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Came to “Outback Steakhouse” for the first time tonight. LMAO

Amerikkkans choose to go out and eat this goyslop?
Big buff office rigor
  04/06/26
That's international cuisine you're talking about buddy
curious apoplectic space
  04/07/26
do they have those in hawaii? it used to be better IMO
floppy flirting french chef filthpig
  04/06/26
I don't think I've seen one. But I'm presently in Seattle, ...
Big buff office rigor
  04/06/26
Top or bottom surgery?
Emerald ceo
  04/06/26
Top but still
Big buff office rigor
  04/06/26
That's a crime against humanity
Emerald ceo
  04/06/26
Not in my opinion. In fact just today at the preop the surg...
Big buff office rigor
  04/07/26
https://youtu.be/ujF8dpyk5XE
talented toaster parlour
  04/07/26
I want my child's surgeon ranting about the president during...
spruce well-lubricated home half-breed
  04/07/26
Well I hardly had time to administer an IQ test given the ti...
Big buff office rigor
  04/07/26
Would you have walked away if the gender affirmation surgeon...
spruce well-lubricated home half-breed
  04/07/26
Of course. I've yet to meet an intelligent Trumpmo.
Big buff office rigor
  04/07/26
Date: April 6th, 2026 11:27 PM Author: Emotionally + Physic...
Heady painfully honest theater
  04/12/26
This is insane and evil
Wine yapping scourge upon the earth garrison
  04/12/26
did you stay by the airport or something? should've gone in...
Godawful exciting range weed whacker
  04/06/26
Wow. Do you have some kind of remote-viewing ability?
Big buff office rigor
  04/07/26
How tf did your kid grow boobs if she was juiced to the gill...
talented toaster parlour
  04/07/26
The standard of care is to not start them on blockers until ...
Big buff office rigor
  04/07/26
You should be in jail
talented toaster parlour
  04/07/26
I will never be "jailed," I will never be "ch...
Big buff office rigor
  04/07/26
"come to me you lisping faggot" said the nigger fi...
concupiscible indecent lay
  04/06/26
Even disco hasn't eaten at outback in like a decade jfc boom...
180 mahogany casino pozpig
  04/06/26
My point is that I'd never been in my life. But they have o...
Big buff office rigor
  04/06/26
He got banned after passing out in the parking lot
Diverse Spot Jap
  04/07/26
Blooming onion is 180
Startling national
  04/06/26
We got that. It sucks. Might as well just put out a bowl o...
Big buff office rigor
  04/06/26
Objectively wrong
Startling national
  04/06/26
Proles have all moved on to Texas Roadhouse
charcoal den
  04/06/26
trump's tarrif's on austrailia made it impossible for outbac...
Violent dysfunction people who are hurt
  04/07/26
...
Hateful boistinker
  04/07/26
hey man this is triggering for a certain poa
slippery fragrant really tough guy heaven
  04/06/26
Whoa. I really do not enjoy restaurants anymore. So I’...
copper thriller lodge quadroon
  04/07/26
Lol, Bucca di Beppo is the goyslop of Italian food in CA. A...
Big buff office rigor
  04/07/26
Yeah options by Disneyland were limited.
copper thriller lodge quadroon
  04/07/26
this. any franchise / chain restaurant is pure SyscoSlop
Excitant Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/07/26
cr but the "ethnic" places have headed that same w...
henna sanctuary
  04/07/26
I was at a conference once in the area and there are few goo...
claret nofapping clown
  04/07/26
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Big buff office rigor
  04/07/26
LJL--I was on a big, extended family trip to Disney a couple...
Hateful boistinker
  04/07/26
it is filling the space that Ponderosa used to occupy, for p...
Harsh duck-like principal's office
  04/07/26
Goddamn, maybe there's something to MAHA after all
Big buff office rigor
  04/07/26
Use to eat at one all the time with my ex-gf in San Diego. I...
cruel-hearted pearl roast beef base
  04/07/26
I can't believe I read all of this.
concupiscible indecent lay
  04/07/26
chilmata is a bort legend but this is not one of his best po...
talented toaster parlour
  04/07/26
He’s been complete shit since the Asian Human Resource...
slate odious patrolman stage
  04/07/26
Oh you rike a jarapenyo bager?
cruel-hearted pearl roast beef base
  04/07/26
better than eating at outback
cruel-hearted pearl roast beef base
  04/07/26
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Harsh duck-like principal's office
  04/07/26
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Rebellious awkward senate
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copper thriller lodge quadroon
  04/07/26
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180 mahogany casino pozpig
