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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
brilliant marvelous principal's office
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
brilliant marvelous principal's office
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Cocky Library Therapy
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Mewling gunner
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Cocky Library Therapy
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
beady-eyed messiness
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
brilliant marvelous principal's office
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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brilliant marvelous principal's office
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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lol
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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Shipley was asking for it.
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: brilliant marvelous principal's office

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: bisexual idiotic becky faggotry

superior anglo culture

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: bisexual idiotic becky faggotry

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: bisexual idiotic becky faggotry

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: bisexual idiotic becky faggotry

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: bisexual idiotic becky faggotry

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: bisexual idiotic becky faggotry

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: bisexual idiotic becky faggotry

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: bisexual idiotic becky faggotry

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: bisexual idiotic becky faggotry



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: bisexual idiotic becky faggotry



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: bisexual idiotic becky faggotry



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: bisexual idiotic becky faggotry



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: bisexual idiotic becky faggotry



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: bisexual idiotic becky faggotry



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: bisexual idiotic becky faggotry



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: bisexual idiotic becky faggotry



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: bisexual idiotic becky faggotry



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: bisexual idiotic becky faggotry



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: bisexual idiotic becky faggotry



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: bisexual idiotic becky faggotry



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: bisexual idiotic becky faggotry



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: bisexual idiotic becky faggotry



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: brilliant marvelous principal's office

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: brilliant marvelous principal's office

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: tripping filthy mad-dog skullcap

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: brilliant marvelous principal's office

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: brilliant marvelous principal's office

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Mewling gunner



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Cracking chapel knife

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: brilliant marvelous principal's office

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Cocky Library Therapy



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Fishy parlor



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: obsidian persian state



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: slippery swollen stain



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: provocative flesh stead mother

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: boyish stubborn masturbator

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Cocky Library Therapy

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: exhilarant degenerate



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Cocky Library Therapy

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Mewling gunner

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Cocky Library Therapy

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed messiness

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: brilliant marvelous principal's office

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: spectacular electric furnace clown

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: diverse step-uncle's house old irish cottage

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: obsidian persian state

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: brilliant marvelous principal's office

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: provocative flesh stead mother

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle apoplectic rigor

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: brilliant marvelous principal's office

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: obsidian persian state

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: boyish stubborn masturbator

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: tripping filthy mad-dog skullcap

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: brilliant marvelous principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: fighting national

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: brilliant marvelous principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: brilliant marvelous principal's office

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: smoky bonkers party of the first part

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Mewling gunner

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: zippy pisswyrm orchestra pit

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Olive ape pit

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: citrine point

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Olive ape pit

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: citrine point

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: cerebral orange menage lettuce

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Olive ape pit

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: ocher selfie

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: brilliant marvelous principal's office

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: tripping filthy mad-dog skullcap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: fighting national

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Self-centered base

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: brilliant marvelous principal's office

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Self-centered base

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: brilliant marvelous principal's office

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Self-centered base

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: contagious pistol

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: brilliant marvelous principal's office

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: brilliant marvelous principal's office

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: brilliant marvelous principal's office

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: brilliant marvelous principal's office

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: floppy hyperventilating indian lodge ratface

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: brilliant marvelous principal's office

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Self-centered base

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: kink-friendly haunted graveyard spot

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: comical angry famous landscape painting

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: french senate

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: brilliant marvelous principal's office

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: provocative flesh stead mother

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Mewling gunner

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: federal pea-brained nursing home

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899877)