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Why is it so hard to get my dick inside of pussy

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Razzmatazz Canary Newt
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Razzmatazz Canary Newt
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are you on the spectrum brother
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Shut up, queer
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Lol he wrote the clique theory aspie manifesto , so what do ...
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What position? Missionary is the hardest, why not try doggy?...
Arrogant piazza
  10/18/19
All suck equally imho
Razzmatazz Canary Newt
  10/18/19
Something's wrong with you then. Doggy goes so deep it can h...
Arrogant piazza
  10/18/19
"Missionary is the hardest" lmao
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Often the pussy is seemingly under the woman, like it mas as...
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180 bearded pozpig property
  10/18/19
The inside of pussies are also angled slightly and not strai...
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  11/28/19
It's your responsibility to position the chick how you want ...
Seedy Coiffed Theatre
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Hardest for men with dicks that aren't very big or hard enou...
Arrogant piazza
  10/18/19
Cr Easily easiest
vengeful field milk
  12/26/20
1. Pussy is too tight compared to the size of my dick (which...
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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:06 AM Author: cowgod(web.archiv...
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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:42 PM Author: cowgod (web.archi...
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how the fuck did cavemen figure out that the penis goes into...
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cavemen reproduced through oral sex
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it's true, Mel Gibson depicted the transitional phase in Apo...
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Fornicators and Sodomites
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This happened to me Monday due to cocaine and booze. I was t...
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Need more details
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i was in LA for work and hung out with this stripper that my...
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you went down on a STRIPPER? Are you looking to get throat c...
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that is not likely to happen for YEARS
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Sounds awesome. Can we trade lives?
180 bearded pozpig property
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sure thing man, I always wanted to know how to play an instr...
self-centered big-titted house
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Hanging out with her again next Friday, brothers
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Can I just show up? You could prob seamlessly play my role i...
180 bearded pozpig property
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don't I have to gain 75-150 lbs though? and don't you have t...
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Current Woman has a rape fetish or something and won't do fo...
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jfc straightmos
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I just came.
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You have to spit on your hand and lube things yourself, geni...
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probably the best thread of the day so far
Turquoise Very Tactful Patrolman
  10/18/19
It's easier when they aren't trying to escape/fight back.
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i have people to do this for me
flushed wild hell
  10/18/19
What does that job pay?
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  10/20/19
1/2 of all my earnings in perpetuity
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this is peak cowgod
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Wait your shoe size is *seventeen*
flushed wild hell
  11/28/19
Yeah which means my dick size (7``) is a disappointment. Dic...
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  11/28/19
How tall are you?
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I ask myself this every day, man.
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This is because she isn’t turned on by you
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I still find this a problem.
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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Canary Newt
Subject: cowgod

This might actually be a small dick problem, a long dick could just poke from any distance and eventually gain entry. Angle matters more the smaller a dick is. My dick is 7`` btw, shoe size is 17 so my dick is undersized by that standard and probably below average imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2...id.#38994442)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Canary Newt



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: Jet-lagged concupiscible preventive strike crackhouse

are you on the spectrum brother

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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:04 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Canary Newt

Shut up, queer

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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:02 AM
Author: Multi-colored cuckold



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:19 PM
Author: Curious Faggot Firefighter



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: Jet-lagged concupiscible preventive strike crackhouse

fuck you faggot

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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:55 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2019 11:09 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:45 PM
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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:47 PM
Author: flickering outnumbered meetinghouse

Happy Thanksgiving!

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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:03 PM
Author: Grizzly Abnormal Lodge Juggernaut



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: vengeful field milk

Wtf Luis

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Date: November 28th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: bat shit crazy keepsake machete



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: yapping irradiated international law enforcement agency



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:47 PM
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Date: December 13th, 2019 6:35 PM
Author: excitant olive azn



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Date: December 13th, 2019 6:56 PM
Author: Big mischievous center



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:03 PM
Author: Seedy Coiffed Theatre

absolutely devastating

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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: Stimulating saffron ticket booth travel guidebook



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: Diverse hot chad

Lol

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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: vengeful field milk



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:03 PM
Author: 180 bearded pozpig property



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:57 PM
Author: Azure heady library

Lol he wrote the clique theory aspie manifesto , so what do you think?

