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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: clear aphrodisiac idiot tattoo

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Hilarious geriatric gunner nursing home



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Galvanic indecent hell rigor

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Racy Affirmative Action

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Kink-friendly pit



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Racy Affirmative Action



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Passionate tripping gaming laptop

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Passionate tripping gaming laptop

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Exhilarant Quadroon Queen Of The Night



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Awkward Nubile Property



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: drunken half-breed orchestra pit

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Wonderful Orchid Feces

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: tantric lettuce

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Crawly Sticky Crotch

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Wonderful Orchid Feces

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Bonkers public bath telephone

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Hilarious geriatric gunner nursing home



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: trip henna gay wizard stag film

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Bonkers public bath telephone



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bonkers public bath telephone



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Cowardly excitant shrine



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: ethereal connection



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: ethereal connection



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: ethereal connection



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: ethereal connection



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: ethereal connection



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: screenman



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: ethereal connection



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
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*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: ethereal connection

Okay, I lol'd

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