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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Geriatric Hot Lodge
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Seedy shrine international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Flushed Pit
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
smoky space organic girlfriend
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Obsidian private investor plaza
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Ungodly electric sanctuary
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Bateful Soggy Whorehouse
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
coiffed menage
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Mauve mentally impaired hissy fit
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Vibrant scarlet sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Aromatic Step-uncle's House Pervert
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Hairraiser gaming laptop
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Sadistic opaque cruise ship ceo
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Magical parlour party of the first part
  06/30/25
cr
Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Mauve mentally impaired hissy fit
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
marvelous fighting orchestra pit striped hyena
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Hairraiser gaming laptop
  06/30/25
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Shaky business firm fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Aromatic Step-uncle's House Pervert
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Magical parlour party of the first part
  06/30/25
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mewling school cafeteria
  07/01/25
*bussy
Twinkling violent trailer park
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Ungodly electric sanctuary
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
contagious black dog poop half-breed
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
honey-headed submissive dysfunction
  06/30/25
fuck
Aromatic Step-uncle's House Pervert
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
contagious black dog poop half-breed
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Geriatric Hot Lodge
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Aromatic Step-uncle's House Pervert
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
marvelous fighting orchestra pit striped hyena
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker
  06/30/25
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dark theater old irish cottage
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
stirring ratface
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Cheese-eating Rehab Rigor
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
180 clear alpha
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Cheese-eating Rehab Rigor
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Shaky business firm fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Cheese-eating Rehab Rigor
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Passionate federal chapel faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
thirsty umber fat ankles multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
judgmental range boiling water
  06/30/25
tcr
Shaky business firm fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
just jump
big police squad area
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker
  06/30/25
...
misunderstood home
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Lascivious Senate Idiot
  06/30/25
wow
Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
provocative brindle den
  06/30/25
JFC man
Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
coiffed menage
  06/30/25
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big police squad area
  06/30/25
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Aromatic Step-uncle's House Pervert
  06/30/25
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Hairraiser gaming laptop
  06/30/25
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Aphrodisiac house
  06/30/25
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Supple Navy Site Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
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thirsty umber fat ankles multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
judgmental range boiling water
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
stirring ratface
  06/30/25
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Underhanded Base
  07/01/25
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mewling school cafeteria
  07/01/25
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vivacious dilemma shitlib
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Maroon Glittery Principal's Office Genital Piercing
  07/01/25
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Saffron People Who Are Hurt
  07/01/25
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Flushed Pit
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Obsidian private investor plaza
  06/30/25
bro
Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker
  06/30/25
...
judgmental range boiling water
  06/30/25
lol
Shaky business firm fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
...
wonderful church legend
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Narrow-minded Sound Barrier
  06/30/25
jfc
Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Mauve mentally impaired hissy fit
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Aphrodisiac house
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Supple Navy Site Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Shaky business firm fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Narrow-minded Sound Barrier
  07/01/25
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180 clear alpha
  07/01/25
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Supple Navy Site Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Saffron People Who Are Hurt
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
startling motley market
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
marvelous fighting orchestra pit striped hyena
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Aromatic Step-uncle's House Pervert
  06/30/25
...
Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker
  07/01/25
...
heady foreskin nibblets
  07/01/25
lol
Shaky business firm fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
...
big police squad area
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Lavender abusive kitty roast beef
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Nubile Mediation
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
galvanic citrine knife water buffalo
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Slate Irate Address Double Fault
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
exciting boltzmann
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
heady foreskin nibblets
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
hairless comical stage
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Shaky business firm fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
...
Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
mewling school cafeteria
  07/01/25
😟
charcoal resort
  07/01/25
...
Impertinent tattoo public bath
  07/01/25
holy shit
Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
heady foreskin nibblets
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
appetizing rebellious meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Saffron People Who Are Hurt
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Ungodly electric sanctuary
  07/01/25
...
Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Saffron People Who Are Hurt
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Saffron People Who Are Hurt
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Lascivious Senate Idiot
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Ungodly electric sanctuary
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Hideous halford church building
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
mewling school cafeteria
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Exhilarant casino mood
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker
  07/06/25
...
Lascivious Senate Idiot
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Laughsome peach forum chad
  07/06/25
...
Supple Navy Site Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/06/25
lol
Shaky business firm fortuitous meteor
  07/07/25
wow
Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Geriatric Hot Lodge

