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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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jet-lagged irradiated halford
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Bipolar talented coffee pot plaza
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
Swashbuckling rusted temple
  07/09/12
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comical impressive house
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
misanthropic coral bawdyhouse telephone
  07/09/12
Are you male?
jet-lagged irradiated halford
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
misanthropic coral bawdyhouse telephone
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
jet-lagged irradiated halford
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
misanthropic coral bawdyhouse telephone
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
vivacious black woman
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
jet-lagged irradiated halford
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
vivacious black woman
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
jet-lagged irradiated halford
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
appetizing center twinkling uncleanness
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
jet-lagged irradiated halford
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
appetizing center twinkling uncleanness
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
jet-lagged irradiated halford
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
appetizing center twinkling uncleanness
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Laughsome brethren corner
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
jet-lagged irradiated halford
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Milky Clown Base
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
jet-lagged irradiated halford
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Know-it-all cheese-eating blood rage
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Lascivious Public Bath
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Canary Beady-eyed Tanning Salon Hominid
  07/09/12
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comical impressive house
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
misanthropic coral bawdyhouse telephone
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
jet-lagged irradiated halford
  07/09/12
stfu
Canary Beady-eyed Tanning Salon Hominid
  07/09/12
180
umber stag film
  07/09/12
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stirring office
  07/13/12
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glittery codepig rigor
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Bronze cerebral lodge
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
jet-lagged irradiated halford
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Bronze cerebral lodge
  07/09/12
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sienna dashing meetinghouse
  07/04/19
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comical impressive house
  07/13/12
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sienna dashing meetinghouse
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
maroon old irish cottage institution
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
unholy ticket booth private investor
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Mewling filthpig alpha
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
unholy ticket booth private investor
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Domesticated Naked Stead Gunner
  03/04/25
lol kike
glittery codepig rigor
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
Clear Outnumbered Site
  07/04/19
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bateful cobalt quadroon generalized bond
  08/10/22
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Claret vigorous patrolman business firm
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
turquoise sick fortuitous meteor kitty
  07/24/24
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peach abusive lettuce
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
High-end shitlib fanboi
  09/22/24
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Domesticated Naked Stead Gunner
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
Passionate chestnut sandwich
  03/04/25
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Rambunctious Trip Nibblets
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: jet-lagged irradiated halford



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Bipolar talented coffee pot plaza

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling rusted temple

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: comical impressive house



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: misanthropic coral bawdyhouse telephone

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged irradiated halford

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: misanthropic coral bawdyhouse telephone

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: jet-lagged irradiated halford

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: misanthropic coral bawdyhouse telephone

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: vivacious black woman

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: jet-lagged irradiated halford

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: vivacious black woman

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: jet-lagged irradiated halford

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: appetizing center twinkling uncleanness

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: jet-lagged irradiated halford

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: appetizing center twinkling uncleanness

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: jet-lagged irradiated halford

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: appetizing center twinkling uncleanness

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Laughsome brethren corner

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: jet-lagged irradiated halford

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Milky Clown Base

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: jet-lagged irradiated halford

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Know-it-all cheese-eating blood rage

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Lascivious Public Bath

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Canary Beady-eyed Tanning Salon Hominid

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: comical impressive house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: misanthropic coral bawdyhouse telephone

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: jet-lagged irradiated halford

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Canary Beady-eyed Tanning Salon Hominid

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: umber stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: stirring office



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: glittery codepig rigor



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Bronze cerebral lodge

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: jet-lagged irradiated halford

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Bronze cerebral lodge

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: sienna dashing meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: comical impressive house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: sienna dashing meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: maroon old irish cottage institution

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: unholy ticket booth private investor

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Mewling filthpig alpha

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: unholy ticket booth private investor

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Domesticated Naked Stead Gunner

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: glittery codepig rigor

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Clear Outnumbered Site

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: bateful cobalt quadroon generalized bond



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Claret vigorous patrolman business firm



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: turquoise sick fortuitous meteor kitty

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: peach abusive lettuce



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: High-end shitlib fanboi

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Domesticated Naked Stead Gunner



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Passionate chestnut sandwich

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: Rambunctious Trip Nibblets



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