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MEDICAL EMERGENCY: I have seeds in my poop. Didn't eat seeds.

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.
splenetic hell national security agency
  09/20/14
Begs the question why are you looking at your poop
House-broken pisswyrm associate
  09/20/14
When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I...
splenetic hell national security agency
  09/20/14
(Oprah)
House-broken pisswyrm associate
  09/20/14
Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular ...
grizzly location rigor
  09/20/14
ok
House-broken pisswyrm associate
  09/20/14
Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip u...
grizzly location rigor
  09/20/14
you're scaring me.
House-broken pisswyrm associate
  09/20/14
Good
grizzly location rigor
  09/20/14
why don't you use full stops?
House-broken pisswyrm associate
  09/20/14
Full stops?
grizzly location rigor
  09/20/14
Periods you yank
House-broken pisswyrm associate
  09/20/14
Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get o...
grizzly location rigor
  09/20/14
hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe
House-broken pisswyrm associate
  09/20/14
Will do. Thanks.
Hot territorial skinny woman ticket booth
  09/20/14
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grizzly location rigor
  09/20/14
DESCRIBE the seeds
wonderful fiercely-loyal property keepsake machete
  09/20/14
They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size o...
splenetic hell national security agency
  09/20/14
Maybe see a doctor
House-broken pisswyrm associate
  09/20/14
I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.
splenetic hell national security agency
  09/20/14
Plant the poop on upenn's campus
mustard provocative shrine blood rage
  09/20/14
those are worms/parasite shells, bro.
Angry bipolar sound barrier office
  09/20/14
What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.
splenetic hell national security agency
  09/20/14
seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stoo...
Beady-eyed crackhouse
  09/20/14
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
splenetic hell national security agency
  09/20/14
Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need t...
mind-boggling voyeur
  09/20/14
...
Umber cerebral rehab
  09/20/14
NO!!!!
splenetic hell national security agency
  09/20/14
it's the only way brother
mind-boggling voyeur
  09/20/14
...
anal bonkers whorehouse
  09/20/14
those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm egg...
olive yarmulke mood
  09/20/14
...
House-broken pisswyrm associate
  09/20/14
Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.
splenetic hell national security agency
  09/20/14
Did you eat pork?
metal mad cow disease
  09/20/14
have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass? ...
olive yarmulke mood
  09/20/14
sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.
Soul-stirring green rigpig market
  10/23/14
...
Ruddy Potus Menage
  04/25/25
(Rudolph)
Stirring Duck-like Preventive Strike Library
  09/20/14
ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon. enjoy.
puce tank
  09/20/14
Rudolph, You have a parasite. The "seeds" in yo...
mahogany antidepressant drug useless brakes
  09/20/14
Rudolph's "seeds": http://www.miracleshihtzu.co...
mahogany antidepressant drug useless brakes
  09/20/14
Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread
mahogany antidepressant drug useless brakes
  09/20/14
Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.
splenetic hell national security agency
  09/20/14
If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?
splenetic hell national security agency
  09/20/14
I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is rela...
mahogany antidepressant drug useless brakes
  09/20/14
Can they check you without a stool sample?
splenetic hell national security agency
  09/20/14
I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape ...
mahogany antidepressant drug useless brakes
  09/20/14
PAGING BENZO!
splenetic hell national security agency
  09/20/14
thats pinworms tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look l...
olive yarmulke mood
  09/20/14
OUTTED as jezebel commenter: pocket_copterErin Gloria Ry...
maniacal messiness azn
  09/20/14
Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also hav...
passionate generalized bond gunner
  09/20/14
...
splenetic hell national security agency
  09/20/14
Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?
mahogany antidepressant drug useless brakes
  10/14/14
I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.
Odious Corner
  10/23/14
lol earl
Ruddy Potus Menage
  06/10/24
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: splenetic hell national security agency

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363240)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: House-broken pisswyrm associate

Begs the question why are you looking at your poop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363245)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: splenetic hell national security agency

When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I flush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363253)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: House-broken pisswyrm associate

(Oprah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363255)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: grizzly location rigor

Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular reasoning. Try to be more precise when you write

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363264)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: House-broken pisswyrm associate

ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: grizzly location rigor

Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363298)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: House-broken pisswyrm associate

you're scaring me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363302)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:14 PM
Author: grizzly location rigor

Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363380)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: House-broken pisswyrm associate

why don't you use full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363385)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:17 PM
Author: grizzly location rigor

Full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363393)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: House-broken pisswyrm associate

Periods you yank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363422)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: grizzly location rigor

Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get off subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363470)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: House-broken pisswyrm associate

hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26365063)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Hot territorial skinny woman ticket booth

Will do. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363306)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: grizzly location rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363382)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: wonderful fiercely-loyal property keepsake machete

DESCRIBE the seeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363249)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: splenetic hell national security agency

They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size of watermelon seeds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363256)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: House-broken pisswyrm associate

Maybe see a doctor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363259)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: splenetic hell national security agency

I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363265)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: mustard provocative shrine blood rage

Plant the poop on upenn's campus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363250)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Angry bipolar sound barrier office

those are worms/parasite shells, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363261)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: splenetic hell national security agency

What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363274)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed crackhouse

seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stool sample taken - he's right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363292)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: splenetic hell national security agency

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363310)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling voyeur

Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need to put a sample of your poop into each cup, on consecutive days. It must be your first poop of the day.

Bring the samples back, and in a week or so you'll get a call from your doctor with the exact species of worm you have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363299)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Umber cerebral rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363303)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: splenetic hell national security agency

NO!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363308)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling voyeur

it's the only way brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363320)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: anal bonkers whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363334)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: olive yarmulke mood

those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm eggs.

bravo on your TTT culinary exploits/shit eating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363407)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: House-broken pisswyrm associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363423)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: splenetic hell national security agency

Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363429)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

Did you eat pork?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363431)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: olive yarmulke mood

have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass?

what about wild fish or game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363436)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring green rigpig market

sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26573594)



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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Ruddy Potus Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#48879940)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: Stirring Duck-like Preventive Strike Library

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26363446)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: puce tank

ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon.

enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26365072)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: mahogany antidepressant drug useless brakes

Rudolph,

You have a parasite. The "seeds" in your poop aren't seeds, or tape worm eggs, but detached segments of a segmented worm. Give me a second, I'll find a picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26365084)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: mahogany antidepressant drug useless brakes

Rudolph's "seeds":

http://www.miracleshihtzu.com/images/tapeworm.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26365104)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: mahogany antidepressant drug useless brakes

Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26365114)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: splenetic hell national security agency

Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26365128)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: splenetic hell national security agency

If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26365130)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: mahogany antidepressant drug useless brakes

I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is relatively easy once you've been properly diagnosed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26365175)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: splenetic hell national security agency

Can they check you without a stool sample?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26365184)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: mahogany antidepressant drug useless brakes

I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape to your anus in the morning and seeing if it pulls any eggs off. That maybe pinworms though, I can't really remember.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26365222)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: splenetic hell national security agency

PAGING BENZO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26365229)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: olive yarmulke mood

thats pinworms

tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look like what op described

op need to get dewormed, post haste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26365286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: maniacal messiness azn

OUTTED as jezebel commenter:

pocket_copterErin Gloria Ryan

9/12/14 4:07pm

This just reminds me of that TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE STORY about the pumpkin seed poop from forever ago. Nothing will ever be gnarlier than that. Yeep.

http://jezebel.com/your-gnarliest-poop-stories-1634098754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26365085)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: passionate generalized bond gunner

Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also have leaves? Check and see if you're a plant pronto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26365262)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: splenetic hell national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26365267)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 8:01 PM
Author: mahogany antidepressant drug useless brakes

Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26517033)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:37 PM
Author: Odious Corner

I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#26573579)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: Ruddy Potus Menage

lol earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2...id.#47734604)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Massive garrison ceo



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Massive garrison ceo



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Massive garrison ceo



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Massive garrison ceo



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Massive garrison ceo



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Massive garrison ceo



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Date: March 31st, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Massive garrison ceo

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Massive garrison ceo



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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: buck-toothed cordovan telephone orchestra pit



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Date: September 11th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!



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Date: September 11th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!



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