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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: Arrogant piazza

What position? Missionary is the hardest, why not try doggy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2...id.#38994499)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Canary Newt

All suck equally imho

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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: Arrogant piazza

Something's wrong with you then. Doggy goes so deep it can hurt. You just dont get hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2...id.#38994536)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:33 AM
Author: aquamarine church building therapy

"Missionary is the hardest"

lmao

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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:51 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Canary Newt

Often the pussy is seemingly under the woman, like it mas as well be the asshole. IIRC length of taint is a sign of virility in men, maybe it varies between Women idk.

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Date: October 18th, 2019 8:06 AM
Author: 180 bearded pozpig property



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: adulterous ivory digit ratio

The inside of pussies are also angled slightly and not straight-on. If you try to ram it in head-on- depending on the angle and her body structure- you might not get far. Obviously if your dick is small its more likely to slip out, but extreme issues are probably due to angle.

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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:09 PM
Author: Seedy Coiffed Theatre

It's your responsibility to position the chick how you want so you can violate her holds. Push her legs back and pull her ass up. Your pelvic bone should be smashed up against hers and your cock should be buried inside her to the hilt. Fold a pillow in half so that it's doubled up and stick it under her ass if you want. Sex is much much better if you take charge of things a bit so that you have a solid mechanical position from which to truly demolish the chick. And the chick will appreciate it too. Most chicks do not have a clue what they're doing in bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2...id.#39262130)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:51 PM
Author: Arrogant piazza

Hardest for men with dicks that aren't very big or hard enough. Not sure why you're laughing about this, retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2...id.#38996905)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: vengeful field milk

Cr

Easily easiest

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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:06 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Canary Newt

1. Pussy is too tight compared to the size of my dick (which is small imho)

2. This, combined with the Angle of pussy, is a disaster imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2...id.#38994529)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:09 AM
Author: Brass Thriller Cruise Ship Generalized Bond

Date: October 18th, 2019 12:06 AM

Author: cowgod(web.archive.org/web/20181230045958/http://www.cliquetheory.com)

1. Pussy is too tight compared to the size of my dick (which is small imho)

2. This, combined with the Angle of pussy, is a disaster imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2...id.#38994543)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: vengeful field milk



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:08 AM
Author: Brass Thriller Cruise Ship Generalized Bond

Date: October 17th, 2019 11:42 PM

Author: cowgod (web.archive.org/web/20181230045958/http://www.cliquetheory.com)

This might actually be a small dick problem, a long dick could just poke from any distance and eventually gain entry. Angle matters more the smaller a dick is. My dick is 7`` btw, shoe size is 17 so my dick is undersized by that standard and probably below average imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2...id.#38994542)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:36 AM
Author: Cracking Dun Shitlib

how the fuck did cavemen figure out that the penis goes into vagina, its the most hidden orifice

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Date: October 18th, 2019 6:55 AM
Author: Big mischievous center

cavemen reproduced through oral sex

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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:04 PM
Author: 180 bearded pozpig property



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:18 PM
Author: Idiotic onyx puppy

it's true, Mel Gibson depicted the transitional phase in Apocalypto

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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:07 PM
Author: Abusive rusted locale blood rage

Fornicators and Sodomites

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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:14 AM
Author: self-centered big-titted house

This happened to me Monday due to cocaine and booze. I was trying to mash my half-erect “penis” inside of a vag

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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:27 AM
Author: 180 bearded pozpig property

Need more details

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Date: October 18th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: self-centered big-titted house

i was in LA for work and hung out with this stripper that my partner and client always hang out with. this time we were alone. she brought coke and then I tried to mash my limp pee pee into her. didn't work but she did successfully blow me. I went down on her twice.

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Date: October 18th, 2019 9:07 AM
Author: Odious Misanthropic Theater

you went down on a STRIPPER? Are you looking to get throat cancer?

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Date: October 18th, 2019 9:23 AM
Author: self-centered big-titted house

that is not likely to happen for YEARS

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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:50 PM
Author: infuriating charcoal site



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:18 PM
Author: 180 bearded pozpig property

Sounds awesome. Can we trade lives?

