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Best way to get into golf?

Looking for a new hobby I can do with friends. I haven't...
apoplectic cruel-hearted property kitty cat
  03/30/25
the best way is to inherit a really nice golf course and a b...
motley principal's office
  03/30/25
I started pretty recently. Best way is to take lessons, ...
laughsome legal warrant
  04/04/25
"Best way is to take lessons, seek out low stakes spots...
opaque center faggotry
  04/04/25
absolutely take lessons, then spend as much time as you can ...
provocative genital piercing crackhouse
  04/04/25
This is not true at all BTW. Maybe at the beginning stage it...
Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel
  04/04/25
literally no top level players will disagree with this advic...
provocative genital piercing crackhouse
  04/04/25
Actually I’m not wrong at all. Average bogey golfer av...
Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel
  04/04/25
you're just making stuff up now, averge golfers don't record...
provocative genital piercing crackhouse
  04/04/25
I’m not making this shit up at all. Literally pulled i...
Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel
  04/04/25
its called selection bias retard
provocative genital piercing crackhouse
  04/04/25
It’s not selection bias when they’re sorting by ...
Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel
  04/04/25
*sigh* people who just started golf and suck are not using t...
provocative genital piercing crackhouse
  04/04/25
You don’t even know what the fuck Arccos is or how it ...
Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel
  04/04/25
that only further proves my point, they are not tracking act...
provocative genital piercing crackhouse
  04/04/25
Dude are you seriously retarded? They have users that are co...
Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel
  04/04/25
ok, I guess guys who shoot a hundred two putt every single h...
provocative genital piercing crackhouse
  04/04/25
They'll obviously 3 and 4 putt often enough, but that won't ...
laughsome legal warrant
  04/04/25
a 4 putt will indeed do exactly that if you know how to coun...
provocative genital piercing crackhouse
  04/04/25
It will ruin your score, it won't ruin your day.
laughsome legal warrant
  04/04/25
Chipping and putting is bullshit as a focus for a relative b...
laughsome legal warrant
  04/04/25
wrong, absolutely wrong
provocative genital piercing crackhouse
  04/04/25
Nope. Right now he's working on having a fun day playing...
laughsome legal warrant
  04/04/25
nope, approach shots are the last thing you should worry abo...
provocative genital piercing crackhouse
  04/04/25
He will shoot 110. What he needs to not do is not blast eve...
laughsome legal warrant
  04/04/25
you do need to do all of it of course, the point is you will...
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  04/04/25
Any retard can get good enough at short game. Just chip it ...
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  04/04/25
that is my entire point, you can practice that and get prett...
provocative genital piercing crackhouse
  04/04/25
I am saying that literally any retarded person can put the b...
laughsome legal warrant
  04/04/25
you clearly don't play golf if you believe any of that, putt...
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  04/04/25
I am the fucking perfect person to answer in this thread. I...
laughsome legal warrant
  04/04/25
then you have been badly misled and you should be listening ...
provocative genital piercing crackhouse
  04/04/25
Look, I have not been misled by anyone. I am telling you...
laughsome legal warrant
  04/04/25
lol, ok dood now you're just lying through your teeth, and i...
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  04/04/25
Brother I have lied about literally everything on here excep...
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  04/04/25
I said you should take lessons and then focus on the short g...
provocative genital piercing crackhouse
  04/04/25
A ten year old can toe down chip then hit a ten foot putt to...
laughsome legal warrant
  04/04/25
you're just wrong on so many levels I'm not sure where to st...
provocative genital piercing crackhouse
  04/04/25
That is what I'm saying. A beginner won't go from 130 t...
laughsome legal warrant
  04/04/25
no, they will do it from 50 yards and in, where most of thei...
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  04/04/25
The only argument would be that a passable short game is som...
Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel
  04/04/25
every pro who I've ever seen asked this question says the sa...
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  04/04/25
He's not trying to get from competent to scratch. He's tryi...
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  04/04/25
and its a lot more fun when you don't triple bogey every sin...
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  04/04/25
It will take him seven shots to get to the green if he's not...
laughsome legal warrant
  04/04/25
you can be terrible at golf and top a drive, duff and iron a...
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  04/04/25
Actual golf stats back up my position 100%. Average “g...
Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel
  04/04/25
I'm talking about John Daly and Tiger Woods type pros, your ...
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  04/04/25
Okay so you have no clue what you’re talking about AT ...
Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel
  04/04/25
I am literally quoting John Daly's advice to you moron
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  04/04/25
Maybe John Daly doesn’t actually understand how the av...
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  04/04/25
When one source is a fat chain smoking alcoholic and the oth...
Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel
  04/04/25
my take on this is that ideally you should practice the shit...
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  04/04/25
that too, most guys start out on the range with a wedge for ...
provocative genital piercing crackhouse
  04/04/25
You should do this because it's far easier to work on, and a...
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  04/04/25
then why are you arguing with me above?
provocative genital piercing crackhouse
  04/04/25
You should do it but it's not as important for a beginner as...
laughsome legal warrant
  04/04/25
jfc, you obviously have to do everything to play golf but fu...
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  04/04/25
yeah this was what earl woods said in his book “traini...
aromatic territorial brunch cuckold
  04/04/25
Yea who cares if it takes you 4 shots to get around the gree...
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  04/04/25
You will lose more shots skulling chips over the green than ...
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  04/04/25
Agreed. If I was PGA pro level from within 30 yards of the h...
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  04/04/25
Definitely spend as much money as you can on clubs and golf ...
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  04/04/25
tbh just pick something else. big golfmo and generally love ...
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  04/04/25
Because it's fun to spend time outside with your friends in ...
laughsome legal warrant
  04/04/25
70% of pro golfers have chronic back pain. clearing the hips...
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  04/04/25
Recreational golf doesn't lead to those same injuries. Espe...
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  04/04/25
yeah. golf is weird in that in can be played by unathletic o...
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  04/04/25
pro golf is an actual grind. endless travel and weeks of 6 ...
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  04/04/25
And they’re practicing several hours a day when they&r...
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  04/04/25
Because it’s a good excuse to spend 4 hours drinking w...
rebellious chest-beating shrine police squad
  04/04/25
credited golf travel spots in your experience? i don&rsqu...
aromatic territorial brunch cuckold
  04/04/25
I tried to pick it up as an unathletic oldmo like 8 years ag...
spectacular jet-lagged laser beams
  04/04/25
Men should not get into golf until: (1) They have a long-...
Marvelous hall ratface
  04/04/25
lol eat a cock. you should get into golf around 6-8 years o...
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  04/04/25
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Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel
  04/04/25
Mario Golf
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  04/04/25
First step: Be disabled and/or old and cannot physically han...
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  04/04/25
If anyone wants to meet me I'm playing at sunrise tomorrow.
laughsome legal warrant
  04/04/25
OP here. I ended up finding a coach and taking lessons for a...
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good luck, brother.
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180. don't take it too seriously
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Update: I played 9 holes. It was just myself and my golf ...
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you need to get good enough to reliably advance the ball but...
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  05/15/25


