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Bars don’t open at 7am anymore

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Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/14/24
I know of 3 around me that do. Prole shithole bars.
sepia incel crotch
  12/14/24
prole bars are the best bars, yuppy.
exciting psychic locus
  12/14/24
Did I say I don't like them? I can name 10 guys in each one...
sepia incel crotch
  12/14/24
The ones around here never went back to early hours after Co...
Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/14/24
don't you live in PA? go to a grocery store bar.
Cerebral set
  12/14/24
The third shift worker bar scene sounds like it would be a f...
Dead trailer park old irish cottage
  12/14/24
Ya, and the friends from last night who never stopped drinki...
Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/14/24
You should probably stop drinking man
Dead trailer park old irish cottage
  12/14/24
Why? It and working are all I am good at.
Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/14/24
And when you've got enough cash to quit working, your plan i...
Dead trailer park old irish cottage
  12/14/24
I hit that threshold despite trying to avoid it by spending ...
Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/14/24
180
Cerise pungent sanctuary
  12/14/24
read this as "group of people smaller all the time"...
pale metal chapel cuckold
  12/24/24
If you’re an eastcoastmo, Atlantic City still has some...
Motley learning disabled selfie
  12/14/24
VegasMo and yeah, there's several competing chains that are ...
Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen
  12/14/24
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Motley learning disabled selfie
  12/14/24
wtf do you live in Vegas for?
Costumed hyperventilating black woman
  12/15/24
Hookers & food
Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen
  12/24/24
going to a bar at 7am is about as degenerate as gambling on ...
Indigo base
  12/14/24
many blue collar ppl work odd hours so 7am is 6pm to them
Cerebral set
  12/14/24
I stopped going to bars once the realization of how pathetic...
bat-shit-crazy galvanic library foreskin
  12/14/24
There’s a sweet spot where people are happy to see you...
Motley learning disabled selfie
  12/14/24
profoundly autistic analysis 180
glassy concupiscible stage
  12/14/24
I should clarify, I stopped going alone or “just becau...
bat-shit-crazy galvanic library foreskin
  12/14/24
If you have to drive I guess that’s different. I&rsquo...
Motley learning disabled selfie
  12/14/24
Hmmmmm, cr. If you need to preserve your image with the loc...
Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen
  12/14/24
Even walking is sort of shameful. Proles will drive three bl...
Motley learning disabled selfie
  12/14/24
Okay, compromise to balance the competing interest: Drunkenl...
Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen
  12/15/24
Proles respect you if you ride a bike or e-scooter. That&rs...
Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/15/24
In that scenario I think they’d respect you more if yo...
Motley learning disabled selfie
  12/15/24
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geriatric roast beef location
  12/15/24
is he det?
Stirring temple
  05/17/25
Why do you need a bar to drink? Are you a 20s female?
Boyish pearl gunner
  12/14/24
Wtf would you even do at a bar at such a time Go to the g...
Wine rehab
  12/14/24
Eat a breakfast sandwich and hit on the night shift nurses. ...
Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/14/24
i used to live above a beer/wine bar (beth's anex, next door...
Slap-happy genital piercing hall
  12/14/24
how do alckies afford paying 8 bucks/beer instead of one or ...
Indigo base
  12/14/24
pretty shocking that people that lack the ability to plan ah...
Slap-happy genital piercing hall
  12/14/24
You get used to spending thousands a month on booze
adventurous athletic conference
  12/14/24
These places you can get a beer for $2-4. A shot and a bee...
Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/15/24
Woah, that sounds amazing, I bet you picked up wine shrews a...
Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen
  12/14/24
it was the 90's, so i got manic pixie grunge chicks who went...
Slap-happy genital piercing hall
  12/14/24
Describing hooking up with a grunge chick, are they grunge u...
Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen
  12/14/24
mid 90's were pre birth control box bodies and brittnie spea...
Slap-happy genital piercing hall
  12/14/24
_Sounds like you've lived an incredible life they should fil...
Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen
  12/15/24
Bump They never opened at 7am on Sundays though.
Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/15/24
do u have to talk to ppl at bars? whats pt
multi-colored forum twinkling uncleanness
  12/15/24
You don’t have to, but you can and it’s not weir...
Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/15/24
Describe how you pick up prole bar sluts
Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen
  12/15/24
They are neither prole nor sluts. Those are easy. Just buy...
Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/15/24
Going to church inebriated doesn’t count. You can&rsqu...
vengeful institution hunting ground
  12/15/24
Communion wine is the first drink then ….
Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/15/24
? If you haven't consumed food or drink for an hour before r...
Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen
  12/15/24
No you aren't. You can have a beer in the morning as long as...
vengeful institution hunting ground
  12/15/24
then there's the Irish way
cracking frozen native background story
  12/15/24
So you can go to church drunk so long as you sober up below ...
Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen
  12/15/24
You don't sober up from drunkenness in a 40-50 minute period...
vengeful institution hunting ground
  12/15/24
Sure you can-- if you're only a little bit drunk you'll sobe...
Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen
  12/15/24
why r u drinking if ur not suppose 2 b social
multi-colored forum twinkling uncleanness
  12/15/24
4 the lulz
Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen
  12/15/24
I am not Roman Catholic and I don’t drink Sunday morni...
Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/15/24
great thread
Ocher alcoholic den deer antler
  12/15/24
It’s days like today where this is most salient.
Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/24/24
Why do you wake up so early? Just sleep til 11 and then hit ...
adventurous athletic conference
  12/24/24
I get up at 5:30am and start work most every day. That allo...
Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/24/24
Strange for a lawyer. I feel like most of us are more late m...
adventurous athletic conference
  12/24/24
I used to do that but I like steak and I can’t get ste...
Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/24/24
I'd like this inscribed on my tombstone
deranged yellow center weed whacker
  02/22/25
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Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/25/24
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Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth
  02/22/25
you can get a beer at ihop
stubborn sticky cumskin
  02/22/25
I can drink at home too, but sometimes I want to sit at a ba...
Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth
  02/22/25
I'm a semi reg at the second shittiest bar in my area. They ...
deranged yellow center weed whacker
  02/22/25
The am crew, the lunch crew, the happy hour crew, the dinner...
Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth
  02/22/25
The after dinner crew at this place are power drinkers and t...
deranged yellow center weed whacker
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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:03 AM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:07 AM
Author: sepia incel crotch

