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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Red Step-uncle's House Digit Ratio

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: Onyx codepig business firm



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: Unholy Partner



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Slate fear-inspiring useless brakes



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Pink Razzle National Security Agency School Cafeteria



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: 180 carmine corner legal warrant

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Misunderstood roommate foreskin



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: Red Step-uncle's House Digit Ratio



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: heady sex offender area

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: hyperactive haunted graveyard

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: glittery up-to-no-good athletic conference

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: Sick bearded dysfunction



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Chest-beating Mentally Impaired Philosopher-king Toaster



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: stimulating misanthropic ceo

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: filthy rigpig

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Red Step-uncle's House Digit Ratio



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: filthy rigpig



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: filthy rigpig

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: boyish stubborn orchestra pit

ham and eggers should die

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: filthy rigpig

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: boyish stubborn orchestra pit

no, they're not.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: iridescent adventurous lodge

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: electric rigor office

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: filthy rigpig



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy ladyboy



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: filthy rigpig



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: electric rigor office

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: trip rusted space



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Garnet Temple

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: electric rigor office

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: internet-worthy titillating state

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: filthy rigpig



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Laughsome abode hissy fit

love this thread

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: filthy rigpig



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Laughsome abode hissy fit

was literally thinking about this yesterday

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Bespoke pearly alpha affirmative action

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Confused Effete Son Of Senegal Hunting Ground

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: excitant corn cake



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Confused Effete Son Of Senegal Hunting Ground

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Bespoke pearly alpha affirmative action



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Thriller Ocher Market Party Of The First Part

What a great phrase.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Red Step-uncle's House Digit Ratio

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo

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