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Date: March 30th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: apoplectic cruel-hearted property kitty cat

Looking for a new hobby I can do with friends.

I haven't really played before (except in like a low stress “scramble” for charity events but that’s about it). Don’t know anything about golf. My goal is basically to be comfortable on the golf course and not be embarrassingly bad.

I’m assuming just pay for some pro lessons at my local golf course?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48797782)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: motley principal's office

the best way is to inherit a really nice golf course and a bunch of money for people to maintain it and some clubs and balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48797790)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: laughsome legal warrant

I started pretty recently.

Best way is to take lessons, seek out low stakes spots like pitchandputt, par 3 / exec courses.

Play these for a bit and you'll be better than most if you're not retarded. Worst case you'll know how not to embarrass yourself which is all that's really needed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48815995)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: opaque center faggotry

"Best way is to take lessons, seek out low stakes spots like pitchandputt, par 3 / exec courses."

agreed. and always remember that you swing your body, not your arms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816153)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

absolutely take lessons, then spend as much time as you can possibly manage chipping and putting, they matter so much more than anything else once you can get the ball of the ground reliably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816008)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel

This is not true at all BTW. Maybe at the beginning stage it’s somewhat true, but huge diminishing returns on practicing your short game (as opposed to tee to green) once you hit the intermediate stage and beyond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816027)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

literally no top level players will disagree with this advice for anyone who isn't pushing scratch golf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816083)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel

Actually I’m not wrong at all. Average bogey golfer averages 36 putts per round and scratch averages 32, yet they’re 18 shots better on average. Hitting more GIR and avoiding penalties are the two main drivers for lower scores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816124)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

you're just making stuff up now, averge golfers don't record shit, maybe that is the case for the average golfer who has a handicap, but they've been playing for years at that point, the average golfer does not take 4 more putts than a scratch golfer, this is absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816129)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel

