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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Wine nursing home
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Greedy Pervert
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Galvanic faggotry party of the first part
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
grizzly abusive hissy fit
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Chest-beating kitchen
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
mentally impaired athletic conference mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Olive black woman double fault
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Passionate juggernaut
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
chartreuse wonderful space dopamine
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Clear narrow-minded mental disorder reading party
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
aromatic azn
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
titillating talking organic girlfriend hospital
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
disturbing vibrant parlor death wish
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
autistic razzmatazz dilemma therapy
  06/30/25
cr
aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
chartreuse wonderful space dopamine
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
puce disrespectful circlehead yarmulke
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
titillating talking organic girlfriend hospital
  06/30/25
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Carnelian stimulating personal credit line scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
aromatic azn
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
autistic razzmatazz dilemma therapy
  06/30/25
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Unholy Pistol Base
  07/01/25
*bussy
Offensive sienna indian lodge stock car
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
mentally impaired athletic conference mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
mind-boggling library nibblets
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Canary fiercely-loyal private investor messiness
  06/30/25
fuck
aromatic azn
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
mind-boggling library nibblets
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Wine nursing home
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
aromatic azn
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
puce disrespectful circlehead yarmulke
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard
  06/30/25
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copper cracking elastic band business firm
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
razzle flesh ceo
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
deep ruby house
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Free-loading avocado really tough guy
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
deep ruby house
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Carnelian stimulating personal credit line scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
deep ruby house
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
supple corner
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Bronze racy property
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
ruddy vengeful jewess voyeur
  06/30/25
tcr
Carnelian stimulating personal credit line scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
just jump
glassy federal roast beef love of her life
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard
  06/30/25
...
concupiscible principal's office legal warrant
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
coiffed police squad windowlicker
  06/30/25
wow
aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Indigo swashbuckling point
  06/30/25
JFC man
aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Passionate juggernaut
  06/30/25
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glassy federal roast beef love of her life
  06/30/25
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aromatic azn
  06/30/25
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titillating talking organic girlfriend hospital
  06/30/25
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Hairraiser giraffe
  06/30/25
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deranged native filthpig
  06/30/25
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Bronze racy property
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
ruddy vengeful jewess voyeur
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
razzle flesh ceo
  06/30/25
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bearded trust fund office
  07/01/25
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Unholy Pistol Base
  07/01/25
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Ebony misunderstood gas station
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
duck-like casino
  07/01/25
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pearl spectacular station
  07/01/25
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Galvanic faggotry party of the first part
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Chest-beating kitchen
  06/30/25
bro
aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard
  06/30/25
...
ruddy vengeful jewess voyeur
  06/30/25
lol
Carnelian stimulating personal credit line scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
...
Internet-worthy charismatic associate
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Saffron thirsty international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
jfc
aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
chartreuse wonderful space dopamine
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Hairraiser giraffe
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
deranged native filthpig
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Carnelian stimulating personal credit line scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Saffron thirsty international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
...
Free-loading avocado really tough guy
  07/01/25
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deranged native filthpig
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
pearl spectacular station
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Plum Tattoo
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
puce disrespectful circlehead yarmulke
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
aromatic azn
  06/30/25
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aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard
  07/01/25
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Appetizing balding quadroon laser beams
  07/01/25
lol
Carnelian stimulating personal credit line scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
...
glassy federal roast beef love of her life
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Flushed temple half-breed
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Blue tripping theatre nowag
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
silver angry tanning salon
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Sexy adventurous theater
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Scarlet heady crackhouse
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Appetizing balding quadroon laser beams
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Carmine jet-lagged pocket flask step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Carnelian stimulating personal credit line scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
...
aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Unholy Pistol Base
  07/01/25
😟
yapping dark chad halford
  07/01/25
...
medicated exciting national
  07/01/25
holy shit
aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Appetizing balding quadroon laser beams
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Hilarious boiling water
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
pearl spectacular station
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
mentally impaired athletic conference mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
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aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
pearl spectacular station
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
pearl spectacular station
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
coiffed police squad windowlicker
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
mentally impaired athletic conference mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Twisted snowy jew
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Unholy Pistol Base
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Contagious Nofapping Pit Dingle Berry
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard
  07/06/25
...
coiffed police squad windowlicker
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
glittery hall
  07/06/25
...
deranged native filthpig
  07/06/25
lol
Carnelian stimulating personal credit line scourge upon the earth
  07/07/25
wow
aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Wine nursing home

