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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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garnet hospital pozpig
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
pearly stead
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Mint geriatric rehab
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
bipolar green temple sex offender
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
lavender athletic conference brunch
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Slate Orchestra Pit Prole
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed roast beef
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Stimulating shaky abode
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
pale knife
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
garnet hospital pozpig
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
supple spot
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Zippy center pervert
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
iridescent son of senegal
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
garnet hospital pozpig
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Balding cracking parlor
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
amber box office nibblets
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
lascivious bbw
  06/30/25
cr
garnet hospital pozpig
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
supple spot
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
house-broken glassy feces
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Balding cracking parlor
  06/30/25
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Light Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
iridescent son of senegal
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
lascivious bbw
  06/30/25
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stirring dilemma telephone
  07/01/25
*bussy
razzle-dazzle drab factory reset button
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed roast beef
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
henna idea he suggested
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Titillating space
  06/30/25
fuck
iridescent son of senegal
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
henna idea he suggested
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
pearly stead
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
iridescent son of senegal
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
house-broken glassy feces
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
garnet hospital pozpig
  06/30/25
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Chocolate Giraffe
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
vibrant candlestick maker sanctuary
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
mind-boggling indian lodge pisswyrm
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
orchid hall toaster
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
garnet hospital pozpig
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
mind-boggling indian lodge pisswyrm
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Light Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
mind-boggling indian lodge pisswyrm
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
deranged native ratface
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
garnet hospital pozpig
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Thriller Stag Film
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Contagious messiness
  06/30/25
tcr
Light Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
just jump
cream stubborn death wish keepsake machete
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
garnet hospital pozpig
  06/30/25
...
Startling white ceo degenerate
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
spectacular cyan windowlicker
  06/30/25
wow
garnet hospital pozpig
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
dun codepig
  06/30/25
JFC man
garnet hospital pozpig
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
pale knife
  06/30/25
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cream stubborn death wish keepsake machete
  06/30/25
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iridescent son of senegal
  06/30/25
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Balding cracking parlor
  06/30/25
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Aromatic Trailer Park
  06/30/25
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Fear-inspiring charcoal sweet tailpipe people who are hurt
  06/30/25
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Thriller Stag Film
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Contagious messiness
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
vibrant candlestick maker sanctuary
  06/30/25
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coiffed twinkling ladyboy
  07/01/25
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stirring dilemma telephone
  07/01/25
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multi-colored address old irish cottage
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
amethyst maniacal milk school cafeteria
  07/01/25
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opaque abusive mad cow disease
  07/01/25
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bipolar green temple sex offender
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Slate Orchestra Pit Prole
  06/30/25
bro
garnet hospital pozpig
  06/30/25
...
Contagious messiness
  06/30/25
lol
Light Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
...
Sticky laughsome famous landscape painting persian
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
bull headed library twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
jfc
garnet hospital pozpig
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
supple spot
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Aromatic Trailer Park
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Fear-inspiring charcoal sweet tailpipe people who are hurt
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Light Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
bull headed library twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
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orchid hall toaster
  07/01/25
...
Fear-inspiring charcoal sweet tailpipe people who are hurt
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
opaque abusive mad cow disease
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
internet-worthy theater pocket flask
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
house-broken glassy feces
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
garnet hospital pozpig
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
iridescent son of senegal
  06/30/25
...
garnet hospital pozpig
  07/01/25
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Slimy jet-lagged crackhouse rigor
  07/01/25
lol
Light Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
...
cream stubborn death wish keepsake machete
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Hairless mental disorder
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Mauve Vigorous Travel Guidebook
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
hairraiser topaz range
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
glittery burgundy ticket booth
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Carnelian histrionic partner crotch
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Slimy jet-lagged crackhouse rigor
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
excitant halford
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
garnet hospital pozpig
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Light Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
...
garnet hospital pozpig
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
stirring dilemma telephone
  07/01/25
😟
apoplectic rose indirect expression
  07/01/25
...
Boyish regret
  07/01/25
holy shit
garnet hospital pozpig
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Slimy jet-lagged crackhouse rigor
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Fishy flirting azn whorehouse
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
opaque abusive mad cow disease
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed roast beef
  07/01/25
...
garnet hospital pozpig
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
opaque abusive mad cow disease
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
opaque abusive mad cow disease
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
spectacular cyan windowlicker
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed roast beef
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
garnet hospital pozpig
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Nudist motley business firm
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
stirring dilemma telephone
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
buck-toothed plaza place of business
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
garnet hospital pozpig
  07/06/25
...
spectacular cyan windowlicker
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Fragrant Mustard Stock Car Black Woman
  07/06/25
...
Fear-inspiring charcoal sweet tailpipe people who are hurt
  07/06/25
lol
Light Bawdyhouse
  07/07/25
wow
garnet hospital pozpig
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: garnet hospital pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: pearly stead

