\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Have y'all ever heard of a sex resort called Hedonism?

Should xo bros meet there on a meet up?
Cheese-eating fortuitous meteor
  12/23/12
...
Provocative Drunken Queen Of The Night Indian Lodge
  12/23/12
Full of old fat naked white people
Arousing Vermilion Hell Boiling Water
  12/23/12
Im sure the place is 90%+ rapetile voters
Cheese-eating fortuitous meteor
  12/23/12
old fat naked white people tp
Pope Leo XXX
  05/22/26
fire island is better, no homo
turquoise background story black woman
  12/23/12
...
Passionate Canary Sanctuary Jew
  05/31/25
Seriously considering going. Sounds fun as fuck.
Passionate Canary Sanctuary Jew
  02/01/26
https://hedonism.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/hedonism-ii-...
Passionate Canary Sanctuary Jew
  03/09/26
Well, I’m booked.
Passionate Canary Sanctuary Jew
  05/02/26
Taking questions.
Passionate Canary Sanctuary Jew
  05/03/26
PLAYROOM PROTOCOL MANDATORY NAKEDNESS. Clothes off, ex...
histrionic sneaky criminal
  05/03/26
no mention of hot dogs, odd.
red church building
  05/03/26
...
histrionic sneaky criminal
  05/03/26
i'm here now. just fucked a 60-year-old woman in the Jacuzzi...
Dashing House French Chef
  05/03/26
Could be good 🤷🏿‍♂️
Passionate Canary Sanctuary Jew
  05/03/26
Hedonism and greed are America’s only culturally value...
rusted 180 step-uncle's house
  05/03/26
Just got back from a trip to Hedonism 2. I’ll post abo...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/22/26
post at length plz
DavidBenGurion
  05/22/26
...
Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!
  05/22/26
Getting a tiny bit turgid and standing by, ty
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/22/26
I’ll start with XO bait. I heard from others that the ...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/22/26
180
oomox
  05/22/26
We saw each other's dicks.
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/22/26
Describe both and compare.
oomox
  05/22/26
I’m 7”, he was noticeably bigger.
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/22/26
...
oomox
  05/22/26
i dont think id be able to stop laughing at the absurdity an...
DavidBenGurion
  05/22/26
...
Kenneth Play
  05/22/26
How big is his dick?
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/22/26
How did Ned Johnson let that go unchecked? He ran a tight B...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  05/22/26
Does he wear a lifelike face mask in public
TurboGrafx-67
  05/22/26
...
Kenneth Play
  05/22/26
...
Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
  05/23/26
Shouldn't he be open to criticism of the resort? Ie feedback...
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
  05/23/26
The resort is split in half between the prude (clothing opti...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/22/26
lol 180 more plz. are these people all 70 years old
DavidBenGurion
  05/22/26
I’d put the median age around 40-45. Most people are ...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/22/26
so is it like 55/45 men/women
Kenneth Play
  05/22/26
Most couples are together most of the day, so it just has a ...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/22/26
...
Kenneth Play
  05/22/26
Youngest I talked to was a 22 year old tiny little black gir...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/22/26
Like a moth to a flame. I really liked the Jamaican peop...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/23/26
one guy who was 84 and very sharp mentally at hedonism ii tp
which dad?
  05/23/26
good stuff. is there sex in public?
Kenneth Play
  05/22/26
You can have sex anywhere but the restaurants or the lobby. ...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/22/26
lol cr pretty much wherever we want
Kenneth Play
  05/23/26
Bro, how are you not giving us a detailed review of the NUDE...
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  05/23/26
They have one of the nicest, best equipped resort hotel gyms...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/23/26
You can earn Hedo Bucks playing organized pool games, bocce ...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/22/26
180000000
oomox
  05/22/26
...
Kenneth Play
  05/22/26
Great Thread
Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
  05/23/26
Is the owner the ultimate Boomer? Kettering University (GM'...
Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!
  05/23/26
cr, probably drives a corvette and got his first job by show...
Kenneth Play
  05/23/26
**gets kidnapped at gunpoint and told that he'll be killed i...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  05/23/26
Describe the biggest cock you saw
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/23/26
I did notice my own changes sizes a lot. You don’t rec...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/23/26
...
Kenneth Play
  05/23/26
Other pics https://i.ibb.co/F42Tyw6H/IMG-2553.jpg http...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/23/26
Unescorted Male: Tales from an XO Poaster
Metal Up Your Ass
  05/23/26
There was a single guy who applied sunscreen to only his dic...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/23/26
lol cr
Kenneth Play
  05/23/26
NO same sex males! Are you even a poster!?
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  05/23/26
"females are allowed two consenting males maximum at an...
Kenneth Play
  05/23/26
On the playrooms: there are two. The main one is in the cent...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/23/26
Wouldn't this be better on a cruise ship?
TurboGrafx-67
  05/23/26
Why is that?
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/23/26
More levels and rooms you can be naked
TurboGrafx-67
  05/23/26
Bliss, Desire and Temptations all offer lifestyle cruises. I...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/23/26
My wife went on a playboy cruise in college. She went with 2...
TurboGrafx-67
  05/23/26
how'd it work, was this public sex like the resort itt?
Kenneth Play
  05/23/26
Regarding the food and drinks, it was excellent overall. The...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/23/26
Regarding staff: excellent service throughout. There’s...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/23/26
Are we swingers: nope. If this thing is a spectrum we’...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/23/26
Describe the good and the bad.
Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!
  05/23/26
So you just went to watch a bunch of old people fucking and ...
xXxPARSIGOD420xXx
  05/23/26
It’s just a resort vacation at the end of the day. Use...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/23/26
mfcq what's the appeal if you can't fuck the tiny 22 yo WOC...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/23/26
wdm negative times?
Kenneth Play
  05/23/26
Are there church services
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
  05/23/26
A Buck Mulligan type leading Latin mass fully nude would be ...
which dad?
  05/23/26
an extreme prole i know went with his lesbain-in-denial wife...
Norman Clature
  05/23/26
Describe the typical manscaping routines. Were the guys all...
""'"''""
  05/23/26
Very rare to see hair on anyone.
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  05/23/26
Were you shaved or one of the few bros with hair?
""'"''""
  05/23/26
I brought a girl to the lobby of the jamaican one and we got...
No Paye No Gain
  05/23/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Cheese-eating fortuitous meteor

