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Had a kid with a woman that rode the short bus

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Awkward national
  07/12/26
Is your kid retarded too?
Aromatic hilarious stead
  07/12/26
He is not retarded at all, but I can see he has slow reactio...
Awkward national
  07/12/26
Brother, he sounds retarded
Aromatic hilarious stead
  07/12/26
Her iq is an 80. Mine is a 120. I would guess he's at 100.
Awkward national
  07/12/26
How did this happen?
Laughsome grizzly locale
  07/12/26
Hit on her as she was stocking shelves at a grocery store- a...
Awkward national
  07/12/26
Is she at all attractive?
Laughsome grizzly locale
  07/12/26
In her prime she was moderately attractive.
Awkward national
  07/12/26
tp
Pale Flatulent Principal's Office Famous Landscape Painting
  07/13/26
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Trip resort
  07/13/26
in addition to being slow she is also high-conflict :|
fighting cracking queen of the night knife
  07/12/26
The slow part would be just a footnote if not for the misery...
Awkward national
  07/12/26
Uh, this has been years already? No xo content
Dead Space
  07/12/26
There has been occasional content. You need to poast and rea...
Awkward national
  07/12/26
I've read a ton of your content and I'm unfamiliar with &quo...
Dead Space
  07/12/26
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godawful private investor stag film
  07/12/26
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fragrant violet brethren crackhouse
  07/13/26
I lead a rich life.
Awkward national
  07/13/26
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curious multi-billionaire scourge upon the earth
  07/13/26
that sounds really hard, my brother
fighting cracking queen of the night knife
  07/12/26
Thanks for the sympathy. I went through 2 restraining orders...
Awkward national
  07/12/26
how old is he? sounds like you're doing a great job prep...
crystalline dysfunction
  07/12/26
I appreciate the encouragement. The other thing he has going...
Awkward national
  07/12/26
180. don't put too much emphasis on that either though becau...
crystalline dysfunction
  07/12/26
This sounds like hell on earf
umber coiffed den
  07/13/26
The mother of my child makes it hard for me to teach him mat...
Awkward national
  07/13/26
Wow
Useless free-loading abode pervert
  07/12/26
You drew some really rough hands
brass up-to-no-good home shitlib
  07/12/26
It all started with early-childhood abandonment by my parent...
Awkward national
  07/12/26
Is this the food truck jew that everyone loves?
umber coiffed den
  07/13/26
That classic xo trope
Aromatic hilarious stead
  07/12/26
diaper, sup brady, 45 year olds can't get pregnant
nudist skinny woman
  07/12/26
(120 IQmo)
self-absorbed stage masturbator
  07/12/26
pretty much whatever we want tp
Trip resort
  07/13/26
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zombie-like hairraiser lay
  07/12/26
holy shit. so you took advantage of a retard because you nai...
crystalline dysfunction
  07/12/26
cr, i'm not even sure she is legally capable of consent
godawful private investor stag film
  07/12/26
yeah I'd love OP to explain how he knew she was capable of c...
crystalline dysfunction
  07/12/26
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Awkward national
  07/12/26
well did it cross your mind that she might be MR when you me...
crystalline dysfunction
  07/12/26
This is one example of many. Of course on its own, it means ...
Awkward national
  07/12/26
On the bright side — the child will probably be the sm...
Lime aphrodisiac stage coldplay fan
  07/12/26
Her family/community is pretty damn sparse.
Awkward national
  07/12/26
are you both Dahlit? If so, congratz.
snowy histrionic hominid location
  07/12/26
wait until they find out she married money ;)
Concupiscible quadroon
  07/12/26
DONT EMBARSE ME MAMA
Pale Flatulent Principal's Office Famous Landscape Painting
  07/13/26
hows your financial situation these days? you have multiple...
abusive drab gunner meetinghouse
  07/12/26
You're getting it
Awkward national
  07/12/26
This thread is refreshing after op constantly blamed his poo...
Swashbuckling canary dragon
  07/12/26
Construction journeyman tucking in dimwit son to sleep in th...
nudist skinny woman
  07/12/26
GG didn’t have to knock up the retard, but the capital...
abusive drab gunner meetinghouse
  07/12/26
But XO including probably GG are adamant that Europe is shit...
nudist skinny woman
  07/12/26
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Pale Flatulent Principal's Office Famous Landscape Painting
  07/13/26
hey man, nice shot
Comical heaven place of business
  07/12/26
Lol thanks.
Awkward national
  07/12/26
You only live once man. You're doing great.
racy water buffalo
  07/12/26
Yeah, I really question that. I made a lot of bad, bad cho...
Awkward national
  07/12/26
imo what he's saying is slide and let do
fighting cracking queen of the night knife
  07/12/26
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curious multi-billionaire scourge upon the earth
  07/13/26
(xo 2026
Pale Flatulent Principal's Office Famous Landscape Painting
  07/13/26
The Mongoloid's Pussy? Appealing!
Pale Flatulent Principal's Office Famous Landscape Painting
  07/13/26
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Drunken disrespectful goyim selfie
  07/13/26
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Trip resort
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abusive drab gunner meetinghouse
  07/13/26
tp
fragrant violet brethren crackhouse
  07/13/26
tp.
Trip resort
  07/13/26
Fucking kills me
Gay Grandpa
  07/22/26


