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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: indecent pisswyrm useless brakes Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: Silver School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id.#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: floppy step-uncle's house Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id.#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Aromatic Kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id.#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: indecent pisswyrm useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id.#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: awkward smoky candlestick maker gay wizard Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id.#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: swashbuckling hissy fit toilet seat I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id.#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: arousing mauve temple Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id.#25828224) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: Adventurous laser beams parlour bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id.#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Rusted self-centered point factory reset button ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id.#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: Adventurous laser beams parlour They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id.#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Rusted self-centered point factory reset button no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id.#26988174) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: sepia fragrant gaming laptop great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id.#26988132) |
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