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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
excitant dead old irish cottage dysfunction
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
ocher boyish toilet seat
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Bistre wrinkle point
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Jet sandwich hairy legs
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Scarlet locale double fault
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
heady therapy
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Hot stead
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Curious Henna Base Coldplay Fan
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Crimson Violent Cuck Garrison
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
cream laser beams
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
canary passionate market
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Yellow vivacious liquid oxygen trump supporter
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Disturbing kitchen
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
electric school legend
  06/30/25
cr
At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Crimson Violent Cuck Garrison
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
sable forum circlehead
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Yellow vivacious liquid oxygen trump supporter
  06/30/25
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Swashbuckling fat ankles
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
canary passionate market
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
electric school legend
  06/30/25
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Big state
  07/01/25
*bussy
diverse pea-brained genital piercing
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
heady therapy
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Submissive Resort
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Adventurous property
  06/30/25
fuck
canary passionate market
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Submissive Resort
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
excitant dead old irish cottage dysfunction
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
canary passionate market
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
sable forum circlehead
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo
  06/30/25
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razzmatazz crotch
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
bearded macaca
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
razzle-dazzle school cafeteria mother
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Harsh stage
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
razzle-dazzle school cafeteria mother
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Swashbuckling fat ankles
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
razzle-dazzle school cafeteria mother
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
bull headed dun cuckold
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
out-of-control thriller selfie
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Smoky fear-inspiring gaming laptop
  06/30/25
tcr
Swashbuckling fat ankles
  07/01/25
just jump
Ungodly nowag blood rage
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo
  06/30/25
...
chrome contagious menage mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
misanthropic stock car abode
  06/30/25
wow
At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Indigo field
  06/30/25
JFC man
At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Curious Henna Base Coldplay Fan
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canary passionate market
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Thirsty soul-stirring water buffalo
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bronze house
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out-of-control thriller selfie
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Smoky fear-inspiring gaming laptop
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
bearded macaca
  06/30/25
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Big state
  07/01/25
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i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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Bistre wrinkle point
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Scarlet locale double fault
  06/30/25
bro
At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo
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Smoky fear-inspiring gaming laptop
  06/30/25
lol
Swashbuckling fat ankles
  07/01/25
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Free-loading Reading Party Box Office
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
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  06/30/25
jfc
At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Crimson Violent Cuck Garrison
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Thirsty soul-stirring water buffalo
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
bronze house
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Swashbuckling fat ankles
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
multi-colored slap-happy stag film toaster
  07/01/25
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Harsh stage
  07/01/25
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bronze house
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
marvelous dark heaven headpube
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Spectacular native dopamine
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
sable forum circlehead
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
canary passionate market
  06/30/25
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At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo
  07/01/25
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violent impertinent nursing home private investor
  07/01/25
lol
Swashbuckling fat ankles
  07/01/25
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Ungodly nowag blood rage
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Swollen lemon foreskin university
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Shaky comical boiling water son of senegal
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Orchid vigorous shitlib
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Mind-boggling Karate Address
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Milky electric furnace space
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
violent impertinent nursing home private investor
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Charismatic messiness doctorate
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Swashbuckling fat ankles
  07/01/25
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At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Big state
  07/01/25
😟
Massive Dashing Black Woman
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Transparent International Law Enforcement Agency
  07/01/25
holy shit
At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
violent impertinent nursing home private investor
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
olive french newt
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
marvelous dark heaven headpube
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
heady therapy
  07/01/25
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At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
marvelous dark heaven headpube
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
marvelous dark heaven headpube
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
misanthropic stock car abode
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
heady therapy
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
azure exhilarant kitty marketing idea
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Big state
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Stubborn Hall
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo
  07/06/25
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misanthropic stock car abode
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
unholy poppy piazza french chef
  07/06/25
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bronze house
  07/06/25
lol
Swashbuckling fat ankles
  07/07/25
wow
At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: excitant dead old irish cottage dysfunction

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: ocher boyish toilet seat

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Bistre wrinkle point

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Jet sandwich hairy legs

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Scarlet locale double fault

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: heady therapy

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Hot stead

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Curious Henna Base Coldplay Fan

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Crimson Violent Cuck Garrison

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: cream laser beams

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: canary passionate market

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Yellow vivacious liquid oxygen trump supporter

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Disturbing kitchen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: electric school legend

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Crimson Violent Cuck Garrison

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: sable forum circlehead

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Yellow vivacious liquid oxygen trump supporter

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Swashbuckling fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: canary passionate market

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: electric school legend

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Big state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: diverse pea-brained genital piercing

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: heady therapy

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Submissive Resort

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Adventurous property

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: canary passionate market

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Submissive Resort

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: excitant dead old irish cottage dysfunction

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: canary passionate market

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: sable forum circlehead

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: razzmatazz crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: bearded macaca

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle school cafeteria mother

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Harsh stage

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle school cafeteria mother

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Swashbuckling fat ankles

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle school cafeteria mother

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: bull headed dun cuckold

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: out-of-control thriller selfie

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Smoky fear-inspiring gaming laptop

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Swashbuckling fat ankles

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Ungodly nowag blood rage

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: chrome contagious menage mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: misanthropic stock car abode

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Indigo field

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Curious Henna Base Coldplay Fan

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Ungodly nowag blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: canary passionate market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Yellow vivacious liquid oxygen trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Thirsty soul-stirring water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: bronze house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: out-of-control thriller selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Smoky fear-inspiring gaming laptop

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: bearded macaca

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Stirring pozpig mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Big state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: primrose sickened meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: lascivious flushed masturbator

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: marvelous dark heaven headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Bistre wrinkle point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Scarlet locale double fault

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Smoky fear-inspiring gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Swashbuckling fat ankles

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Free-loading Reading Party Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: multi-colored slap-happy stag film toaster

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Crimson Violent Cuck Garrison

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Thirsty soul-stirring water buffalo

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: bronze house

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Swashbuckling fat ankles

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: multi-colored slap-happy stag film toaster

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Harsh stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: bronze house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: marvelous dark heaven headpube

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Spectacular native dopamine

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: sable forum circlehead

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: canary passionate market

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: violent impertinent nursing home private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Swashbuckling fat ankles

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Ungodly nowag blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Swollen lemon foreskin university

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Shaky comical boiling water son of senegal

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Orchid vigorous shitlib

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Karate Address

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Milky electric furnace space

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: violent impertinent nursing home private investor

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Charismatic messiness doctorate

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Swashbuckling fat ankles

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Big state

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Massive Dashing Black Woman

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Transparent International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: violent impertinent nursing home private investor

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: olive french newt

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: marvelous dark heaven headpube

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: heady therapy

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: marvelous dark heaven headpube

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: marvelous dark heaven headpube

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: misanthropic stock car abode

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: heady therapy

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: azure exhilarant kitty marketing idea

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Big state

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Stubborn Hall

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: misanthropic stock car abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: unholy poppy piazza french chef

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: bronze house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Swashbuckling fat ankles

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: At-the-ready aqua tanning salon tattoo

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)