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Poast new message in this thread
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Offensive Multi-billionaire ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: cracking foreskin station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: chestnut box office My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: adventurous bat shit crazy puppy property "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Curious elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: adventurous bat shit crazy puppy property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43525672) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: amber area haunted graveyard I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: amber area haunted graveyard our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: electric bright plaza hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Trip field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: nudist coral address yarmulke aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Tan Titillating Meetinghouse Volcanic Crater Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: bateful rambunctious dilemma ratface Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Dull swashbuckling hominid Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Tan Titillating Meetinghouse Volcanic Crater Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: hateful azn national security agency It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: cracking foreskin station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: concupiscible fluffy blood rage [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: hateful azn national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: hateful azn national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Soggy boltzmann kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: screenman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: ethereal connection Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: ethereal connection On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: ethereal connection I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, o it's clear brother. on the other topic, i recall that when i'd receive a rambling voicemail from subordinates i'd delete it and leave a reply voicemail in a nice voice saying "um, your voicemail was still rambling at the 2-3 minute mark so i deleted it. please send me a new voicemail that is concise, with action items. pretend that a law-and-motion judge just asked you, "counsel, what relief are you seeking?" then the first time i'd see the subordinate i'd be nice and say "i wasn't being a prick i was just helping you hone your communication skills." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: ethereal connection <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |