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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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slate step-uncle's house gaping
  08/14/13
tell me
violet razzle-dazzle roast beef
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
  08/14/13
lol tyft
citrine hospital idea he suggested
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
coral rebellious cumskin meetinghouse
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
unhinged people who are hurt jap
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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so underrated
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White party of the first part
  03/31/18
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  12/16/21
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Awkward new version
  06/11/25
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orange vigorous brunch goyim
  08/12/25
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Cracking karate
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
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  08/14/13
lmao
violet razzle-dazzle roast beef
  05/12/15
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Aquamarine Offensive Tank
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burgundy slimy set
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
shivering mind-boggling library preventive strike
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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citrine hospital idea he suggested
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
vibrant abnormal sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
rofl
violet razzle-dazzle roast beef
  08/14/13
180
stirring lay
  08/14/13
rofl
balding 180 french chef hall
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Contagious pale trump supporter
  08/14/13
lol
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aphrodisiac home dragon
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Arousing nubile casino
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nofapping range roommate
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orange vigorous brunch goyim
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Swashbuckling Sinister Station
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citrine hospital idea he suggested
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Swashbuckling Sinister Station
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
supple translucent point fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Swashbuckling Sinister Station
  08/14/13
best of thread
beady-eyed clown
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Khaki bearded parlour background story
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burgundy slimy set
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
burgundy slimy set
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
  08/14/13
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citrine hospital idea he suggested
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
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citrine hospital idea he suggested
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
citrine hospital idea he suggested
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Idiotic reading party
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
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  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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violet razzle-dazzle roast beef
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180
Tripping Useless Brakes Church Building
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aphrodisiac home dragon
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slate step-uncle's house gaping
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irradiated ivory volcanic crater
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White party of the first part
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
canary ape
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Khaki bearded parlour background story
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Khaki bearded parlour background story
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lol
talented gay degenerate international law enforcement agency
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Swashbuckling Sinister Station
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
beady-eyed clown
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Khaki bearded parlour background story
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
galvanic depressive
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Heady menage
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Swashbuckling Sinister Station
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Navy internet-worthy turdskin school cafeteria
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
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poppy theater stage
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Khaki bearded parlour background story
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Khaki bearded parlour background story
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
obsidian liquid oxygen boiling water
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
multi-colored sex offender space
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
vibrant abnormal sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
vibrant abnormal sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
stirring lay
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Histrionic Forum Kitty Cat
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
At-the-ready Stimulating Telephone
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Khaki bearded parlour background story
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
multi-colored sex offender space
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
obsidian liquid oxygen boiling water
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
beady-eyed clown
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You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
multi-colored sex offender space
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
multi-colored sex offender space
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
multi-colored sex offender space
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
multi-colored sex offender space
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
multi-colored sex offender space
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
multi-colored sex offender space
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
citrine hospital idea he suggested
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
citrine hospital idea he suggested
  08/14/13
whatever
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
narrow-minded feces
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Khaki bearded parlour background story
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Swashbuckling Sinister Station
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
  08/14/13
lol
Tripping Useless Brakes Church Building
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
  08/14/13
180
stirring lay
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concupiscible queen of the night
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Swashbuckling Sinister Station
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If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
comical ebony round eye kitchen
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comical ebony round eye kitchen
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
stirring lay
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
stirring lay
  08/14/13
lol tyft
citrine hospital idea he suggested
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
citrine hospital idea he suggested
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
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dashing maroon national
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you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Tripping Useless Brakes Church Building
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
lemon fear-inspiring field coffee pot
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Orchid Dingle Berry Idiot
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
stirring lay
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
stirring lay
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Khaki bearded parlour background story
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
stirring lay
  08/14/13
165
Thriller theater
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
  08/14/13
lmao
citrine hospital idea he suggested
  08/14/13
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smoky ratface market
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Curious scarlet pistol becky
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Soul-stirring Glassy Hunting Ground
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
slate step-uncle's house gaping
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
slate step-uncle's house gaping
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comical ebony round eye kitchen
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
Pics?
Out-of-control silver base
  08/14/13
link?
Aquamarine Offensive Tank
  08/17/13
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violet razzle-dazzle roast beef
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
twisted property
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
sepia razzle whorehouse
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Khaki bearded parlour background story
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
indigo magical hell
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Hairraiser clear goal in life
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Hairraiser clear goal in life
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Hairraiser clear goal in life
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
beady-eyed clown
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
diverse alpha
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Hairraiser clear goal in life
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
mint mental disorder stag film
  08/14/13
Underrated
Thriller theater
  08/15/13
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Arousing nubile casino
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
diverse alpha
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
mint mental disorder stag film
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Rusted provocative immigrant
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Khaki bearded parlour background story
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Racy locus cuckoldry
  08/14/13
lol
glittery puppy theatre
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Racy locus cuckoldry
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
glittery puppy theatre
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Racy locus cuckoldry
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
diverse alpha
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
grizzly factory reset button
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
obsidian liquid oxygen boiling water
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
vermilion house toilet seat
  08/14/13
180
crimson high-end shrine sandwich
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
glittery puppy theatre
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
aphrodisiac home dragon
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
glittery puppy theatre
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floppy tanning salon
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Hideous cheese-eating death wish center
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180
Hairraiser clear goal in life
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mint mental disorder stag film
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indigo magical hell
  08/17/13
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Passionate Giraffe Quadroon
  09/11/13
Lmao
Appetizing Therapy
  06/07/17
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orange vigorous brunch goyim
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Tan swollen temple sound barrier
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
floppy tanning salon
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Kink-friendly tantric business firm
  08/14/13
lol
Hairraiser clear goal in life
  08/14/13
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charcoal associate
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
boyish hairy legs
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  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
chestnut wrinkle pozpig
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Lascivious half-breed
  08/17/13
poignant
bateful maize old irish cottage nursing home
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Exhilarant embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse
  08/17/13
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floppy tanning salon
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Passionate Giraffe Quadroon
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
poppy theater stage
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Rusted provocative immigrant
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
unhinged people who are hurt jap
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Wonderful brilliant jewess
  12/28/13
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Useless Orchestra Pit
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
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  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
charismatic bespoke rigor
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Sooty Titillating Digit Ratio Cuckold
  03/10/14
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irradiated ivory volcanic crater
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
galvanic depressive
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Talking Motley Plaza Headpube
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aphrodisiac home dragon
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Aquamarine Offensive Tank
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Aquamarine Offensive Tank
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irradiated ivory volcanic crater
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Aquamarine Offensive Tank
  03/13/16
I want pizza
cream electric stock car principal's office
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Talking Motley Plaza Headpube
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slate step-uncle's house gaping
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Vivacious Voyeur Shitlib
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Fragrant Alcoholic Piazza
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Vivacious Voyeur Shitlib
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excitant halford
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Aquamarine Offensive Tank
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Aquamarine Offensive Tank
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: violet razzle-dazzle roast beef

