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OFFICIAL FAST FOOD RANKINGS
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:31 AM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house please don't bother contesting this. as the title clearly states this list is official. taking 180s and blank bumps only.
Bonchon Five Guys Chick-Fil-A Popeyes Krispy Kreme Bojangles Zaxby's Whataburger Chipotle Shake Shack Baja Fresh Qdoba In-And-Out Del Taco Wendy's Moe's Checkers/Rally's Jack in the Box Taco Bell McDonalds Panda Express Arby's White Castle Sonic Hardee's/Carl's Jr. Dairy Queen Jersey Mikes Johnny Rockets Sbarros Salad Works KFC Church's Dominos Papa Johns Cheeburger Cheeburger Pizza Hut Dunkin Donuts Little Caesars Tudor's Biscuit World Jimmy John's Burger King Subway |
Date: April 6th, 2023 10:34 AM Author: fishy diverse cuckold Bonchon, while solidly 177, is not fast food but counter casual. It's also around $30 a plate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151468) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:36 AM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house i was originally going to create an official "fast food" versus "counter casual" list, but then decided to just make an official fast food rankings. the judges have taken price:quality ratio into consideration in the rankings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151474) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:37 AM Author: self-absorbed dilemma Five Guys isn't fast food either
"Hey guise here's my fast food rankings!"
*first two entries aren't even fast food* |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:43 AM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house there's no way objectively delineate between fast food and fast casual places. price has been taken into consideration in the rankings. as a reminder, this is the official fast food rankings list and the results cannot be contested. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151513) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:37 AM Author: fishy diverse cuckold Are you sure I can't contest this list EDIT: Fuck you I'm contesting the list |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:41 AM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house don't make me tap the sign (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151503) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:38 AM Author: wonderful knife spot i second teh objection. no real problems wiht your list except krispy kreme which isn't "fast food". isn't even food really just some fried chemicals |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:40 AM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house how stupid of me to not consider that krispy kreme is fried chemicals while all the other establishments on this list feature organic farm-to-table american goodness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151497) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:42 AM Author: mustard ticket booth patrolman lolled at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151507) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:59 AM Author: fishy diverse cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151590) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:41 AM Author: Exhilarant dragon nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151827) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:17 PM Author: Ultramarine Macaca Police Squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46153255) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:27 PM Author: passionate buck-toothed roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46153314) |
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Date: August 12th, 2023 7:35 AM Author: Fragrant Potus Principal's Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46660027) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2023 2:24 PM Author: Sick hateful fortuitous meteor hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#47202583) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 3:39 PM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#48357064) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:36 AM Author: Mauve violent house filthpig Nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151479) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:40 AM Author: Pink charismatic space circlehead literally just scrolled down to make sure subway was last. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151495) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:40 AM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151501) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:43 AM Author: mustard ticket booth patrolman a Wendy’s Dave’s Double once in a while is 180, the rest is all SPS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151512) |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 6:22 PM Author: passionate buck-toothed roast beef Are you unfamiliar with the spicy chicken sandwich? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46158271) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:45 AM Author: Dashing nowag IN MY NOT SO HUMBLE OPINION, THESE HERE BE THE TOP TEN FAST FOOD JOINTS:
1) QUIZNOS 2) TACO BELL 3) ZAXBY'S 4) MCDONALDS 5) POTBELLY SANDWICH WORKS 6) JAMBA JUICE 7) A&W RESTAURANTS 8) SUBWAY 9) JOLLIBEE 10) ARBY'S
FIVE GUYS BURGER AND FRIES NOT IN TOP THOUSAND. |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:59 AM Author: fishy diverse cuckold Five Guys is truly sloppa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151591) |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 1:50 AM Author: floppy sepia rigpig LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46155468) |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 6:06 PM Author: lilac zombie-like church I thought quiznos went out of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46158222) |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 6:12 PM Author: Dashing nowag GOING LONG GOING STRONG, MELVIN:
https://www.quiznos.com |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:46 AM Author: fishy diverse cuckold Subject: REAL LIST Chick-Fil-A
Popeyes
In-And-Out
Raising Canes
Zaxby's
Wendy's
Panda Express
Little Caesars
Del Taco
Checkers/Rally's
Jack in the Box
Taco Bell
Arby's
Pizza Hut
White Castle
Sonic
Hardee's/Carl's Jr.
