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Curb Season 12: Larry David opens sushi bar on Ventura Blvd to compete w CSLG

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They already did a restaurant opening episode
Cobalt sadistic kitchen
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*season and that's the fucking point. they did restaurant ...
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Wow can’t believe I missed this. 180
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Partners with Chandler in order to get back at CSLG and brag...
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I thought the concept would be like Mongolian BBQ where you ...
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[LARRY DAVID and JEFF GREENE stand near counter of new sushi...
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I’m crying laughing this is 180
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[SUSIE GREENE enters] SUSIE: What the hell is this? Do yo...
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I really, really, really, really, really like it here.
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It's a SPITE sushi bar, Susie!
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Unbelievable how bad that show is now. The post-hiatus seaso...
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cr. LD phoned it in
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IRASSHAIMASE!
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gaped galvanic piazza
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has to be dropping soon (s. 12)
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wtf is taking them so long to announce it
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Date: July 7th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: gaped galvanic piazza



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Date: July 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: gaped galvanic piazza



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Date: July 7th, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: Ebony Brethren Travel Guidebook



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Date: July 7th, 2022 7:08 PM
Author: gaped galvanic piazza



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Date: July 7th, 2022 9:14 PM
Author: gaped galvanic piazza



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Date: July 7th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: Cobalt sadistic kitchen

They already did a restaurant opening episode

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Date: July 7th, 2022 9:20 PM
Author: gaped galvanic piazza

*season

and that's the fucking point. they did restaurant opening shit twice -- mocha joe's and the actual restaurant



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Date: July 7th, 2022 9:31 PM
Author: Sinister Flickering Trailer Park

cslg: "hey brother, what's happening!? dude you see the market today? brother i'm down like 15%! it's killer, but i'm still rich as fuck. so what's up with you?"

larry: "oh... hey guru. i'm, just, uh... meeting richard for lunch for some sushi... kinda in a rush."

cslg: "oh wow, brother, that's awesome! here, take a stack of my cards. if he ever needs a lawyer tell him to give me a call. you know, i'm actually opening up my..."

larry: "hey, guru... i'm kinda in a rush, i'll see you la..."

cslg: "no worries brother, email me some time. i'm meeting up with the mongolian chef and his wife for the new sushi bar. thinking about making her part of his equity contribution if you know what i mean, haha... alright brother you need some more cards..."

larry: "wait... you're opening a sushi restaurant with a *mongolian* head chef? you can't do that. that's not sushi"

cslg: "brother you gotta take risks in life, you know what i mean? a lot of people told me you couldn't get rich from overprescribing shots for minor soft tissue injuries, but check out these settlement checks *pulls out iPhone*"

larry [getting eye to eye]: "listen you little rat faced kike, you can't just have a bunch of mongolians putting fish on rice and call it sushi... it's not real. it's never gonna work"

cslg: "haha woah brother, chill out! my life is awesome, i'm taking risks. you should try it man. seinfeld was, what, 30 years ago now? brother email me, when i open it'll be my treat. here, take some more cards..."

larry: "you don't get it, you little punk... i'm not going to stand for some bastardized mongolian sushi. i'll start my own restaurant"

cslg: "haha, i'm sure you will brother! like the coffee shop? or the play? no worries brother, i'll keep you out if you're serious. i've helped a lot of people out around here. gotta go brother, email me. here, take some more cards"

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Date: July 7th, 2022 9:35 PM
Author: gaped galvanic piazza



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Date: July 7th, 2022 10:25 PM
Author: Floppy mexican



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Date: July 8th, 2022 8:01 AM
Author: gaped galvanic piazza



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Date: July 8th, 2022 8:07 AM
Author: yellow state boiling water



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Date: July 19th, 2022 9:38 PM
Author: medicated theater toaster



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Date: November 16th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: mewling giraffe

Wow can’t believe I missed this. 180

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Date: December 26th, 2022 7:13 PM
Author: Thriller Bossy Laser Beams Masturbator



