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POLL: what's your wife's body count?

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lascivious preventive strike
  05/20/25
1 handful
up-to-no-good floppy university main people
  05/20/25
1 guy before me. whore
Anal shrine macaca
  05/20/25
180. my wife's is allegedly 3 (only 2 before me), but accord...
lascivious preventive strike
  05/20/25
it at least 4 considering i know for a fact she has slept wi...
erotic field halford
  05/20/25
go away you indian turd bastard
lascivious preventive strike
  05/20/25
if you can't keep me out of your bedroom why the fuck would ...
erotic field halford
  05/20/25
(smelly assnigger nonwhite)
lascivious preventive strike
  05/20/25
you wife asks me not to shower. says she enjoys a musky choc...
erotic field halford
  05/20/25
wife?
vermilion indecent gas station
  05/20/25
i think my gf's is around 30. my ex-wife was less than 10.
erotic field halford
  05/20/25
30 is actually insane. is she an actual whore?
Anal shrine macaca
  05/20/25
mines in the triple digits so i can't judge. and i don't car...
erotic field halford
  05/20/25
lol sure it is
Flickering electric antidepressant drug place of business
  05/21/25
triple digits is prima facie indicative of extreme self-dest...
Aphrodisiac angry telephone french chef
  06/06/25
? for a 43 yo man it's 4 per year since the age of 18
Magical flushed half-breed gay wizard
  06/06/25
i've mostly been in long term relationships. but there were ...
rape laserdisc
  06/08/25
men older than 35 really need to take a stand and not use th...
Silver glittery abode
  05/20/25
body count has been in use for a while. so has gaped. gla...
lascivious preventive strike
  05/20/25
fair enough, and body count at least is meant to be about se...
Silver glittery abode
  05/20/25
i listen to A LOT of youtube reactors who react to rap songs...
lascivious preventive strike
  05/20/25
monthly nut
soul-stirring tripping corner
  05/20/25
while I watched?
Very tactful station
  05/20/25
Are you talking shit or actual LS?
Claret startling ceo stain
  05/20/25
Lol 180
Passionate walnut national stock car
  06/06/25
Probably over 100. She was a hot little slut
know-it-all cordovan digit ratio
  05/20/25
I’ve lost track since the wedding
coral overrated locus feces
  05/20/25
...
razzle point alpha
  06/04/25
...
lascivious preventive strike
  05/21/25
She lost count but somewhere over 500 She’s not ver...
saffron friendly grandma
  05/21/25
amazing poast moniker synergy
painfully honest idiotic box office persian
  05/21/25
i think my wife may have cheated on me years ago. should i k...
lascivious preventive strike
  05/21/25
1 including me
Flickering electric antidepressant drug place of business
  05/21/25
she's had 2 bodies come out of her so far
high-end patrolman parlor
  05/21/25
...
lascivious preventive strike
  05/22/25
I dunno
Stirring mildly autistic prole
  05/22/25
2
Thirsty Swollen Ticket Booth Headpube
  05/22/25
update, i had an absolute mental meltdown that had its genes...
lascivious preventive strike
  06/04/25
she lied because she knows you’re a gay jewish psycho
iridescent stag film toaster
  06/04/25
no she didn't. you are really a sad and pathetic person....
lascivious preventive strike
  06/04/25
You’re still a drug addicted kike fag. Your children w...
iridescent stag film toaster
  06/04/25
even in that bleak scenario he still would have had a wife a...
erotic field halford
  06/06/25
i'm high on various class A narcotics rn and getting sucked ...
lascivious preventive strike
  06/06/25
...
Vibrant regret roast beef
  06/06/25
You’re a loser and so is this kike Lmao @ having ga...
iridescent stag film toaster
  06/06/25
woah look out guys, he said nigger! and then jew and kike. w...
lascivious preventive strike
  06/06/25
You’re a jew and you get fucked by men lol @ you, f...
iridescent stag film toaster
  06/06/25
