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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Flickering plaza queen of the night
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
lascivious useless stage travel guidebook
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Excitant Azure Internal Respiration
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Angry roommate
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Spectacular rigor nursing home
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
idiotic tanning salon dopamine
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Self-centered magenta yarmulke
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
marvelous dull sex offender clown
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
lake area windowlicker
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Flickering plaza queen of the night
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
aphrodisiac shitlib theater stage
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Plum abnormal brunch national security agency
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
ultramarine fragrant lettuce office
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Flickering plaza queen of the night
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Ungodly Light Jew Love Of Her Life
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Fantasy-prone topaz corner fortuitous meteor
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
silver bateful famous landscape painting indian lodge
  06/30/25
cr
Flickering plaza queen of the night
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
aphrodisiac shitlib theater stage
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
mentally impaired nubile azn
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Ungodly Light Jew Love Of Her Life
  06/30/25
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Diverse Bbw Church
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
ultramarine fragrant lettuce office
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
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  06/30/25
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Gaped really tough guy messiness
  07/01/25
*bussy
adventurous walnut school nowag
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Self-centered magenta yarmulke
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Haunting hairless persian
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
soul-stirring parlor prole
  06/30/25
fuck
ultramarine fragrant lettuce office
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Haunting hairless persian
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
lascivious useless stage travel guidebook
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
ultramarine fragrant lettuce office
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
mentally impaired nubile azn
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Flickering plaza queen of the night
  06/30/25
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180 base toilet seat
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
histrionic forum psychic
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Harsh aromatic address pistol
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
exciting theater
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Flickering plaza queen of the night
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Harsh aromatic address pistol
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Diverse Bbw Church
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Harsh aromatic address pistol
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Drab kitty cat
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Flickering plaza queen of the night
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
impertinent stain patrolman
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Self-absorbed House-broken Resort International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/30/25
tcr
Diverse Bbw Church
  07/01/25
just jump
shimmering passionate university
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Flickering plaza queen of the night
  06/30/25
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Odious Library Goal In Life
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
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  06/30/25
wow
Flickering plaza queen of the night
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
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  06/30/25
JFC man
Flickering plaza queen of the night
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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impertinent stain patrolman
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Self-absorbed House-broken Resort International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
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  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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Angry roommate
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
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  06/30/25
bro
Flickering plaza queen of the night
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
lol
Diverse Bbw Church
  07/01/25
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
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  06/30/25
jfc
Flickering plaza queen of the night
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
aphrodisiac shitlib theater stage
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
titillating infuriating corn cake ticket booth
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Amber thriller french chef idea he suggested
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Diverse Bbw Church
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
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  07/01/25
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exciting theater
  07/01/25
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Amber thriller french chef idea he suggested
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
mint chapel new version
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Bat-shit-crazy jewess
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
mentally impaired nubile azn
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Flickering plaza queen of the night
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
ultramarine fragrant lettuce office
  06/30/25
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Flickering plaza queen of the night
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
lol
Diverse Bbw Church
  07/01/25
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shimmering passionate university
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Maniacal pit
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
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  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
floppy box office
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Sexy big tattoo orchestra pit
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
fishy fanboi goyim
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
saffron cracking mad cow disease
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Shaky lay
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Flickering plaza queen of the night
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Diverse Bbw Church
  07/01/25
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Flickering plaza queen of the night
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
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  07/01/25
😟
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
holy shit
Flickering plaza queen of the night
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
saffron cracking mad cow disease
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Pale parlour son of senegal
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
mint chapel new version
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Self-centered magenta yarmulke
  07/01/25
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Flickering plaza queen of the night
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
mint chapel new version
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
mint chapel new version
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Sapphire heady institution mexican
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Self-centered magenta yarmulke
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Flickering plaza queen of the night
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
aqua arousing people who are hurt pisswyrm
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Gaped really tough guy messiness
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Appetizing party of the first part elastic band
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Flickering plaza queen of the night
  07/06/25
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  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
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  07/06/25
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Amber thriller french chef idea he suggested
  07/06/25
lol
Diverse Bbw Church
  07/07/25
wow
Flickering plaza queen of the night
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Flickering plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: lascivious useless stage travel guidebook