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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: self-centered big-titted house

sure thing man, I always wanted to know how to play an instrument

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Date: October 19th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: self-centered big-titted house

Hanging out with her again next Friday, brothers

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Date: October 20th, 2019 3:55 AM
Author: 180 bearded pozpig property

Can I just show up? You could prob seamlessly play my role in my house. I don't think anyone would notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2...id.#39002403)



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Date: October 20th, 2019 11:11 AM
Author: self-centered big-titted house

don't I have to gain 75-150 lbs though? and don't you have to lose that much?

I don't know if we can pull this off.

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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:30 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Canary Newt

Current Woman has a rape fetish or something and won't do foreplay. Obviously a slip-n-slide would work better for entry. My phenotype is insufficient to generate slime, need proper foreplay imho. How do rapists do it? Do they have bigger dicks? Or sometimes smaller dicks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2...id.#38995025)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:33 AM
Author: Insane hairraiser round eye

jfc straightmos

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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:34 AM
Author: aquamarine church building therapy

Do you not get hard from putting a knife to her neck, ripping her clothes off with our other hand and telling her to stop crying? I'm at full mast over here just thinking about it.

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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:44 AM
Author: Big mischievous center

cr just punch her in the face a few times and you're both guaranteed to be in the mood

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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:47 PM
Author: Turquoise Very Tactful Patrolman



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:09 PM
Author: Abusive rusted locale blood rage

I just came.

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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:10 PM
Author: Seedy Coiffed Theatre

You have to spit on your hand and lube things yourself, genius

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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:47 PM
Author: Turquoise Very Tactful Patrolman

probably the best thread of the day so far

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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: Blathering ruby gas station

It's easier when they aren't trying to escape/fight back.

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Date: October 18th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: flushed wild hell

i have people to do this for me

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Date: October 20th, 2019 3:58 AM
Author: 180 bearded pozpig property

What does that job pay?

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Date: October 20th, 2019 11:07 AM
Author: flushed wild hell

1/2 of all my earnings in perpetuity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2...id.#39002993)



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Date: November 19th, 2019 7:37 PM
Author: Territorial salmon shrine

this is peak cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2...id.#39141811)



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Date: November 19th, 2019 7:37 PM
Author: Big mischievous center



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:45 PM
Author: bat shit crazy keepsake machete



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Date: November 19th, 2019 7:38 PM
Author: Maroon Adventurous Parlour Legal Warrant

because you're a creep and anyone can see and smell it on you from a mile away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2...id.#39141818)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:50 PM
Author: flickering outnumbered meetinghouse

*adjusts XO autism leaderboard to put CowGod in first place *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2...id.#39185868)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:00 PM
Author: Glittery useless point



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:23 PM
Author: flushed wild hell

Wait your shoe size is *seventeen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2...id.#39185954)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Canary Newt

Yeah which means my dick size (7``) is a disappointment. Dick size is suppose dto be 1/2 of shoe size.

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Date: November 28th, 2019 2:04 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle water buffalo

How tall are you?

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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:38 PM
Author: Navy trailer park

Cowgod has become the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2...id.#39186005)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Canary Newt



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Date: November 28th, 2019 2:18 PM
Author: Cracking Dun Shitlib



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: garnet erotic area



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: Bearded Jew Lay

He's making a strong play for Most Improved Poaster at MPM 2019

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2...id.#39188042)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 10:15 PM
Author: house-broken theater stage immigrant



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:12 PM
Author: chrome swashbuckling filthpig mental disorder

I ask myself this every day, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2...id.#39262148)



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: transparent nubile box office mother

This is because she isn’t turned on by you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2...id.#39262200)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: Trip set

One word: Astroglide. Curing dry pussy since 1977 when it was invented by NASA (or a contractor). Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2...id.#41621646)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Situational Awareness Bear



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Date: July 31st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero

cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2...id.#50038095)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Situational Awareness Bear



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Date: August 1st, 2026 8:23 AM
Author: cowgod

I still find this a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2...id.#50038655)