oh man, what will this guy say next!
lascivious preventive strike
  06/06/25
“Hey guyth is thith punk rock?” *gets buttfuc...
iridescent stag film toaster
  06/06/25
how much do the truckers pay you?
lascivious preventive strike
  06/06/25
kike faggot
iridescent stag film toaster
  06/06/25
excuse me he's one of ARE top antisemites and all the people...
erotic field halford
  06/06/25
isn't bp confirmed to have sucked dicks for money at new eng...
lascivious preventive strike
  06/06/25
“I do it for free!” -Zurich, proud Jewish &ld...
iridescent stag film toaster
  06/06/25
(totally not jewish but bragging that HE got paid for dicksu...
lascivious preventive strike
  06/06/25
You’re spiraling and jewish shameful
iridescent stag film toaster
  06/06/25
...
lascivious preventive strike
  06/06/25
you're spiraling dude. boner police (chill fratty hinged tuf...
erotic field halford
  06/06/25
simp
iridescent stag film toaster
  06/06/25
0 before me, 1 since marriage
Hateful tank heaven
  06/04/25
what's yours? my wife and i both had only two before we ...
lascivious preventive strike
  06/06/25
around 15, she knew a few of them before we married and they...
Hateful tank heaven
  06/06/25
I’m assuming a lot because she always goes to South Am...
thriller shaky institution depressive
  06/06/25
7 before me. I got her at age 21. 5 of the 7 were when she w...
ruddy harsh ape
  06/06/25
How many after?
Thirsty Swollen Ticket Booth Headpube
  06/06/25
zero so far, but I’m doing my best to make it an integ...
ruddy harsh ape
  06/06/25
Did she have a busy sophomore year? Getting passed around b...
Flirting embarrassed to the bone principal's office
  06/06/25
Ex-wife was somewhere in the 60-70 range. As part of the 4th...
Cerebral Sadistic Parlour
  06/06/25
...
Magical flushed half-breed gay wizard
  06/06/25
...
contagious site legend
  06/06/25
180 if true. 180 if flame. Well done, sir.
Abusive talented son of senegal
  06/06/25
True. A bit of a surprise because when we started dating she...
Cerebral Sadistic Parlour
  06/06/25
...
Magical flushed half-breed gay wizard
  06/06/25
...
comical jew meetinghouse
  06/06/25
...
umber medicated masturbator
  06/06/25
...
Passionate walnut national stock car
  06/06/25
My 4th step is sitting in the garage. My birdbrain wife has...
coral overrated locus feces
  06/06/25
That’s best. I didn’t seek it out, just stumbled...
Cerebral Sadistic Parlour
  06/07/25
No idea. I hope it's a ton
Stirring mildly autistic prole
  06/06/25
...
contagious site legend
  06/06/25
Including me, zero
indigo bearded orchestra pit
  06/06/25
I'm virtually certain I am the only one. She was religious a...
Abusive talented son of senegal
  06/06/25
"And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after ma...
Aphrodisiac angry telephone french chef
  06/06/25
...
Trip mustard yarmulke mood
  06/06/25
Yeah, how did that come about?
Flirting embarrassed to the bone principal's office
  06/06/25
I'm a cheatmo and I barely hide it. I can't tell if the wife...
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  06/08/25
3
hairraiser church pistol
  06/06/25
this girl I was fucking and really liked told me her number ...
Aphrodisiac angry telephone french chef
  06/06/25
THat's insane, it's good you found another girl who loves wr...
contagious site legend
  06/06/25
she loves horror movies, used to occasionally go to or watch...
Aphrodisiac angry telephone french chef
  06/06/25
that's disgusting, wtf. shocked she admitted to that.
lascivious preventive strike
  06/06/25
lots of cope and delusion itt lmaoooooo
Vibrant regret roast beef
  06/06/25
My roastie isn't like the others, she only fucked 1-2 guys b...
contagious site legend
  06/06/25
...
Vibrant regret roast beef
  06/06/25
...
Splenetic Unholy Set Dragon
  06/06/25
1
Splenetic Unholy Set Dragon
  06/06/25
doing research for a research boner tp
Supple rebellious gunner lodge
  06/06/25


