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Now more than ever there are many good flames and shticks co...
slimy alpha
  05/08/13
lol
Awkward meetinghouse
  05/08/13
fucking shitboomer. how about "please let me know once...
carmine rigor
  05/08/13
READ RECEIPT REQUESTED
slimy alpha
  05/08/13
he looks like a massive tool in his pic. too good to wear a ...
carmine rigor
  05/08/13
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turquoise razzmatazz masturbator circlehead
  05/08/13
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turquoise razzmatazz masturbator circlehead
  05/08/13
You're a faggot
fluffy famous landscape painting
  05/08/13
I AM RUBBER AND YOU ARE FUCKING GLUE.
slimy alpha
  05/08/13
Don't impose your fucking normative schema on me bro
fluffy famous landscape painting
  05/08/13
Education Fordham Law School (J.D., cum laude, 1977) ...
carmine rigor
  05/08/13
MODS!
slimy alpha
  05/08/13
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turquoise razzmatazz masturbator circlehead
  05/08/13
*clicks the circle and makes it red*
startling indian lodge internal respiration
  05/08/13
still shaking with rage at this bootstraps boomer
carmine rigor
  05/09/13
From: A William Urquhart. To: Attorneys. Time:...
carmine rigor
  05/09/13
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Magenta Embarrassed To The Bone Half-breed
  05/09/13
lol at "That is why we give you 180s"
soul-stirring twinkling uncleanness pit
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carmine rigor
  05/09/13
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carmine rigor
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Titillating Garnet Psychic Goal In Life
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carmine rigor
  05/10/13
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onyx appetizing hall
  05/10/13
180
mind-boggling kitty cat
  05/11/13
cr
carmine rigor
  05/11/13
i wonder why no harm was done by the fax not being sent
carmine rigor
  05/12/13
scenario in 3rd parag=180
carmine rigor
  05/31/13
wtf 180
provocative milky legal warrant resort
  05/31/13
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turquoise razzmatazz masturbator circlehead
  05/31/13
nice re-troping there
Indigo trailer park
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carmine rigor
  06/24/13
(XO alchemist masterman turning shit into GOLD)
charismatic locus trump supporter
  06/24/13
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Plum University
  06/24/13
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slimy alpha
  07/18/13
Bill Urquhart ANGRY as fuck
racy regret
  07/18/13
Watching drunk Bill Urqhart hit on nubile 20 somethings at t...
irradiated cruise ship sweet tailpipe
  07/19/13
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Razzle light mad cow disease
  07/19/13
I will never understand why anyone with several options woul...
spectacular walnut persian bawdyhouse
  07/19/13
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Excitant sex offender
  08/17/13
what's LESSON NUMBER TWO?
carmine rigor
  08/17/13
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Excitant sex offender
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Excitant sex offender
  12/06/13
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turquoise razzmatazz masturbator circlehead
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carmine rigor
  09/28/13
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soul-stirring twinkling uncleanness pit
  11/10/13
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slimy alpha
  11/17/13
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slimy alpha
  12/06/13
i think about this post 2x a daay
hideous orchestra pit
  12/06/13
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Histrionic Lettuce Mental Disorder
  12/06/13
WHOLLY SHIT 180
onyx appetizing hall
  12/23/13
its wonderful
carmine rigor
  06/19/14
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elite whorehouse feces
  06/19/14
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turquoise razzmatazz masturbator circlehead
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carmine rigor
  12/17/14
180
carmine rigor
  02/13/15
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Ocher fortuitous meteor kitchen
  04/23/15
180
carmine rigor
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slimy alpha
  06/30/15
180
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  06/30/15
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carmine rigor
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carmine rigor
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Excitant sex offender
  09/15/18
Chrck your ‘R’s daily
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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:03 AM
Author: slimy alpha

Now more than ever there are many good flames and shticks competing for are business. Doing really good flame is not enough. Pumos and lurkers expect that and well they should given the other threads they could go to. You must all realize that we are in a service business. In this day and age of xoxo iphone apps and twitter feeds pumos and lurkers expect you to megapoast 24/7. Of course, that is something of an exaggeration–but not much.