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Excitant Azure Internal Respiration

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Angry roommate

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Spectacular rigor nursing home

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: idiotic tanning salon dopamine

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Self-centered magenta yarmulke

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: marvelous dull sex offender clown

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: lake area windowlicker

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Flickering plaza queen of the night

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac shitlib theater stage

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Plum abnormal brunch national security agency

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: ultramarine fragrant lettuce office

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Flickering plaza queen of the night

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Ungodly Light Jew Love Of Her Life

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone topaz corner fortuitous meteor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: silver bateful famous landscape painting indian lodge

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Flickering plaza queen of the night

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac shitlib theater stage

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: mentally impaired nubile azn

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Ungodly Light Jew Love Of Her Life

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Diverse Bbw Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: ultramarine fragrant lettuce office

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: silver bateful famous landscape painting indian lodge

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Gaped really tough guy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: adventurous walnut school nowag

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Self-centered magenta yarmulke

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Haunting hairless persian

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor prole

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: ultramarine fragrant lettuce office

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Haunting hairless persian

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: lascivious useless stage travel guidebook

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: ultramarine fragrant lettuce office

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: mentally impaired nubile azn

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Flickering plaza queen of the night

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: 180 base toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: histrionic forum psychic

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Harsh aromatic address pistol

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: exciting theater

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Flickering plaza queen of the night

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Harsh aromatic address pistol

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Diverse Bbw Church

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Harsh aromatic address pistol

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Drab kitty cat

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Flickering plaza queen of the night

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: impertinent stain patrolman

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Self-absorbed House-broken Resort International Law Enforcement Agency

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Diverse Bbw Church

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: shimmering passionate university

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Flickering plaza queen of the night

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Odious Library Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Sapphire heady institution mexican

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Flickering plaza queen of the night

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Autistic supple gunner

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Flickering plaza queen of the night

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: lake area windowlicker

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: shimmering passionate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: ultramarine fragrant lettuce office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Ungodly Light Jew Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: titillating infuriating corn cake ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Amber thriller french chef idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: impertinent stain patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Self-absorbed House-broken Resort International Law Enforcement Agency

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: histrionic forum psychic

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: black duck-like cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Gaped really tough guy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: bronze shrine reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Metal Talented Piazza

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: mint chapel new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Angry roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: idiotic tanning salon dopamine

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Flickering plaza queen of the night

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Self-absorbed House-broken Resort International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Diverse Bbw Church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Menage Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: chest-beating sinister mad-dog skullcap

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Flickering plaza queen of the night

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac shitlib theater stage

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: titillating infuriating corn cake ticket booth

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Amber thriller french chef idea he suggested

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Diverse Bbw Church

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: chest-beating sinister mad-dog skullcap

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: exciting theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Amber thriller french chef idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: mint chapel new version

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy jewess

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: mentally impaired nubile azn

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Flickering plaza queen of the night

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: ultramarine fragrant lettuce office

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Flickering plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: saffron cracking mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Diverse Bbw Church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: shimmering passionate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Maniacal pit

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: exhilarant roast beef casino

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: floppy box office

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Sexy big tattoo orchestra pit

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: fishy fanboi goyim

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: saffron cracking mad cow disease

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Shaky lay

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Flickering plaza queen of the night

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Diverse Bbw Church

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Flickering plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Gaped really tough guy messiness

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Shivering telephone giraffe

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: sable misunderstood legal warrant depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Flickering plaza queen of the night

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: saffron cracking mad cow disease

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Pale parlour son of senegal

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: mint chapel new version

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Self-centered magenta yarmulke

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Flickering plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: mint chapel new version

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: mint chapel new version

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Sapphire heady institution mexican

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Self-centered magenta yarmulke

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Flickering plaza queen of the night

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: aqua arousing people who are hurt pisswyrm

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Gaped really tough guy messiness

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Appetizing party of the first part elastic band

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Flickering plaza queen of the night

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Sapphire heady institution mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Bisexual keepsake machete

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Amber thriller french chef idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Diverse Bbw Church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Flickering plaza queen of the night

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)