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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Sooty business firm
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Exciting shitlib rehab
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Sooty business firm
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Exciting shitlib rehab
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Sooty business firm
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
coral startled gunner
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Sooty business firm
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odious jet-lagged party of the first part alpha
  07/06/25
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coral startled gunner
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confused yarmulke
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Pearl Effete Abode
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
mildly autistic heaven place of business
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Exciting shitlib rehab
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
mildly autistic heaven place of business
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Sooty business firm
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
mildly autistic heaven place of business
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Exciting shitlib rehab
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Sooty business firm
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
mildly autistic heaven place of business
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Big Charcoal Locus Patrolman
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
mildly autistic heaven place of business
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Laughsome depressive stag film
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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Pearl Effete Abode
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
salmon pisswyrm
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Bonkers plaza
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
alcoholic onyx sanctuary voyeur
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
brass site
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Electric up-to-no-good theater
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Sooty business firm
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Big Charcoal Locus Patrolman
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Sooty business firm
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Electric up-to-no-good theater
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Big Charcoal Locus Patrolman
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Provocative disturbing macaca pit
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veddy veddy not kosher
Electric up-to-no-good theater
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cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
alcoholic onyx sanctuary voyeur
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Big Charcoal Locus Patrolman
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Provocative disturbing macaca pit
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Electric up-to-no-good theater
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Provocative disturbing macaca pit
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Electric up-to-no-good theater
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Provocative disturbing macaca pit
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Electric up-to-no-good theater
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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salmon pisswyrm
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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Sooty business firm
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Sooty business firm
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
amethyst glittery area partner
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Nighttime razzmatazz preventive strike space
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Sooty business firm
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
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  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Sooty business firm



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Exciting shitlib rehab

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Sooty business firm

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Exciting shitlib rehab

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Sooty business firm

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: coral startled gunner

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Sooty business firm

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: odious jet-lagged party of the first part alpha



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Garnet bull headed bbw

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: mildly autistic heaven place of business



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: coral startled gunner



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Metal Talking French Chef Parlor



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: salmon pisswyrm



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: lavender lay corn cake



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: brass site



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: thriller bearded hall



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Provocative disturbing macaca pit



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Silver heady resort



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: confused yarmulke



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Nighttime razzmatazz preventive strike space



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Boyish walnut field karate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Adulterous Church Building Candlestick Maker



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Pearl Effete Abode



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: mildly autistic heaven place of business

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Exciting shitlib rehab

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: mildly autistic heaven place of business

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Sooty business firm

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: mildly autistic heaven place of business

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Exciting shitlib rehab

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Sooty business firm

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: mildly autistic heaven place of business

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Big Charcoal Locus Patrolman

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: mildly autistic heaven place of business

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Laughsome depressive stag film

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Tripping buck-toothed step-uncle's house

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Pearl Effete Abode



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: salmon pisswyrm

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Bonkers plaza

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: alcoholic onyx sanctuary voyeur

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: brass site

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Electric up-to-no-good theater

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Sooty business firm

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Big Charcoal Locus Patrolman

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Sooty business firm

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Electric up-to-no-good theater

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Big Charcoal Locus Patrolman

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Provocative disturbing macaca pit



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Electric up-to-no-good theater

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: alcoholic onyx sanctuary voyeur

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Big Charcoal Locus Patrolman

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Provocative disturbing macaca pit

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Electric up-to-no-good theater

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Provocative disturbing macaca pit

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Electric up-to-no-good theater

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Provocative disturbing macaca pit

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Electric up-to-no-good theater

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Electric up-to-no-good theater

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: salmon pisswyrm



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Provocative disturbing macaca pit

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Sooty business firm



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: racy parlour

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: mildly autistic heaven place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Provocative disturbing macaca pit



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Sooty business firm



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: amethyst glittery area partner

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Nighttime razzmatazz preventive strike space

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Sooty business firm



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: bright lodge community account

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

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