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Golf bros: playing like complete SHIT right now

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’v...
Magical orchestra pit
  05/25/25
sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs
ruby passionate hall
  05/25/25
This is obviously the only course of action
Floppy Twinkling Uncleanness Laser Beams
  05/25/25
u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth
Dashing mahogany trump supporter
  05/25/25
I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports...
Magical orchestra pit
  05/25/25
Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hittin...
Effete flesh lay chad
  05/25/25
no. That hadn’t occurred to me.
Magical orchestra pit
  05/25/25
Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?
At-the-ready Deranged Digit Ratio Dilemma
  05/25/25
not sure how that will fix my irons
Magical orchestra pit
  05/25/25
So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could hav...
Magical orchestra pit
  05/29/25
"Everyone Hates Cunt" Your theme music is playi...
At-the-ready Deranged Digit Ratio Dilemma
  05/29/25
wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fu...
Magical orchestra pit
  05/29/25
Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty munici...
At-the-ready Deranged Digit Ratio Dilemma
  05/29/25
real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind ...
Magical orchestra pit
  05/29/25
Do you have a photographic memory? I barely remember any ...
At-the-ready Deranged Digit Ratio Dilemma
  05/29/25
It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. ...
Magical orchestra pit
  05/29/25
Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?
At-the-ready Deranged Digit Ratio Dilemma
  05/29/25
I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.
Magical orchestra pit
  05/29/25
how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while havin...
curious becky
  05/29/25
cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range ...
Magical orchestra pit
  05/30/25
But kidding aside you did give me good advice once You're...
At-the-ready Deranged Digit Ratio Dilemma
  05/29/25
i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclu...
razzle-dazzle crackhouse
  05/30/25
back to sps status again
Magical orchestra pit
  06/09/25


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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Magical orchestra pit

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’ve lost a full club in the past few weeks. Putting is ass. This can’t go on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48960477)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: ruby passionate hall

sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48960483)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Floppy Twinkling Uncleanness Laser Beams

This is obviously the only course of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48961101)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Dashing mahogany trump supporter

u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48960492)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Magical orchestra pit

I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports that don’t involve running. The dogshit 83 I farted out this morning in his case would actually get his dick hard enough to maybe fuck his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48960977)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Effete flesh lay chad

Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hitting the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48960979)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: Magical orchestra pit

no. That hadn’t occurred to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48960981)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: At-the-ready Deranged Digit Ratio Dilemma

Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48961057)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Magical orchestra pit

not sure how that will fix my irons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48961102)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Magical orchestra pit

So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could have very easily been -4 or -5.

https://imgur.com/a/Mow8RiM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48970660)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: At-the-ready Deranged Digit Ratio Dilemma

"Everyone Hates Cunt"

Your theme music is playing, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48970666)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Magical orchestra pit

wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fully shit talking your retarded chink approach to the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48970671)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: At-the-ready Deranged Digit Ratio Dilemma

Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty municipal track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48970673)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Magical orchestra pit

real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind of TTT one). played 9 holes at 10am, was done by 10:56. played through some old lady.

#1: good drive, good 8 iron to 15 feet to back pin. shitty birdie attempt.

2: pull hook drive, recovery ends up in fairway bunker 131 out. stick 8 iron to 5 feet. birdie.

3: good drive, kind of shitty 7 iron to fringe. 3 putt from there (technically a 2 putt but felt like 3)

4: short par 5. good drive, 5 iron 2nd shot came up short, chip to 2 feet. birdie.

5: par 3. 7 iron middle of the green. long but decent look at bird. miss it.

6: good drive. wedge to 8 feet. miss birdie putt.

7: clip a tree but stay in fairway. stick a 9 iron to 10 feet and make bird.

8: par 3. miss 5 iron right, but left an easy pitch to 3 feet to save par.

9: good drive and good wedge to 12 feet. miss putt for 33. shoot 34 for the 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48970691)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: At-the-ready Deranged Digit Ratio Dilemma

Do you have a photographic memory?

I barely remember any shots an hour after the round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48970754)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Magical orchestra pit

It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. And it’s one of the better 9s I’ve shot recently so it’s worth remembering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48970765)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: At-the-ready Deranged Digit Ratio Dilemma

Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48970809)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Magical orchestra pit

I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48971046)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: curious becky

how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while having to wait a bit on a person in front of you? solo cart i guess? i get close to one hour but haven't broken it even playing the forward tees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48972625)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Magical orchestra pit

cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range without rushing too much and having to waste time looking for balls. I was actually hitting it straight/hitting greens for a change and the old lady didn't really slow me down at all because she waved me through right as I got to the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48974573)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: At-the-ready Deranged Digit Ratio Dilemma

But kidding aside you did give me good advice once

You're on the short list of posters that will get credit when I'm on the senior tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48970677)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle crackhouse

i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclub head snapping off at like 100mph and i havent really played since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48974577)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Magical orchestra pit

back to sps status again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id.#48999711)