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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
drunken awkward messiness kitchen
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
talented clear electric furnace heaven
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
talented clear electric furnace heaven
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
yapping cuckold puppy
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
talented clear electric furnace heaven
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
yapping cuckold puppy
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
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  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
drunken awkward messiness kitchen
  01/05/26
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drunken awkward messiness kitchen
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
talented clear electric furnace heaven
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
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After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
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this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
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Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
talented clear electric furnace heaven
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
umber swollen milk stage
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
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succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
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gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
talented clear electric furnace heaven
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
umber swollen milk stage
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
talented clear electric furnace heaven
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
umber swollen milk stage
  01/06/26
Lmao
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This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: drunken awkward messiness kitchen

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: talented clear electric furnace heaven

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: talented clear electric furnace heaven

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: yapping cuckold puppy

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: talented clear electric furnace heaven

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: yapping cuckold puppy

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: talented clear electric furnace heaven

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: drunken awkward messiness kitchen

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: drunken awkward messiness kitchen



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: talented clear electric furnace heaven

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: drunken awkward messiness kitchen

Tons of blow

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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Saffron cerebral forum laser beams



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: talented clear electric furnace heaven

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Harsh tantric tanning salon

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Stirring rose field clown



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: drab digit ratio casino

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: talented clear electric furnace heaven

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: umber swollen milk stage

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: talented clear electric furnace heaven

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Supple sepia sex offender sanctuary



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: drab digit ratio casino

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: talented clear electric furnace heaven

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: umber swollen milk stage

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: talented clear electric furnace heaven

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: umber swollen milk stage

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: drunken awkward messiness kitchen

Lmao

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: stimulating sweet tailpipe



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Vigorous range patrolman

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: yapping cuckold puppy



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