Should xo bros meet there on a meet up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#22301825)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:51 PM
Author: Provocative Drunken Queen Of The Night Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#22301829)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: Arousing Vermilion Hell Boiling Water

Full of old fat naked white people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#22301835)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Cheese-eating fortuitous meteor

Im sure the place is 90%+ rapetile voters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#22301846)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Pope Leo XXX

old fat naked white people tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895168)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: turquoise background story black woman

fire island is better, no homo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#22301838)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 31st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Passionate Canary Sanctuary Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#48977965)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: Passionate Canary Sanctuary Jew

Seriously considering going. Sounds fun as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49638800)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: Passionate Canary Sanctuary Jew

https://hedonism.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/hedonism-ii-swingers-guide.pdf

XO meetup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49730770)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 2nd, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: Passionate Canary Sanctuary Jew

Well, I’m booked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49860698)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:48 AM
Author: Passionate Canary Sanctuary Jew

Taking questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49860940)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: histrionic sneaky criminal

PLAYROOM PROTOCOL

MANDATORY NAKEDNESS.

Clothes off, excitement on. This is a mandatory naked area, so shed those inhibitions (and your clothes) at the door.

CONDOMS ARE COMPULSORY

Play safe! Complimentary condoms are available - use them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49860951)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:16 AM
Author: red church building

no mention of hot dogs, odd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49860952)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: histrionic sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49861747)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:17 AM
Author: Dashing House French Chef

i'm here now. just fucked a 60-year-old woman in the Jacuzzi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49860953)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: Passionate Canary Sanctuary Jew

Could be good 🤷🏿‍♂️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49861774)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:31 AM
Author: rusted 180 step-uncle's house

Hedonism and greed are America’s only culturally values

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49860956)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

Just got back from a trip to Hedonism 2. I’ll post about it if anyone is interested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895166)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: DavidBenGurion

post at length plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895173)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895182)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Getting a tiny bit turgid and standing by, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895282)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

I’ll start with XO bait. I heard from others that the owner was staying there and someone pointed him out. Very tall white guy, mid 70s. Probably 6’6” at least. I heard he made a bunch of money investing in the stock market and Hedo was his favorite place to visit, so when the prior owners were about to go bankrupt and Sandals next door was trying to buy Hedo he stepped in and bought it to keep it open. A little later I was at the pool bar when he walks up and gets in line behind me. We traded small talk and he asks about my wife’s hat. We chatted for 5-10 minutes and he says “you all know I’m the owner, right?” Said he didn’t want to bring it up but it felt awkward and he didn’t want us to say something bad about the resort by accident.

