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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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scarlet deep school
  07/14/25
lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes
Bistre Pervert Stag Film
  07/14/25
Ty
scarlet deep school
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Abnormal erotic pit
  07/16/25
are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
Geriatric plum indian lodge
  07/14/25
The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
scarlet deep school
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
Geriatric plum indian lodge
  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
scarlet deep school
  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
Geriatric plum indian lodge
  07/14/25
Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
Clear Fear-inspiring Son Of Senegal Point
  07/14/25
Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
scarlet deep school
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lime foreskin
  07/14/25
it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
umber duck-like shrine french chef
  07/14/25
who is opposing counsel
thirsty vibrant range
  07/14/25
A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
scarlet deep school
  07/14/25
i wish both you and zurich tp luck
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scarlet deep school
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copper razzle double fault dopamine
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9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
Green Charismatic Gaping Chapel
  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
scarlet deep school
  07/14/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
Green Charismatic Gaping Chapel
  07/14/25
what a stud
swashbuckling fortuitous meteor
  07/20/25
will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
Silver immigrant faggot firefighter
  07/14/25
I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
scarlet deep school
  07/14/25
Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
Greedy degenerate
  07/14/25
Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
Green Charismatic Gaping Chapel
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Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
Greedy degenerate
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Galvanic meetinghouse queen of the night
  07/15/25
The N-word would be a clever wink
Soul-stirring Shaky Piazza
  07/14/25
You're honor I'm gay
Wonderful Area Travel Guidebook
  07/14/25
"I have sex with men for money"
Green Charismatic Gaping Chapel
  07/14/25
at least use the word scholarship.
Slate Scourge Upon The Earth Sneaky Criminal
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Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...
Slate Scourge Upon The Earth Sneaky Criminal
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Bangarang could fly under the radar
Avocado coffee pot set
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your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black ...
Geriatric plum indian lodge
  07/14/25
CNN made “jet black” too famous
scarlet deep school
  07/14/25
I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
Geriatric plum indian lodge
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May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
narrow-minded bright address
  07/15/25
Best of luck
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good luck buddy the most "appellate" work ive d...
Haunting Elastic Band Ratface
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got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgati...
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thirsty vibrant range
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swashbuckling fortuitous meteor
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EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
pungent tattoo
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judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
thirsty vibrant range
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Haunting Elastic Band Ratface
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what is this case over anyway
pungent tattoo
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Where is the link
Carnelian big office
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
thirsty vibrant range
  07/15/25
Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
Carnelian big office
  07/15/25
what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
Sinister Lascivious Kitchen
  07/15/25
looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary ...
Floppy Dun Digit Ratio
  07/15/25
Here he comes
pungent tattoo
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He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
pungent tattoo
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rookie blunder
Disrespectful drunken orchestra pit mother
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ahhhhh shit!!!
Haunting Elastic Band Ratface
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Wow aren't laws crazy
Glittery Sienna Toaster Potus
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Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack Maybe you two...
Carnelian big office
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1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
pungent tattoo
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Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
Sinister Lascivious Kitchen
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pungent tattoo
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Soul-stirring Shaky Piazza
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almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably alre...
heady pocket flask
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swashbuckling fortuitous meteor
  07/20/25
Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
Glittery Sienna Toaster Potus
  07/15/25
why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
pungent tattoo
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Really makes you think huh
Carnelian big office
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but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
pungent tattoo
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Glittery Sienna Toaster Potus
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Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo th...
Sinister Lascivious Kitchen
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...
Glittery Sienna Toaster Potus
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Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
scarlet deep school
  07/15/25
Oh epah fucked up
Silver immigrant faggot firefighter
  07/15/25
baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad
Green Charismatic Gaping Chapel
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Glittery Sienna Toaster Potus
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bespoke purple crotch box office
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baldmo judge tp
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crystalline concupiscible locus
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needs legal advice
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Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol
Carnelian big office
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startling passionate ticket booth
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Imagine?
Soul-stirring Shaky Piazza
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Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
Soul-stirring Shaky Piazza
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"I can turn him straight"
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Carnelian big office
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The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on ...
scarlet deep school
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swashbuckling fortuitous meteor
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I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
pungent tattoo
  07/15/25
“If your honors would like…”
Soul-stirring Shaky Piazza
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Tho humble
Silver immigrant faggot firefighter
  07/15/25
we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
bespoke purple crotch box office
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Sinister Lascivious Kitchen
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lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
pungent tattoo
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That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
scarlet deep school
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pungent tattoo
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he's doing great court has no interests in his opponents ...
Floppy Dun Digit Ratio
