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Jfc at smelling other people's shit and then wiping your ass...
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You should still use a stall
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to flatten the curve
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Lmfao classic, all time poast here
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so many questions, man.
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These guys are expert squatters, they don't need to take off...
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Exactly. They’ve been squatting their whole lives. If ...
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but aren't they used to holes at ground level which would in...
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You’re overthinking it. Once they assume the position,...
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you're right. i'm feeling very culturally enriched right no...
bateful sneaky criminal
  04/15/22
It’s crazy but it makes sense if you think about it. T...
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now, now you're thinking like a lawyer.
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high-level poasting
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so i wasn't losing my mind. do they go up there with pants ...
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They take their pants off and put the legs over their should...
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please be real.
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Knees over toes
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or are they stepping backwards onto the tops of the toilet s...
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Has TT ever been more done here
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i'll kill myself before i work in an office again
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Do you shower after every time you shit at home? Wet wipes i...
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yes, i shower every time without exception
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Get on dat fiber tip; JFC.
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i am brother. i shower even if it's a no wiper.
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i'm OCD about poop
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Date: April 15th, 2022 12:40 PM
Author: shimmering shrine

Jfc at smelling other people's shit and then wiping your ass with thin sandpaper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44346059)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:32 PM
Author: maize stirring school cafeteria

I bring a roll of charmin ultra strong with me to the courthouse. I’m treated like royalty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44349220)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Mischievous electric furnace house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44346077)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Charismatic disturbing codepig community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44346096)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Excitant people who are hurt internal respiration

You should still use a stall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44346099)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 12:49 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring sound barrier

it's pretty disgusting ngl, literally having dried smeared poop in your asshold for 7+ hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44346112)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 12:50 PM
Author: Charismatic disturbing codepig community account

i only have to go in one day a week so hopefully i can just hold it in that day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44346117)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 12:50 PM
Author: frum lay

only 30 more years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44346118)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 12:52 PM
Author: Fragrant Range Goal In Life

to flatten the curve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44346126)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:30 PM
Author: Sepia menage affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44349209)



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Date: April 16th, 2022 12:28 PM
Author: Hyperventilating state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44351394)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 12:53 PM
Author: free-loading garrison azn

https://www.thetraveltart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/sanitation-1024x665.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44346135)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 1:00 PM
Author: dead violet fat ankles useless brakes

Loud and proud, brother. Loud and proud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44346171)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal

i had a meeting with a commercial real estate broker who is now a friend and he goes to his private bathroom to take a shit and fires up tiktok super loud and dgaf. he also had an ashtray in his office with several blunt roaches. hes a multimillionaire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44346333)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:35 PM
Author: alcoholic yellow office boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44348810)



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Date: April 16th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: Motley bistre base

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44351341)



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Date: April 18th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal

he's the devil on my shoulder. always inviting me out to get hookers and shit like that. we hang out but he always wants to escalate shit from shenanigans to full blown debauchery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44365139)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: French Comical Home

do you guys have mandatory in-office days? do you work at law firms? we don't have mandatory days yet. the junior staff would just quit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44346178)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 1:03 PM
Author: sapphire locus

Dude I know was fired. Great attorney. His dad was a plumber so he knew a lot about plumbing and rerouted the plumbing from the female restroom to his own personal office so he can perpetually get of a whiff of their septic odors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44346188)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 1:04 PM
Author: Charismatic disturbing codepig community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44346194)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: dead violet fat ankles useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44346255)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: elite hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347110)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: laughsome duck-like juggernaut pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347628)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:30 PM
Author: Bipolar Appetizing Parlour Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44349208)



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Date: April 18th, 2022 4:03 PM
Author: laughsome duck-like juggernaut pistol

(underrated)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44362828)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:26 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal

i worked once on an engagement and they flew hundreds of dudes from the india office to come on because there was a ton of work to be done. at the time it was the largest engagement in the history of the firm. so much so they just rented a bunch of floors in a nyc office building and flew in people from all over the country to staff it and put people up in hotels, etc. it was a full blown all hands on deck scenario working 12 hour days and getting black car service back home at night for "locals".

and the first day i go to the bathroom to take a deuce. and i see something i had never seen before. there was shoe prints on the toilet seat. and i go "that's weird". and i go to another stall. same thing. shoe prints on each side, toes facing outwards. guys keep quiet about it a solid 2 days. i remember breaking the seal in my group. "so...um...what's the deal with guys standing on the toilet seats? are we going to broach this subject or am i bugging?"