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Mint geriatric rehab

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: bipolar green temple sex offender

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: lavender athletic conference brunch

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Slate Orchestra Pit Prole

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed roast beef

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Stimulating shaky abode

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: pale knife

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: garnet hospital pozpig

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: supple spot

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Zippy center pervert

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: iridescent son of senegal

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: garnet hospital pozpig

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Balding cracking parlor

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: amber box office nibblets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: lascivious bbw

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: garnet hospital pozpig

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: supple spot

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: house-broken glassy feces

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Balding cracking parlor

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Light Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: iridescent son of senegal

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: lascivious bbw

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: stirring dilemma telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle drab factory reset button

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed roast beef

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: henna idea he suggested

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Titillating space

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: iridescent son of senegal

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: henna idea he suggested

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: pearly stead

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: iridescent son of senegal

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: house-broken glassy feces

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: garnet hospital pozpig

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Chocolate Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: vibrant candlestick maker sanctuary

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling indian lodge pisswyrm

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: orchid hall toaster

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: garnet hospital pozpig

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling indian lodge pisswyrm

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Light Bawdyhouse

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: mind-boggling indian lodge pisswyrm

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: deranged native ratface

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: garnet hospital pozpig

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Thriller Stag Film

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Contagious messiness

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Light Bawdyhouse

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: cream stubborn death wish keepsake machete

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: garnet hospital pozpig

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Startling white ceo degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: spectacular cyan windowlicker

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: garnet hospital pozpig

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: dun codepig

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: garnet hospital pozpig

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: pale knife

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: cream stubborn death wish keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: iridescent son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Balding cracking parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Aromatic Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring charcoal sweet tailpipe people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Thriller Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Contagious messiness

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: vibrant candlestick maker sanctuary

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: coiffed twinkling ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: stirring dilemma telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: multi-colored address old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: amethyst maniacal milk school cafeteria

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: opaque abusive mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: bipolar green temple sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Slate Orchestra Pit Prole

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: garnet hospital pozpig

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Contagious messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Light Bawdyhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Sticky laughsome famous landscape painting persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: bull headed library twinkling uncleanness

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: garnet hospital pozpig

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: supple spot

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Aromatic Trailer Park

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring charcoal sweet tailpipe people who are hurt

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Light Bawdyhouse

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: bull headed library twinkling uncleanness

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: orchid hall toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring charcoal sweet tailpipe people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: opaque abusive mad cow disease

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: internet-worthy theater pocket flask

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: house-broken glassy feces

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: garnet hospital pozpig

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: iridescent son of senegal

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: garnet hospital pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Slimy jet-lagged crackhouse rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Light Bawdyhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: cream stubborn death wish keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Hairless mental disorder

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Mauve Vigorous Travel Guidebook

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: hairraiser topaz range

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: glittery burgundy ticket booth

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Carnelian histrionic partner crotch

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Slimy jet-lagged crackhouse rigor

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: excitant halford

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: garnet hospital pozpig

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Light Bawdyhouse

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: garnet hospital pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: stirring dilemma telephone

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: apoplectic rose indirect expression

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Boyish regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: garnet hospital pozpig

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Slimy jet-lagged crackhouse rigor

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Fishy flirting azn whorehouse

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: opaque abusive mad cow disease

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed roast beef

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: garnet hospital pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: opaque abusive mad cow disease

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: opaque abusive mad cow disease

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: spectacular cyan windowlicker

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed roast beef

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: garnet hospital pozpig

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Nudist motley business firm

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: stirring dilemma telephone

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: buck-toothed plaza place of business

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: garnet hospital pozpig

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: spectacular cyan windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Fragrant Mustard Stock Car Black Woman

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring charcoal sweet tailpipe people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Light Bawdyhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: garnet hospital pozpig

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)