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Curb Season 12: Larry David opens sushi bar on Ventura Blvd to compete w CSLG

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Rose love of her life dysfunction
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Rose love of her life dysfunction
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They already did a restaurant opening episode
rebellious roast beef principal's office
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*season and that's the fucking point. they did restaurant ...
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cslg: "hey brother, what's happening!? dude you see the...
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Partners with Chandler in order to get back at CSLG and brag...
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I thought the concept would be like Mongolian BBQ where you ...
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[LARRY DAVID and JEFF GREENE stand near counter of new sushi...
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[SUSIE GREENE enters] SUSIE: What the hell is this? Do yo...
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I really, really, really, really, really like it here.
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It's a SPITE sushi bar, Susie!
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fighting tanning salon
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Unbelievable how bad that show is now. The post-hiatus seaso...
yapping orchid idea he suggested
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cr. LD phoned it in
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IRASSHAIMASE!
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Rose love of her life dysfunction
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has to be dropping soon (s. 12)
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wtf is taking them so long to announce it
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Date: July 7th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Rose love of her life dysfunction



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Date: July 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Rose love of her life dysfunction



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Date: July 7th, 2022 4:59 PM
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Date: July 7th, 2022 7:08 PM
Author: Rose love of her life dysfunction



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Date: July 7th, 2022 9:14 PM
Author: Rose love of her life dysfunction



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Date: July 7th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: rebellious roast beef principal's office

They already did a restaurant opening episode

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Date: July 7th, 2022 9:20 PM
Author: Rose love of her life dysfunction

*season

and that's the fucking point. they did restaurant opening shit twice -- mocha joe's and the actual restaurant



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Date: July 7th, 2022 9:31 PM
Author: odious sound barrier

cslg: "hey brother, what's happening!? dude you see the market today? brother i'm down like 15%! it's killer, but i'm still rich as fuck. so what's up with you?"

larry: "oh... hey guru. i'm, just, uh... meeting richard for lunch for some sushi... kinda in a rush."

cslg: "oh wow, brother, that's awesome! here, take a stack of my cards. if he ever needs a lawyer tell him to give me a call. you know, i'm actually opening up my..."

larry: "hey, guru... i'm kinda in a rush, i'll see you la..."

cslg: "no worries brother, email me some time. i'm meeting up with the mongolian chef and his wife for the new sushi bar. thinking about making her part of his equity contribution if you know what i mean, haha... alright brother you need some more cards..."

larry: "wait... you're opening a sushi restaurant with a *mongolian* head chef? you can't do that. that's not sushi"

cslg: "brother you gotta take risks in life, you know what i mean? a lot of people told me you couldn't get rich from overprescribing shots for minor soft tissue injuries, but check out these settlement checks *pulls out iPhone*"

larry [getting eye to eye]: "listen you little rat faced kike, you can't just have a bunch of mongolians putting fish on rice and call it sushi... it's not real. it's never gonna work"

cslg: "haha woah brother, chill out! my life is awesome, i'm taking risks. you should try it man. seinfeld was, what, 30 years ago now? brother email me, when i open it'll be my treat. here, take some more cards..."

larry: "you don't get it, you little punk... i'm not going to stand for some bastardized mongolian sushi. i'll start my own restaurant"

cslg: "haha, i'm sure you will brother! like the coffee shop? or the play? no worries brother, i'll keep you out if you're serious. i've helped a lot of people out around here. gotta go brother, email me. here, take some more cards"

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Date: July 7th, 2022 9:35 PM
Author: Rose love of her life dysfunction



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Date: July 7th, 2022 10:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser home volcanic crater



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Date: July 8th, 2022 8:01 AM
Author: Rose love of her life dysfunction



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Date: July 8th, 2022 8:07 AM
Author: violet metal giraffe



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Date: July 19th, 2022 9:38 PM
Author: bearded self-centered resort cuckold



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Date: November 16th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: impertinent exhilarant school cafeteria doctorate

