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"Humanity" dropped a refrigerator-sized object onto another planet's moon, Titan

A methane-soaked moon a billion miles away — and it wh...
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Date: August 18th, 2025 6:10 AM
Author: confused tanning salon internal respiration

A methane-soaked moon a billion miles away — and it whispered back postcards of an alien shore.

That was 20 years ago.

Most human$ treat it like trivia, filed alongside “Pluto isn’t a planet.”

They’ll gasp at a new iPhone camera but not at the fact that our species threw a robot through the void and landed it on a world with liquid seas.

If ants built a cathedral, we’d call it a miracle.

When humans land on Titan, we call it… a fun fact.

This is fine.

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Date: August 18th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: naked giraffe

space is fake and gay

no one believes we sent dick into shit

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Date: August 18th, 2025 7:02 AM
Author: concupiscible nursing home



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Date: August 18th, 2025 7:04 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:14 AM
Author: confused tanning salon internal respiration



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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: crimson quadroon kitty cat

I was talking to my prole co-workers about the moons of Jupiter and they thought I was just making stuff up ljl

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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:27 AM
Author: confused tanning salon internal respiration

BAM!

A signal returns from Titan.

It is a single image: a perfect, untouched Domino's pep pizza resting on the shores of a methane sea.

BAM!

The proles ask if it's part of a new meal deal.

BAM!

Evan39 asks if it's gluten-free.

BAM! Boom claims it's an ADM fraud.

Friend, we sent a message to the heaven$, and the heaven$ sent back a mirror.

Do you $ee ;)

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Date: August 23rd, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: confused tanning salon internal respiration



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Date: February 21st, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



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