LESSON NUMBER ONE: You should check your threads early and often. That not only means when you are in the basement, it also means after you leave the basement as well. Unless you have very good reason not to (for example when you are asleep, fucking a 9, or jacking off to pornotubes), you should be checking your threads every minute. One of the last things you should do before you retire for the night is to check your threads. That is why we give you 180s. I can assure you that all of are pumos and lurkers expect you to be checking your threads often. I am not asking you to do something we do not do ourselves. I can assure you that tbf, :D, lisa rowe, etc. all check their threads often.

Yesterday I was working with a relatively new poaster on a flame which both he and I knew was a rush. It was for a relatively new female poaster whom we were trying to impress. The poaster did a nice job under pressure. Before I left the board at about 3:00 AM I sent a gchat to this poaster asking him to perform a task–say "u mad??" to a bunch of poasters criticizing my OP. I assumed the task was done. Turns out the poaster did not check his gchats until the morning. I assumed the task had been completed. It had not been. In this case it was no harm no foul, the thread got bumped and no one seemed to notice, but I think we can all imagine scenarios when this could be a disaster.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1766742&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=e02ad561ba7a8c87e1d8e9a0d90b8307



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23156395)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:04 AM
Author: Awkward meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23156398)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:10 AM
Author: carmine rigor

fucking shitboomer.

how about "please let me know once you've received this message"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23156403)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: slimy alpha

READ RECEIPT REQUESTED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23161481)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: carmine rigor

he looks like a massive tool in his pic. too good to wear a suit is he. just chillin and grinnin and leanin ginst a fence. fucking doucheboomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23161508)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:12 AM
Author: turquoise razzmatazz masturbator circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23156406)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:21 AM
Author: turquoise razzmatazz masturbator circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23156418)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:45 AM
Author: fluffy famous landscape painting

You're a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23156443)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:57 AM
Author: slimy alpha

I AM RUBBER AND YOU ARE FUCKING GLUE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23156466)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 8:04 AM
Author: fluffy famous landscape painting

Don't impose your fucking normative schema on me bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23156481)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 8:18 AM
Author: carmine rigor

Education

Fordham Law School

(J.D., cum laude, 1977)

Fordham Law Review

Fordham College

(B.A., 1969)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23156499)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: slimy alpha

MODS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23156550)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 11:29 PM
Author: turquoise razzmatazz masturbator circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23162077)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: startling indian lodge internal respiration

*clicks the circle and makes it red*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23162099)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 8:44 AM
Author: carmine rigor

still shaking with rage at this bootstraps boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23163732)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 9:13 AM
Author: carmine rigor

From: A William Urquhart.

To: Attorneys.

Time: 9:21 a.m.

Re: CHECK YOU EMAILS OFTEN [sic]

Now more than ever there are many talented lawyers and law firms competing for our business. Doing really good legal work is not enough. Clients expect that and well they should given what we charge for our services You must all realize that we are in a service business. In this day and age of faxes, emails, internet, etc. clients expect you to be accessible 24\7. Of course, that is something of an exaggeration — but not much.

LESSON NUMBER ONE: You should check your emails early and often. That not only means when you are in the office, it also means after you leave the office as well. Unless you have very good reason not to (for example when you are asleep, in court or in a tunnel), you should be checking your emails every hour. One of the last things you should do before you retire for the night is to check your email. That is why we give you blackberries. I can assure you that all of our clients expect you to be checking your emails often. I am not asking you to do something we do not do ourselves. I can assure you that John Quinn, Peter Calamari, Mike Carlinsky, Faith Gay, Fred Lorig, etc. all check their emails often.