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I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living ea...
Soul-stirring Shaky Piazza
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heady pocket flask
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Relatively modest recovery tp
Glittery Sienna Toaster Potus
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Took some umbrage tp Unbridled success tp
Glittery Sienna Toaster Potus
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pungent tattoo
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Further errors tp
Glittery Sienna Toaster Potus
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forwent work
Silver immigrant faggot firefighter
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looking at their firm size tp
pungent tattoo
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Just realized that the firm they went against in this case i...
Carnelian big office
  07/15/25
Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
pungent tattoo
  07/15/25
Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
dashing transparent deer antler institution
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*gayer
Silver immigrant faggot firefighter
  07/15/25
That’s how all people from CA sound
dashing transparent deer antler institution
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Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
Green Charismatic Gaping Chapel
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He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm...
crystalline concupiscible locus
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kike
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Wonderful Area Travel Guidebook
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beady-eyed slimy round eye ceo
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Agreed Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts he...
Carnelian big office
  07/15/25
he's just "eccentric"
Green Charismatic Gaping Chapel
  07/15/25
why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose t...
pungent tattoo
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tls fox
crystalline concupiscible locus
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https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html je...
pungent tattoo
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lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liber...
crystalline concupiscible locus
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thirsty vibrant range
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"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the fir...
Carnelian big office
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did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in th...
sexy idiotic patrolman
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Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
jet bearded site
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let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
Silver immigrant faggot firefighter
  07/15/25
gonna have to be way more specific
pungent tattoo
  07/15/25
👋
scarlet deep school
  07/15/25
"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four bl...
Flirting multi-colored lodge
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scarlet deep school
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You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had ...
Flirting multi-colored lodge
  07/15/25
It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂
scarlet deep school
  07/15/25
Lmaooooo What was all the discussion about novelty and co...
Flirting multi-colored lodge
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We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on Califor...
scarlet deep school
  07/15/25
Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind jury plain...
Flirting multi-colored lodge
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Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity....
scarlet deep school
  07/15/25
Defense taking umbrage tp
pungent tattoo
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I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.
Flirting multi-colored lodge
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swashbuckling fortuitous meteor
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crystalline concupiscible locus
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Embarrassed To The Bone Hairraiser Rehab Volcanic Crater
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was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?
frisky macaca
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pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris
thirsty vibrant range
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Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut
Spectacular Grizzly Fanboi Messiness
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WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) wh...
contagious school cafeteria black woman
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stfu fag
Silver immigrant faggot firefighter
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It is good to be home.
contagious school cafeteria black woman
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the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polit...
heady pocket flask
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thirsty vibrant range
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litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest...
Irradiated wild public bath
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not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (cand...
heady pocket flask
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s
Irradiated wild public bath
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im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and manneri...
heady pocket flask
  07/15/25
ive listened to tsinah as well 😔
Irradiated wild public bath
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He’s really good
provocative at-the-ready abode newt
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im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encoun...
Exciting Mustard Brunch
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180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
Carnelian big office
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as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being h...
Buff house-broken juggernaut locale
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jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contributi...
heady pocket flask
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slaveholders were 180 tho
Silver immigrant faggot firefighter
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EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
Buff house-broken juggernaut locale
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...
Chest-beating legend
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So thoughtful! So moderate!
narrow-minded bright address
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you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you ...
heady pocket flask
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You really aren’t In a position to comment yet. And ...
self-centered kitty whorehouse
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Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. T...
self-centered kitty whorehouse
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ty pumo
scarlet deep school
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Abnormal erotic pit
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this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice an...
heady pocket flask
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You have no idea what you are talking about.
Bronze Tank
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im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk...
heady pocket flask
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Exciting Mustard Brunch
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If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge ta...
Flesh domesticated base
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Glittery Sienna Toaster Potus
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Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time...
beady-eyed slimy round eye ceo
  07/16/25
You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress
Alcoholic adventurous step-uncle's house
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Gorgeous guy
scarlet deep school
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So do your black gorillas gf peg you? When you go &ldquo...
yellow indirect expression quadroon
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At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White an...
Exciting Mustard Brunch
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: scarlet deep school

