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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Swashbuckling parlour philosopher-king
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Claret partner
  06/03/25
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frisky theatre brethren
  06/04/25
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citrine blood rage
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
hyperventilating galvanic ticket booth
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Swashbuckling parlour philosopher-king
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
Glittery emerald whorehouse
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Laughsome Public Bath Voyeur
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Swashbuckling parlour philosopher-king
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
flatulent messiness boiling water
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Rough-skinned pungent church
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Swashbuckling parlour philosopher-king
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
onyx vivacious regret national
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Orchid crackhouse mexican
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Cracking crusty piazza
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Curious sepia native community account
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Passionate smoky stain menage
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Twinkling Dysfunction Lodge
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Swashbuckling parlour philosopher-king
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Brindle hateful immigrant step-uncle's house
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Curious sepia native community account
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Comical white doctorate heaven
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
confused dopamine
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
Sapphire legal warrant indian lodge
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
flatulent messiness boiling water
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
Ivory point double fault
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
Sapphire legal warrant indian lodge
  06/04/25
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frisky theatre brethren
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
onyx vivacious regret national
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Lime jap
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Comical white doctorate heaven
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Swashbuckling parlour philosopher-king
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Haunting henna clown laser beams
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Aphrodisiac Cuckold Nursing Home
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling parlour philosopher-king

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Claret partner

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: frisky theatre brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: citrine blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: hyperventilating galvanic ticket booth

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling parlour philosopher-king

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Glittery emerald whorehouse

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Laughsome Public Bath Voyeur

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling parlour philosopher-king

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: flatulent messiness boiling water

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pungent church

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling parlour philosopher-king

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: onyx vivacious regret national

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Orchid crackhouse mexican

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Cracking crusty piazza

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Curious sepia native community account

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Passionate smoky stain menage

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Twinkling Dysfunction Lodge

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Swashbuckling parlour philosopher-king

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Brindle hateful immigrant step-uncle's house

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Curious sepia native community account

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Comical white doctorate heaven

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: confused dopamine

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Sapphire legal warrant indian lodge

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: flatulent messiness boiling water

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Ivory point double fault

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Sapphire legal warrant indian lodge

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: frisky theatre brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: onyx vivacious regret national

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Lime jap

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Comical white doctorate heaven

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling parlour philosopher-king

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Haunting henna clown laser beams

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cuckold Nursing Home

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986845)