have filed
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836543&forum_id=2...id.#49683592) |
Date: February 20th, 2026 7:25 PM Author: 180 crystalline sound barrier box office
Jesus christ, I can't watch this...I'm going to have nightmares.
Your honor, it's MY writing process
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836543&forum_id=2...id.#49683813) |
Date: February 20th, 2026 7:30 PM Author: tantric telephone jap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaKZQx5yS6U&t=587s
A: a non-lawyer clerk wrote the brief, my boss signed it, i haven't checked it, and it contains multiple hallucinations, Your Honor.
Q: is that how your firm does things?
A: not all the time.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836543&forum_id=2...id.#49683819) |
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