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: citrine hospital idea he suggested

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: coral rebellious cumskin meetinghouse

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: unhinged people who are hurt jap

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: irradiated ivory volcanic crater

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: adventurous senate genital piercing



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: purple spectacular sanctuary really tough guy

so underrated

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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: White party of the first part



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Gunner Site



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Marvelous topaz area haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: stirring lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: nofapping range roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: burgundy slimy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Awkward new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: orange vigorous brunch goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Cracking karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: shivering mind-boggling library preventive strike

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: supple translucent point fortuitous meteor

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: violet razzle-dazzle roast beef

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Aquamarine Offensive Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: burgundy slimy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: shivering mind-boggling library preventive strike

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: laughsome foreskin bbw

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: citrine hospital idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: vibrant abnormal sweet tailpipe

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: violet razzle-dazzle roast beef

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: stirring lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: balding 180 french chef hall

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Contagious pale trump supporter

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: glittery puppy theatre

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac home dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Arousing nubile casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: excitant halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: nofapping range roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: orange vigorous brunch goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Sinister Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: citrine hospital idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Sinister Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: supple translucent point fortuitous meteor

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Sinister Station

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Khaki bearded parlour background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: burgundy slimy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: burgundy slimy set

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: citrine hospital idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: citrine hospital idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: citrine hospital idea he suggested

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Idiotic reading party

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: supple translucent point fortuitous meteor

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: canary ape

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: violet razzle-dazzle roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Tripping Useless Brakes Church Building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: spruce state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac home dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: irradiated ivory volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: White party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: canary ape

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Khaki bearded parlour background story

