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Date: June 10th, 2026 9:06 PM Author: talented piazza
A potent force of nature in its own right, the ZoZo-class heavy cruiser carries the largest and most formidable concentration of its signature Emilio tp-supercharged Blankbump Lance Batteries of any heavy destroyer, cruiser, or capital escort vessel in the Frutiger Aero Sector—and likely anywhere else in the Web 1.0 Galaxy. As a result, it stands as a deadly adversary to hostile or foreign vessels of every size class.
Complementing this fearsome armament are its massive yet tightly clustered 180-inch/caliber "Toxic" Incendiary Flame Thread ForceMeme™ Torpedo Launchers (manufactured by MPA Industries AG & LLC.). These launchers fire six colossal torpedo shells capable of striking targets at extreme range and shattering even the largest enemy fleet formations or collective/shared-account battle groups.
The ZoZo chassis first demonstrated its destructive potential during its maiden engagement. A single salvo of 180-inch torpedoes annihilated nearly three-quarters of an opposing fleet's pumo skirmish line, creating a gap large enough for the vessel to close the distance and unleash its said devastating Emilio tp Blankbump armament. Once within effective range, the ZoZo-class opened fire at will and to full effect, reducing the battlespace to a graveyard of wreckage. Atomized debris and shattered hull fragments, to drifting space hulks were all that remained.
Only one vessel escaped annihilation: the "chill" lowercase capital-class carrier T.P.P. jafar (tp).
To this day, the fugitive carrier remains at large and is actively pursued by the Elite Kindness Club Squadron, a dedicated hunter-killer formation consisting of 9 sub-frigates and 15 assault corvettes.
Oh and also, diaper.
Diaper.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872768&forum_id=2...id.#49929261) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 4:01 PM Author: talented piazza
He watches from a Diaper Island-class carrier as void shields deactivate over opened bay doors. The space fighters--no, the pilots begin to takeoff -- its fission-ramjet engines turn magenta-purple and suddenly pierce over even the noisiest work and machinery of flight deck crews or the carrier itself.
Rear Admiral Freddie (tp) saluting to silent montage as the final fighter leaves and blast doors close, monologuing: "They're not doing this for me. Not for the mission or even for themselves. Many won't come back in one piece, if at all. But they know what they're up against -- and what they're really doing it for: Diaper Island."
*credits begin to B-roll as scene fades out for tuning to next episode*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872768&forum_id=2...id.#49931362) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: talented piazza
*finishes reading epitaph, misty-eyed* “Tp.”
*finally after a moment, looks back up at the sky from freddie tp’s grave with an istanbul street cat tp headstone statue*
*cued chobits theme steadily getting louder in background as episode and show ends, and you walk away*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872768&forum_id=2...id.#49931501) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 4:54 PM Author: cocky stead
180.
180!
180...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872768&forum_id=2...id.#49931577) |
Date: June 10th, 2026 9:52 PM Author: charismatic cerise indian lodge party of the first part
Nude holodeck
Gay aliens
Triple strength furniture to hold extra weight
Robot scalp polishers
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872768&forum_id=2...id.#49929418) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 3:44 PM Author: cocky stead
@themandownstairs4765
6 years ago
Daft Punk 1995 - 2006: has used no profanity whatsoever
Daft Punk 2007: 0:33
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872768&forum_id=2...id.#49931311) |
Date: June 11th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: drunken supple lodge mental disorder
"Target that vessel and fire!"
"But sir, I can't. ."
"Why not!?"
"Beca--because...Diversity. . .it's their strength!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872768&forum_id=2...id.#49931619) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 10:40 AM Author: cocky stead
@ZeroCGR2
17 years ago
Just started playing Freespace 2 yesterday (after an 8 year break)
Man I missed this game It was my fav and only one fav space sim
Thanks for the soundtrack
@capuccine2374
1 year ago
Im really curious to know if you still play the game to this day
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872768&forum_id=2...id.#49941917) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:19 PM Author: talented piazza
it's sooo CR.
just finished basic pilot module training for the GTF Myrmidon and about to start my first mission with the 53rd Hammerheads
tomorrow i'll find a flightstick from my closet or just buy one from amazon
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872768&forum_id=2...id.#49942933) |
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