needless to say, some how it was communicated to these cats that standing on toilet seats is not normal behavior.

here is what i am interested in though. the only way that works is if you took off your pants, right? but to do that you have to take off your shoes. but there were shoe prints on the toilet seats. did they take off their shoes, take off their pants and then put their shoes back on? these stalls didn't have like hooks either. did they take off their pants and put them over the door? did they hold them in their hands bunched like a ball while teetering on the edge of a toilet seat draped over a toilet bowl?

so many questions. its been over 10 years and i still have questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347041)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:28 PM
Author: cream unhinged theater regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347058)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:33 PM
Author: flesh institution

Lmfao classic, all time poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347079)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:33 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal

so many questions, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347082)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:33 PM
Author: flesh institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347080)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:35 PM
Author: Blue awkward party of the first part

These guys are expert squatters, they don't need to take off their pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347084)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: self-centered sweet tailpipe

Exactly. They’ve been squatting their whole lives. If you put a dartboard in the bowl they could probably hit the bullseye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347102)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:48 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal

but aren't they used to holes at ground level which would in turn facilitate not shitting their pants? so let's walk through it:

1) you decide you have to take a shit

2) you go to stall

3) you close said stall

4) you drop pants as you would customarily do in order to facilitate the taking of said shit

5) you have to climb up onto the toilet with the seat down

6) this adds quite literally a new dimension to the process of voiding your bowels. customarily, you are voiding on a horizontal plane. there is now an additional vertical plane added to this otherwise normal process. can you climb with your feet/ankles restricted around your feet. try it right now. drop your pants and try to climb two steps.

7) assuming one ascends the stair and half/two step level up ONTO the toilet seat. you are still FACING the wall and the attendant exposed plumbing, not the wall. so now you would have to turn around in net effect crossing your feet to assume a position conducive to the tidy voiding of your bowels.

see what i'm saying? are they using the walls for support? did they drop stuff from their pockets into the can?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347152)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: self-centered sweet tailpipe

You’re overthinking it. Once they assume the position, it’s basically like an elevated squat toilet. The distance from the ass to the water is the same.

As far as dexterity, people from squat toilet countries learn to squat for long amounts of time without it hurting. If you’ve ever been to India, that’s how they wait for trains and stuff in rural areas where there are no seats. They can squat for hours. Stepping up to an elevated platform is nothing for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347239)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal

you're right. i'm feeling very culturally enriched right now. this is what they meant by cultural enrichment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347249)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 4:07 PM
Author: self-centered sweet tailpipe

It’s crazy but it makes sense if you think about it. To them, sitting is even more disgusting. In their minds it would be like putting your bare ass on the floor of a squat toilet where people put their dirty shoes/feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347278)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal

now, now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347288)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: dashing degenerate abode

high-level poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44348584)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: pearl razzmatazz hall travel guidebook

These signs are in most national park bathrooms because of AZNs and Indians squatting on toilets and breaking them (or just shitting on the floor apparently)

https://i.redd.it/9fz8z79n4wp11.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347198)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal

so i wasn't losing my mind. do they go up there with pants on and THEN unbuckle from there whilst balancing on the toilet seat? if so, that's quite a feat of balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347202)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: wine weed whacker

They take their pants off and put the legs over their shoulders and tie a loose knot, similar to how you might tie a sweater around your neck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347289)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal

please be real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347294)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: learning disabled brass kitty cat

Knees over toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44348027)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal

or are they stepping backwards onto the tops of the toilet seats with pants down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347220)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 4:21 PM
Author: exciting brindle cumskin principal's office

Has TT ever been more done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347363)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 4:47 PM
Author: Crimson Chest-beating Puppy Wagecucks

LOL I had the same experience when a bunch of new H1B tech workers were brought in to work on some compliance software when I worked at a bank. They were on the same floor as us. Walked into the bathroom one day soon after they started working and there were footprints on both sides of the toilet seats. These were toilets that were anchored to the wall, rather than resting on the floor, so I was certain one of them was going to snap eventually and flood the bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347487)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: cobalt startling round eye yarmulke

I was in the Reading Terminal Market and saw some Asian guy squatting on the floor to wipe his ass. You could see him down beneath the stall door just bringing the TP to his ass, wiping, and then dumping it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347607)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44349201)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:52 PM
Author: dashing degenerate abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44348585)



