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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: avocado curious property Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.
Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Rough-skinned indian lodge weed whacker u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101515) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Mentally impaired cerebral marketing idea point they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101526) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Rough-skinned indian lodge weed whacker sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101533) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: hyperactive adventurous hospital community account 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104025) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: drunken stage stain FAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103886) |
Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: Insanely creepy theatre Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101481) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: diverse coffee pot Pic of the cheeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101482) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: wonderful ocher ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: hyperactive adventurous hospital community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104026) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: bistre location "Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101483) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: avocado curious property I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101488) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Transparent geriatric organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101502) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: bistre location How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101508) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: avocado curious property Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101547) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: bistre location How did she respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101576) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: avocado curious property Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101592) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: bistre location Lol I guess you had to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101658) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: Translucent misanthropic degenerate striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102175) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: multi-colored cyan house You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao
This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: bistre location Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103905) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: drunken stage stain jfc 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103910) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: hyperactive adventurous hospital community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104036) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: sooty dashing main people boltzmann At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101496) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: wonderful ocher ticket booth "with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"
u poor dumb bastard |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Rough-skinned indian lodge weed whacker this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.
if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF
and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her
best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.
trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: Mentally impaired cerebral marketing idea point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101528) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: bistre location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101535) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: avocado curious property Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.
I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Rough-skinned indian lodge weed whacker it's tricky with work situations
never risk your livelihood for a woman |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: avocado curious property Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101541) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: Arousing Therapy wut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101684) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: avocado curious property I’m married with kids part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101842) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: thriller violent area you lost the plot right there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101848) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: Translucent misanthropic degenerate striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: razzmatazz gunner set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102361) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: trip crackhouse crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102363) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: exciting buff university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102365) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone national masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102395) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: vibrant mustard locus People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102401) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: trip crackhouse crotch No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102445) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Insanely creepy theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103451) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Insane pit alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103487) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: Transparent geriatric organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103544) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Hairraiser depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103593) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: bistre location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103931) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: Crystalline Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103950) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: brindle odious wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103011) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Insane pit alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103485) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: hyperactive adventurous hospital community account we all have brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104039) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: hyperactive adventurous hospital community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104037) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Translucent misanthropic degenerate striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101532) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: violet out-of-control famous landscape painting double fault Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101544) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: heady psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101613) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: Tan Deep Trust Fund stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101561) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: Translucent misanthropic degenerate striped hyena Good poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102177) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: slate forum She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101678) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: Charismatic outnumbered stag film It’s already turned into rape in her mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101681) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Pearly Center "it was rape, but, like, the bad kind" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102417) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: marvelous library How big is her penis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101847) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: primrose patrolman Incredible thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101861) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: anal office shitlib Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102429) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: multi-colored cyan house Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103865) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: impertinent brethren sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103899) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: drunken stage stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103903) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: bistre location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103934) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: hyperactive adventurous hospital community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104405) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: hyperactive adventurous hospital community account humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104407) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: avocado curious property ? Didn’t want to lose my employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104451) |