Yesterday I was working with a relatively new associate on a project which both he and I knew was a rush. It was for a relatively new client whom we were trying to impress. The associate did a nice job under pressure. Before I left the office at about 7:30 I sent an email to this associate asking him to perform a task — fax a draft letter for review and comment. I assumed the task was done. Turns out the associate left the office and did not check his emails until this morning. I assumed the task had been completed. It had not been. In this case it was no harm no foul, but I think we can all imagine scenarios when this could be a disaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23163824)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 9:16 AM
Author: Magenta Embarrassed To The Bone Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23163829)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 9:23 AM
Author: soul-stirring twinkling uncleanness pit

lol at "That is why we give you 180s"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23163851)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 12:56 PM
Author: carmine rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23164880)



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Date: May 10th, 2013 8:36 AM
Author: carmine rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23170633)



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Date: May 10th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: Titillating Garnet Psychic Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23170995)



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Date: May 10th, 2013 9:40 PM
Author: carmine rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23174567)



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Date: May 10th, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: onyx appetizing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23174577)



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Date: May 11th, 2013 2:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling kitty cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23177257)



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Date: May 11th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: carmine rigor

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23177279)



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Date: May 12th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: carmine rigor

i wonder why no harm was done by the fax not being sent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23186099)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: carmine rigor

scenario in 3rd parag=180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23308139)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: provocative milky legal warrant resort

wtf 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23308143)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: turquoise razzmatazz masturbator circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23308158)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:49 PM
Author: Indigo trailer park

nice re-troping there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23308176)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:03 AM
Author: carmine rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23461448)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: charismatic locus trump supporter

(XO alchemist masterman turning shit into GOLD)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23462043)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Plum University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23462159)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 9:32 PM
Author: slimy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23675437)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 9:33 PM
Author: racy regret

Bill Urquhart ANGRY as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23675444)



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Date: July 19th, 2013 9:21 AM
Author: irradiated cruise ship sweet tailpipe

Watching drunk Bill Urqhart hit on nubile 20 somethings at those QE recruitment receptions=a great joy of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23678024)



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Date: July 19th, 2013 10:07 AM
Author: Razzle light mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23678234)



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Date: July 19th, 2013 9:43 AM
Author: spectacular walnut persian bawdyhouse

I will never understand why anyone with several options would ever work at that factory of misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23678124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:14 AM
Author: Excitant sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23857880)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: carmine rigor

what's LESSON NUMBER TWO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23857914)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: Excitant sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23857933)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 7:28 AM
Author: Excitant sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#24579309)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:39 PM
Author: turquoise razzmatazz masturbator circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#23858130)



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Date: September 28th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: carmine rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#24128677)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring twinkling uncleanness pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#24409143)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:04 AM
Author: slimy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#24454546)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 6:23 AM
Author: slimy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#24579244)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 7:31 AM
Author: hideous orchestra pit

i think about this post 2x a daay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#24579319)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 7:36 AM
Author: Histrionic Lettuce Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#24579328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: onyx appetizing hall

WHOLLY SHIT 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#24697790)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 1:57 AM
Author: carmine rigor

its wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#25776517)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: elite whorehouse feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#25776546)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 2:30 AM
Author: turquoise razzmatazz masturbator circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#25776611)



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Date: December 17th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: carmine rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#26953562)



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Date: February 13th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: carmine rigor
Subject: 180

I sent a gchat to this poaster asking him to perform a task–say "u mad??" to a bunch of poasters criticizing my OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#27311331)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Ocher fortuitous meteor kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#27747041)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: carmine rigor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#27747065)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: slimy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#28233070)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: carmine rigor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#28233076)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: carmine rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#30821398)



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Date: July 6th, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: carmine rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#33718155)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: carmine rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#36812874)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 5:08 AM
Author: Excitant sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#36812877)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 5:32 AM
Author: Bossy claret corner

Chrck your ‘R’s daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#36812900)



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Date: January 6th, 2022 4:45 AM
Author: carmine rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#43738143)



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Date: October 29th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: carmine rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#45408468)



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Date: September 4th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: carmine rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#48048826)



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Date: September 4th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: slimy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#48049822)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2...id.#49430305)