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Date: April 16th, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: maroon stage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44350807)



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Date: April 16th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Olive Irate Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44352833)



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Date: April 18th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: henna titillating market

reminds me of taylor swift rompers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44363461)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:36 PM
Author: Marvelous chapel macaca

i'll kill myself before i work in an office again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347095)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:36 PM
Author: self-centered sweet tailpipe

Counterpoint: Shitting in the office rules. It was the highlight of my day BC. Why fuck up your home terlet when you can blast the office one, on company time no less? A small packet of wet wipes ensures it’s just as sanitary as shitting at home, assuming you don’t have a home bidet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347097)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Marvelous chapel macaca

when i did have to work in an office, i would go to the gym in the building to shit and then take a shower because i felt so disgusting afterward. i have no idea how people go back to work after smearing poop on their asshole/cheeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347108)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: self-centered sweet tailpipe

Do you shower after every time you shit at home? Wet wipes in a sandwich-size ziploc bag are just as good as wet wipes at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347117)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:42 PM
Author: Marvelous chapel macaca

yes, i shower every time without exception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347124)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:42 PM
Author: Blue awkward party of the first part

Get on dat fiber tip; JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347122)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:43 PM
Author: Marvelous chapel macaca

i am brother. i shower even if it's a no wiper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347128)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Blue awkward party of the first part

That's absurd, it's just a lil' poop. Are you grossed out by sex? Cutting nails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347131)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: Marvelous chapel macaca

i'm OCD about poop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347236)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 6:05 PM
Author: Histrionic Theatre Mad-dog Skullcap

Im w you

Even w fiber there’s a feeling of some shit particle being stuck in your asshold if you dont shower fuck that shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44348022)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Histrionic Theatre Mad-dog Skullcap

This is my BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

But yeah I never play away bowl games b/c of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347508)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: mustard crusty point

cr I absolutely love it. I eventually would time my shits to when the cleaning crew would clean out the washroom. Walking into a freshly-scrubbed INDUSTRIAL sized toilet with the small scent of bleach at 10:30 am each morning to christen it is fucking incredible. Oh and keeps my toilet at home PRISTINE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347116)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: self-centered sweet tailpipe

Especially when you’re starting out and your apartment is disgusting. When I was in my 20s the office toilet was far nicer than my “home” one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347120)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: laughsome duck-like juggernaut pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347638)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:46 PM
Author: insecure temple clown

you guys need to stop putting pressure on "getting back to normal." we've had a good thing going with indefinite WFH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347136)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:47 PM
Author: Marvelous chapel macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347140)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:48 PM
Author: self-centered sweet tailpipe

I never want to go back either. I might not be emotionally able to even if so ordered.

But if I ever do, I’m dropping bricks in that bowl as often as I can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347150)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 3:47 PM
Author: Honey-headed preventive strike piazza

head for the street side curb and defecate in the fresh air...use a newspaper to wipe...do it smart!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347148)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: wine weed whacker

Shit at home before you go to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347263)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 4:08 PM
Author: Geriatric rigor

Where in India?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347286)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: Honey-headed preventive strike piazza

bathroom shitting? Oh dis veddy veddy bad...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347293)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: Histrionic Theatre Mad-dog Skullcap

CR

HOme bowl games>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Away games

Shitting buck naked while vaping in the bathroom w/ my laptop pretending to work, while muting the zoom between flushes= 1800000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347511)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: laughsome duck-like juggernaut pistol

some real scholarship ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347643)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Bipolar Appetizing Parlour Coldplay Fan

Did not expect this to be such a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347985)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: laughsome duck-like juggernaut pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44347986)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: Talented stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44348385)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:41 PM
Author: sapphire locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44349271)



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Date: April 16th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: Garnet harsh place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44352844)



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Date: April 16th, 2022 5:02 PM
Author: Olive Irate Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44352851)



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Date: April 18th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: shimmering shrine

i did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44363444)



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Date: April 16th, 2022 12:26 PM
Author: wine weed whacker

(not a monitor fucker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#44351388)



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Date: September 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: """'""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#49255597)



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Date: September 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: """'""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#49255763)



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Date: September 11th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: """'""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#49255800)



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Date: September 11th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: """'""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#49255846)



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Date: September 11th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: """'""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#49255902)



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Date: September 11th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: """'""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#49255942)



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Date: September 11th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: """'""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084428&forum_id=2...id.#49256027)