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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
  08/14/13
tell me
Passionate sweet tailpipe crackhouse
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Rusted fragrant address
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
vermilion site
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
crimson internet-worthy faggot firefighter
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Adventurous Sticky Set Love Of Her Life
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so underrated
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180 slippery space
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Claret Histrionic Azn Step-uncle's House
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
tan son of senegal rehab
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
orange piazza
  08/14/13
lmao
Passionate sweet tailpipe crackhouse
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outnumbered stimulating digit ratio office
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Disrespectful sooty filthpig ticket booth
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
tan son of senegal rehab
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
bateful nursing home feces
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Rusted fragrant address
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Sienna organic girlfriend house
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
rofl
Passionate sweet tailpipe crackhouse
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180
confused hunting ground
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rofl
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took a few attempts but 180
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lol
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Green Forum
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180 slippery space
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Peach useless theatre dysfunction
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Rusted fragrant address
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Peach useless theatre dysfunction
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
orange piazza
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Peach useless theatre dysfunction
  08/14/13
best of thread
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
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Bat-shit-crazy ceo
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Disrespectful sooty filthpig ticket booth
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Disrespectful sooty filthpig ticket booth
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
  08/14/13
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Rusted fragrant address
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
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Rusted fragrant address
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Rusted fragrant address
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Drab Nighttime Turdskin
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
orange piazza
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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Passionate sweet tailpipe crackhouse
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180
Marvelous center
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Adventurous Sticky Set Love Of Her Life
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Translucent excitant theater stage
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Offensive pungent gas station
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Bat-shit-crazy ceo
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Bat-shit-crazy ceo
  08/14/13
lol
obsidian haunting party of the first part
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Peach useless theatre dysfunction
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
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Bat-shit-crazy ceo
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Peach useless theatre dysfunction
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Cerebral Sadistic Parlour
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
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Burgundy Sinister Round Eye Senate
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Bat-shit-crazy ceo
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Bat-shit-crazy ceo
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Hairraiser Garrison
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Exhilarant Box Office Mad Cow Disease
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Sienna organic girlfriend house
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Sienna organic girlfriend house
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
confused hunting ground
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Floppy menage
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Beta field pozpig
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Bat-shit-crazy ceo
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Exhilarant Box Office Mad Cow Disease
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Hairraiser Garrison
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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doobsian aphrodisiac casino french chef
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You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Exhilarant Box Office Mad Cow Disease
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Exhilarant Box Office Mad Cow Disease
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i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Exhilarant Box Office Mad Cow Disease
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Exhilarant Box Office Mad Cow Disease
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
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Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Exhilarant Box Office Mad Cow Disease
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Exhilarant Box Office Mad Cow Disease
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Rusted fragrant address
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Rusted fragrant address
  08/14/13
whatever
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
arousing church building
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Bat-shit-crazy ceo
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Peach useless theatre dysfunction
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
  08/14/13
lol
Marvelous center
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
  08/14/13
180
confused hunting ground
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White Travel Guidebook Ratface
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Peach useless theatre dysfunction
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
citrine abode crotch
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citrine abode crotch
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
confused hunting ground
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
confused hunting ground
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Rusted fragrant address
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Rusted fragrant address
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
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Brindle legal warrant
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Marvelous center
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
ruddy rebellious kitty
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
bisexual salmon rigpig locus
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
confused hunting ground
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
confused hunting ground
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Bat-shit-crazy ceo
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
confused hunting ground
  08/14/13
165
anal church
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
  08/14/13
lmao
Rusted fragrant address
  08/14/13
...
doobsian aphrodisiac casino french chef
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
cruel-hearted indigo hospital elastic band
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
pea-brained goyim
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
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citrine abode crotch
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
Pics?
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  08/14/13
link?
outnumbered stimulating digit ratio office
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Passionate sweet tailpipe crackhouse
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
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  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Bat-shit-crazy ceo
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
curious opaque quadroon
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
curious opaque quadroon
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
curious opaque quadroon
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
mildly autistic irradiated library coldplay fan
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
curious opaque quadroon
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Gaped jew dingle berry
  08/14/13
Underrated
anal church
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appetizing university doctorate
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
mildly autistic irradiated library coldplay fan
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Gaped jew dingle berry
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Pink Mental Disorder Stead
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Bat-shit-crazy ceo
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Saffron insecure national mother
  08/14/13
lol
Beady-eyed macaca
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Saffron insecure national mother
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Beady-eyed macaca
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Saffron insecure national mother
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
mildly autistic irradiated library coldplay fan
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Navy Parlor
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Hairraiser Garrison
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Provocative Voyeur
  08/14/13
180
Misunderstood trust fund wrinkle
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Beady-eyed macaca
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
gay cocky public bath
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Beady-eyed macaca
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Grizzly Trump Supporter Orchestra Pit
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Diverse sickened school cafeteria
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180
curious opaque quadroon
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Gaped jew dingle berry
  08/15/13
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Misanthropic goal in life temple
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trip mahogany indian lodge gunner
  09/11/13
Lmao
hideous business firm famous landscape painting
  06/07/17
...
180 slippery space
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Rose Vigorous Knife Becky
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Grizzly Trump Supporter Orchestra Pit
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
adulterous lay people who are hurt
  08/14/13
lol
curious opaque quadroon
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garnet brunch
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When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
scarlet meetinghouse
  08/14/13
180
Odious flushed incel
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Heady Property Dragon
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Vibrant Chrome School
  08/17/13
poignant
Dashing costumed tanning salon hairy legs
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
comical pervert depressive
  08/17/13
...
Grizzly Trump Supporter Orchestra Pit
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
trip mahogany indian lodge gunner
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
ivory spot
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Pink Mental Disorder Stead
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
crimson internet-worthy faggot firefighter
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Concupiscible carnelian heaven
  12/28/13
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charismatic henna death wish sanctuary
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Light Magical Cuck
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Primrose sneaky criminal
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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Adventurous Sticky Set Love Of Her Life
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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indecent preventive strike
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gay cocky public bath
  10/25/17
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outnumbered stimulating digit ratio office
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Adventurous Sticky Set Love Of Her Life
  01/05/16
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outnumbered stimulating digit ratio office
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Aromatic Stage Fortuitous Meteor
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indecent preventive strike
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free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Crusty Plum Station Idiot
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Know-it-all contagious telephone
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Crusty Plum Station Idiot
  07/18/18
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Burgundy Sinister Round Eye Senate
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outnumbered stimulating digit ratio office
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outnumbered stimulating digit ratio office
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Twinkling half-breed nowag
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Burgundy Sinister Round Eye Senate
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Passionate sweet tailpipe crackhouse

