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I need to lose some weight and get into shape. I’m serious this time.

https://imgur.com/a/wMfAxc6
Excitant Voyeur
  06/14/25
What that thing needs is some SAUSAGE
arousing depressive
  06/14/25
you can't even fit into a link without breaking it
Sick corn cake theatre
  06/14/25
Yes, Imgur has a scrub that breaks links on photos if I show...
Excitant Voyeur
  06/14/25
Imgur has a stink if the nipple is pink
Gold nowag juggernaut
  06/14/25
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cracking den coldplay fan
  06/14/25
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Excitant Voyeur
  06/14/25
New link: https://imgur.com/a/wMfAxc6
Excitant Voyeur
  06/14/25
i'd start by buying larger pants
Sick corn cake theatre
  06/14/25
This is the largest size pants sold at Costco's, brother. If...
Excitant Voyeur
  06/14/25
The gut split split like that below the navel is a wonder
peach old irish cottage friendly grandma
  06/14/25
You should just go to Tijuana and get massive lipo plus a tu...
cracking den coldplay fan
  06/14/25
I need a holistic diet, exercise, stress management, and fin...
Excitant Voyeur
  06/14/25
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cyan masturbator kitchen
  06/14/25
Ideal body shape and thinner than most Americans
Exciting Carnelian Striped Hyena Keepsake Machete
  06/14/25
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Charismatic love of her life locus
  06/14/25
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underhanded aromatic sweet tailpipe knife
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mind-boggling garrison rigpig
  06/14/25
I've been seeing clips for this show 1000lb sisters where on...
Gold nowag juggernaut
  06/14/25
pic doesn't really live up to the hype, tbh.
razzle-dazzle orchestra pit
  06/14/25
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this i...
harsh forum yarmulke
  06/14/25
Yeah this is disappointing af. This is peak Texas
Gold nowag juggernaut
  06/14/25
He looks like me and I'm 6'3" 190 lbs.
harsh forum yarmulke
  06/14/25
Same I’ve been compulsively eating more than ever.
curious native
  06/14/25
Dude I have been so stressed this year. First time in a long...
Excitant Voyeur
  06/14/25
What are we gonna do?
curious native
  06/14/25
I'm at the engine telegraph putting it on full speed ahead, ...
Excitant Voyeur
  06/14/25
you can buy tirzepatide cheap online from china
Adventurous crusty nursing home
  06/14/25
For the next 3 weeks, do each of these every day with 100% c...
supple new version skinny woman
  06/14/25
This doesn't really work for fatties. They'll eat 4,000 cal...
cracking den coldplay fan
  06/14/25
Okay, brother, I’m doing it. Just got back inside from...
Excitant Voyeur
  06/14/25
lol. If you're trying to work out, maybe don't use a lawnmo...
cracking den coldplay fan
  06/14/25
A push mower in wet grass isn’t very effective in the ...
Excitant Voyeur
  06/14/25
The point isn't to be effective it's to get a workout. If i...
cracking den coldplay fan
  06/14/25
So your advice is for me to just go outside and exercise in ...
Excitant Voyeur
  06/14/25
Holy fuck, no the advice is to get some exercise you fat fuc...
cracking den coldplay fan
  06/14/25
to be clear, that's my advice, secondary to putting a 12 gau...
Abusive dull becky liquid oxygen
  06/15/25
You can't even stop making excuses for not taking the magica...
sexy church building faggot firefighter
  06/14/25
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Abusive dull becky liquid oxygen
  06/14/25
I’ve never made an excuse in my life, brother. I find ...
Excitant Voyeur
  06/14/25
So why aren't you taking one of the hilariously effective fa...
sexy church building faggot firefighter
  06/14/25
"I’ve never made an excuse in my life, brother&qu...
Abusive dull becky liquid oxygen
  06/14/25
Do you know what it took to get in here?
Excitant Voyeur
  06/14/25
Years of sloth and gluttony
Exciting Carnelian Striped Hyena Keepsake Machete
  06/14/25
Get in where. I've lost track of the metaphor.
harsh forum yarmulke
  06/14/25
He's trying to freshen up the schtick and running out of ide...
sexy church building faggot firefighter
  06/14/25
20 years of shoveling garbage down your throat at such an ex...
Abusive dull becky liquid oxygen
  06/14/25
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Exciting Carnelian Striped Hyena Keepsake Machete
  06/14/25
I'm an ozempic truther, 90% sure tell put a hole in your hea...
outnumbered party of the first part
  06/14/25
4-6 hour eating window and make sure you're getting 200g pro...
Ocher internet-worthy range
  06/14/25
100 pushups 100 situps 100 squats 10 km EVERY. SINGLE....
electric idiot
  06/14/25
have you ever fasted?
Vivacious drunken theater stage queen of the night
  06/14/25
Many people are wondering this
electric idiot
  06/14/25
why are you such a fat fuckin bitch
naked regret indian lodge
  06/14/25
90% of what you need to do is manage what you eat. You alre...
puce motley newt hairy legs
  06/14/25
great content thx
mind-boggling garrison rigpig
  06/14/25
This doesn’t even look nearly as bad as I thought
bisexual painfully honest home prole
  06/14/25
I’m 365-370 pounds. Right at that threshold where the ...
Excitant Voyeur
  06/14/25
Post a scale pic with "xoxohth" written on paper b...
sexy church building faggot firefighter
  06/14/25
Hire a local trainer if you really can't do it yourself. He ...
flesh tattoo selfie
  06/14/25
That belly button has its own congressman.
Dead Whorehouse Nibblets
  06/14/25
You have GOT to be a diabetic if not pre-diabetic. You s...
blathering alcoholic senate double fault
  06/14/25
Early, late, or on time are all perspective and semantics
electric idiot
  06/14/25
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Excitant Voyeur
  06/15/25
GLP-1 is here for you
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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Excitant Voyeur