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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:42 AM
Author: Awkward national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994009)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:53 AM
Author: Aromatic hilarious stead

Is your kid retarded too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994019)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Awkward national

He is not retarded at all, but I can see he has slow reaction time. Other than that his math skills are slightly above where they should be (because I work with him every day on that) but his reading is poor (because his mother "works with him" on that, or rather doesn't).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994209)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Aromatic hilarious stead

Brother, he sounds retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994597)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Awkward national

Her iq is an 80. Mine is a 120.

I would guess he's at 100.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994627)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:54 AM
Author: Laughsome grizzly locale

How did this happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994021)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Awkward national

Hit on her as she was stocking shelves at a grocery store- a job she barely could hold, I later found out, because in addition to being slow she is also high-conflict.

I got her pregnant by accident (she was like 45 years old, I put too much stock in the xoxohth.com trope that older women couldn't get pregnant) and here we are.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994204)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Laughsome grizzly locale

Is she at all attractive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994234)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Awkward national

In her prime she was moderately attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994304)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 6:16 AM
Author: Pale Flatulent Principal's Office Famous Landscape Painting

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49995921)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: Trip resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49996504)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: fighting cracking queen of the night knife

in addition to being slow she is also high-conflict

:|

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994313)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Awkward national

The slow part would be just a footnote if not for the misery-inducing constant conflict. EVERYTHING is a conflict, including having to argue to get more time with my son literally to teach him math. You would think a person who is totally innumerate would be grateful her son has a shot at proficiency in high school level math in the future, but all of that takes backseat to the joy of fighting with me about how hard I make her life through my daily visits with him. Mind you, I almost always do both the pick-up and drop-off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994655)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: Dead Space

Uh, this has been years already? No xo content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994812)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Awkward national

There has been occasional content. You need to poast and read more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994818)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Dead Space

I've read a ton of your content and I'm unfamiliar with "i fucked a retard from McDonald's and she's raising my son" storyline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994886)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: godawful private investor stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994962)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: fragrant violet brethren crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49996297)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Awkward national

I lead a rich life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49996415)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: curious multi-billionaire scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49996417)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: fighting cracking queen of the night knife

that sounds really hard, my brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994959)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Awkward national

Thanks for the sympathy. I went through 2 restraining orders with her (cost me 25k to dismiss them) and SHE broke MY nose (currently in criminal court proceedings but im not pushing it and the case will be dismissed with her good behavior + mental health diversion stuff).

I just want a positive outcome for my son, and im hoping that intensive training in math and music, plus developing a solid work ethic, will open enough doors for him and allow him a good life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994989)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: crystalline dysfunction

how old is he?

sounds like you're doing a great job preparing him. but kids can be pretty perceptive and he probably realizes you think he's stupid. make sure you compliment him on things he's genuinely strong at (if any) and don't act like RAW INTELLECTUAL HORSEPOWER is the end all, be all... because it really isn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49995000)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Awkward national

I appreciate the encouragement. The other thing he has going for him is that he's handsome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49995080)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: crystalline dysfunction

180. don't put too much emphasis on that either though because looks fade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49995081)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: umber coiffed den

This sounds like hell on earf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49996422)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Awkward national

The mother of my child makes it hard for me to teach him math.