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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: lascivious preventive strike

i'm doing research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947280)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: up-to-no-good floppy university main people

1 handful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947281)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Anal shrine macaca

1 guy before me. whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947282)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: lascivious preventive strike

180. my wife's is allegedly 3 (only 2 before me), but according to my mistress my wife lied to me.

LMK if you want me to explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947286)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: erotic field halford

it at least 4 considering i know for a fact she has slept with one person after marrying you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947290)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: lascivious preventive strike

go away you indian turd bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947296)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: erotic field halford

if you can't keep me out of your bedroom why the fuck would you think you can keep me out of a thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947301)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: lascivious preventive strike

(smelly assnigger nonwhite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947302)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: erotic field halford

you wife asks me not to shower. says she enjoys a musky chocobar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947307)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: vermilion indecent gas station

wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947283)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: erotic field halford

i think my gf's is around 30. my ex-wife was less than 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947285)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Anal shrine macaca

30 is actually insane. is she an actual whore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947400)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: erotic field halford

mines in the triple digits so i can't judge. and i don't care about body count unless it's indicative of extreme self-destructive behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947428)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:16 AM
Author: Flickering electric antidepressant drug place of business

lol sure it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48950232)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac angry telephone french chef

triple digits is prima facie indicative of extreme self-destructive behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992770)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Magical flushed half-breed gay wizard

? for a 43 yo man it's 4 per year since the age of 18

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993508)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: rape laserdisc (gunneratttt)

i've mostly been in long term relationships. but there were a few periods of mindless casual sex for the sake of it. but even when dating in the hopes of something long term sex is often just an ordinary part of the dating process. plus dating a couple "bi" girls down for an occasional 3way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48996786)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Silver glittery abode

men older than 35 really need to take a stand and not use that term.

i hear olds like me using zoomer porn slang like "glazing" and "body count" and "gaped" and it all needs to stop

youngs should be pressured by people who actually have money to stop talking pornographically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947291)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: lascivious preventive strike

body count has been in use for a while. so has gaped.

glazed is new so i will give you that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947300)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Silver glittery abode

fair enough, and body count at least is meant to be about sex

i hear people saying glazed and gaped as metaphors all the time. wtf. this isnt a pornhub comment section, faggot, this is IRL. Have some dignity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947306)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: lascivious preventive strike

i listen to A LOT of youtube reactors who react to rap songs, so glazed sounds normal to me now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947310)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring tripping corner

monthly nut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947304)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Very tactful station

while I watched?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947297)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Claret startling ceo stain

Are you talking shit or actual LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947648)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Passionate walnut national stock car

Lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993596)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: know-it-all cordovan digit ratio

Probably over 100. She was a hot little slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947389)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: coral overrated locus feces

I’ve lost track since the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947434)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: razzle point alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48986000)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:06 AM
Author: lascivious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48950150)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:44 AM
Author: saffron friendly grandma

She lost count but somewhere over 500

She’s not very sexual anymore tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48950176)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: painfully honest idiotic box office persian

amazing poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48950213)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: lascivious preventive strike

i think my wife may have cheated on me years ago. should i kill her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48950215)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:10 AM
Author: Flickering electric antidepressant drug place of business

1 including me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48950220)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: high-end patrolman parlor

she's had 2 bodies come out of her so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48950265)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: lascivious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48953547)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Stirring mildly autistic prole

I dunno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48953549)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Thirsty Swollen Ticket Booth Headpube

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48953564)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: lascivious preventive strike

update, i had an absolute mental meltdown that had its genesis in this question, and it turns out my wife did, in fact, only sleep with two guys before me.

also, i'm back on antidepressants!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48985940)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: iridescent stag film toaster

she lied because she knows you’re a gay jewish psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48985948)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: lascivious preventive strike

no she didn't.

you are really a sad and pathetic person. much like i was when i was an active addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48986019)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: iridescent stag film toaster

You’re still a drug addicted kike fag. Your children will laugh when you inevitably kill yourself, and they’ll give your whore wife a high five for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48986038)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: erotic field halford

even in that bleak scenario he still would have had a wife and children whereas you will always be a NEET incel lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992721)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: lascivious preventive strike

i'm high on various class A narcotics rn and getting sucked by a tranny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992734)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Vibrant regret roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992829)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: iridescent stag film toaster

You’re a loser and so is this kike

Lmao @ having gay kids w some nigger fucking jew whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992752)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: lascivious preventive strike

woah look out guys, he said nigger! and then jew and kike. wild man alert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992757)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: iridescent stag film toaster

You’re a jew and you get fucked by men

lol @ you, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992763)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: lascivious preventive strike

oh man, what will this guy say next!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992768)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: iridescent stag film toaster

“Hey guyth is thith punk rock?”

*gets buttfucked by a nigger*

What a cool kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992782)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: lascivious preventive strike

how much do the truckers pay you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992783)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: iridescent stag film toaster

kike faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992794)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: erotic field halford

excuse me he's one of ARE top antisemites and all the people he's been fucked by were identifying as women at the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992769)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: lascivious preventive strike

isn't bp confirmed to have sucked dicks for money at new england truck stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992781)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: iridescent stag film toaster

“I do it for free!”

