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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: curious indian lodge



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Orchid brethren



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: aromatic maniacal private investor public bath

"Tell her to text me when you guys are done and I'll come pick her up."

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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: curious indian lodge



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Date: February 13th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Pearl Property Shitlib

Lmao 180. Hardest I've laughed this month

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Date: February 13th, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: french range



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: floppy pit



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: trip offensive site



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Flesh appetizing weed whacker



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Vivacious Toaster



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Aqua Garrison



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: razzle rigor wrinkle



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Date: May 8th, 2021 9:08 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:43 PM
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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:43 PM
Author: concupiscible gaming laptop



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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:43 PM
Author: diverse psychic



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Date: June 5th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored principal's office



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:52 PM
Author: at-the-ready foreskin



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: curious indian lodge



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: at-the-ready foreskin



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:47 PM
Author: Charismatic goyim

"Don't let her drink too much. She gets very animated on tequila," you shout to Chad as they leave.

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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Racy ticket booth



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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:18 PM
Author: Charismatic goyim



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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring chestnut telephone



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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:23 PM
Author: outnumbered violet knife death wish

To be fair,

'Hehe, well, I'll be back in the ol' 'A-P-T' waiting, Sam... Probably not going to bed too early, so feel free to text if you need a ride or something. Miss you already!" he shouted over the din of the crowded bar as Chad smirked, firmly guiding Samantha towards the exit with one hand on her waist.

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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Charismatic goyim

"If your mom calls, I'll just tell her you're with a new friend," you yell as you watch Chad grope Samantha's ass.

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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: peach haunted graveyard gaping



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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Charismatic goyim



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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: swollen iridescent hissy fit

Made me lol

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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: pontificating jap

this one is cringey bc it will happen irl frequently across america tonight

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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring chestnut telephone

Have literally witnessed this more than once

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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Slimy legal warrant



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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: Charismatic goyim

"I'll make the hot chocolate with the little marshmallows and whipped cream, just the way you like it," you yell to Samantha as Chad forcibly shoves her into his pickup truck.

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Date: June 20th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Cerebral buff hospital



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Date: June 20th, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring chestnut telephone



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Date: June 20th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: peach haunted graveyard gaping



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Ebony fortuitous meteor business firm

The white knight sits alone in a dark corner of the club, stares at dancing girls in short mini skirts and heels, and thinks to himself:

"No, I shouldn't be ogling other women."

He looks at the floor instead.

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Date: September 15th, 2019 10:02 AM
Author: blathering stain theatre



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: free-loading chapel giraffe

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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring chestnut telephone



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Laughsome trailer park immigrant

lol

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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Topaz alpha newt



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: trip offensive site



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: free-loading chapel giraffe

in the longstanding civil war between team darkskin and team lightskin, gonna call this a team darkskin win.

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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:49 PM
Author: swollen iridescent hissy fit



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Date: April 15th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Slippery 180 Police Squad



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Date: April 15th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Slippery 180 Police Squad

fuck meant to blank bump my boy beckerstead not IE

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Date: June 21st, 2016 7:14 PM
Author: Passionate temple



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Stirring parlour puppy



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Date: November 7th, 2016 6:52 PM
Author: Cerebral buff hospital



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Date: December 13th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: Dashing striped hyena mad cow disease



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Date: December 13th, 2016 2:42 PM
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Date: February 22nd, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: Dashing striped hyena mad cow disease



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: blue talking nibblets place of business



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Shivering Rebellious Institution Pervert



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Electric Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: April 15th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: blue talking nibblets place of business



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Date: April 15th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: grizzly beady-eyed church building



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: bull headed pisswyrm liquid oxygen

"Uh, yeah sure Mike. Whatever." Chad smirks dismissively, grinning at Sarah.

"Don't worry about Mike," Sarah chuckles, playfully slapping Chad's muscular chest. She leans in close to the whiteknight, whispering. "Don't be weird. You're being weird around Chad, stop worrying so much. Keep your phone on in case I need a ride later, ok?"

Sarah and Chad walk out, arm in arm.

The whiteknight's name is Adam, not Mike.

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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: blue talking nibblets place of business



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: razzle rigor wrinkle



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: aromatic maniacal private investor public bath



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Slippery 180 Police Squad



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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Charismatic goyim



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Author: blue talking nibblets place of business



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:28 PM
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Date: September 15th, 2019 10:09 AM
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Date: September 15th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: light idea he suggested sanctuary

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