Wow can’t believe I missed this. 180

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Date: December 26th, 2022 7:13 PM
Author: Flesh Frisky Corner Lettuce



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Date: September 26th, 2023 9:05 PM
Author: concupiscible theater stage



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Date: October 26th, 2023 8:43 PM
Author: concupiscible theater stage



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Date: July 7th, 2022 10:27 PM
Author: Excitant massive temple weed whacker

Partners with Chandler in order to get back at CSLG and brags that his restaurant is more authentic because it has a "real Japanese" chef instead of a Mongolian but later finds out Chandler is allergic to seaweed and can't make any of the rolls.

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Date: July 7th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: Rose love of her life dysfunction



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Date: July 7th, 2022 10:37 PM
Author: light razzle-dazzle meetinghouse

I thought the concept would be like Mongolian BBQ where you try to cram as much sushi on your plate as possible for a fixed price.

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Date: July 12th, 2022 2:45 PM
Author: odious sound barrier



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Date: July 12th, 2022 2:50 PM
Author: ocher chest-beating famous landscape painting property



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Date: July 15th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: fighting tanning salon

[LARRY DAVID and JEFF GREENE stand near counter of new sushi bar]

LARRY: No, it was that lawyer.

JEFF: What lawyer?

LARRY: Remember I bumped into his car in the valley and he tried to get $500,000 from me?

JEFF: Oh yeah.

LARRY: And it wasn't even a real accident, I was only going like three miles an hour.

JEFF: That was crazy. So it's a spite sushi bar?

LARRY: Yeah, pretty much.

JEFF: But you don't even eat sushi. What is this one? Some kind of seaweed wrap?

LARRY: I have no idea.

JEFF: You don't have a clue what you're doing, do you?

LARRY: No, I don't.

[RICHARD LEWIS enters]

RICHARD: When I heard you were down here selling sushi I thought it had to be some kind of fucking joke.

LARRY: I'm just trying to drive someone out of business. It's a long story.

RICHARD: I really don't have time for this shit, man. I have a heart condition, I'm allergic to everything, and my girlfriend won't even talk to me.

LARRY: Oh, cue the violins. He's allergic to the sushi! Richard can't eat the sushi!

RICHARD: Fuck you, I'm getting out of here.

[SUSIE GREENE enters]

SUSIE: What the hell is this? Do you even have a license to sell this stuff?

LARRY: Yeah, it's all legit. Here, try one.

SUSIE: Jeff, this doesn't look sanitary. Was this prepared by a Japanese chef?

JEFF: It's fine, eat it.

SUSIE: Look at you, you're pathetic, shoving any random thing in your mouth.

[CSLG enters]

CSLG: Hey, Larry! Welcome to the neighborhood!

SUSIE: Who the fuck is this?

LARRY: It's the lawyer who owns the sushi place across the street.

SUSIE: Lawyer? What?

CSLG: Congratulations on the grand opening, Larry! Place looks great!

LARRY: Thanks.

CSLG: Well, I guess I can't really stay seeing how we're competitors, but I just wanted to drop off these Disneyland tickets for you and your wife. I also have floor seats at the Lakers game if you'd like to join us next week.

LARRY: Wow, I don't know what to say.

SUSIE: See Larry, he brought you these wonderful gifts out of the goodness of his heart. Now that is how neighbors should treat each other.

LARRY: Yeah, thanks.

CSLG: Okay Larry, you have a good one! Email me!

[CSLG waves goodbye and walks across the street]

LARRY: Oh that reminds me, Leon should be here any minute. He's bringing me those sushi knives or whatever they're called.

JEFF: Sushi knives?

LARRY: Yeah, they're the sharpest in the world. Cost like five grand.

[Sound of loud collision outside]

SUSIE: Oh my God! He killed him!

LARRY: Holy shit!

[Leon runs inside after hitting CSLG with his Escalade]

JEFF: What the fuck!

LARRY: He's covered in blood! Call an ambulance!