Dairy Queen
Church's
Bojangles
Baja Fresh
Tudor's Biscuit World
Dominos
Papa Johns
Whataburger
McDonalds
Burger King
Subway
KFC |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:43 PM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house egregious bojangles trolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46153073) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:59 PM Author: fishy diverse cuckold Popeyes blows all other fried chicken out of the water. Only KFC is truly inedible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46153153) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:02 PM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house cr but you've got Bojangles (2nd only to popeyes) below CHURCHES and even PIZZA HUT!
this is why the official list could not be challenged. you're disseminating dangerous misinformation here. |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:17 PM Author: fishy diverse cuckold Pizza Hut is CR brother you've been psyoped by Jews to hate the deep dish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46153254) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:21 PM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house this is dangerous malinformation and the officials are going to be cracking down on it. everyone knows the glory days of pizza hut are long gone, as evidenced of former pizza hut restaurants with the easily identifiable roof being used for other businesses dotting the suburbs of every city in america. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46153276) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:26 PM Author: Dashing nowag they are terrible now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46153309) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:55 AM Author: azure station coffee pot honest question: do you guys actually eat this stuff?
i can understand hitting up chick-fil-a or in-n-out every once in a while on a road trip or something, but what the fuck is a zaxby's? what kind of adult man is getting domino's pizza? |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:56 AM Author: Dashing nowag Zaxby's are absolutely craveable chicken, zalads & zappetizers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151571) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:00 AM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house 1) zaxby's rocks. i remember there used to be a 180 poaster here named chicken tenders with zax sauce or something.
2) please note that all of the fast food pizza restaurants are ranked quite low. |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:56 AM Author: motley gaming laptop smells like duck sauce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151569) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:58 AM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house nearly ranked bonchon second to avoid this accusation, but my integrity compelled me to give it the crown despite the accusations of being a gook that would surely come from it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151588) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:59 AM Author: fuchsia legal warrant gay wizard Does Baja Fresh still exist? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151592) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:01 AM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qfC3YV0_rM&ab_channel=TomCook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151599) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:01 AM Author: boyish locale philosopher-king you have 30 minutes to put panda express as number 1. i am heading to your location with a knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151600) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:10 AM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house i've only gone a couple times, only because of xo memes, and i really don't see the appeal versus a real local chinkslop shop. if you want orange chicken why not go to some local chinkslop place that offers the same thing at much higher quality for the same price? it's the same reason why the sandwich and pizza places fared so poorly. what kind of person is going to subway versus a local sandwich shop? what kind of person is going pizza hut versus a local pizza joint? the only excuse for ever patronizing either one of these places is you're getting gas at in interstate rest stop and they are your only choices. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151644) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:11 AM Author: fishy diverse cuckold The same reason you go to Little Caesers to pick up a hot n ready for 5 bucks instead of ordering a pie from Dominos and waiting a half hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151656) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:16 AM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house little ceasars has it's places as inedible cardboard pizza for dirt cheap and available immediately, sure. and i guess the "appeal" of panda express is that the food is already prepared, which is why it has it's place as a quick meal at an interstate highway rest stop.
but what is the point of your local neighborhood panda express? why would anyone ever order online and drive to go pick it up? or get it delivered? when you can get far better chinkslop from a local chinkslop place made by a genuine chink for the same price? |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:17 AM Author: fishy diverse cuckold I've never gotten Panda Express outside of roadtrip conditions, but as a fast way to get chink food it's not bad
It's like saying why go to dominos when real NY slices exist |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:23 AM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house the fact you've never gotten it outside of roadtrip conditions is exactly what i'm talking about.
dominos vs. real pizza: there is something "different" and nostalgic about shitty national fast food pizza. it's like saying "why get a big mac over a real burger?" or even "why get a burger when you can have a steak?" it's like little debbie versus homemade sweet treats. there's just something about that plastic ultra processed slop that hits different frfr.
meanwhile panda express is just a pale imitation of real chinkslop. there's not nostalgic mass market shittyness to justify getting it over real chinkslop. it's only appeal is the convenience of being premade. but then why the fuck would anyone get it delivered or order ahead and get it carryout? why would anyone ever PLAN to go there? |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:27 AM Author: fishy diverse cuckold The whole point of fast food is that no one "plans" to go there
This is why I object to fast casual restaurants being included |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:31 AM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house chipotle is served cafeteria style and is generally considered the quintessential "fast casual" restaurant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151764) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:40 AM Author: Dashing nowag "fast casual" is a meaningless marketing term to distance 'upscale' fast food joints from 'fast food'. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151819) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:49 AM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house cr that's why i ranked them all in the same list.