I’m not making this shit up at all. Literally pulled it from Arccos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816135)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

its called selection bias retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816142)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel

It’s not selection bias when they’re sorting by handicap (ie skill level), retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816158)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

*sigh* people who just started golf and suck are not using that app to report their scores for the public, it is indeed exactly seleciton bias, to the tee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816163)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel

You don’t even know what the fuck Arccos is or how it works, so maybe sit this one out champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816189)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

that only further proves my point, they are not tracking actual average golfers they are tracking the ones anal enough to want an app to enter data into, maybe learn what "selection bias" means before continuing to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816202)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel

Dude are you seriously retarded? They have users that are complete beginners (ie 25+ HCP). THEY HAVE STATS FOR REALLY SHITTY GOLFERS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816212)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

ok, I guess guys who shoot a hundred two putt every single hole, that's news to everybody who has ever lived

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816220)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: laughsome legal warrant

They'll obviously 3 and 4 putt often enough, but that won't ruin their overall round the way two back to back OOB or lost drives will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816348)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

a 4 putt will indeed do exactly that if you know how to count

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816357)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: laughsome legal warrant

It will ruin your score, it won't ruin your day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816896)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: laughsome legal warrant

Chipping and putting is bullshit as a focus for a relative beginner. Work on driver and irons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816034)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

wrong, absolutely wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816085)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: laughsome legal warrant

Nope.

Right now he's working on having a fun day playing golf, he's not working on lowering his meaningless score.

Driver and approach shots are by far the most important things to focus on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816112)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

nope, approach shots are the last thing you should worry about, you will suck at those even when you are good at golf, you need to be avoiding blowups around the greens if you don't want to shoot 110

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816116)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: laughsome legal warrant

He will shoot 110. What he needs to not do is not blast every drive OOB.

You can have fun playing if you can drive and hit irons. If you can't do that, you can't play at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816125)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

you do need to do all of it of course, the point is you will not be good at driving or mid irons for years, you can shave 20 strokes off the short game in a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816133)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: laughsome legal warrant

Any retard can get good enough at short game. Just chip it on the green then lag putt.

It's the easiest thing about playing golf and I'm literally a retard beginner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816150)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

that is my entire point, you can practice that and get pretty good and save a lot of shots vs some dood swinging hard at his driver who skullfucks every chip over the green twice before three putting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816152)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: laughsome legal warrant

I am saying that literally any retarded person can put the ball on the green then putt 2-3 times into the hole.

You need to know how to drive the ball then hit said ball 150+ towards the green. Everything else is comparatively easy unless you're working towards a sub-bogey handicap. Obviously OP is not there yet.

If you can't putt/chip you can't score well. If you can't drive or hit an iron from time to time, you literally can't play gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816174)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

you clearly don't play golf if you believe any of that, putting is very hard, the wedge game is critical, ask Bryson what he thinks is harder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816181)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: laughsome legal warrant

I am the fucking perfect person to answer in this thread. I started golf very recently and have posted about it on here many times.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816193)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

then you have been badly misled and you should be listening to me right now, gir is not a stat for beginner golfers to give a fuck about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816205)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: laughsome legal warrant

Look, I have not been misled by anyone.

I am telling you how things are as a new player of golf. I posted the recent thread about getting an 88 on my first ever round playing 18 holes (you probably posted in that thread, and full disclosure my best score since then is +11 over nine). I'll be playing either dyker beach or a long island course this weekend and will update the board.

As a beginner, being able to get the ball in play off the tee is way, way more important (both to your fun had in general and your overall score) than putting 2x vs 3x per hole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816243)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

lol, ok dood now you're just lying through your teeth, and if you did indeed shoot 11 over through 9 you were either missing greens and then....needing to chip to save your score or 3 putting despite being magically good enough to hit every approach shot, in either event you're a retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816247)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: laughsome legal warrant

Brother I have lied about literally everything on here except in my golf and lacrosse threads. I have truthfully documented on here how bad I am at golf.

Again, OP isn't trying to reduce his score to a certain number. He is trying to play golf to have fun.

It's way more fun to be able to hit a straight drive 200+ yards then knock it towards the green than it is to chip and putt well when you're already ten shots in, which is what happens to most beginners who can't get off the tee.