That does sound like hell, doesn't it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49996441)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Useless free-loading abode pervert

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994314)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: brass up-to-no-good home shitlib

You drew some really rough hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994315)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: Awkward national

It all started with early-childhood abandonment by my parents that set me up for an adolescence of mental health shit, and the rest pretty much went the way you'd expect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994715)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: umber coiffed den

Is this the food truck jew that everyone loves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49996429)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Aromatic hilarious stead

That classic xo trope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994599)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: nudist skinny woman

diaper, sup brady, 45 year olds can't get pregnant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994616)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: self-absorbed stage masturbator

(120 IQmo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994652)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: Trip resort

pretty much whatever we want tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49996503)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: zombie-like hairraiser lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994614)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: crystalline dysfunction

holy shit. so you took advantage of a retard because you naively assumed she was barren and ended up with a half-retard kid? you deserved that bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994917)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: godawful private investor stag film

cr, i'm not even sure she is legally capable of consent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994963)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: crystalline dysfunction

yeah I'd love OP to explain how he knew she was capable of consent when he first fucked her. the story sounds like he just wanted to cum in something and found an attractive-ish mentally disabled person and saw an easy target...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994972)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: Awkward national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994984)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:31 PM
Author: crystalline dysfunction

well did it cross your mind that she might be MR when you met her?

sixteen slice pizza is funny but seems like a mistake anyone could make. I mean it depends whether she was unfamiliar with " meaning inches or whether she just didn't notice that symbol on the display.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994987)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Awkward national

This is one example of many. Of course on its own, it means little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49995078)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Lime aphrodisiac stage coldplay fan

On the bright side — the child will probably be the smartest person in your baby mama’s family/community. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994226)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Awkward national

Her family/community is pretty damn sparse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994306)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: snowy histrionic hominid location

are you both Dahlit? If so, congratz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994611)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible quadroon

wait until they find out she married money ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49995020)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 6:17 AM
Author: Pale Flatulent Principal's Office Famous Landscape Painting

DONT EMBARSE ME MAMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49995923)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: abusive drab gunner meetinghouse

hows your financial situation these days? you have multiple kids with multiple other women & live to pay child support?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994312)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:31 PM
Author: Awkward national

You're getting it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994593)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling canary dragon

This thread is refreshing after op constantly blamed his poor life outcome on Jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994617)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: nudist skinny woman

Construction journeyman tucking in dimwit son to sleep in the back of a pickup truck with Oregon plates: "the Jews did this"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994624)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: abusive drab gunner meetinghouse

GG didn’t have to knock up the retard, but the capital/labor split has tilted ridiculously in favor of (((capital )))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994626)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: nudist skinny woman

But XO including probably GG are adamant that Europe is shit despite "capital" being much weaker there and Jews being like 0.2% of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994632)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 6:18 AM
Author: Pale Flatulent Principal's Office Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49995924)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: Comical heaven place of business

hey man, nice shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994618)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: Awkward national

Lol thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994648)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: racy water buffalo

You only live once man. You're doing great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994726)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Awkward national

Yeah, I really question that.

I made a lot of bad, bad choices but tbf I wasn't dealt the best hand to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994808)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: fighting cracking queen of the night knife

imo what he's saying is slide and let do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49994961)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: curious multi-billionaire scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49996188)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 6:16 AM
Author: Pale Flatulent Principal's Office Famous Landscape Painting

(xo 2026

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49995919)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 6:18 AM
Author: Pale Flatulent Principal's Office Famous Landscape Painting

The Mongoloid's Pussy? Appealing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49995925)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Drunken disrespectful goyim selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49996190)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Trip resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49996505)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: abusive drab gunner meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49996644)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: fragrant violet brethren crackhouse

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49996645)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Trip resort

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#49996416)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Fucking kills me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2...id.#50016438)