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Rusted fragrant address

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: vermilion site

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: crimson internet-worthy faggot firefighter

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Adventurous Sticky Set Love Of Her Life

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Talented stubborn roommate



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: boyish range striped hyena

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: appetizing university doctorate



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Translucent excitant theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: puce razzle kitchen community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Lavender area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: confused hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Green Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Disrespectful sooty filthpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Claret Histrionic Azn Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: 180 slippery space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Twisted multi-colored stag film stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Claret Histrionic Azn Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: tan son of senegal rehab

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: orange piazza

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Passionate sweet tailpipe crackhouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: outnumbered stimulating digit ratio office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Disrespectful sooty filthpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: tan son of senegal rehab

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: bateful nursing home feces

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Rusted fragrant address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Sienna organic girlfriend house

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Passionate sweet tailpipe crackhouse

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: confused hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: crawly aqua electric furnace selfie

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: At-the-ready shitlib giraffe

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed macaca

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: gay cocky public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: appetizing university doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Burgundy Sinister Round Eye Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Green Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: 180 slippery space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Peach useless theatre dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Rusted fragrant address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Peach useless theatre dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: orange piazza

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Peach useless theatre dysfunction

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Disrespectful sooty filthpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Disrespectful sooty filthpig ticket booth

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Rusted fragrant address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Rusted fragrant address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Rusted fragrant address

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Drab Nighttime Turdskin

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: orange piazza

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Offensive pungent gas station

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Passionate sweet tailpipe crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Marvelous center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: gay cocky public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Adventurous Sticky Set Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Translucent excitant theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Offensive pungent gas station

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy ceo

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy ceo

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: obsidian haunting party of the first part

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Peach useless theatre dysfunction

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Thriller khaki black woman

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: balding shimmering regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Peach useless theatre dysfunction

