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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
federal indian lodge water buffalo
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
cream menage
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
federal indian lodge water buffalo
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
irradiated jet multi-billionaire
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
mildly autistic ceo
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
charismatic gas station shitlib
  06/06/25
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flirting range jew
  06/06/25
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deep spectacular principal's office chad
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
cream menage
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
federal indian lodge water buffalo
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
Useless center
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
federal indian lodge water buffalo
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
seedy theatre legend
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
federal indian lodge water buffalo
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
jade aggressive locus
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
federal indian lodge water buffalo
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
misanthropic temple
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
Useless center
  06/06/25
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deep spectacular principal's office chad
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
misanthropic temple
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
Sable parlor
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
federal indian lodge water buffalo
  06/06/25
Damn
Sable parlor
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
deep spectacular principal's office chad
  06/06/25
not including tip
misanthropic temple
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rough-skinned turdskin pocket flask
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jade aggressive locus
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Fragrant location
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charismatic gas station shitlib
  06/06/25
I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
Milky Provocative Box Office Sound Barrier
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cream menage
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jade aggressive locus
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Useless center
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Fragrant location
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Gaped crackhouse toilet seat
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garnet useless brakes
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irradiated jet multi-billionaire
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mildly autistic ceo
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Thirsty Twisted Space
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mentally impaired stead fat ankles
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flesh histrionic blood rage
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Umber mind-boggling pozpig ticket booth
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nofapping old irish cottage
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pea-brained greedy stag film faggot firefighter
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Hilarious Persian Property
  06/06/25
LOL
Trip canary dysfunction private investor
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Cerebral factory reset button
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jade aggressive locus
  06/27/25
he can pay in installments using klarna
vigorous black senate fanboi
  06/06/25
He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
pea-brained greedy stag film faggot firefighter
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
orange spot
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
federal indian lodge water buffalo
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
orange spot
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
federal indian lodge water buffalo
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
jade aggressive locus
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
orange spot
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
deep spectacular principal's office chad
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
federal indian lodge water buffalo
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
misanthropic temple
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
flesh histrionic blood rage
  06/06/25
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Arrogant field faggotry
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
misanthropic temple
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
razzle electric furnace
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
Hyperactive confused party of the first part
  06/06/25
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flirting range jew
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
Fragrant location
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
federal indian lodge water buffalo
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
Fragrant location
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
Soul-stirring chapel
  06/06/25
...
federal indian lodge water buffalo
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
Thirsty Twisted Space
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
garnet useless brakes
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
Umber mind-boggling pozpig ticket booth
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
flesh histrionic blood rage
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
hateful cruel-hearted pit feces
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
medicated boiling water
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
Milky Provocative Box Office Sound Barrier
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
Grizzly whorehouse coffee pot
  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
federal indian lodge water buffalo
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: federal indian lodge water buffalo

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: cream menage

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: federal indian lodge water buffalo

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: irradiated jet multi-billionaire

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: mildly autistic ceo

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: charismatic gas station shitlib

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: flirting range jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48993016)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: deep spectacular principal's office chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48993051)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: cream menage

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: federal indian lodge water buffalo

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Useless center

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: federal indian lodge water buffalo

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: seedy theatre legend

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: federal indian lodge water buffalo

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: jade aggressive locus

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: federal indian lodge water buffalo

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: misanthropic temple

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Useless center

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: deep spectacular principal's office chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991843)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: misanthropic temple

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Sable parlor

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: federal indian lodge water buffalo

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Sable parlor

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: deep spectacular principal's office chad

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: misanthropic temple

not including tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991855)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: rough-skinned turdskin pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991861)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: jade aggressive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991868)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Fragrant location



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: charismatic gas station shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992342)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Milky Provocative Box Office Sound Barrier

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: cream menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991909)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: jade aggressive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991914)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Useless center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991939)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Fragrant location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991962)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Gaped crackhouse toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991985)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: garnet useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991991)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: irradiated jet multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991995)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: mildly autistic ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992070)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Thirsty Twisted Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992078)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: mentally impaired stead fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992084)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: flesh histrionic blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992109)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Umber mind-boggling pozpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992136)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: nofapping old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992266)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: pea-brained greedy stag film faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992399)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Hilarious Persian Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48993876)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Trip canary dysfunction private investor

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48994925)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Cerebral factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#49055364)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: jade aggressive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#49055366)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: vigorous black senate fanboi

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: pea-brained greedy stag film faggot firefighter

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: orange spot

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: federal indian lodge water buffalo

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: orange spot

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: federal indian lodge water buffalo

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: jade aggressive locus

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: orange spot

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: deep spectacular principal's office chad

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: federal indian lodge water buffalo

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: misanthropic temple

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: flesh histrionic blood rage

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Arrogant field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992340)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: misanthropic temple

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: razzle electric furnace

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Hyperactive confused party of the first part

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: flirting range jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48993019)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Fragrant location

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: federal indian lodge water buffalo

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Fragrant location

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring chapel

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: federal indian lodge water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992207)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Thirsty Twisted Space

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: garnet useless brakes

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Umber mind-boggling pozpig ticket booth

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: flesh histrionic blood rage

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: hateful cruel-hearted pit feces

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: medicated boiling water

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Milky Provocative Box Office Sound Barrier

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Grizzly whorehouse coffee pot

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: federal indian lodge water buffalo

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48994921)