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Bistre Pervert Stag Film

lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: scarlet deep school

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Abnormal erotic pit



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Geriatric plum indian lodge

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: scarlet deep school

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Geriatric plum indian lodge

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: scarlet deep school

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Geriatric plum indian lodge

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Clear Fear-inspiring Son Of Senegal Point

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: scarlet deep school

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: umber duck-like shrine french chef

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: thirsty vibrant range

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: scarlet deep school

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: thirsty vibrant range

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: scarlet deep school



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Shaky Piazza



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: frisky macaca



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: heady pocket flask



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: copper razzle double fault dopamine



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Green Charismatic Gaping Chapel

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: scarlet deep school

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Green Charismatic Gaping Chapel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: swashbuckling fortuitous meteor

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Silver immigrant faggot firefighter

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: scarlet deep school

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Greedy degenerate

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Green Charismatic Gaping Chapel

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Greedy degenerate

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Galvanic meetinghouse queen of the night



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Shaky Piazza

The N-word would be a clever wink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101551)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Wonderful Area Travel Guidebook

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Green Charismatic Gaping Chapel

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Slate Scourge Upon The Earth Sneaky Criminal

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Slate Scourge Upon The Earth Sneaky Criminal

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Avocado coffee pot set

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Geriatric plum indian lodge

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: scarlet deep school

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Geriatric plum indian lodge

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: narrow-minded bright address

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Aromatic emerald theater stage gaming laptop

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Haunting Elastic Band Ratface

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: pungent tattoo

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: thirsty vibrant range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: swashbuckling fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: pungent tattoo

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: thirsty vibrant range

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Haunting Elastic Band Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: pungent tattoo

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Carnelian big office

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: thirsty vibrant range

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Carnelian big office

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Sinister Lascivious Kitchen

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Floppy Dun Digit Ratio

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: pungent tattoo

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: pungent tattoo

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Disrespectful drunken orchestra pit mother

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Haunting Elastic Band Ratface

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Glittery Sienna Toaster Potus

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Carnelian big office

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: pungent tattoo

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Sinister Lascivious Kitchen

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: pungent tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Shaky Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: heady pocket flask

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Flushed racy state hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: swashbuckling fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Glittery Sienna Toaster Potus

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: pungent tattoo

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Carnelian big office

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: pungent tattoo

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Glittery Sienna Toaster Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Sinister Lascivious Kitchen

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Glittery Sienna Toaster Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: scarlet deep school

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Silver immigrant faggot firefighter

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Green Charismatic Gaping Chapel

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Glittery Sienna Toaster Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: bespoke purple crotch box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Shaky Piazza

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: crystalline concupiscible locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Flirting multi-colored lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: copper razzle double fault dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Galvanic meetinghouse queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: crystalline concupiscible locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Irradiated wild public bath

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Carnelian big office

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: startling passionate ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Shaky Piazza

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Shaky Piazza

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: pungent tattoo

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: thirsty vibrant range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Carnelian big office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Shaky Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: crystalline concupiscible locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: provocative at-the-ready abode newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Buff house-broken juggernaut locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: copper razzle double fault dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Flesh domesticated base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: scarlet deep school

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: swashbuckling fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: pungent tattoo

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Shaky Piazza

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Silver immigrant faggot firefighter

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: bespoke purple crotch box office

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Sinister Lascivious Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: pungent tattoo

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: scarlet deep school

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: pungent tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Floppy Dun Digit Ratio

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Shaky Piazza

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: heady pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Glittery Sienna Toaster Potus

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Glittery Sienna Toaster Potus

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: pungent tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Glittery Sienna Toaster Potus

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Silver immigrant faggot firefighter

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: pungent tattoo

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Carnelian big office

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: pungent tattoo

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: dashing transparent deer antler institution

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Silver immigrant faggot firefighter

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: dashing transparent deer antler institution

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Green Charismatic Gaping Chapel

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: crystalline concupiscible locus

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: provocative at-the-ready abode newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: umber duck-like shrine french chef

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: scarlet deep school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: copper razzle double fault dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: soggy obsidian principal's office wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Flushed racy state hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Wonderful Area Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: beady-eyed slimy round eye ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Carnelian big office

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Green Charismatic Gaping Chapel

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: pungent tattoo

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: crystalline concupiscible locus

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: pungent tattoo

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: crystalline concupiscible locus

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: thirsty vibrant range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Carnelian big office

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: sexy idiotic patrolman

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: jet bearded site

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Silver immigrant faggot firefighter

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: pungent tattoo

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: scarlet deep school

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Flirting multi-colored lodge

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: scarlet deep school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Flirting multi-colored lodge

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: scarlet deep school

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Flirting multi-colored lodge

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: scarlet deep school

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Flirting multi-colored lodge

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: scarlet deep school

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: pungent tattoo

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Flirting multi-colored lodge

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: swashbuckling fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: crystalline concupiscible locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Hairraiser Rehab Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: frisky macaca

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: thirsty vibrant range

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Spectacular Grizzly Fanboi Messiness

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: contagious school cafeteria black woman

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Silver immigrant faggot firefighter

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: contagious school cafeteria black woman

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: heady pocket flask

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: thirsty vibrant range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Irradiated wild public bath

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: heady pocket flask

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Irradiated wild public bath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: heady pocket flask

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Irradiated wild public bath

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: provocative at-the-ready abode newt

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Exciting Mustard Brunch

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Carnelian big office

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Buff house-broken juggernaut locale

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: heady pocket flask

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Silver immigrant faggot firefighter

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Buff house-broken juggernaut locale

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Chest-beating legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: narrow-minded bright address

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: heady pocket flask

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: self-centered kitty whorehouse

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: self-centered kitty whorehouse

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: scarlet deep school

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Abnormal erotic pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: heady pocket flask

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Bronze Tank

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: heady pocket flask

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Exciting Mustard Brunch

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Flesh domesticated base

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Glittery Sienna Toaster Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed slimy round eye ceo

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Alcoholic adventurous step-uncle's house

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: scarlet deep school

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: yellow indirect expression quadroon

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Exciting Mustard Brunch

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105370)