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Seedy shrine international law enforcement agency

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Flushed Pit

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: smoky space organic girlfriend

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Obsidian private investor plaza

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Ungodly electric sanctuary

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Bateful Soggy Whorehouse

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: coiffed menage

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Mauve mentally impaired hissy fit

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Vibrant scarlet sweet tailpipe

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Aromatic Step-uncle's House Pervert

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Hairraiser gaming laptop

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Sadistic opaque cruise ship ceo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Magical parlour party of the first part

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Mauve mentally impaired hissy fit

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: marvelous fighting orchestra pit striped hyena

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Hairraiser gaming laptop

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Shaky business firm fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Aromatic Step-uncle's House Pervert

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Magical parlour party of the first part

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: mewling school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Twinkling violent trailer park

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Ungodly electric sanctuary

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: contagious black dog poop half-breed

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: honey-headed submissive dysfunction

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Aromatic Step-uncle's House Pervert

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: contagious black dog poop half-breed

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Geriatric Hot Lodge

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Aromatic Step-uncle's House Pervert

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: marvelous fighting orchestra pit striped hyena

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: dark theater old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: stirring ratface

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Rehab Rigor

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: 180 clear alpha

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Rehab Rigor

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Shaky business firm fortuitous meteor

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Rehab Rigor

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Passionate federal chapel faggot firefighter

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: thirsty umber fat ankles multi-billionaire

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: judgmental range boiling water

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Shaky business firm fortuitous meteor

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: big police squad area

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: misunderstood home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Lascivious Senate Idiot

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: provocative brindle den

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: coiffed menage

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: big police squad area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Aromatic Step-uncle's House Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Supple Navy Site Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: thirsty umber fat ankles multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: judgmental range boiling water

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: stirring ratface

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Underhanded Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: mewling school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: vivacious dilemma shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Maroon Glittery Principal's Office Genital Piercing

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Saffron People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Flushed Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Obsidian private investor plaza

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: judgmental range boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Shaky business firm fortuitous meteor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: wonderful church legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Sound Barrier

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Mauve mentally impaired hissy fit

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac house

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Supple Navy Site Twinkling Uncleanness

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Shaky business firm fortuitous meteor

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Sound Barrier

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: 180 clear alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Supple Navy Site Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Saffron People Who Are Hurt

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: startling motley market

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: marvelous fighting orchestra pit striped hyena

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Aromatic Step-uncle's House Pervert

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: heady foreskin nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Shaky business firm fortuitous meteor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: big police squad area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Lavender abusive kitty roast beef

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Nubile Mediation

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: galvanic citrine knife water buffalo

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Slate Irate Address Double Fault

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: exciting boltzmann

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: heady foreskin nibblets

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: hairless comical stage

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Shaky business firm fortuitous meteor

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: mewling school cafeteria

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: charcoal resort

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Impertinent tattoo public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: heady foreskin nibblets

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: appetizing rebellious meetinghouse

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Saffron People Who Are Hurt

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Ungodly electric sanctuary

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Saffron People Who Are Hurt

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Saffron People Who Are Hurt

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Lascivious Senate Idiot

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Ungodly electric sanctuary

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Hideous halford church building

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: mewling school cafeteria

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant casino mood

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Lascivious Senate Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Laughsome peach forum chad

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Supple Navy Site Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Shaky business firm fortuitous meteor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doctorate Windowlicker

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)