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Cerebral Sadistic Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: ivory spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: ivory spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Burgundy Sinister Round Eye Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy ceo

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy ceo

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Hairraiser Garrison

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Exhilarant Box Office Mad Cow Disease

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Sienna organic girlfriend house

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Sienna organic girlfriend house

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: confused hunting ground

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Floppy menage

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Beta field pozpig

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy ceo

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Exhilarant Box Office Mad Cow Disease

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser Garrison

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: doobsian aphrodisiac casino french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Exhilarant Box Office Mad Cow Disease

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Exhilarant Box Office Mad Cow Disease

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Exhilarant Box Office Mad Cow Disease

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Exhilarant Box Office Mad Cow Disease

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Exhilarant Box Office Mad Cow Disease

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Exhilarant Box Office Mad Cow Disease

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Rusted fragrant address

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Rusted fragrant address

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: arousing church building

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy ceo

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Peach useless theatre dysfunction

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Marvelous center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: confused hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: White Travel Guidebook Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Peach useless theatre dysfunction

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: citrine abode crotch

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: citrine abode crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: confused hunting ground

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: confused hunting ground

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Rusted fragrant address

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Rusted fragrant address

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Brindle legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Marvelous center

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: ruddy rebellious kitty

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: bisexual salmon rigpig locus

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: confused hunting ground

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: confused hunting ground

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy ceo

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: confused hunting ground

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: anal church

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Rusted fragrant address

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: doobsian aphrodisiac casino french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: cruel-hearted indigo hospital elastic band

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: pea-brained goyim

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: citrine abode crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Bearded shaky faggotry dilemma

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: outnumbered stimulating digit ratio office

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Passionate sweet tailpipe crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: jade exciting haunted graveyard whorehouse

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: razzmatazz hairless lodge wagecucks

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy ceo

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Misanthropic goal in life temple

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: curious opaque quadroon

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: curious opaque quadroon

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: curious opaque quadroon

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Cruise Ship

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: mildly autistic irradiated library coldplay fan

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: curious opaque quadroon

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Gaped jew dingle berry

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: anal church

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: appetizing university doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: mildly autistic irradiated library coldplay fan

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Gaped jew dingle berry

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Pink Mental Disorder Stead

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy ceo

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Saffron insecure national mother

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed macaca

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Saffron insecure national mother

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Beady-eyed macaca

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Saffron insecure national mother

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: mildly autistic irradiated library coldplay fan

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Navy Parlor

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser Garrison

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Provocative Voyeur

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Misunderstood trust fund wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Beady-eyed macaca

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: gay cocky public bath

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed macaca

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Grizzly Trump Supporter Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Diverse sickened school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: curious opaque quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Gaped jew dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Misanthropic goal in life temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: trip mahogany indian lodge gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: hideous business firm famous landscape painting

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: 180 slippery space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Rose Vigorous Knife Becky

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Grizzly Trump Supporter Orchestra Pit

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: adulterous lay people who are hurt

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: curious opaque quadroon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: garnet brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: scarlet meetinghouse

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Odious flushed incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Heady Property Dragon

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Vibrant Chrome School

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Dashing costumed tanning salon hairy legs

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: comical pervert depressive

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Grizzly Trump Supporter Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: trip mahogany indian lodge gunner

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: ivory spot

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Pink Mental Disorder Stead

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: crimson internet-worthy faggot firefighter

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible carnelian heaven

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: charismatic henna death wish sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Light Magical Cuck

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Primrose sneaky criminal

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: titillating base antidepressant drug

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Adventurous Sticky Set Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Thriller khaki black woman

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: indecent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: gay cocky public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: outnumbered stimulating digit ratio office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: outnumbered stimulating digit ratio office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Adventurous Sticky Set Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: outnumbered stimulating digit ratio office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Aromatic Stage Fortuitous Meteor

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: indecent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: free-loading mind-boggling athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Crusty Plum Station Idiot

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Know-it-all contagious telephone

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Crusty Plum Station Idiot

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Burgundy Sinister Round Eye Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: outnumbered stimulating digit ratio office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: outnumbered stimulating digit ratio office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Twinkling half-breed nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Burgundy Sinister Round Eye Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Burgundy Sinister Round Eye Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#44198924)