Saw him off and on again the rest of the week. Very nice and acts just like any other guest. Seems to have lots of female friends. I looked him up when I got home. Former fund manager for Fidelity’s Magellan fund (largest mutual fund in the US at the time). Third successor to Peter Lynch.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/amyfeldman/2016/02/05/second-careers-ex-fidelity-magellan-fund-manager-harry-lange-is-the-money-man-at-hedonism-ii-resort/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895236)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: oomox

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895243)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

We saw each other's dicks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895256)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: oomox

Describe both and compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895262)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

I’m 7”, he was noticeably bigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895428)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: oomox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895463)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: DavidBenGurion

i dont think id be able to stop laughing at the absurdity and enormity of this man's hog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895607)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895615)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

How big is his dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895286)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( )

How did Ned Johnson let that go unchecked? He ran a tight Boston-Brahmin ship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895486)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

Does he wear a lifelike face mask in public

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895596)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895614)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:55 AM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895778)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)

Shouldn't he be open to criticism of the resort? Ie feedback?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49896016)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

The resort is split in half between the prude (clothing optional) and nude sides. You have to be completely naked on the nude side. Saw security come up to people several times and ask them to either disrobe or leave. I actually really like this because it makes everyone a participant rather than a spectator. I’ve been in clothing optional settings before and it’s more awkward to be naked when there are people in clothes standing around. You have to be clothed in the restaurants and lobby but otherwise can be naked anywhere. We walked out of our room nude, which was fun. The prude side is arguably nicer than the nude side, but it seems like nearly the entire population of the resort is in the nude pool during the day. Nude pool is open again at night, so folk tend to go to dinner, then the piano bar, and wind back up at the nude pool/hot tub from 12 until 2 or 3. Bar stays open and they have pizza after 12.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895426)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: DavidBenGurion

lol 180 more plz. are these people all 70 years old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895601)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

I’d put the median age around 40-45. Most people are between 35-55. Youngest I talked to was a 22 year old tiny little black girl. Met one guy who was 84 and very sharp mentally. It’s 90% or more couples with a few singles. 80% white. They have takeover groups frequently so the mix can vary dramatically. Think mocha fest or swim thick week, but also just “normal” groups of party people. Hedo Swing Break (I think) is the young swingers group and it’s capped at 45 for at least one partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895616)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

so is it like 55/45 men/women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895619)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

Most couples are together most of the day, so it just has a feel of couples with some random singles here and there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895626)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895657)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Youngest I talked to was a 22 year old tiny little black girl

Think mocha fest

go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895663)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

Like a moth to a flame.

I really liked the Jamaican people. They are hard working and make an effort at acting proper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895711)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:18 AM
Author: which dad?

one guy who was 84 and very sharp mentally at hedonism ii tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49896048)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

good stuff. is there sex in public?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895618)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:46 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

You can have sex anywhere but the restaurants or the lobby. That said, I only saw sex at the pool/hot tub or in the playrooms. Oral is pretty common to the point where you notice it but it’s not really a big deal unless something is really standing out as unusual. There’s a sign on the front of the DJ shack at the pool that says NO ANAL IN POOL AREA, but aside from that there don’t seem to be a lot of rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895679)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

lol cr pretty much wherever we want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895735)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

Bro, how are you not giving us a detailed review of the NUDE LIFTING scene?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49896022)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

They have one of the nicest, best equipped resort hotel gyms I’ve seen. There’s definitely a gym rat segment of guests. You have to be clothed in the gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49896323)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

You can earn Hedo Bucks playing organized pool games, bocce ball, or some kind of duck duck goose game where the women have to grab a dick when the music stops or they are out and use them in the gift shop. Didn’t find anything I wanted so brought them home as a souvenir.

https://i.ibb.co/kgRkKbQw/IMG-9601.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895633)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:18 PM
Author: oomox

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895638)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895666)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:54 AM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions

Great Thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895777)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:00 AM
Author: Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!

Is the owner the ultimate Boomer? Kettering University (GM's in house university, presumably his dad was a factory worker)->HBS->Million$$$ for running a mutual fund into the ground->Proprietor of a swingers resort.

Seriously. Is it even mathematically possible to get more Boomer than that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895704)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

cr, probably drives a corvette and got his first job by showing up unannounced and refusing to leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895739)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:21 AM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

**gets kidnapped at gunpoint and told that he'll be killed immediately if he can't belt out the 32nd most-famous Jimmy Buffet song flawlessly**

**starts laughing at kidnappers**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895766)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:54 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Describe the biggest cock you saw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895754)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:16 AM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

I did notice my own changes sizes a lot. You don’t recognize how much wearing clothes. Cold rain and wind doesn’t help anyone out. And it’s not always in accordance to how you’re feeling. I could be happy and relaxed and look down and see it all shriveled up. I’d stretch it out as nonchalantly as possible. Sometimes it worked and others it didn’t. Overall I’d rate myself in the top 1/3. There were some guys with absolute buttons. They seemed to be having fun though, even when the DJ was playing “don’t want no short dick man.” Biggest showers were all blacks though. Didn’t see any small black dicks.