I know of 3 around me that do. Prole shithole bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447449)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:09 AM
Author: exciting psychic locus

prole bars are the best bars, yuppy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447451)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:13 AM
Author: sepia incel crotch

Did I say I don't like them? I can name 10 guys in each one right now, fagg0t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447458)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:12 AM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth

The ones around here never went back to early hours after Covid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447456)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Cerebral set

don't you live in PA? go to a grocery store bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447866)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:08 AM
Author: Dead trailer park old irish cottage

The third shift worker bar scene sounds like it would be a fun little thing. Seeing the same smaller group of people all the time, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447450)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:10 AM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth

Ya, and the friends from last night who never stopped drinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447453)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:12 AM
Author: Dead trailer park old irish cottage

You should probably stop drinking man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447455)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:12 AM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth

Why? It and working are all I am good at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447457)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:15 AM
Author: Dead trailer park old irish cottage

And when you've got enough cash to quit working, your plan is to just drink?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447462)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:16 AM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth

I hit that threshold despite trying to avoid it by spending like a fiend and weathered the storm. I plan to never retire and die at my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447463)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Cerise pungent sanctuary

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48449422)



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Date: December 24th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: pale metal chapel cuckold

read this as "group of people smaller all the time"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48481782)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 10:41 AM
Author: Motley learning disabled selfie

If you’re an eastcoastmo, Atlantic City still has some townie bars that are open 24/7 for the casino workers (you could of course drink in the casinos but that doesn’t seem to be what you’re looking for). Assume Vegas is similar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447702)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 10:47 AM
Author: Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen

VegasMo and yeah, there's several competing chains that are open 24/7 and compete for local/worker hours. Being a high-earning remote lawfag here is 180, everything is cheap because it's scaled to casino worker pay.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447721)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: Motley learning disabled selfie



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Date: December 15th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: Costumed hyperventilating black woman

wtf do you live in Vegas for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48451016)



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Date: December 24th, 2024 11:36 AM
Author: Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen

Hookers & food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48481836)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Indigo base

going to a bar at 7am is about as degenerate as gambling on your cell phone. its just too much and for good reason. even sleeping until 2pm and then going to a bar would be less degenerate. its just a matter of timing your sleep schedule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447709)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 11:35 AM
Author: Cerebral set

many blue collar ppl work odd hours so 7am is 6pm to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447871)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 10:46 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy galvanic library foreskin

I stopped going to bars once the realization of how pathetic it can be really set in. Not that I think I’m above it or anything, I just don’t want to conceptualize myself as a barfly due to some personal aspiration that lingers within. Also a guy I saw sometimes recently got his skull bashed in with a baseball bat by some psychoprole at 3am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447718)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: Motley learning disabled selfie

