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ITT I share my knowledge about craigslist casual encounters
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Date: August 11th, 2012 1:36 AM Author: Deranged slimy principal's office There are only a few type of women who typically post on CL. It's all very predictable. The most common type you'll find is the lonely recently divorced woman. Usually white, in her 40s, and ready to slut it up and get her "needs" met because her husband hasn't fucked her in years. These women are usually very thankful to have you fucking them and will let you do what you want to them, but most will still make you wear a condom. Sometimes they can be depressing and start talking about their husband. I avoid this by leaving immediately after sex. The majority of these women are overweight, after stress eating their way through their shitty marriage, but this isn't always the case.
The second category is the BBW. These are not just fat women, but the women who are serious whales you would be embarassed to hit on in public. These come in all ages. The novelty alone makes it worthwhile to fuck at least one of these. They often give the best head ever and will often let you fuck them bareback. It can be a lot of fun to fuck one and hear that slapping sound against her enormous ass. If you're lucky, you can find one with a cute face
The third category consists of the complete degenerates and fuck ups. Prostitutes, jobless drug addicts, and women willing to let you fuck them for $40 so that they can pay their cell phone bill. As a general rule, you should avoid these people. For the sake of your own personal safety and mental health.
The final and most prolific of craigslist posters are the gay dudes pretending to be women. You will learn to spot these easily.
TLDR: craigslist is good for fucking 35-50 year old divorced women and BBW. You might find a woman that doesnt meet either of these categories, but it's highly unlikely.
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Date: August 12th, 2012 8:13 PM Author: anal 180 address mother So do you post or just respond? If post, what title and what do you say? If respond, what do you say? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2020518&forum_id=2...id.#21323289) |
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Date: August 13th, 2012 3:47 PM Author: Deranged slimy principal's office I mostly post my own ads. I like to post ads saying specifically that I'm seeking a Bbw or older woman. These are the majority of women who will be on cl and it makes them less self conscious about messaging you. I like enemadoods method of going for couples too and playing up the young stud angle, so sometimes I will put up a m4mw ad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2020518&forum_id=2...id.#21328949) |
Date: August 11th, 2012 1:40 AM Author: erotic razzmatazz fat ankles lodge You'll wanna bump this tomorrow after this Romney-Ryan shit passes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2020518&forum_id=2...id.#21310965) |
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Date: August 11th, 2012 1:40 AM Author: galvanic quadroon first interesting shit I ran into tonight as the bort becomes fucking beltway shit nightmare.
So, how many bitches you fuck off of craigslist and have you ever set up a date and its a dude? How did you handle it. |
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Date: August 11th, 2012 1:48 AM Author: Deranged slimy principal's office I've fucked too many too count. I didn't include "couples" in my OP, which I will make a seperate post about ITT later, but that's also a good way to fuck older women. Anyway, on one occassion a "couple" told me to meet them at this place where it's basically a co-ed sauna and hot tub resort where mostly hippie nudist types hang out. So I show up and there's no sign of the couple I'm supposed to meet. I text the couple and they say "meet us in the sauna in 5 minutes." I go into the sauna and I see some weird skinny 40 year old white guy with a very weird look in his eyes masturbating furiously and staring at me. I realized immediately that I obviously wasn't going to meet a couple that night and that this faggot had trolled me. I didn't say anything to him and just left immediately. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2020518&forum_id=2...id.#21311046) |
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Date: August 11th, 2012 1:50 AM Author: galvanic quadroon thanks for the follow up, BROTHER.
any stds?
and please indulge on couples. sounds 180. also, what region/city? |
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Date: August 11th, 2012 1:56 AM Author: Deranged slimy principal's office To my knowledge, I have no STDs. I know herpes is often asymptomatic, so who knows. I haven't been tested in a couple years.
I don't wan to say what region/city, but it's a fairly big city. Not as big as NYC.
Will make that post about couples in a little while. I know enemadood and some other posters have shared their experiences about craigslist mfm hookups before, so feel free to post about your experiences bros.
