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Protip the average lifespan of someone in hospice is 48 hours

they always think they have two weeks. The family thinks it ...
Rusted deep masturbator depressive
  01/12/26
Jimmy Carter was in "hospice" for like two years.
salmon stag film
  01/12/26
Yeah that was insane, but that's super rare. He was also sur...
Rusted deep masturbator depressive
  01/13/26
they recommend hospice when u have 6 months to live. but may...
green french property cuck
  01/12/26
In order for you go there, a physician has to certify that y...
Rusted deep masturbator depressive
  01/13/26
oh i am all too familiar with hospice, alas
green french property cuck
  01/13/26
My bad
Rusted deep masturbator depressive
  01/13/26
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pearl parlour clown
  01/13/26
Shoulda listened to NSAM!
Rusted deep masturbator depressive
  01/13/26


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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Rusted deep masturbator depressive

they always think they have two weeks. The family thinks it will be a month of a hell, then all of a sudden it's over and people can move on

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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: salmon stag film

Jimmy Carter was in "hospice" for like two years.

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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Rusted deep masturbator depressive

Yeah that was insane, but that's super rare. He was also surrounded by a ton of family though so he was taking in food and fluids. Most folks at that stage will not eat or drink from a stranger's hands

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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: green french property cuck

they recommend hospice when u have 6 months to live. but maybe people wait. they are quite accurate with predicting death, tho, because it follows a pattern.

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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: Rusted deep masturbator depressive

In order for you go there, a physician has to certify that you're a lost cause and that you qualify for unlimited opiates. You wouldn't believe how much juice they give folks who go home without an IV. They send you home with a huge jug of syrup AND you can get it refilled like the next day. Savvy family members will get it refilled so they have something to sip on after you die

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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: green french property cuck

oh i am all too familiar with hospice, alas

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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:20 AM
Author: Rusted deep masturbator depressive

My bad

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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:40 AM
Author: pearl parlour clown



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Rusted deep masturbator depressive

Shoulda listened to NSAM!

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