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Greedy Pervert

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Galvanic faggotry party of the first part

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: grizzly abusive hissy fit

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Chest-beating kitchen

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: mentally impaired athletic conference mad-dog skullcap

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Olive black woman double fault

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Passionate juggernaut

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: chartreuse wonderful space dopamine

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Clear narrow-minded mental disorder reading party

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: aromatic azn

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: titillating talking organic girlfriend hospital

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: disturbing vibrant parlor death wish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: autistic razzmatazz dilemma therapy

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: chartreuse wonderful space dopamine

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: puce disrespectful circlehead yarmulke

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: titillating talking organic girlfriend hospital

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Carnelian stimulating personal credit line scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: aromatic azn

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: autistic razzmatazz dilemma therapy

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Unholy Pistol Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Offensive sienna indian lodge stock car

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: mentally impaired athletic conference mad-dog skullcap

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling library nibblets

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Canary fiercely-loyal private investor messiness

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: aromatic azn

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling library nibblets

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Wine nursing home

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: aromatic azn

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: puce disrespectful circlehead yarmulke

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: copper cracking elastic band business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: razzle flesh ceo

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: deep ruby house

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Free-loading avocado really tough guy

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: deep ruby house

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Carnelian stimulating personal credit line scourge upon the earth

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: deep ruby house

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: supple corner

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Bronze racy property

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: ruddy vengeful jewess voyeur

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Carnelian stimulating personal credit line scourge upon the earth

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: glassy federal roast beef love of her life

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: concupiscible principal's office legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: coiffed police squad windowlicker

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Indigo swashbuckling point

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Passionate juggernaut

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: glassy federal roast beef love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: aromatic azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: titillating talking organic girlfriend hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: deranged native filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Bronze racy property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: ruddy vengeful jewess voyeur

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: razzle flesh ceo

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: bearded trust fund office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Unholy Pistol Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Ebony misunderstood gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: duck-like casino

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: pearl spectacular station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Galvanic faggotry party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Chest-beating kitchen

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: ruddy vengeful jewess voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Carnelian stimulating personal credit line scourge upon the earth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Internet-worthy charismatic associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Saffron thirsty international law enforcement agency

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: chartreuse wonderful space dopamine

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser giraffe

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: deranged native filthpig

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Carnelian stimulating personal credit line scourge upon the earth

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Saffron thirsty international law enforcement agency

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Free-loading avocado really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: deranged native filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: pearl spectacular station

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Plum Tattoo

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: puce disrespectful circlehead yarmulke

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: aromatic azn

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Appetizing balding quadroon laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Carnelian stimulating personal credit line scourge upon the earth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: glassy federal roast beef love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Flushed temple half-breed

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Blue tripping theatre nowag

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: silver angry tanning salon

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Sexy adventurous theater

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Scarlet heady crackhouse

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Appetizing balding quadroon laser beams

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Carmine jet-lagged pocket flask step-uncle's house

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Carnelian stimulating personal credit line scourge upon the earth

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Unholy Pistol Base

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: yapping dark chad halford

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: medicated exciting national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Appetizing balding quadroon laser beams

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Hilarious boiling water

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: pearl spectacular station

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: mentally impaired athletic conference mad-dog skullcap

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: pearl spectacular station

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: pearl spectacular station

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: coiffed police squad windowlicker

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: mentally impaired athletic conference mad-dog skullcap

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Twisted snowy jew

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Unholy Pistol Base

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Contagious Nofapping Pit Dingle Berry

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: coiffed police squad windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: glittery hall

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: deranged native filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Carnelian stimulating personal credit line scourge upon the earth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete gay wizard

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)