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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
indigo fragrant menage doctorate
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Bateful stag film idiot
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Green aphrodisiac plaza pisswyrm
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
rebellious federal shrine
  08/30/25
...
Salmon parlor
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Drab Stage Macaca
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
mint wild electric furnace
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
indigo fragrant menage doctorate
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
mint wild electric furnace
  08/31/25
...
Gay deep school milk
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  08/31/25
delusional take
Gay deep school milk
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
comical henna indian lodge associate
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
cruel-hearted umber university
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
indigo fragrant menage doctorate
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
indigo fragrant menage doctorate
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
cruel-hearted umber university
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
cruel-hearted umber university
  09/05/25
...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Motley startled lay
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
cruel-hearted umber university
  09/05/25
...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
cruel-hearted umber university
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
indigo fragrant menage doctorate
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
lascivious shaky gas station halford
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
lascivious shaky gas station halford
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  09/05/25
Kenny
cruel-hearted umber university
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
indigo fragrant menage doctorate
  09/06/25
...
deranged offensive regret ladyboy
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  09/06/25
...
deranged offensive regret ladyboy
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
indigo fragrant menage doctorate
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
High-end Sick Internal Respiration National
  09/07/25
Explain
indigo fragrant menage doctorate
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Floppy talking station mediation
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
indigo fragrant menage doctorate
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
indigo fragrant menage doctorate
  09/07/25
...
comical henna indian lodge associate
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
cruel-hearted umber university
  01/18/26
...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
fishy den elastic band
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
indigo fragrant menage doctorate
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
indigo fragrant menage doctorate
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
misanthropic well-lubricated puppy
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Richard Ames
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  05/03/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: indigo fragrant menage doctorate

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Bateful stag film idiot

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Green aphrodisiac plaza pisswyrm

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: rebellious federal shrine

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Salmon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Drab Stage Macaca

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: mint wild electric furnace

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: indigo fragrant menage doctorate

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: mint wild electric furnace

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Gay deep school milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Gay deep school milk

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: comical henna indian lodge associate

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: cruel-hearted umber university

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: indigo fragrant menage doctorate

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: indigo fragrant menage doctorate

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: cruel-hearted umber university

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: cruel-hearted umber university

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Motley startled lay

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: cruel-hearted umber university

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: cruel-hearted umber university

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: indigo fragrant menage doctorate

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: lascivious shaky gas station halford

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: lascivious shaky gas station halford

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: cruel-hearted umber university

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: indigo fragrant menage doctorate

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: deranged offensive regret ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: deranged offensive regret ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: indigo fragrant menage doctorate

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: High-end Sick Internal Respiration National

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: indigo fragrant menage doctorate

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Floppy talking station mediation

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: indigo fragrant menage doctorate

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: indigo fragrant menage doctorate

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: comical henna indian lodge associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: cruel-hearted umber university

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: fishy den elastic band

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: indigo fragrant menage doctorate

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: indigo fragrant menage doctorate

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: misanthropic well-lubricated puppy

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Richard Ames

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49862392)