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Date: September 26th, 2023 9:05 PM
Author: Translucent mediation



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Date: October 26th, 2023 8:43 PM
Author: Translucent mediation



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Date: July 7th, 2022 10:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser charcoal ticket booth potus

Partners with Chandler in order to get back at CSLG and brags that his restaurant is more authentic because it has a "real Japanese" chef instead of a Mongolian but later finds out Chandler is allergic to seaweed and can't make any of the rolls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5148435&forum_id=2...id.#44813251)



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Date: July 7th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: gaped galvanic piazza



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Date: July 7th, 2022 10:37 PM
Author: disgusting cowardly crotch

I thought the concept would be like Mongolian BBQ where you try to cram as much sushi on your plate as possible for a fixed price.

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Date: July 12th, 2022 2:45 PM
Author: Sinister Flickering Trailer Park



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Date: July 12th, 2022 2:50 PM
Author: submissive copper sanctuary cumskin



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Date: July 15th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: pearl pistol

[LARRY DAVID and JEFF GREENE stand near counter of new sushi bar]

LARRY: No, it was that lawyer.

JEFF: What lawyer?

LARRY: Remember I bumped into his car in the valley and he tried to get $500,000 from me?

JEFF: Oh yeah.

LARRY: And it wasn't even a real accident, I was only going like three miles an hour.

JEFF: That was crazy. So it's a spite sushi bar?

LARRY: Yeah, pretty much.

JEFF: But you don't even eat sushi. What is this one? Some kind of seaweed wrap?

LARRY: I have no idea.

JEFF: You don't have a clue what you're doing, do you?

LARRY: No, I don't.

[RICHARD LEWIS enters]

RICHARD: When I heard you were down here selling sushi I thought it had to be some kind of fucking joke.

LARRY: I'm just trying to drive someone out of business. It's a long story.

RICHARD: I really don't have time for this shit, man. I have a heart condition, I'm allergic to everything, and my girlfriend won't even talk to me.

LARRY: Oh, cue the violins. He's allergic to the sushi! Richard can't eat the sushi!

RICHARD: Fuck you, I'm getting out of here.

[SUSIE GREENE enters]

SUSIE: What the hell is this? Do you even have a license to sell this stuff?

LARRY: Yeah, it's all legit. Here, try one.

SUSIE: Jeff, this doesn't look sanitary. Was this prepared by a Japanese chef?

JEFF: It's fine, eat it.

SUSIE: Look at you, you're pathetic, shoving any random thing in your mouth.

[CSLG enters]

CSLG: Hey, Larry! Welcome to the neighborhood!

SUSIE: Who the fuck is this?

LARRY: It's the lawyer who owns the sushi place across the street.

SUSIE: Lawyer? What?

CSLG: Congratulations on the grand opening, Larry! Place looks great!

LARRY: Thanks.

CSLG: Well, I guess I can't really stay seeing how we're competitors, but I just wanted to drop off these Disneyland tickets for you and your wife. I also have floor seats at the Lakers game if you'd like to join us next week.

LARRY: Wow, I don't know what to say.

SUSIE: See Larry, he brought you these wonderful gifts out of the goodness of his heart. Now that is how neighbors should treat each other.

LARRY: Yeah, thanks.

CSLG: Okay Larry, you have a good one! Email me!

[CSLG waves goodbye and walks across the street]

LARRY: Oh that reminds me, Leon should be here any minute. He's bringing me those sushi knives or whatever they're called.

JEFF: Sushi knives?

LARRY: Yeah, they're the sharpest in the world. Cost like five grand.

[Sound of loud collision outside]

SUSIE: Oh my God! He killed him!

LARRY: Holy shit!

[Leon runs inside after hitting CSLG with his Escalade]

JEFF: What the fuck!

LARRY: He's covered in blood! Call an ambulance!

LEON: Motherfucker walked right in front of me!

LARRY: He's trying to say something!

CSLG: Chuh, chuh, chuh.

[CSLG spits out teeth and coughs blood onto sidewalk]

LARRY: What is he saying?