-Zurich, proud Jewish “man”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992790)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: lascivious preventive strike

(totally not jewish but bragging that HE got paid for dicksucks whereas i did it for nothing)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992798)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: iridescent stag film toaster

You’re spiraling

and jewish

shameful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992811)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: lascivious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992812)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: erotic field halford

you're spiraling dude. boner police (chill fratty hinged tuft chad) said so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: iridescent stag film toaster

simp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992854)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Hateful tank heaven

0 before me, 1 since marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48986037)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: lascivious preventive strike

what's yours?

my wife and i both had only two before we met each other. i ruined that when i went off the rails a few years ago. i hate myself for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992357)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Hateful tank heaven

around 15, she knew a few of them before we married and they still keep in touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992642)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: thriller shaky institution depressive

I’m assuming a lot because she always goes to South America for a month and stays at hostels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992677)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: ruddy harsh ape

7 before me. I got her at age 21. 5 of the 7 were when she was 15-16.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992683)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Thirsty Swollen Ticket Booth Headpube

How many after?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992686)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: ruddy harsh ape

zero so far, but I’m doing my best to make it an integer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992727)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Flirting embarrassed to the bone principal's office

Did she have a busy sophomore year? Getting passed around by cool juniors and seniors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993765)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Cerebral Sadistic Parlour

Ex-wife was somewhere in the 60-70 range. As part of the 4th Step in AA you have to make a list, and I accidentally saw hers and was like wtf. Had plenty entries like “airline pilot in Denver” and stuff, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992718)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Magical flushed half-breed gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992725)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: contagious site legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992732)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Abusive talented son of senegal

180 if true. 180 if flame. Well done, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992772)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Cerebral Sadistic Parlour

True. A bit of a surprise because when we started dating she has clearly said it was “under 50.” I felt a bit deceived later, NGL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993038)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Magical flushed half-breed gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993489)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: comical jew meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992821)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: umber medicated masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Passionate walnut national stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993604)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: coral overrated locus feces

My 4th step is sitting in the garage. My birdbrain wife has never bothered reading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993789)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:22 AM
Author: Cerebral Sadistic Parlour

That’s best. I didn’t seek it out, just stumbled across it in an untitled notebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993956)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Stirring mildly autistic prole

No idea. I hope it's a ton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992729)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: contagious site legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992733)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: indigo bearded orchestra pit

Including me, zero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992784)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Abusive talented son of senegal

I'm virtually certain I am the only one. She was religious and wanted to save herself for marriage. And she had only one serious boyfriend before me, and I know the fact that she refused to fuck him was a point of contention in their relationship. And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after marriage, because I have given her permission to do so, so I would assume she would tell me if she did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992789)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac angry telephone french chef

"And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after marriage, because I have given her permission to do so"

Strange "marriage" you've got there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992815)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Trip mustard yarmulke mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993504)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Flirting embarrassed to the bone principal's office

Yeah, how did that come about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993770)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


I'm a cheatmo and I barely hide it. I can't tell if the wife just tolerates it or if she is in denial about the fact that I am fucking some of the women I hang around with. I figured it was only fair if I let her do the same thing. Plus I was hoping that we could just do a full open marriage and I wouldn't have to keep pretending like I don't fuck my side pieces. She didn't bite, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48996732)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: hairraiser church pistol

3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992804)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac angry telephone french chef

this girl I was fucking and really liked told me her number was around 75 and it left me sort of in shock. I kept dating and fucking her for a while after that, but I couldn't take her seriously as a marriage prospect anymore so I always had one foot out the door.

current wife has 3 before me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992807)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: contagious site legend

THat's insane, it's good you found another girl who loves wrestling, horror movies and video games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac angry telephone french chef

she loves horror movies, used to occasionally go to or watch a wrestling event but isn't really a fan, and basically the same for video games. she used to play story-based games like Detroit Become Human and Dark Pictures Anthology with me but hasn't since we've had kids. she is too tired and doesn't have time. She is still very fuckable despite being 40 and having produced 2 children so it's fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992860)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: lascivious preventive strike

that's disgusting, wtf. shocked she admitted to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992839)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Vibrant regret roast beef

lots of cope and delusion itt lmaoooooo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: contagious site legend

My roastie isn't like the others, she only fucked 1-2 guys before she chose me, I have the Best Life Ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992874)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Vibrant regret roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992894)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Splenetic Unholy Set Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993551)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Splenetic Unholy Set Dragon

1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993265)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Supple rebellious gunner lodge

doing research for a research boner tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993598)