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Maroon dashing kitchen
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Green resort hunting ground
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iridescent contagious ticket booth
  04/12/26
The best looking couple award is a pretty good line
curious apoplectic space
  04/07/26
Mike tweezes his eyebrows.
cruel-hearted pearl roast beef base
  04/08/26
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Appetizing Property Round Eye
  04/07/26
"Hey! Just kidding!"
Hateful boistinker
  04/07/26
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Big buff office rigor
  04/07/26
the 2nd story is one of the most autistic things i've ever r...
crystalline mind-boggling digit ratio church building
  04/07/26
(new poaster, first day)
Hateful boistinker
  04/07/26
(guy who religiously reads a nearly dead law board)
crystalline mind-boggling digit ratio church building
  04/07/26
Literally laughing, 3 minutes after having moved on, at how ...
rough-skinned library goyim
  04/07/26
Yeah, in the middle of writing it I realized that there was ...
cruel-hearted pearl roast beef base
  04/07/26
lol, I think you’ve told this story before
bonkers doobsian shitlib
  04/07/26
"what is this a handsome contest" great story...
Trip idiot institution
  04/07/26
180 poast classic chilmata
Diverse Spot Jap
  04/07/26
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spruce well-lubricated home half-breed
  04/07/26
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180 mahogany casino pozpig
  04/07/26
Brother don't mind the haters I am LMAOing over here
Puce cuckold
  04/08/26
Find a small hibachi place and surprise your daughter with a...
Topaz rigpig preventive strike
  04/07/26
180
Wine yapping scourge upon the earth garrison
  04/07/26
180 visualization
Big buff office rigor
  04/07/26
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iridescent contagious ticket booth
  04/12/26
I used to eat there pretty frequently with my family in the ...
Hateful boistinker
  04/07/26
About the only sysco goyslop I can still eat is wings. ...
rough-skinned library goyim
  04/07/26
It has definitely gotten worse. Previously, more restaurants...
Hateful boistinker
  04/07/26
I worked at a chili's in the 00's, and I don't know that the...
rough-skinned library goyim
  04/07/26
baby back ribs were always disgusting cardbord slop. and ...
henna sanctuary
  04/07/26
Sysco supplies everyone from abuelitas taco stand to 3 star ...
Green resort hunting ground
  04/07/26
lol i tried jalapeno poppers for the first time in 20 years ...
henna sanctuary
  04/07/26
Really sad and sick stuff. Food is so fundamental to life an...
Hateful boistinker
  04/07/26
...
silver outnumbered fortuitous meteor
  04/08/26
steaks are the worst things on the menu. everything else is ...
frum school cafeteria fanboi
  04/07/26
You were supposed to go to Texas Roadhouse, my guy
stimulating indian lodge foreskin
  04/07/26
I don't think I'm going to eat at "chain restaurants&qu...
Big buff office rigor
  04/07/26
chain restaurants are fine. castrating your children is not.
frum school cafeteria fanboi
  04/07/26
You have said the actual truth
Wine yapping scourge upon the earth garrison
  04/07/26
Now reverse those and you'll see the world from my perspecti...
Big buff office rigor
  04/07/26
tbf you can not like chain restaurants and also not be an ev...
frum school cafeteria fanboi
  04/08/26
Good look filing in Judicial Hellhole(TM) jurisdictions with...
rough-skinned library goyim
  04/07/26
Like Gerry Spence, whenever I go to Judicial Hellholes, I ea...
Big buff office rigor
  04/07/26
This isn't 1992. ARE country doesn't have locally owned pla...
rough-skinned library goyim
  04/07/26
nah you didn't and the only thing on the menu at your house ...
vigorous disturbing hall
  04/08/26
spaceporn showing up, salivating, for a Hannibal Lecter styl...
Harsh duck-like principal's office
  04/08/26
https://theworld.org/stories/2016/07/31/japanese-artist-cook...
glittery filthy philosopher-king
  04/10/26
The casual way in which Poe drops into conversation that he ...
Heady painfully honest theater
  04/12/26
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Wine yapping scourge upon the earth garrison
  04/12/26
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Heady painfully honest theater
  04/12/26
Was it the one near Southcenter? I've eaten there several ti...
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  04/12/26
Your kids are only "trans" because of what happene...
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  04/12/26


