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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
cerise set sandwich
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
boyish obsidian dysfunction
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
stimulating public bath depressive
  04/18/25
Cr.
anal crimson candlestick maker
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Ebony parlour
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
stirring deep telephone
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
cerise set sandwich
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Pearl base patrolman
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
provocative garnet step-uncle's house personal credit line
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
cerise set sandwich
  04/18/25
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Claret Histrionic Incel
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
cerise set sandwich
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Claret Histrionic Incel
  04/18/25
...
Pale Quadroon
  04/18/25
...
Rebellious lascivious national
  08/17/26
...
Beta passionate kitty degenerate
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Bistre associate
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Copper Whorehouse
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
cerise set sandwich
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Copper Whorehouse
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Pale Quadroon
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
cerise set sandwich
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Copper Whorehouse
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
cerise set sandwich
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Copper Whorehouse
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
citrine shrine
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Copper Whorehouse
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Pale Quadroon
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
cerise set sandwich
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
angry magenta ladyboy
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Pale Quadroon
  04/18/25
Ty friend
angry magenta ladyboy
  04/18/25
...
ruddy plaza
  08/17/26
...
ruddy plaza
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
shaky lay
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
cerise set sandwich
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
shaky lay
  04/18/25
...
Twinkling Immigrant
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Copper Whorehouse
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
cerise set sandwich
  04/18/25
...
Beta passionate kitty degenerate
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Zombie-like exhilarant crackhouse
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
angry magenta ladyboy
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
cerise set sandwich
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
cerise set sandwich
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
cerise set sandwich
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
stimulating public bath depressive
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
cerise set sandwich
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
cerise set sandwich
  08/17/26
...
ruddy plaza
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Claret Histrionic Incel
  08/17/26
ur dumb
cerise set sandwich
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Claret Histrionic Incel
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
cerise set sandwich
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Claret Histrionic Incel
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
cerise set sandwich
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Charcoal Range
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
cerise set sandwich
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Charcoal Range
  08/17/26
...
Pontificating state
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
shaky lay
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
cerise set sandwich
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
shaky lay
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Ebony parlour
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
cerise set sandwich
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: cerise set sandwich

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: boyish obsidian dysfunction

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: stimulating public bath depressive

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: anal crimson candlestick maker

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Ebony parlour

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: stirring deep telephone

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: cerise set sandwich

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Pearl base patrolman

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: provocative garnet step-uncle's house personal credit line

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: cerise set sandwich

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Claret Histrionic Incel

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: cerise set sandwich

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Claret Histrionic Incel

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Pale Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Rebellious lascivious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Beta passionate kitty degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Bistre associate

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Copper Whorehouse

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: cerise set sandwich

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Copper Whorehouse

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Pale Quadroon

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: cerise set sandwich

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Copper Whorehouse

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: cerise set sandwich

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Copper Whorehouse

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: citrine shrine

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Copper Whorehouse

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Pale Quadroon

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: cerise set sandwich

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: angry magenta ladyboy

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Pale Quadroon

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: angry magenta ladyboy

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: ruddy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: ruddy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: shaky lay

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: cerise set sandwich

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: shaky lay

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Twinkling Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Copper Whorehouse

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: cerise set sandwich

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Beta passionate kitty degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Zombie-like exhilarant crackhouse

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: angry magenta ladyboy

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: cerise set sandwich

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: cerise set sandwich

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: cerise set sandwich

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: stimulating public bath depressive

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: cerise set sandwich

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: cerise set sandwich

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: ruddy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Claret Histrionic Incel

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: cerise set sandwich

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Claret Histrionic Incel

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: cerise set sandwich

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Claret Histrionic Incel

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: cerise set sandwich

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Charcoal Range

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: cerise set sandwich

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Charcoal Range

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Pontificating state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: shaky lay

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: cerise set sandwich

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: shaky lay

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Ebony parlour

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: cerise set sandwich

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50146047)