There’s a sweet spot where people are happy to see you vs. ugh there’s that guy again. Just go once or twice a week instead of every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447723)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: glassy concupiscible stage

profoundly autistic analysis 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447726)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy galvanic library foreskin

I should clarify, I stopped going alone or “just because”. Also I drink too much as it is and often found myself driving home in a state that would have me locked up if I didn’t have 30 or so IQ points on the local PD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447737)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 11:00 AM
Author: Motley learning disabled selfie

If you have to drive I guess that’s different. I’ve always tried to live somewhere walkable to bars. Or if it’s not walkable I’ll just Uber these days, even though that makes you look like a dork/Melvin to the local proles (or paradoxically they’ll think YOU have the drinking problem cause you Ubered, while they knock back 10 beers and a few shots and get in their pickup). I’m too old to drive drunk well, my reflexes are shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447749)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen

Hmmmmm, cr. If you need to preserve your image with the local proles, you can walk half a mile and summon your uber from there. It's not like they're following you to see how you get home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447757)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: Motley learning disabled selfie

Even walking is sort of shameful. Proles will drive three blocks to the bar even if they could walk. It’s a weird hierarchy. The guy who rides his bike to the bar or takes the bus is considered lower than low, when in fact he’s probably the smartest person there since he’s getting home for free or like $2 and not risking a DUI. Nothing proles look down on more than people who can’t or won’t drive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447770)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 9:31 AM
Author: Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen

Okay, compromise to balance the competing interest: Drunkenly drive three blocks away, just out of sight, get out of the car, park it at a 24 hour gym/grocery store/whatever and uber home from there. Proles won't know you took an uber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48450284)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth

Proles respect you if you ride a bike or e-scooter. That’s like saying I am on my third DUI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48450290)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Motley learning disabled selfie

In that scenario I think they’d respect you more if you kept driving despite the DUIs. Not being able to drive is a huge taboo among proles. It’s what separates the high/mid proles from the low proles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48450550)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 11:10 AM
Author: geriatric roast beef location



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Date: May 17th, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: Stirring temple

is he det?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48938692)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Boyish pearl gunner

Why do you need a bar to drink? Are you a 20s female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447729)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: Wine rehab

Wtf would you even do at a bar at such a time

Go to the gas station or a liquor store if ur that hard up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447746)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth

Eat a breakfast sandwich and hit on the night shift nurses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447754)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Slap-happy genital piercing hall

i used to live above a beer/wine bar (beth's anex, next door to beth's cafe) in seattle that had a 'labor ready' adjacent to it. that fucking placed opened as legally early as possible and had solid business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447843)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 11:28 AM
Author: Indigo base

how do alckies afford paying 8 bucks/beer instead of one or two from a beer store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447852)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 11:30 AM
Author: Slap-happy genital piercing hall

pretty shocking that people that lack the ability to plan ahead more than 30 seconds into the future can't figure out how much money they'd save if they bought in quantity from a retail store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447858)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: adventurous athletic conference

You get used to spending thousands a month on booze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447865)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth

These places you can get a beer for $2-4. A shot and a beer is $6.50 at the local bar for the city wide special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48449765)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 11:29 AM
Author: Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen

Woah, that sounds amazing, I bet you picked up wine shrews all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447855)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Slap-happy genital piercing hall

it was the 90's, so i got manic pixie grunge chicks who went to beth's cafe late at night. the labor ready crowd were legit alcoholics who hardscrabbled day by day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447863)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen

Describing hooking up with a grunge chick, are they grunge underneath too or are they hiding tight bodies & sexy bra/panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447864)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 11:36 AM
Author: Slap-happy genital piercing hall

mid 90's were pre birth control box bodies and brittnie spears/thong era. so, they were lithe and had an intentionally messy look to them while still smelling like their shampoo. panties were usually skimpy little cotton bikinies with cute prints



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48447873)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 11:14 AM
Author: Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen

_Sounds like you've lived an incredible life they should film it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48450589)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 7:07 AM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth

Bump

They never opened at 7am on Sundays though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48450104)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 7:10 AM
Author: multi-colored forum twinkling uncleanness

do u have to talk to ppl at bars? whats pt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48450105)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth

You don’t have to, but you can and it’s not weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48450291)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 9:34 AM
Author: Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen

Describe how you pick up prole bar sluts

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Date: December 15th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth

They are neither prole nor sluts. Those are easy. Just buy shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48450366)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: vengeful institution hunting ground

Going to church inebriated doesn’t count. You can’t receive the Eucharist with alcohol in your system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48450617)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth

Communion wine is the first drink then ….