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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Big buff office rigor

Amerikkkans choose to go out and eat this goyslop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799237)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: curious apoplectic space

That's international cuisine you're talking about buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799480)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: floppy flirting french chef filthpig

do they have those in hawaii?

it used to be better IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799248)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:27 PM
Author: Big buff office rigor

I don't think I've seen one. But I'm presently in Seattle, for a minor surgery for my 16 yo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799280)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: Emerald ceo

Top or bottom surgery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799284)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: Big buff office rigor

Top but still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799296)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: Emerald ceo

That's a crime against humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799313)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: Big buff office rigor

Not in my opinion. In fact just today at the preop the surgeon was railing against Mr. Trump and how he's the one who's immoral around this topic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:06 AM
Author: talented toaster parlour

https://youtu.be/ujF8dpyk5XE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799429)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: spruce well-lubricated home half-breed

I want my child's surgeon ranting about the president during an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800177)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Big buff office rigor

Well I hardly had time to administer an IQ test given the time constraints, so I used Trump support as a proxy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800430)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: spruce well-lubricated home half-breed

Would you have walked away if the gender affirmation surgeon was a Trumpmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800669)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Big buff office rigor

Of course. I've yet to meet an intelligent Trumpmo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800810)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:45 AM
Author: Heady painfully honest theater

Date: April 6th, 2026 11:27 PM

Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I don't think I've seen one. But I'm presently in Seattle, for a minor surgery for my 16 yo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799280)

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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM

Author: Nyolent Vigor

Top or bottom surgery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799284)

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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:35 PM

Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Top but still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49811874)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Wine yapping scourge upon the earth garrison

This is insane and evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49812818)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Godawful exciting range weed whacker

did you stay by the airport or something? should've gone into the city so your zhild could meet some alternative folx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799334)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:25 AM
Author: Big buff office rigor

Wow. Do you have some kind of remote-viewing ability?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799377)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:09 AM
Author: talented toaster parlour

How tf did your kid grow boobs if she was juiced to the gills on T since age 11?

Also isn't she like 6'4"? Does she have a beard lmao. They always have beards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799431)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Big buff office rigor

The standard of care is to not start them on blockers until the first signs of puberty. So he had what they call "breast buds." He's got a lot of muscles like his old man, so you really wouldn't be able to tell if you just saw him on the beach, but upon close inspection there is a little puffiness around the nipples.

Have you seen my boobs btw?

https://imgur.com/a/you-don-t-have-to-age-Z2XoVcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800446)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: talented toaster parlour

You should be in jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800523)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Big buff office rigor

I will never be "jailed," I will never be "charged with a crime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800811)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:15 PM
Author: concupiscible indecent lay

"come to me you lisping faggot" said the nigger filled slophouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799262)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: 180 mahogany casino pozpig

Even disco hasn't eaten at outback in like a decade jfc boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799283)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Big buff office rigor

My point is that I'd never been in my life. But they have one by our hotel so I was like, "I should try out this little slice of Oz at least once."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799301)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Diverse Spot Jap

He got banned after passing out in the parking lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799403)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: Startling national

Blooming onion is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799285)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Big buff office rigor

We got that. It sucks. Might as well just put out a bowl of Nacho Doritos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799298)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:38 PM
Author: Startling national

Objectively wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799305)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: charcoal den

Proles have all moved on to Texas Roadhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799300)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: Violent dysfunction people who are hurt

trump's tarrif's on austrailia made it impossible for outback to compete with trh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799692)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Hateful boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799739)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: slippery fragrant really tough guy heaven

hey man this is triggering for a certain poa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799312)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:03 AM
Author: copper thriller lodge quadroon

Whoa. I really do not enjoy restaurants anymore. So I’m not surprised it sucks. I took my family to a place called Bucca di Beppo outside of Disneyland last year. We were the only ones in that place. It was a little weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799353)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:27 AM
Author: Big buff office rigor

Lol, Bucca di Beppo is the goyslop of Italian food in CA. American restaurants in 2026 are just a disaster outside of pure "ethnic" places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799380)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:58 AM
Author: copper thriller lodge quadroon

Yeah options by Disneyland were limited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799420)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Excitant Mad-dog Skullcap

this. any franchise / chain restaurant is pure SyscoSlop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799443)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: henna sanctuary

cr but the "ethnic" places have headed that same way. so many shitty thai/chinese/indian places with clearly premade food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799814)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: claret nofapping clown

I was at a conference once in the area and there are few good restaurants and most were booked. Bucca was booked too and we had dinner there. Was a surreal experience seeing so many big lawyers and bankers dressed in nice suits all cramming in and eating this slop with the tacky decor everywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799664)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Big buff office rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800385)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: Hateful boistinker

LJL--I was on a big, extended family trip to Disney a couple years ago and we ordered a few big pasta platters from there for delivery. We had a spicy pasta that was highly cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799748)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:41 AM
Author: Harsh duck-like principal's office

it is filling the space that Ponderosa used to occupy, for people who like their steaks thin and grey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799395)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Big buff office rigor

Goddamn, maybe there's something to MAHA after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799406)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:19 AM
Author: cruel-hearted pearl roast beef base

Use to eat at one all the time with my ex-gf in San Diego. I think the sirloins might be processed or something. Its hard to explain but it is really weird. Two quick stories.