Short game allows you to score well, but you literally cannot play the game unless you can get off the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816335)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

I said you should take lessons and then focus on the short game, I never said you shouldn't know how to hit the ball, but the critical point is you will suck with your irons for many many years no matter what you do and a 10 year old child can drive it 200

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816345)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: laughsome legal warrant

A ten year old can toe down chip then hit a ten foot putt too, and one mistake costs far more than the other.

Same way a 30 yard chip is always better than a 130 yard shot, no matter how "dialed in" your wedges are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816351)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

you're just wrong on so many levels I'm not sure where to start, most ten foot putts are missed by everyone, I think pros hit 50% around there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816362)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: laughsome legal warrant

That is what I'm saying.

A beginner won't go from 130 to ~90 (a fun, good non-golfer score) by improving their putting, when pros also suck from ten feet. They'll do it by keeping the ball in play off the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816883)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 11:57 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

no, they will do it from 50 yards and in, where most of their shots will take place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48817254)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel

The only argument would be that a passable short game is somewhat low hanging fruit for a beginner, compared to the long game that takes a lot more work, but agree that the typical advice to focus on short game is flame for most cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816095)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

every pro who I've ever seen asked this question says the same thing, if you think that you are dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816103)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: laughsome legal warrant

He's not trying to get from competent to scratch. He's trying to play golf for fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816115)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

and its a lot more fun when you don't triple bogey every single fucking hole because you can't get up and down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816119)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: laughsome legal warrant

It will take him seven shots to get to the green if he's not competent on the front end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816128)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

you can be terrible at golf and top a drive, duff and iron and still stick your third shot close enough to the green to be pitching

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816138)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel

Actual golf stats back up my position 100%. Average “golf pro” at whatever muni you’re at has no idea what they’re talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816132)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

I'm talking about John Daly and Tiger Woods type pros, your stats are only kept for elite players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816139)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel

Okay so you have no clue what you’re talking about AT ALL. Go google what Shotscope and Arccos are and then come back here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816164)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

I am literally quoting John Daly's advice to you moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816169)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel

Maybe John Daly doesn’t actually understand how the average golfers plays the game compared to companies that literally GPS track tens of thousands of players (across all skill levels) golf shots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816180)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

lol, ok bro, I guess we can ignore pretty much every piece of advice ever given by actual pros then, all of whom disagree with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816185)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel

When one source is a fat chain smoking alcoholic and the other is a company that tracks stats for all types of golfers (including 25+ HCPs) then yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816201)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: aromatic territorial brunch cuckold

my take on this is that ideally you should practice the shit out of chips, pitches, and partial wedge shots not only because it saves strokes around the green but also because it helps in to learning how to properly strike the ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816156)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

that too, most guys start out on the range with a wedge for this reason, you can feel your contact and what is going on much better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816168)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: laughsome legal warrant

You should do this because it's far easier to work on, and also it's a lot of fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816207)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

then why are you arguing with me above?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816214)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: laughsome legal warrant

You should do it but it's not as important for a beginner as knowing how to drive and hit irons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816254)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

jfc, you obviously have to do everything to play golf but fucking hell, the number of shots you take from each position matters so much more as a low level player and you will be chipping and putting a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816260)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: aromatic territorial brunch cuckold

yeah this was what earl woods said in his book “training a tiger” iirc.

that building from the short game up brings confidence and overall skill eventually. less frustrating, often rewarding even at early stages etc

he was talking about teaching kids but also applies to olds learning on they’re own

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816237)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: rebellious chest-beating shrine police squad

Yea who cares if it takes you 4 shots to get around the green as long as it only takes you 3 from the green surrounds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816079)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing crackhouse

You will lose more shots skulling chips over the green than topping drives 100 yards short, this is just a fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816087)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: scarlet frozen native

Agreed. If I was PGA pro level from within 30 yards of the hole I'd probably go from a 13 handicap to a 2. Even a scratch golfer short game would save me 5 or 6 shots a round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816210)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Seedy mauve stock car

Definitely spend as much money as you can on clubs and golf clothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816013)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: aromatic territorial brunch cuckold

tbh just pick something else. big golfmo and generally love it but i started as a kid and i was always decent at it. don’t get why anyone would want to start as an old and just suck unless they have nothing else they could possibly spend they’re time on.

what other hobbies do you already have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816023)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: laughsome legal warrant

Because it's fun to spend time outside with your friends in a quasi athletic activity where you can't get hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816037)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Milky rehab fat ankles