LEON: Motherfucker walked right in front of me!

LARRY: He's trying to say something!

CSLG: Chuh, chuh, chuh.

[CSLG spits out teeth and coughs blood onto sidewalk]

LARRY: What is he saying?

JEFF: I don't know!

CSLG: Ander. Chuh, chuh, chuh.

LARRY: Is he praying? What is that?

CSLG: Chander. Chandler.

LARRY: Chandler? Who's Chandler?

JEFF: I have no idea!

LARRY: Does anyone know who Chandler is? I'm looking for a Chandler! I need to find Chandler!

[Paramedics load CSLG into ambulance as CURB theme plays]

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Date: July 15th, 2022 12:26 PM
Author: Coral violent indian lodge tank

I’m crying laughing this is 180

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Date: July 15th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: ungodly galvanic sandwich becky

[SUSIE GREENE enters]

SUSIE: What the hell is this? Do you even have a license to sell this stuff?

LARRY: Yeah, it's all legit. Here, try one.

SUSIE: Jeff, this doesn't look sanitary. Was this prepared by a Japanese chef?

JEFF: It's fine, eat it.

SUSIE: Look at you, you're pathetic, shoving any random thing in your mouth.

***

Thank you, I died at this part.

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Date: October 27th, 2023 12:54 PM
Author: ivory halford



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Date: July 15th, 2022 12:54 PM
Author: violet metal giraffe



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Date: July 15th, 2022 12:40 PM
Author: Rose love of her life dysfunction



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Date: July 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: odious sound barrier



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: frozen avocado old irish cottage

This is a masterpiece, but how does a grocery clerk afford HBO?

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Date: July 19th, 2022 9:22 PM
Author: elite ladyboy



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Date: July 19th, 2022 9:40 PM
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Date: October 28th, 2022 10:32 PM
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Date: October 28th, 2022 10:33 PM
Author: Hateful free-loading den



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Date: November 15th, 2022 7:44 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2022 7:46 PM
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Date: November 16th, 2022 2:00 PM
Author: impertinent exhilarant school cafeteria doctorate



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Date: September 26th, 2023 9:06 PM
Author: fighting tanning salon



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Date: September 26th, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: concupiscible theater stage



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Date: September 26th, 2023 9:09 PM
Author: Excitant massive temple weed whacker

I really, really, really, really, really like it here.

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Date: October 26th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Talking arousing theater stain



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:31 PM
Author: light razzle-dazzle meetinghouse



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:20 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2022 6:49 PM
Author: fighting tanning salon



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:30 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: frozen avocado old irish cottage

It's a SPITE sushi bar, Susie!

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Date: July 17th, 2022 9:27 AM
Author: fighting tanning salon



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Date: July 17th, 2022 12:00 PM
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Date: July 17th, 2022 2:53 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2022 9:15 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2022 9:18 PM
Author: yapping orchid idea he suggested

Unbelievable how bad that show is now. The post-hiatus seasons are nothing like the earlier ones.

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Date: July 19th, 2022 9:24 PM
Author: Rose love of her life dysfunction

cr. LD phoned it in

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Date: October 28th, 2022 10:30 PM
Author: fighting tanning salon



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Date: November 15th, 2022 7:43 PM
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Date: November 16th, 2022 1:51 PM
Author: Rose love of her life dysfunction



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Date: February 21st, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Rose love of her life dysfunction



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Date: February 21st, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: exciting sable box office

IRASSHAIMASE!

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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:56 PM
Author: Rose love of her life dysfunction



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Date: October 19th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Rose love of her life dysfunction



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:49 PM
Author: Fragrant Station

has to be dropping soon (s. 12)

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Date: October 27th, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Rose love of her life dysfunction

wtf is taking them so long to announce it

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Date: January 5th, 2024 5:49 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:29 PM
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Date: July 2nd, 2024 2:48 PM
Author: Rose love of her life dysfunction



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 2:49 PM
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Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:20 PM
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