One time eating my sirloin dinner with my ex-gf I found a bunch of staples in my baked potato. There was no risk of me eating them, they weren't hidden or anything. IIRC, it was covered in tin foil and then when I opened it up the staples were in the tin foil or something.

It was like 15 staples. They were loose, but together and it wasn't like I went to take a bite and then saw a staple. I opened my potato and was all, "Holy shit, there's a bunch of fucking staples in my potato."

I wasn't mad or anything, I just flagged the waiter down and gave him my potato and asked for a new potato.

The waiter was predictably, "Oh, wow, holy shit, ok, let me get you a new potato," and then the manager came over who was understandably suspicious of the whole story.

I didn't complain, I didn't ask for anything for free, but she was still suspicious as fuck and I was borderline offended.

They gave me a free meal.

My other story is one time I was in that same Outback just having a beer after work, don't ask me why I was drinking a beer in Outback. I might have gone to get a bloomin onion and watch a basketball game, who knows, it was 20 years ago, but I can tell you it was the only time I ever went to that or any other Outback for a beer. Anyways.

While I'm sitting there I see a lawyer I used to work with just the year before. We shared an office when I started out solo and then I joined a firm, so its now a year or so later and I see him with his fiance.

I tell the bartender I want to buy them both beers. They are both drinking beers out of the Outback's patented frosted mugs. I just remembered the frosted mugs. Maybe that's why I was there drinking a beer. Hmmm. Anyways.

I tell the bartender that when she brings them the beers tell them the beers are free because they are the best looking couple in the restaurant.

They really were a good looking couple. Both of them probably could have been models. And they knew it. They were pretty cool people, I never really got to know her but she seemed cool. Mike was cool. I was bored, just wanted to see their reactions I guess.

So I watch as the bartender brings them their drinks and explain that they won an award (I think that is what I had her tell them) for being the best looking couple in the bar.

When the realized they got beers for free they got really excited and were all smiles and then when they learned the reason, they kind of paused and looked confused. I was only a couple of feet away so I jumped off my bar stool and was all, "Hey! Just kidding!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799441)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: concupiscible indecent lay

I can't believe I read all of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799477)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: talented toaster parlour

chilmata is a bort legend but this is not one of his best poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799481)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: slate odious patrolman stage

He’s been complete shit since the Asian Human Resources cunt saga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800150)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: cruel-hearted pearl roast beef base

Oh you rike a jarapenyo bager?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800787)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:45 AM
Author: cruel-hearted pearl roast beef base

better than eating at outback

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799482)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: Harsh duck-like principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799495)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:29 AM
Author: Rebellious awkward senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799517)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: copper thriller lodge quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799595)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:05 AM
Author: 180 mahogany casino pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799627)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: Maroon dashing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799656)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: Green resort hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: iridescent contagious ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49813273)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:49 AM
Author: curious apoplectic space

The best looking couple award is a pretty good line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799486)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 3:31 AM
Author: cruel-hearted pearl roast beef base

Mike tweezes his eyebrows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49802980)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:42 AM
Author: Appetizing Property Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799596)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: Hateful boistinker

"Hey! Just kidding!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799751)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Big buff office rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800392)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: crystalline mind-boggling digit ratio church building

the 2nd story is one of the most autistic things i've ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799775)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: Hateful boistinker

(new poaster, first day)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799779)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: crystalline mind-boggling digit ratio church building

(guy who religiously reads a nearly dead law board)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799783)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: rough-skinned library goyim

Literally laughing, 3 minutes after having moved on, at how bad this story was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799803)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: cruel-hearted pearl roast beef base

Yeah, in the middle of writing it I realized that there was no real punchline but I continued on, recklessly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800408)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: bonkers doobsian shitlib

lol, I think you’ve told this story before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799839)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Trip idiot institution

"what is this a handsome contest"

great story though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799980)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Diverse Spot Jap

180 poast classic chilmata

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800220)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: spruce well-lubricated home half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800679)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: 180 mahogany casino pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49801055)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Puce cuckold

Brother don't mind the haters I am LMAOing over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49804394)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: Topaz rigpig preventive strike

Find a small hibachi place and surprise your daughter with a special post-op treat when her surgeon meets you there with a twine-wrapped butcher paper package for the grill. “Welcome to Moloch’s, my friend,” he says as he joins your table. “I hear the water here is really expensive but that just reminds us of home.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799657)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Wine yapping scourge upon the earth garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799997)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Big buff office rigor

180 visualization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800449)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: iridescent contagious ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49813276)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: Hateful boistinker

I used to eat there pretty frequently with my family in the 90s. They'd have a wait on Friday and Saturday nights, and a waitress would bring around bloomins onion for waiting patrons to snack on. It was back in the day when you would state whether you wanted the smoking or non-smoking section, and we'd say "first available" on account of the aforementioned weekend wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799762)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: rough-skinned library goyim

About the only sysco goyslop I can still eat is wings.