70% of pro golfers have chronic back pain. clearing the hips to generate power is exactly the opposite of what our spines were made for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816043)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: laughsome legal warrant

Recreational golf doesn't lead to those same injuries. Especially not when compared to the other more athletic options: basketball, skiing, tennis, contact sports like lacrosse or hockey. Jogging is probably more dangerous than golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816056)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: aromatic territorial brunch cuckold

yeah. golf is weird in that in can be played by unathletic olds but swinging with a relatively high swing speed isn’t easy at all.

didnt hit a ball and also didn’t lift or run at all for 14 or 15 months at one point in my 20s. hitting a bunch of drivers when i got back into was bizarrely tiring when i got back into it. the other two things it was like i barely took a break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816097)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: gay twinkling uncleanness den

pro golf is an actual grind. endless travel and weeks of 6 hour rounds you have to fight your way through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816270)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel

And they’re practicing several hours a day when they’re not at tournaments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816536)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: rebellious chest-beating shrine police squad

Because it’s a good excuse to spend 4 hours drinking with your bros outside.

Golf travel is also fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816096)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: aromatic territorial brunch cuckold

credited golf travel spots in your experience?

i don’t do it at all anymore except to bandon for a couple days once or twice a year plus a few trips to a club i’ve been a member at for a while. used to go all over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816121)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: spectacular jet-lagged laser beams

I tried to pick it up as an unathletic oldmo like 8 years ago and I still completely suck, despite taking lessons and playing all the time.

That said I really enjoy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816084)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Marvelous hall ratface

Men should not get into golf until:

(1) They have a long-established routine of doing real exercise (nearly) every day.

(2) They are already putting sufficient time and efforts into their existing family and friend relationships.

(3) They spend enough time with their spouse that she's not bitter about not spending enough time with you. (Or she just doesn't give a fuck, even better).

(4) They are professionally (reasonably) successful (or independently wealthy).

And they should only continue playing golf on the condition that none of the foregoing are materially adversely affected. by such playing of golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816228)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: gay twinkling uncleanness den

lol eat a cock. you should get into golf around 6-8 years old or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816263)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Slippery Talking Headpube Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816360)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Aquamarine Razzmatazz Chad Plaza

Mario Golf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816249)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: bipolar tank hunting ground

First step: Be disabled and/or old and cannot physically handle other sports



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816898)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: laughsome legal warrant

If anyone wants to meet me I'm playing at sunrise tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48816922)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: .....,,,,,...,,,,,..,.,,,,,.,,.


OP here. I ended up finding a coach and taking lessons for awhile. Lots of practice on the practice putting green and driving range.

I’ve got my first tee time today. I’ll be walking 9 holes. Obviously I will be terrible but gotta start somewhere. I’ll report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48926760)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


good luck, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48926767)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: .....,,,,,...,,,,,..,.,,,,,.,,.


Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48926802)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


180. don't take it too seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48926781)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: .....,,,,,...,,,,,..,.,,,,,.,,.


Update:

I played 9 holes. It was just myself and my golf instructor, so we were paired with two other guys (older Japanese dudes).

Yeah, I'm pretty terrible. I felt like I was a lot less consistent than when I'm on the driving range (maybe due to time pressure, the feeling of others watching me and maybe the difference in terrain like sometimes you're hitting the ball on a slight hill?). Felt like I struggled to really make solid contact for most shots and was topping the ball. And then I am slicing even when I do hit the ball well. I had to pick the ball in a couple instances when I was way behind the other players for time. Fairly discouraging overall.

That said, I still had fun. I walked the course so it was a nice workout. And I did make a few solid shots. E.g. I used a sand wedge to hit the ball from the rough about 30 yards up a hill and the ball landed within about 5 feet of the hole. Had some great putts. The group we were with was also very friendly and encouraging, so that was good.

Frankly I have to agree with the poaster above who said that hitting the ball consistently with the driver and irons is more important (at this stage) than the short game for fun. It's frustrating af when I can only hit the ball 1/3 the distance of the other players and they all have to wait for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48934812)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: .....,,,,,...,,,,,..,.,,,,,.,,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48935115)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

you need to get good enough to reliably advance the ball but that is not hard to do, after that my advice above is spot on, you are not going to get good at hitting irons for years and years and your driver will be a problem until you die, you could learn to get up and down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702386&forum_id=2...id.#48935149)