there is certainly difference in quality and price amongst the fast food places, but it's still fast food, even if you're serving a better and more expensive burger. |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:33 AM Author: Dashing nowag chinkslop joint I used to go to would get my order out in 2 minutes. Stir frying is a quick cooking method and the rice is pre-cooked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151777) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:36 AM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house yeah i didn't want to delve into how much faster panda express is from other chinkslop joints, but i don't think you have to wait too long at any of them and they should still be considered "fast food" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151790) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: azure station coffee pot my place DELIVERS to work in under ten minutes, i swear they cook that shit on the back of the bike while driving (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151805) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:40 AM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house fuck if i didn't treat myself to chick-fil-a this morning i'd be getting some chinkslop right now. maybe tomorrow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151815) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:33 AM Author: Electric Bearded Lodge McDonalds is King (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151771) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 12:16 PM Author: boyish locale philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46152054) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:01 PM Author: stirring location national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46153163) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2023 8:25 PM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#47203895) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:45 AM Author: wonderful knife spot when passover ends, geno is going to be pissed off at this jollibees slight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151856) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:49 AM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house haven't had it yet but i'm gearing up to try soon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46151886) |
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Date: May 16th, 2023 3:57 PM Author: razzle-dazzle theater sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46319046) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:34 PM Author: Tantric crotch pisswyrm bonchon takes over 20 minutes to cook the chicken. I don't think you can consider that fast food in any sense of the term. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46153028) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:35 PM Author: alcoholic bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46153037) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:40 PM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house hmmm i've only ordered online and picked up. i didn't know it would take that long if you just walked in and ordered. this is a concerning development. however, i'd like to remind you that this is the OFFICIAL list, and challenging the list is strictly forbidden. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46153060) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:13 PM Author: Tantric crotch pisswyrm seems like the CDC ca 2020-present. you don't have a command of the basic facts yet insist on your credibility and authority. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46153226) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:19 PM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house the title explicitly says official friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46153265) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:01 PM Author: Yapping Multi-billionaire Jimmy John's and Dunkin underrated.
Sbarro and Arby's overrated. |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:07 PM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house jimmy john's and dunkin suffer from the problem that you can get real local sandwiches or donuts for approximately the same price.
arby's has a unique sandwich. there is nothing out there like a beef and cheddar with horsey sauce. their market sandwiches like the reuben are also good.
sbarro's maybe overrated. all mass market pizza is slop. there was one in my mall i was a mall rat at growing up.
but once again i must remind you that these rankings are OFFICIAL and cannot be criticized or challenged. |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 5:29 PM Author: Yapping Multi-billionaire Arby's take a hot game but their irl product is pure faeces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46158051) |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 5:31 PM Author: wonderful knife spot Lol at where you have Krispy Kreme you lying fraud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46158068) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:01 PM Author: stirring location national security agency You forgot Pollo Tropical. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46153164) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:08 PM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house dang that looks good.
is it basically a peruvian chicken chain? peruvian chicken is fucking 180. |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 3:54 PM Author: stirring location national security agency Yeah, I think so. I only at there once when I was at a business conference in Miami. It was good. There's also Nando's:
https://www.nandosperiperi.com/ |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 4:13 PM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house i've gone to nando's before!
indeed: very 180. not sure if big enough to make the list and i excluded whole chicken places (e.g. boston market) because they are somehow "different" than fast food.
but, i completely agree, very 180 and deserving of high ranking |
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Date: April 8th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: stirring location national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46159397) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:11 PM Author: indigo field boistinker Krystal is the bottom of the list. Even worse than Subway.
Jimmy Johns is better than the garbage tier pizza places. |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 1:54 AM Author: Sadistic brindle point really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46155475) |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 4:01 PM Author: fishy diverse cuckold Comment on the material differences between Krystal and White Castle's quality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46157621) |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 4:06 PM Author: indigo field boistinker it's hard to quantify but krystal is just a cut below in all ingredient quality, the restaurants themselves smell like shit, and the diarrhea the next morning is more urgent and uncomfortable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46157645) |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 6:15 PM Author: infuriating dun school cafeteria Zaxby's sucks now that they dropped insane sauce from the menu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46158253) |
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Date: May 16th, 2023 3:55 PM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house since fast food is a topic right now i figure some people needed to by reminded of the OFFICIAL RANKINGS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46319038) |
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Date: May 16th, 2023 3:56 PM Author: Dashing nowag this is the real official list:
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151516 |
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Date: May 16th, 2023 3:58 PM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house you clearly stated "opinion" there. it's fine, everyone is entitled to their opinion, but you can't call it "official". cooley isn't in the uswnr t14 just because they say so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#46319054) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house since it's mcdonalds day i'd like to remind everyone what the OFFICIAL fast food rankings are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#47202579) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2023 8:28 PM Author: Lake abode selfie Publix subs bought on the app /thread |
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Date: December 22nd, 2023 8:32 PM Author: Copper cowardly fanboi jew i've always been partial to taco john's but a nice classic roast beef from RB's is cr as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#47203934) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:50 PM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#47922283) |
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Date: October 21st, 2024 1:06 PM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#48222526) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:32 AM Author: laughsome step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#49102237) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:46 AM Author: zippy scarlet cumskin *ctrl+F "biscuitville"* *0/0*
this list is absolute fraud |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:49 AM Author: Electric Bearded Lodge Egregious omission of Long John Silver’s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2...id.#49102249) |