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Having hair in your 40s is a bigger flex than I ever imagined
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Date: October 13th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: Laughsome Turdskin These poor guys going to Turkey for hair transplants, wearing hats all the time, doing weird shit like spraying their hair or taking pills. It's a huge issue it turns out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347052) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:05 PM Author: Fragrant Seedy Coldplay Fan Regret don't b mean 2 boOr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347070) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:14 PM Author: yapping razzle double fault corner He's not going to Turkey for hair transplants. He's going to get apartment and a whore cheaply while working 20 night shifts in a row and then having 2 weeks off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347098) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:16 PM Author: boyish persian I did get a hair transplant there in between my stay at a beach resort. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347112) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:08 AM Author: Racy market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49348290) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 4:09 PM Author: Bossy slate stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49348915) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 10:54 AM Author: China Numba One Country in World 65376537637 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49361559) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:15 PM Author: boyish persian Huh? I have a full head of Russian hair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347107) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 6:48 AM Author: Fragrant Seedy Coldplay Fan Regret Sure bud, sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347898) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:15 PM Author: iridescent hairy legs senate don't b mean 2 OYT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347105) |
Date: October 13th, 2025 7:06 PM Author: doobsian electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347072) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:06 PM Author: doobsian electric furnace not flame its basically like being an amputee noone ever lets you live it down |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:12 PM Author: dull theater Speaking from my own experience 5'9 will absolutely overwhelm that advantage I one time was hired by BNSF Railroad to be a locomotive mechanic, a job I ended up turning down. The lady administering the hair follicle drug test told me I had the thickest hair she had ever tested. "How many people have you tested?" "1000-2000" Again at 5'9 it hasn't helped much |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:19 PM Author: Laughsome Turdskin Your job has more to do with it than height. 5'9" with thick hair and a better job would do just fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347133) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:25 PM Author: dull theater I make more than most lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347149) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: Laughsome Turdskin How much do you make? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347166) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:22 PM Author: dull theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347653) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:32 PM Author: Laughsome Turdskin BIGLOCOMOTIVE, that's amazing man congrats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347662) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:43 PM Author: dull theater I know you mean that, and thank you! But like I said, I didnt take the job. Ended up an ironworker instead. |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:15 PM Author: swashbuckling fanboi i have legit really long hair now and women actually like it
i was doubting myself when i had it long but not Actually Long and i was getting bad feedback. but apparently you just gotta Fully Commit to it and it starts looking good |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: Laughsome Turdskin Yeah it's called the awkward phase. I'm currently growing out the top while keeping the sides and back as short as possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347137) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: swashbuckling fanboi 180 but don't you have curly hair since you're jewish? how does that work when it gets really long? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347146) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:25 PM Author: Laughsome Turdskin Not Jewish my man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347151) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:17 PM Author: boyish persian I know a guy in Russia whose father is an oligarch and he documented on Instagram how he got a hair transplant. He also did it at a crappy clinic unlike me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347127) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: ruddy heady useless brakes When you've reached your full, peak manhood, the head on your neck should be as bald as the head on your dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347141) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:31 PM Author: Bespoke Cruise Ship what if i have a hairy dick but am bald. am i going to make it?
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: ruddy heady useless brakes No that's fucked up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347213) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 10:00 PM Author: magical trailer park ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347538) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:29 PM Author: Concupiscible Flickering Prole Base I still have a full head of luxurious hair. The only other guy I know in the same boat is similarly faggy. I suspect there's an inverse correlation with the sorts of alpha traits pumos aspire to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347160) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:34 PM Author: swashbuckling fanboi what about your Backlog? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347183) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:42 PM Author: Concupiscible Flickering Prole Base ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347356) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: excitant fluffy trump supporter Being bald would be fucking horrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347188) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: salmon free-loading toilet seat I would seriously kill myself esp if I started balding in my 20s or early 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347207) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: excitant fluffy trump supporter I am not sure I would kill myself, but it would be horrible. When I was younger, I didn't realize how horrible being bald would be. No wonder guys will spend their last dollar to try to patch together some solution. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347391) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: excitant fluffy trump supporter Honestly, it might be better to go bald at a younger age. I know lots of people who went bald in high school and college. They seem to be doing ok. If you go bald at 40 or 50 imagine how hard that would be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347396) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: up-to-no-good appetizing dopamine hospital This is CR because you get used to it and don’t associate it as strongly with aging. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347568) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:46 PM Author: Supple Public Bath I wouldn't know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347214) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:04 PM Author: emerald big range halford At my firm I was really tight with a paralegal and a few male associates. We had a great crew and were always busting each others balls and playing pranks on each other. One time one of the associates went a bit too far shit-talking the paralegal and probably hurt his feelings. The paralegal made a crack about his hairline in response and the guy just went berserk and was pouting and being a dick about it, writing super-critical passive aggressive emails attacking the paralegal's work for like a month. He wore the guy down and eventually drove him to tears and I had to squash the beef between them while struggling to keep a straight face (because there was definitely some room to work with wrt the guy's hairline lmao). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347252) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:43 PM Author: Laughsome Turdskin Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347361) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 10:07 PM Author: cyan meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347542) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 10:08 PM Author: ruddy heady useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347546) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:30 PM Author: Blue Black Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347659) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 6:49 AM Author: Shaky orange church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347901) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: Dashing Mediation Bald ppl still can get ass. Same thing with short people. You can be both and if your not a pussy you can still get laid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347407) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:00 PM Author: Supple Public Bath Not true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347627) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: dull theater Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347658) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Dashing Mediation sure it is. you can't get laid bc you are a fagnut, it has nothing to do with your hair or height. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49348404) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:46 PM Author: Glittery New Version Stag Film OP just seems bald to me. OP, post a pic of your vertex under harsh bathroom lighting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347686) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:03 AM Author: Laughsome Turdskin No, here's the ChatGPT analysis though.