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Date: December 15th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen

? If you haven't consumed food or drink for an hour before receiving eucharist, you're fine. So if you slammed a few beers before services you're good and keep in mind it's not like you get it right away. Show me the canon law that says otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48450668)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: vengeful institution hunting ground

No you aren't. You can have a beer in the morning as long as you observe the one hour fast--though some TLM require 3 hour fasts--but you cannot be inebriated which is what drunkard is talking about doing at a bar at 7am because you are required to hold communion in "the highest honor" accept it "devoutly" and "worship[] it with the highest adoroation." You aren't treating it with the highest honor and highest adoration if you are slammed.

Canon law 898:

"Can. 898 The Christian faithful are to hold the Most Holy Eucharist in highest honor, taking an active part in the celebration of the most august sacrifice, receiving this sacrament most devoutly and frequently, and worshiping it with the highest adoration. In explaining the doctrine about this sacrament, pastors of souls are to teach the faithful diligently about this obligation."

The respect you have to show it carries down to the clothes you wear and way you carry yourself. CC at 1387. There is no chance that you can accept it with the highest adoration in proper clothes and "gestures" while giving yourself a pass for being drunk.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48450761)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 12:17 PM
Author: cracking frozen native background story

then there's the Irish way

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Date: December 15th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen

So you can go to church drunk so long as you sober up below the point of drunkenness by the time you actually get communion. Timing that for advanced drinkers isn't hard, then you slam back the wine & it's back to the bar. A 180 way to spend a Sunday.

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Date: December 15th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: vengeful institution hunting ground

You don't sober up from drunkenness in a 40-50 minute period before you receive communion.

Also this isn't judaism. The idea isn't to find technical ways around the requirements to engage communion so that you can trick God. Your approach is inconsistent with the canon law above.

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Date: December 15th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen

Sure you can-- if you're only a little bit drunk you'll sober up within 40-50 minutes, just not if you're totally smashed. I think God is totally good with you taking communion if you can walk in a straight line and recite the alphabet but I'll be sure to ask Him when I get to heaven.

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Date: December 15th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: multi-colored forum twinkling uncleanness

why r u drinking if ur not suppose 2 b social

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Date: December 15th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Electric Soggy Azn Kitchen

4 the lulz

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Date: December 15th, 2024 1:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth

I am not Roman Catholic and I don’t drink Sunday mornings. I posted originally on Saturday am.

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Date: December 15th, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: Ocher alcoholic den deer antler

great thread

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Date: December 24th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth

It’s days like today where this is most salient.

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Date: December 24th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: adventurous athletic conference

Why do you wake up so early? Just sleep til 11 and then hit the bars like a normal alcoholic

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Date: December 24th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth

I get up at 5:30am and start work most every day. That allows me to go out at night before 10pm so I can eat a nice dinner, sometimes even happy hour, and still stay out until midnight or 1am (2am if I am feeling frisky). I used to work late into the evening usually knocking off around 10pm but sometimes as late as 4am.

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Date: December 24th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: adventurous athletic conference

Strange for a lawyer. I feel like most of us are more late morning bros. I usually roll into work at 10 or 11 and then work late and then hit bars til 1 or 2

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Date: December 24th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth

I used to do that but I like steak and I can’t get steak at 10pm so if I start early I can get steak.

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Date: February 22nd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: deranged yellow center weed whacker

I'd like this inscribed on my tombstone

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Date: December 25th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: February 22nd, 2025 5:16 AM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: February 22nd, 2025 5:31 AM
Author: stubborn sticky cumskin

you can get a beer at ihop

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Date: February 22nd, 2025 7:05 AM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth

I can drink at home too, but sometimes I want to sit at a bar with people first thing in the am.

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Date: February 22nd, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: deranged yellow center weed whacker

I'm a semi reg at the second shittiest bar in my area. They used to open at 7, changed to noon, now at 10. I only go in early to drink, between 10 and noon, and usually leave by 1. I know the early crew well, both the degen drinkers and the bartender. But the couple times I've gone in at night I'll know almost nobody, very different crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48684263)



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Date: February 22nd, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth

The am crew, the lunch crew, the happy hour crew, the dinner and after dinner crew, the late night crowd.

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Date: February 22nd, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: deranged yellow center weed whacker

The after dinner crew at this place are power drinkers and there's a lot of fights. I didn't need that shit. The morning drinkers are chill as fuck and I like hanging out with them. Hell I might go this morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649333&forum_id=2...id.#48684271)



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Date: May 17th, 2025 6:32 AM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: June 1st, 2025 3:55 AM
Author: Hairraiser Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth



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