15-20 years ago I could have fun with classmates/coworkers at an outback or chili's or whatever, but now it seriously tastes like shit to me.

I highly doubt the food has actually gotten worse (although, see, e.g., Reese's PB cups); I've just become an overly fancy faggot who likes minimally processed shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799810)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Hateful boistinker

It has definitely gotten worse. Previously, more restaurants were doing something closer to actually cooking food on site. Now, there is more and more ladeling out pre-made assembly line slop.

E.g., this video about the same jalapeno poppers being served in a bunch of different restaurants across the country. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXXQTzQXRFc

Even small local places fall victim to this. Why cut up fresh peppers and prepare your own poppers every day, when you can just get them off the back of a Sysco truck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799830)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: rough-skinned library goyim

I worked at a chili's in the 00's, and I don't know that there was an "oven" or pots or pans; just a fryer, griddle, microwaves. Soup came from a giant sealed bag. The chips, hilariously, would come in as chips (so not like raw or tortillas or anything) but would still get fried and salted again (which tbf made them delicious; those I would probably still think taste good). The "cooks" were really just heater-uppers.

EDIT: Maybe sysco itself has declined. Like maybe the pre-made soups used to have real cheese, and in the 2010s they discovered that hydrogenized vegetable oil product lasted 30% longer or some shit. Etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799840)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: henna sanctuary

baby back ribs were always disgusting cardbord slop.

and those werent even "cooks" they were war criminals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799982)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Green resort hunting ground

Sysco supplies everyone from abuelitas taco stand to 3 star Michelin restaurants - it's all about what level of product they order and what they source themselves from local or artesianal providers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49801244)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: henna sanctuary

lol i tried jalapeno poppers for the first time in 20 years not so long ago and they were disgusting. used to be my favorite prole food but it was just some velveeta "cheez TM" product inside a green thing and then deep fried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799976)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Hateful boistinker

Really sad and sick stuff. Food is so fundamental to life and being human. Replacing a great portion of calories with assembly-line filler is bad bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800185)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: silver outnumbered fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49804346)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: frum school cafeteria fanboi

steaks are the worst things on the menu. everything else is pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800134)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: stimulating indian lodge foreskin

You were supposed to go to Texas Roadhouse, my guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800451)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Big buff office rigor

I don't think I'm going to eat at "chain restaurants" anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800812)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: frum school cafeteria fanboi

chain restaurants are fine. castrating your children is not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800943)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Wine yapping scourge upon the earth garrison

You have said the actual truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49802305)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Big buff office rigor

Now reverse those and you'll see the world from my perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49802320)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: frum school cafeteria fanboi

tbf you can not like chain restaurants and also not be an evil piece of human shit who abuses and mutilates their own children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49804337)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: rough-skinned library goyim

Good look filing in Judicial Hellhole(TM) jurisdictions with that attitude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49801258)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Big buff office rigor

Like Gerry Spence, whenever I go to Judicial Hellholes, I eat strictly in locally owned places, to get a sense for what a potential jury might look and talk like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49802314)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: rough-skinned library goyim

This isn't 1992. ARE country doesn't have locally owned places. You'll need to hit the applebee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49802751)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: vigorous disturbing hall

nah you didn't and the only thing on the menu at your house is your poor kid's severed penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49804396)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Harsh duck-like principal's office

spaceporn showing up, salivating, for a Hannibal Lecter style dinner party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49804454)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: glittery filthy philosopher-king

https://theworld.org/stories/2016/07/31/japanese-artist-cooks-and-serves-his-own-genitals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49808484)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:47 AM
Author: Heady painfully honest theater

The casual way in which Poe drops into conversation that he is having his child physically mutilated and disfigured and then keeps talking chain restaurants is sickening and chilling. Poe, you deserve an early and painful death.

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&mc=95&forum_id=2#49811874

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49811876)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Wine yapping scourge upon the earth garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49812827)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Heady painfully honest theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49812927)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: slap-happy mental disorder cuckoldry

Was it the one near Southcenter? I've eaten there several times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49813262)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: iridescent contagious ticket booth

Your kids are only "trans" because of what happened with their mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49813274)