I started out this reply stating that I like women exclusively and didn’t pay that much attention to the other guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895762)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49896181)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:20 AM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

Other pics

https://i.ibb.co/F42Tyw6H/IMG-2553.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/fdHCTWs8/IMG-9589.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/m5F2rVhZ/IMG-9590.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895764)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:24 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

Unescorted Male: Tales from an XO Poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895794)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:29 AM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

There was a single guy who applied sunscreen to only his dick and crotch. Got sunburned beet red but his bits and crotch were still white. That drew comments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895796)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49896175)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

NO same sex males! Are you even a poster!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49896021)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

"females are allowed two consenting males maximum at any time" wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49896179)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:42 AM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

On the playrooms: there are two. The main one is in the central part of the resort near the restaurants and bars. Entry picture is posted above. It’s only open late at night. Inside there is a big open area with mattresses on the floor. There are four in the center of the room which is open to the sky. There are a few more around the edges of the room. Maybe 8 total. When you walk in you have to disrobe immediately and there are cubbies for clothes. There are some semi private rooms and a dungeon section behind a door with a saint Andrew’s cross and swings, but we never got beyond the main area. There’s a shower and a plunge pool.

There’s an attendant who strips sheets and replaces them as people leave. You pick up towels on the way in and lay them down on the mattresses before laying on them. At one point we had 7 other couples around us. It’s mostly couples playing but we did see a foursome one night. It’s pretty dark so you mostly just see silhouettes, but others are close enough to reach out and touch at times. Fucking next to others is 180^180.

When you’re done there’s a big yellow Igloo water cooler on a folding table and paper cups so you can get a drink as you are recovering and heading out.

The other playroom is a few steps from the nude pool. It’s called the Happening Hut and is a much smaller, basic wood structure with just a couple mattresses but does have AC. Frankly it looked a little scary and we never ventured in though I did see people going in and out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895772)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

Wouldn't this be better on a cruise ship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895774)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:49 AM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

Why is that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895775)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

More levels and rooms you can be naked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895791)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:30 AM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

Bliss, Desire and Temptations all offer lifestyle cruises. I’ve never been.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895798)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

My wife went on a playboy cruise in college. She went with 2 of her friends over spring break and she said 1 of them just randomly went off on her own and didn't come back to the room until the last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895807)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

how'd it work, was this public sex like the resort itt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49896188)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

Regarding the food and drinks, it was excellent overall. There are three restaurants in addition to the buffet: Harry San (teppanyaki and sushi), Pastafari (Italian), and Flame (Steak). The best was Pastafari for us. Steak and shrimp were legitimately 9/10 two nights. Steaks cooked to medium rare exactly and not a bit of fat or gristle. Flame was ok, ordered churasco steak and it was good not great. HarrySan sushi was merely ok. Service was excellent across the board.

Drinks were always excellent. You get top shelf pours without having to call out brands. e.g., vodka tonic gets you grey goose. They have a nice port.

Breakfast is buffet service, and stands up to much nicer vanilla resorts we’ve visited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895784)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:42 AM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

Regarding staff: excellent service throughout. There’s a strict no tipping policy. Staff are paid premium rates and it’s regarded as a good job so many of the staff stay on for years. You can tip into a communal pool at the end, which we did. This is jarring having been to Mexico and DR many times. Service is top notch but not fake friendly. The Jamaicans definitely have an attitude that’s friendly but playful. Repeat guests have relationships with individual staff that is fun to observe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895802)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

Are we swingers: nope. If this thing is a spectrum we’ve gone as close up to the line as possible but never crossed it. It’s been a fun ride and has had some really amazing moments as well as some pretty negative times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895811)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 7:54 AM
Author: Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!

Describe the good and the bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49895976)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: xXxPARSIGOD420xXx (🧐)

So you just went to watch a bunch of old people fucking and walking around with their cocks out? What's the appeal? I understand you get poast content but your wife went too so whats the angle here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49896055)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

It’s just a resort vacation at the end of the day. Used to go to vanilla places. The COs are far more fun. People are friendlier, even if you aren’t playing with them. And it’s definitely not all old, ugly people there. It’s a sexually charged vibe and we have great sex with each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49896331)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

mfcq

what's the appeal if you can't fuck the tiny 22 yo WOC or witness the moans of your future wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49896332)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

wdm negative times?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49896195)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)

Are there church services

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49896023)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: which dad?

A Buck Mulligan type leading Latin mass fully nude would be 18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49896057)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Norman Clature

an extreme prole i know went with his lesbain-in-denial wife. He said the place was 97% men, and all women were blown out swinger wives. It was their 10 year wedding anniversary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49896257)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: ""'"''""

Describe the typical manscaping routines. Were the guys all fully shaved like in porn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49896353)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 )

Very rare to see hair on anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49896499)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: ""'"''""

Were you shaved or one of the few bros with hair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49896590)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: No Paye No Gain

I brought a girl to the lobby of the jamaican one and we got in a huge fight and left

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2...id.#49896592)