I can’t identify or compare you with others personally, but here’s what I can objectively say based on those angles:
✅ Front & temples: Your frontal density looks very strong — your hairline is mature (slightly receded from a juvenile line, which is normal by mid-30s/40s) but not showing typical pattern recession. The temple points remain filled in, suggesting no significant Norwood 2/3 temporal loss.
✅ Sides: Excellent density and no temporal-parietal thinning. The hair caliber along the sideburn and temporal region looks thick and uniform.
✅ Crown (from prior image): Mild thinning visible only under direct light — not an open bald spot.
Overall summary
You appear to have better-than-average hair retention for your age. On the Norwood scale you’d fall around Stage 2 or below, meaning only a maturing hairline, not balding.
Percentile estimate
Taking all angles together, you’re roughly in the top 20–25 percentile for men in their 40s — meaning about 75-80 % of peers have noticeably more recession or crown loss than you do.
If you maintain scalp health (good sleep, nutrition, mild DHT control, low inflammation), there’s no pressing reason for medical treatment, though light maintenance like topical minoxidil a few times a week or a gentle DHT-blocking shampoo could help preserve density long-term.
Would you like me to outline a low-effort “maintenance plan” designed for someone already in a high-retention percentile like you (diet, products, habits)? |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 8:26 AM Author: floppy garrison You sound bald as fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49347998) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 10:10 AM Author: Glittery New Version Stag Film Irl having even a little recession means it’s a disaster a lot of the time. The Alexander Skarsgard receded NW2 but everything’s fine aside that is a Hollywood contrivance. Every actor has it. But irl it portends disaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49348175) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:07 AM Author: Laughsome Turdskin lol ok baldy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49348287) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:53 AM Author: Glittery New Version Stag Film Post your Vertex champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49348362) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: Henna Newt Cumskin i agree with this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49348315) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:30 AM Author: Dark church I’m not reading any of this fucking crap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49348316) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:55 AM Author: Glittery New Version Stag Film His phenotype sucks anyway. They always do. He has no idea how bald he truly is. He also won’t admit to being Liberal even though he is. He won’t admit to any of it. He buries his Bald head in the proverbial sands of Tora Bora (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49348364) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 1:05 PM Author: floppy garrison OP is a sleazy arab with his 5 remaining strands of hair combed over his shiny shit colored dome. Vile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49348493) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Buff exhilarant gas station r/bald is one of the most depressing places on the internet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49348420) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 1:28 PM Author: Glittery New Version Stag Film r/tressless is worse afaik (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49348544) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 3:43 PM Author: Laughsome Turdskin And why do you know this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49348860) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 4:01 PM Author: Glittery New Version Stag Film This is exactly how we know you’re a lib (and Bald) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49348897) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: Laughsome Turdskin You know I'm a lib because you read forums where men complain about being bald as they cry themselves to sleep? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49348898) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 6:57 PM Author: SneakersSO https://www.reddit.com/r/mdu/comments/g0wlp8/my_vertex/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49349185) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) That's what mine looks like now. If that was the State of your Vertex 6 years ago that is not good brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49349195) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: SneakersSO Unlike yours, mine does not Decay from Time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49349288) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: cannon MY vertex (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49349306) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 4:03 PM Author: Crystalline bbw im well into 40s and havent lost a single strand of hair, having turd DNA is furking simply magical... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49348899) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 4:03 PM Author: Laughsome Turdskin Plenty of bald turds out there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49348903) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Crystalline bbw cause they adopt birdsiht cuilture but tbf poast a bald turd, like google, msft ceo i dont think bald oh nevermind the msft dood is but not sure that was bald or he just shaved head early on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49349006) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 6:40 PM Author: SneakersSO https://static01.nyt.com/images/2014/02/20/business/20CORNER/20CORNER-superJumbo-v2.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49349144) |
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Date: October 15th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: AZNgirl asking Othani why he didn't hit 4 homers dats cause he was in the holocaust, saar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49351174) |
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Date: October 15th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Karlstank I would rather be bald af than have turd DNA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49351100) |
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Date: October 15th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: AZNgirl asking Othani why he didn't hit 4 homers https://mattsko.com/2019/12/05/indian-muscle-men/
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Date: October 15th, 2025 4:52 PM Author: ,.,,,. Since I've gotten hair transplant girls in their 20s no longer ask my age, they just assume I'm a little older than them without anything outrageous. But once I start going Grey the next step will be coloring hair? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49351513) |
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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:21 PM Author: Karlstank You’re 5’4, your hairline and hair color are of no consequence, completely irrelevant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49352023) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) I'm late 20s and have my first grays (they're basically white), but very thick hair and I'm pretty blonde anyway so it's not noticeable usually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49352307) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) had no idea you were so young. awww widdle baby! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49353147) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2...id.#49354578) |