https://imgur.com/a/wMfAxc6

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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: arousing depressive

What that thing needs is some SAUSAGE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49016406)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Sick corn cake theatre

you can't even fit into a link without breaking it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015035)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Excitant Voyeur

Yes, Imgur has a scrub that breaks links on photos if I show any part of my nipple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015060)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Gold nowag juggernaut

Imgur has a stink if the nipple is pink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015220)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: cracking den coldplay fan



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Excitant Voyeur



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Excitant Voyeur

New link:

https://imgur.com/a/wMfAxc6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015049)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Sick corn cake theatre

i'd start by buying larger pants



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015055)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Excitant Voyeur

This is the largest size pants sold at Costco's, brother. If I get any bigger I'll be regulated to shopping exclusively at Casual Male XL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015340)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: peach old irish cottage friendly grandma

The gut split split like that below the navel is a wonder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015067)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: cracking den coldplay fan

You should just go to Tijuana and get massive lipo plus a tummy tuck. They can pull like 40 pounds out of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015076)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Excitant Voyeur

I need a holistic diet, exercise, stress management, and financial planning plan.

If I could just only have healthy food, get some moderate exercise, manage my stress, and sufficiently manage my cash flow and savings/investments so I wasn't such a poor mo, I think maybe, just maybe, I could maek it and get healthy and get back to a normal body weight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015155)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: cyan masturbator kitchen



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Exciting Carnelian Striped Hyena Keepsake Machete

Ideal body shape and thinner than most Americans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015192)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Charismatic love of her life locus



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: underhanded aromatic sweet tailpipe knife



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling garrison rigpig



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Gold nowag juggernaut

I've been seeing clips for this show 1000lb sisters where one sister is so fat she has a fat roll on her forehead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015198)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle orchestra pit

pic doesn't really live up to the hype, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015207)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: harsh forum yarmulke

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015210)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Gold nowag juggernaut

Yeah this is disappointing af. This is peak Texas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015214)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: harsh forum yarmulke

He looks like me and I'm 6'3" 190 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015232)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: curious native

Same I’ve been compulsively eating more than ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015215)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Excitant Voyeur

Dude I have been so stressed this year. First time in a long time. It’s taking a toll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015242)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: curious native

What are we gonna do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015281)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Excitant Voyeur

I'm at the engine telegraph putting it on full speed ahead, sea speed, brother.

Damn the torpedos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015284)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Adventurous crusty nursing home

you can buy tirzepatide cheap online from china

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015399)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: supple new version skinny woman

For the next 3 weeks, do each of these every day with 100% consistency:

Walk for at least 1 hour, rain or shine

Drink nothing but water, black coffee, and plain tea

Do not eat anything after dinner/ after 8 pm

If you follow those benchmarks every day for the next 3 weeks, you'll be in the habit of meeting them, and it'll be easy to keep going. The weight will fall off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015480)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: cracking den coldplay fan

This doesn't really work for fatties. They'll eat 4,000 calories before 8 PM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015485)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Excitant Voyeur

Okay, brother, I’m doing it. Just got back inside from half mowing my lawn (the sun and the heat were too much, also it’s been raining all week and the grass was pretty wet so the lawnmower batts ran out a little earlier than usual. One of the batts won’t even hold a charge anymore. It lasted what, 3 years maybe? I feel like it was a rip off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015534)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: cracking den coldplay fan

lol. If you're trying to work out, maybe don't use a lawnmower that runs on fucking batteries, just do a push mower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015606)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Excitant Voyeur