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Date: August 11th, 2012 2:09 AM Author: swashbuckling toaster 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2020518&forum_id=2...id.#21311183) |
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Date: August 13th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: boyish mahogany house 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2020518&forum_id=2...id.#21328758) |
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Date: August 13th, 2012 3:20 PM Author: cerebral theater pocket flask ROFL! I'm dying over here! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2020518&forum_id=2...id.#21328789) |
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Date: August 13th, 2012 3:49 PM Author: contagious azn resort God damnit Mr. Jinx really gets around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2020518&forum_id=2...id.#21328963) |
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Date: August 13th, 2012 4:58 PM Author: dark prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2020518&forum_id=2...id.#21329550) |
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Date: August 13th, 2012 3:51 PM Author: Outnumbered indian lodge HOLY FUCK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2020518&forum_id=2...id.#21328976) |
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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:11 PM Author: dark prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2020518&forum_id=2...id.#21382902) |
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Date: August 11th, 2012 2:03 AM Author: Deranged slimy principal's office Here is an example of a craigslist BBW (on the larger side): http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2018508&mc=34&forum_id=2
(I am the OP ITT, and no, I haven't fucked her yet,but I will) |
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Date: August 11th, 2012 2:06 AM Author: galvanic quadroon oh yes, I remember this. I honestly respect how brazen it is. like an adventure--who knows what youll pick up next!?
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Date: August 11th, 2012 2:08 AM Author: Deranged slimy principal's office The thrill of it is what keeps me going. It has its high and lows but has admittedly become an addiction. Anyone who has gone down this path knows that it is hard to stop once you start pulling tail on here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2020518&forum_id=2...id.#21311181) |
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Date: August 11th, 2012 2:21 AM Author: galvanic quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2020518&forum_id=2...id.#21311260) |
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Date: August 12th, 2012 7:11 PM Author: Deranged slimy principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2020518&forum_id=2...id.#21322840) |
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Date: August 12th, 2012 8:15 PM Author: Bearded International Law Enforcement Agency State What is sk8? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2020518&forum_id=2...id.#21323301) |
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Date: August 13th, 2012 3:52 PM Author: Stirring station How does one discern the ads that are fake (i.e., promo ads)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2020518&forum_id=2...id.#21328983) |
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Date: August 13th, 2012 4:15 PM Author: Hairless mildly autistic sanctuary coffee pot Replying to ads never worked for me. In a big city, an ad from a woman will get 400 replies, tons of dick pics and guys offering money.
I actually did meet an older woman by responding to her ad, but this was very unusual. |
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Date: August 13th, 2012 4:03 PM Author: Hairless mildly autistic sanctuary coffee pot What you say is true, but I have had some decent success meeting up with decent looking girls around my age. It helps you can write decently and make it clear that you just want to fuck, and that you are a normal, employed guy who is just horny (e.g., not some weirdo who trolls Cls). It requires a lot of work, though.
Most responses I get are from BBW. I've been able to reduce this by including in my ad that I am athletic and am looking for the same. But the BBW are very smart and creative. They will wait a long time before sending you a pic, or they will send you a pic of just their face. You need to assume that these girl's are whales. I am too old now to be desperate enough to fuck a BBW, but they are truly desperate and that turns some guys on.
The most luck I have had are with girls who THINK they are BBW but actually aren't. This anorexic culture leads to some seriously low self-esteem girls. I had to explain to some girl that having an amazing rack was not the same thing as being "curvy", but she insisted to me that she was fat. Whatever, honey, whatever.
The gay dudes pretending to be women are annoying, but they are also not very intelligent and have no patience. Normally they ask for a dick pic either in the first or second e-mail. I've e-mailed around 20 verified women from CL and not a single one of them ever asked for a picture of my dick. |
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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:18 PM Author: sienna puppy national "the BBW"
lol |
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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:33 PM Author: Beta crimson hall I get my fair share of objective 7's on craigslist clearly you are not doing something right. For starters, I would get off casual encounters, because like you have already stated it is a veritable cesspool. All the cute girls are in the W4M section. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2020518&forum_id=2...id.#21443209) |
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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:18 PM Author: very tactful potus I add a fourth category: Husbands and/or single guys who just want to jerk off to some dirty emails. Everytime I post an ad looking for a couple I get at least one of these guys emailing me asking me to describe what I'd like to do to his "wife". It's pathetic.
Oh and as OP notes above, there are a ton of gay men on there hoping to collect pics of your cock and/or convince you to meet since they think that means they'll have a chance of having a sexual encounter with you. |
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Date: August 28th, 2012 7:03 PM Author: Beta crimson hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2020518&forum_id=2...id.#21445087) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Deranged slimy principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2020518&forum_id=2...id.#49170336) |