JEFF: I don't know!

CSLG: Ander. Chuh, chuh, chuh.

LARRY: Is he praying? What is that?

CSLG: Chander. Chandler.

LARRY: Chandler? Who's Chandler?

JEFF: I have no idea!

LARRY: Does anyone know who Chandler is? I'm looking for a Chandler! I need to find Chandler!

[Paramedics load CSLG into ambulance as CURB theme plays]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5148435&forum_id=2...id.#44855864)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 12:26 PM
Author: Mustard Adventurous Cruise Ship

I’m crying laughing this is 180

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Date: July 15th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: chrome address

[SUSIE GREENE enters]

SUSIE: What the hell is this? Do you even have a license to sell this stuff?

LARRY: Yeah, it's all legit. Here, try one.

SUSIE: Jeff, this doesn't look sanitary. Was this prepared by a Japanese chef?

JEFF: It's fine, eat it.

SUSIE: Look at you, you're pathetic, shoving any random thing in your mouth.

***

Thank you, I died at this part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5148435&forum_id=2...id.#44855995)



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Date: October 27th, 2023 12:54 PM
Author: Wonderful Umber Friendly Grandma Doctorate



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Date: July 15th, 2022 12:54 PM
Author: yellow state boiling water



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Date: July 15th, 2022 12:40 PM
Author: gaped galvanic piazza



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Date: July 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Sinister Flickering Trailer Park



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: lake arousing jewess jap

This is a masterpiece, but how does a grocery clerk afford HBO?

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Date: July 19th, 2022 9:22 PM
Author: Stimulating flushed fat ankles



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Date: July 19th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: medicated theater toaster



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Date: October 28th, 2022 10:32 PM
Author: medicated theater toaster



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Date: October 28th, 2022 10:33 PM
Author: Orange Black Woman Set



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Date: November 15th, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: Adulterous whorehouse therapy



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Date: November 15th, 2022 7:46 PM
Author: vivacious gunner chapel



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Date: November 16th, 2022 2:00 PM
Author: mewling giraffe



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Date: September 26th, 2023 9:06 PM
Author: pearl pistol



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Date: September 26th, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Translucent mediation



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Date: September 26th, 2023 9:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser charcoal ticket booth potus

I really, really, really, really, really like it here.

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Date: October 26th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: territorial appetizing idea he suggested



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:31 PM
Author: disgusting cowardly crotch



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: evan39



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Date: July 15th, 2022 6:49 PM
Author: pearl pistol



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: pearl pistol



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: lake arousing jewess jap

It's a SPITE sushi bar, Susie!

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Date: July 17th, 2022 9:27 AM
Author: pearl pistol



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Date: July 17th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Infuriating trump supporter national security agency



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Date: July 17th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: pearl pistol



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Date: July 19th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: pearl pistol



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Date: July 19th, 2022 9:18 PM
Author: Shivering Amethyst Orchestra Pit Kitty Cat

Unbelievable how bad that show is now. The post-hiatus seasons are nothing like the earlier ones.

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Date: July 19th, 2022 9:24 PM
Author: gaped galvanic piazza

cr. LD phoned it in

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Date: October 28th, 2022 10:30 PM
Author: pearl pistol



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Date: November 15th, 2022 7:43 PM
Author: pearl pistol



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Date: November 16th, 2022 1:51 PM
Author: gaped galvanic piazza



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Date: February 21st, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: gaped galvanic piazza



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Date: February 21st, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: motley vermilion locale wagecucks

IRASSHAIMASE!

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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:56 PM
Author: gaped galvanic piazza



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Date: October 19th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: gaped galvanic piazza



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:49 PM
Author: Crystalline talking party of the first part field

has to be dropping soon (s. 12)

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Date: October 27th, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: gaped galvanic piazza

wtf is taking them so long to announce it

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Date: January 5th, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: pearl pistol



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: pearl pistol



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 2:48 PM
Author: gaped galvanic piazza



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: godawful church dragon



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: evan39



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