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Khaki bearded parlour background story

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: talented gay degenerate international law enforcement agency

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Sinister Station

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Khaki bearded parlour background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: galvanic depressive

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Heady menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Sinister Station

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Navy internet-worthy turdskin school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Khaki bearded parlour background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: poppy theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: poppy theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: excitant halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Khaki bearded parlour background story

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Khaki bearded parlour background story

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: obsidian liquid oxygen boiling water

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: multi-colored sex offender space

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: vibrant abnormal sweet tailpipe

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: vibrant abnormal sweet tailpipe

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: stirring lay

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Histrionic Forum Kitty Cat

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: At-the-ready Stimulating Telephone

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Khaki bearded parlour background story

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: multi-colored sex offender space

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: obsidian liquid oxygen boiling water

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: smoky ratface market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: multi-colored sex offender space

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: multi-colored sex offender space

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: multi-colored sex offender space

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: multi-colored sex offender space

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: multi-colored sex offender space

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: multi-colored sex offender space

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: citrine hospital idea he suggested

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: citrine hospital idea he suggested

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: narrow-minded feces

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Khaki bearded parlour background story

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Sinister Station

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Tripping Useless Brakes Church Building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: stirring lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: concupiscible queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Sinister Station

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: comical ebony round eye kitchen

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: comical ebony round eye kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: stirring lay

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: stirring lay

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: citrine hospital idea he suggested

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: citrine hospital idea he suggested

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: dashing maroon national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Tripping Useless Brakes Church Building

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: lemon fear-inspiring field coffee pot

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Orchid Dingle Berry Idiot

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: stirring lay

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: stirring lay

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Khaki bearded parlour background story

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: stirring lay

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Thriller theater

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: citrine hospital idea he suggested

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: smoky ratface market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Curious scarlet pistol becky

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Glassy Hunting Ground

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: comical ebony round eye kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Out-of-control silver base

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Aquamarine Offensive Tank

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: violet razzle-dazzle roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: twisted property

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: sepia razzle whorehouse

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Khaki bearded parlour background story

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: indigo magical hell

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Hairraiser clear goal in life

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Hairraiser clear goal in life

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Hairraiser clear goal in life

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: beady-eyed clown

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: diverse alpha

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Hairraiser clear goal in life

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: mint mental disorder stag film

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Thriller theater

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Arousing nubile casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: diverse alpha

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: mint mental disorder stag film

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Rusted provocative immigrant

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Khaki bearded parlour background story

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Racy locus cuckoldry

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: glittery puppy theatre

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Racy locus cuckoldry

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: glittery puppy theatre

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Racy locus cuckoldry

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: diverse alpha

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: grizzly factory reset button

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: obsidian liquid oxygen boiling water

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: vermilion house toilet seat

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: crimson high-end shrine sandwich

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: glittery puppy theatre

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac home dragon

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: glittery puppy theatre

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: floppy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Hideous cheese-eating death wish center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser clear goal in life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: mint mental disorder stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: indigo magical hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Passionate Giraffe Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Appetizing Therapy

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: orange vigorous brunch goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Tan swollen temple sound barrier

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: floppy tanning salon

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Kink-friendly tantric business firm

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser clear goal in life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: charcoal associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: boyish hairy legs

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: splenetic sickened gas station chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: chestnut wrinkle pozpig

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: bateful maize old irish cottage nursing home

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Exhilarant embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: floppy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Passionate Giraffe Quadroon

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: poppy theater stage

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Rusted provocative immigrant

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: unhinged people who are hurt jap

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Wonderful brilliant jewess

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Useless Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: gold trip ticket booth community account

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: charismatic bespoke rigor

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Sooty Titillating Digit Ratio Cuckold

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: irradiated ivory volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: galvanic depressive

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Talking Motley Plaza Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac home dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Aquamarine Offensive Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Aquamarine Offensive Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: irradiated ivory volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Aquamarine Offensive Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: cream electric stock car principal's office

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Talking Motley Plaza Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: slate step-uncle's house gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Vivacious Voyeur Shitlib

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Fragrant Alcoholic Piazza

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Vivacious Voyeur Shitlib

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: excitant halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Aquamarine Offensive Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Aquamarine Offensive Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: olive marketing idea location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: excitant halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: excitant halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#44198924)