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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
opaque diverse immigrant abode
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park
  05/22/26
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Beady-eyed associate state
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Ebony hot mad cow disease temple
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Colt
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garnet demanding pocket flask range
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Idiotic voyeur party of the first part
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Talented flushed step-uncle's house rigor
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Aqua Disrespectful Space Black Woman
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Disco Fries
Excitant Zombie-like Circlehead
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Red sound barrier dragon
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
garnet demanding pocket flask range
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Lime irradiated lodge
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But she was old enough in dog years!
garnet demanding pocket flask range
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Beady-eyed associate state
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
garnet demanding pocket flask range
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
fiercely-loyal address
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
slap-happy plaza toilet seat
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
at-the-ready obsidian casino
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Talented flushed step-uncle's house rigor
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Excitant Zombie-like Circlehead
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
emerald church building police squad
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Talented flushed step-uncle's house rigor
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Red sound barrier dragon
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
opaque diverse immigrant abode
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Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
appetizing stage
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Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Swashbuckling Gas Station
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Beady-eyed associate state
  05/24/26
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Cracking mint karate
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Arrogant Pit
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
unhinged parlour
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Arrogant Pit
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Amazing 🐶
unhinged parlour
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Sticky national
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Arrogant Pit
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Olive titillating cuck
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park
  05/22/26
lol
opaque diverse immigrant abode
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
appetizing stage
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Primrose Volcanic Crater Messiness
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Primrose Volcanic Crater Messiness
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Link?
Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Primrose Volcanic Crater Messiness
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Frum Persian
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Primrose Volcanic Crater Messiness
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Multi-colored lavender candlestick maker
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Killself seems appropriate
sinister razzle-dazzle property
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
submissive stead puppy
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Shipley was asking for it.
Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park
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AI
Excitant Zombie-like Circlehead
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Beady-eyed associate state
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Disturbing box office love of her life
  05/25/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49963539)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: sepia splenetic hell twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: opaque diverse immigrant abode

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed associate state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Ebony hot mad cow disease temple

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: garnet demanding pocket flask range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Idiotic voyeur party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Talented flushed step-uncle's house rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Aqua Disrespectful Space Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Excitant Zombie-like Circlehead

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Red sound barrier dragon

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: garnet demanding pocket flask range

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Lime irradiated lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: garnet demanding pocket flask range

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed associate state

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: garnet demanding pocket flask range

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal address

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: slap-happy plaza toilet seat

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: at-the-ready obsidian casino

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Talented flushed step-uncle's house rigor

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Excitant Zombie-like Circlehead

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: emerald church building police squad

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Talented flushed step-uncle's house rigor

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Red sound barrier dragon

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: opaque diverse immigrant abode

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: appetizing stage

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Gas Station

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed associate state

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Cracking mint karate

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Arrogant Pit

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: unhinged parlour

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Arrogant Pit

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: unhinged parlour

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Sticky national

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Arrogant Pit

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Olive titillating cuck

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: opaque diverse immigrant abode

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: appetizing stage

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Primrose Volcanic Crater Messiness

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Primrose Volcanic Crater Messiness

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Primrose Volcanic Crater Messiness

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Frum Persian

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: chestnut school

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Primrose Volcanic Crater Messiness

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored lavender candlestick maker

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: sinister razzle-dazzle property

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: submissive stead puppy

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Bateful Maniacal Trailer Park

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Excitant Zombie-like Circlehead

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed associate state

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Disturbing box office love of her life

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899877)