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SP makes the news for literal slip-and-fall "victory" - $2.3M for falling down

https://archive.is/NQjNC Funeral guest trips and falls on...
heady sadistic locale
  05/25/25
They forgot to mention someone honked their car horn right b...
Snowy affirmative action queen of the night
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cocky point
  06/04/25
1. disgusting 2. that guy is not and never has been spacepo...
chest-beating trailer park
  05/25/25
Lol yes it is
Bat Shit Crazy Erotic New Version Double Fault
  05/25/25
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chest-beating trailer park
  05/25/25
this entire aspect of tort law is so fucking scummy
Violent market toilet seat
  05/25/25
Welp, they should have built their steps better or whatever.
big chapel son of senegal
  05/25/25
oh lawdy, SPjr was in for such a hurtin’ that night
Fluffy French Chef Set
  05/25/25
Holy shit 180
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heady sadistic locale
  05/25/25
we need a 100 post thread in the vein of CSLG threads where ...
Jet Main People Crotch
  05/25/25
Ward and Chris are kyoot
Milky mad cow disease trump supporter
  05/25/25
Non-uniform stairs are an obvious hazard.
Crimson orchestra pit
  05/25/25
But they look like regular stairs don’t they
Laughsome well-lubricated prole
  05/25/25
Anyone ever notice how the stairs on cruise ships are too st...
aphrodisiac range athletic conference
  05/25/25
Nobody is going to have sympathy for you falling down stairs...
Jet Main People Crotch
  05/25/25
I just booked tickets anyone want to represent me
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180 spaceporn!
trip pit
  05/26/25
180. Hope you get a piece of the $$
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  05/27/25
Spaceporn needs to come back and start trolling CSLG &qu...
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SP is the greatest content creator here of the last decade
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Date: May 25th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: heady sadistic locale

https://archive.is/NQjNC

Funeral guest trips and falls on stairs at club, suffers fractures — $2.3 million settlement

Virginia Lawyers Weekly//March 9, 2025// 2 Minute Read

Injuries alleged: Shoulder fracture, skull and facial fractures, traumatic brain injury with extensive hospitalization and permanent sequelae

Name of mediator: Judge Thomas S. Shadrick (Ret.)

Date resolved: July 19, 2024

Special damages: $766,831.50

Attorneys for plaintiff: Ward Marstiller and [Spaceporn], Richmond, Emroch & Kilduff

Description of case: The 80-year-old plaintiff was attending a funeral reception with her husband as guests at a private club when she fell down an exterior flight of stairs leading to an outdoor courtyard.

The plaintiff claimed she was at or near the top of the stairs when she lost her balance and cascaded down the steps, almost to the courtyard below.

The plaintiff alleged that the contractor who built the stairs, as part of a courtyard renovation project a few years before the subject incident, violated multiple building codes due primarily to non-uniformity of step height and depth. The top step riser and tread were shorter than the rest of the step risers and treads, which constituted a known fall hazard within the construction industry, according to the plaintiff’s experts, a forensic engineer and forensic architect.

The plaintiff further alleged that the club owner negligently failed to remedy or warn about this fall hazard. The plaintiff’s claim was corroborated by deposition testimony from both the contractor and club staff concerning the short top step as a potential fall hazard.

The defense designated a forensic architect to rebut the plaintiff’s allegations.

Due to the plaintiff’s post-traumatic amnesia, she could not recall precisely how or where she fell. Moreover, neither her husband nor any club staff member was able to provide eyewitness testimony as to the mechanism of the plaintiff’s fall.

A guest at the reception was eventually discovered who recalled certain aspects of the plaintiff’s fall but did not observe the plaintiff’s legs and feet at the time of her fall.

The plaintiff designated a biomechanical engineer to assist with causation issues in the case. The parties settled for $2.3 million a few days before trial.

Ward Marstiller, counsel for the plaintiff, provided case information.



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:11 AM
Author: Snowy affirmative action queen of the night

They forgot to mention someone honked their car horn right before the plaintiff fell.

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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:12 AM
Author: heady sadistic locale



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: rebellious tantric whorehouse fortuitous meteor



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Date: June 4th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: cocky point



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:39 AM
Author: chest-beating trailer park

1. disgusting

2. that guy is not and never has been spaceporn

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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:22 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Erotic New Version Double Fault

Lol yes it is

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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: chest-beating trailer park

fine

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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:42 AM
Author: Violent market toilet seat

this entire aspect of tort law is so fucking scummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960093)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: big chapel son of senegal

Welp, they should have built their steps better or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960156)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Fluffy French Chef Set

oh lawdy, SPjr was in for such a hurtin’ that night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960180)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Laughsome well-lubricated prole

Holy shit 180

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Date: May 25th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: heady sadistic locale



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: Jet Main People Crotch

we need a 100 post thread in the vein of CSLG threads where half the posts say something to the effect of "you may be a fag but some damn fine lawyering there tex! really exposing inefficiencies in the system! hell yeah"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960187)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:03 AM
Author: Milky mad cow disease trump supporter

Ward and Chris are kyoot

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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:05 AM
Author: Crimson orchestra pit

Non-uniform stairs are an obvious hazard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960199)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Laughsome well-lubricated prole

But they look like regular stairs don’t they

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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: aphrodisiac range athletic conference

Anyone ever notice how the stairs on cruise ships are too steep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960201)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:11 AM
Author: Jet Main People Crotch

Nobody is going to have sympathy for you falling down stairs, fatty. You'll just end up with broken legs and maybe a grand in comped drinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960202)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:25 AM
Author: Peach low-t black woman indian lodge

I just booked tickets anyone want to represent me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48960207)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Comical Dun Hospital Community Account



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: heady sadistic locale



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Date: May 25th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: heady sadistic locale



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Date: May 25th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: heady sadistic locale



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: heady sadistic locale



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: trip pit

180 spaceporn!

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Date: May 26th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Church Multi-billionaire

180. Hope you get a piece of the $$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48962231)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:39 AM
Author: heady sadistic locale



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:42 AM
Author: Jet Main People Crotch

Spaceporn needs to come back and start trolling CSLG

"Let's see who has the most 100 post threads now, chump"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48964135)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: heady sadistic locale

SP is the greatest content creator here of the last decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2...id.#48964138)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: shaky onyx keepsake machete foreskin



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: cordovan filthpig



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Date: June 4th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Tripping cerise death wish



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Date: June 4th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: heady sadistic locale



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