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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:23 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:25 PM
Author: spruce locus

you look over to see if they noticed you beat the level, but they don’t seem to have noticed at all.

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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:28 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:47 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: peach address degenerate

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: boyish purple sex offender market

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:36 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:33 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Chestnut school cafeteria stain

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:53 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:59 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:55 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:26 PM
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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:35 PM
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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:40 PM
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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:15 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: Big Forum

I missed this gem while i was away

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Copper massive messiness chapel

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Big Forum

Great poast, friend

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Copper massive messiness chapel

Thank. I'm focusing right now on precis vignettes of extreme, bordering on nauseating sexual and moral depravity between well-known political figures--often at separate ideological ends--but should get back to more traditional poasting after next week I think.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:09 AM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Smoky aromatic parlour

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He remembers his own father a generation before. A distant G-man in a professorial tweed coat, glasses, and a crew cut huddled around other identical men. "Marty, shut off that goddamn negro music." He lifts the needle off the Nat King Cole record. These men have gathered here for a purpose. They are building the world. A former sailor on a patrol boat off the coast of Nagasaki who had collected radioactive garbage had been too young for D-Day. His brother came home covered in invisible wounds, never the same.

They were city planners from the atomic age. Their boss knew Niels Bohr. It was only a matter of time before he was off the clock and could go home and smoke a jazz cigarette with Martha.

Fuck I don't know where this is going. Is it any good?



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: walnut site

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:08 AM
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:13 AM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:35 PM
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“Why, they’ve only just gotten the ninth gen underway,” said Caleb, “And gamepass —”

“That’s different. This N64 business couldn’t be done again, not for a long time. The young Losers think they could do it but they couldn’t. They could fight the first holiday season in '96 again but not this. This took religion and years of plenty of Games and tremendous sureties and the exact relation that existed between the classes and their respective Consoles. The Westerners weren’t any good on this front. You had to have a whole-souled sentimental equipment going back further than you could remember. You had to remember Shogatsu, and postcards of the Emperor and his fiancée, and little cafés in Shirakawa and beer gardens in Sapporo and weddings at the Kamigamo Jinja, and going to the Yūshun, and your grandfather’s hanafuda cards.”

“Yamuachi invented this kind of battle in Kyoto in eighty- five.”

“No, he didn’t — he just invented a system of game licensure. This kind of battle was invented by Ralph Baer and Masayuki Uemura and whoever wrote Kyōkasho, and country Sōryo bowling and daibo in Kanazawa and girls seduced in the back lanes of Osaka and Nara. Why, this was a love battle — there was a century of salaryman love spent here. This was the last love battle.”

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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:58 AM
Author: Irradiated roast beef

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Date: October 6th, 2023 9:08 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: Indecent temple

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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: boyish purple sex offender market

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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:17 PM
Author: Chestnut school cafeteria stain



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Date: October 6th, 2023 9:04 PM
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Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM
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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Cerebral round eye national security agency

Moms are 180?

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: contagious theater stage alpha

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: appetizing buff principal's office elastic band

you here ur dad yell "blow it bitch!" but ur cartridge it working perfectly fine

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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: walnut site



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