A push mower in wet grass isn’t very effective in the middle of the Jersey June, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015622)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: cracking den coldplay fan

The point isn't to be effective it's to get a workout. If it takes forever, that's a good thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015660)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Excitant Voyeur

So your advice is for me to just go outside and exercise in the heat for as long as possible, maybe suffer heat stroke, maybe have a heart attack, but just work harder for no reason other than you might get hurt and that’s be funny, haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015712)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: cracking den coldplay fan

Holy fuck, no the advice is to get some exercise you fat fuck. We're not even 24 hours in and already you're making excuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49016289)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Abusive dull becky liquid oxygen

to be clear, that's my advice, secondary to putting a 12 gauge in your mouth and pulling the trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49017072)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: sexy church building faggot firefighter

You can't even stop making excuses for not taking the magical wonder drug that controls impulse to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015486)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Abusive dull becky liquid oxygen



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: Excitant Voyeur

I’ve never made an excuse in my life, brother. I find it strange that people born on third base or at home plate always love to ridicule the kids that weren’t even born in the ballpark on “making excuses” or “not trying hard enough.”

I know that I wasn’t born in here, but do you have any idea what it took to get in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015641)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: sexy church building faggot firefighter

So why aren't you taking one of the hilariously effective fatmeds with relatively few (especially given the success profile) side effects?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015723)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Abusive dull becky liquid oxygen

"I’ve never made an excuse in my life, brother"

and then immediately follows with an implicit excuse and completely ignores the substance of the poast

you've gotta be flame at this point, hard to fathom this combination of pathos + stupidity



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015774)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Excitant Voyeur

Do you know what it took to get in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015815)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Exciting Carnelian Striped Hyena Keepsake Machete

Years of sloth and gluttony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49016073)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: harsh forum yarmulke

Get in where. I've lost track of the metaphor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49016074)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: sexy church building faggot firefighter

He's trying to freshen up the schtick and running out of ideas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49016090)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Abusive dull becky liquid oxygen

20 years of shoveling garbage down your throat at such an extreme rate that most people would be physically incapable of matching it

such extreme sloth and gluttony that most superlatives are inadequate -- and an extraordinary capacity for pathos, self-pity, and self-indulgence besides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49016108)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:33 PM
Author: Exciting Carnelian Striped Hyena Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49016278)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: outnumbered party of the first part

I'm an ozempic truther, 90% sure tell put a hole in your heart long term. But for you it's almost certainly worth the risk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015718)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Ocher internet-worthy range

4-6 hour eating window and make sure you're getting 200g protein. Very hard to overeat with that much protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49015952)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: electric idiot

100 pushups

100 situps

100 squats

10 km

EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. DAY



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49016094)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: Vivacious drunken theater stage queen of the night

have you ever fasted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49016098)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: electric idiot

Many people are wondering this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49016100)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: naked regret indian lodge

why are you such a fat fuckin bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49016101)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: puce motley newt hairy legs

90% of what you need to do is manage what you eat. You already know this, and yet you avoid the magical pill that will get you that 90% to be able to lose weight.

Absolutely pathetic. Stop blaming everything/everyone else. Whatever genetic disposition you have to overeat (since that's what you always seem to blame this on) can be overcome and yet you refuse to literally do this one weird trick to make it happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49016129)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling garrison rigpig

great content thx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49016141)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: bisexual painfully honest home prole

This doesn’t even look nearly as bad as I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49016290)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Excitant Voyeur

I’m 365-370 pounds. Right at that threshold where the scale stops working properly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49016306)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: sexy church building faggot firefighter

Post a scale pic with "xoxohth" written on paper b4 we engage u further

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49016307)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: flesh tattoo selfie

Hire a local trainer if you really can't do it yourself. He will be expensive. "Training" is probably only 30% "working out." Diet, rest, and ergogenics will be the bulk.

The biggest issue is that your entire perception of eating is wrong. You'll go nowhere until you get that properly calibrated. This is where a trainer can help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49016447)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Dead Whorehouse Nibblets

That belly button has its own congressman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49016457)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: blathering alcoholic senate double fault

You have GOT to be a diabetic if not pre-diabetic.

You should've DEMANDED your doctor put you on WeGovy 20 lbs ago.

You are eating yourself to an early grave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49016593)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: electric idiot

Early, late, or on time are all perspective and semantics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2...id.#49016628)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Excitant Voyeur



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Date: June 15th, 2025 9:18 AM
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