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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
tell me
bat-shit-crazy blood rage
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Excitant bearded orchestra pit
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Spectacular talking hall
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Black floppy tank athletic conference
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Laughsome lilac temple
  05/12/15
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purple dashing site
  05/12/15
so underrated
azure irradiated milk
  01/19/16
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Adventurous bossy indian lodge
  06/07/17
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mustard lascivious resort
  03/31/18
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boyish place of business therapy
  07/18/18
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Mauve Masturbator Gaping
  07/18/18
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Dull irate market french chef
  12/16/21
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blue philosopher-king
  02/16/23
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hilarious theater keepsake machete
  12/11/24
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Magenta soggy school cafeteria kitty
  06/11/25
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yellow pistol base
  08/12/25
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razzmatazz harsh heaven
  08/12/25
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Magenta soggy school cafeteria kitty
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
cobalt big toaster
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
useless chapel
  08/14/13
lmao
bat-shit-crazy blood rage
  05/12/15
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chest-beating mexican
  12/11/24
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hilarious theater keepsake machete
  12/11/24
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chest-beating mexican
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
cobalt big toaster
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
french prole candlestick maker
  08/14/13
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Excitant bearded orchestra pit
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Primrose coffee pot multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
rofl
bat-shit-crazy blood rage
  08/14/13
180
Dull irate market french chef
  08/14/13
rofl
Indecent Bawdyhouse Coldplay Fan
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Shaky nibblets stage
  08/14/13
lol
Contagious Friendly Grandma
  08/14/13
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garnet senate death wish
  08/14/13
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Adventurous bossy indian lodge
  03/10/14
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diverse thirsty associate
  03/24/21
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blue philosopher-king
  02/16/23
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yellow pistol base
  08/12/25
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Heady clown
  08/14/13
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Excitant bearded orchestra pit
  08/14/13
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Heady clown
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
useless chapel
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Heady clown
  08/14/13
best of thread
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
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aphrodisiac abode
  08/14/13
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hilarious theater keepsake machete
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
hilarious theater keepsake machete
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
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Excitant bearded orchestra pit
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
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Excitant bearded orchestra pit
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Excitant bearded orchestra pit
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Carmine arousing kitchen pozpig
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
useless chapel
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
rebellious garrison
  08/14/13
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bat-shit-crazy blood rage
  08/14/13
180
spruce razzle wrinkle
  08/14/13
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lake electric institution dysfunction
  08/14/13
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garnet senate death wish
  08/15/13
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Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/17/13
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Laughsome lilac temple
  01/19/16
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mustard lascivious resort
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
rebellious garrison
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
aphrodisiac abode
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
aphrodisiac abode
  08/14/13
lol
misanthropic university faggotry
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Heady clown
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
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aphrodisiac abode
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Blathering opaque business firm
  08/14/13
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Flesh national
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Heady clown
  08/14/13
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avocado outnumbered space
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
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aphrodisiac abode
  08/14/13
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Titillating box office lettuce
  09/11/13
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Titillating box office lettuce
  02/16/23
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diverse thirsty associate
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
aphrodisiac abode
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
aphrodisiac abode
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
submissive dopamine incel
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Khaki Church Building Selfie
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Primrose coffee pot multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Primrose coffee pot multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Dull irate market french chef
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
poppy son of senegal
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
hairraiser field
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
aphrodisiac abode
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Khaki Church Building Selfie
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
submissive dopamine incel
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
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vibrant pea-brained stage cuckoldry
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Khaki Church Building Selfie
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Khaki Church Building Selfie
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Khaki Church Building Selfie
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Khaki Church Building Selfie
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Khaki Church Building Selfie
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Khaki Church Building Selfie
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Excitant bearded orchestra pit
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Excitant bearded orchestra pit
  08/14/13
whatever
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Idiotic cuckold
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
aphrodisiac abode
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Heady clown
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
lol
spruce razzle wrinkle
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
180
Dull irate market french chef
  08/14/13
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Fragrant shitlib tanning salon
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Heady clown
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Vivacious Crackhouse Volcanic Crater
  08/14/13
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Vivacious Crackhouse Volcanic Crater
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Dull irate market french chef
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Dull irate market french chef
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Excitant bearded orchestra pit
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Excitant bearded orchestra pit
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
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Balding gas station juggernaut
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
spruce razzle wrinkle
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
swollen exhilarant house
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
vermilion coiffed toilet seat
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Dull irate market french chef
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Dull irate market french chef
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
aphrodisiac abode
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Dull irate market french chef
  08/14/13
165
smoky violent stag film fanboi
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
lmao
Excitant bearded orchestra pit
  08/14/13
...
vibrant pea-brained stage cuckoldry
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Wonderful angry plaza
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Lemon sandwich property
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  08/14/13
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Vivacious Crackhouse Volcanic Crater
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
Pics?
embarrassed to the bone navy hospital goyim
  08/14/13
link?
chest-beating mexican
  08/17/13
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bat-shit-crazy blood rage
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Medicated racy trailer park roommate
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
chocolate lay
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
aphrodisiac abode
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
self-centered cyan dilemma ape
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Drab motley office
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Drab motley office
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Drab motley office
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
maroon geriatric location kitty cat
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
sapphire faggot firefighter jewess
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Drab motley office
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
effete school
  08/14/13
Underrated
smoky violent stag film fanboi
  08/15/13
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Adventurous bossy indian lodge
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
sapphire faggot firefighter jewess
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
effete school
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
cowardly ratface
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
aphrodisiac abode
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Grizzly skinny woman principal's office
  08/14/13
lol
Contagious Friendly Grandma
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Grizzly skinny woman principal's office
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Contagious Friendly Grandma
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Grizzly skinny woman principal's office
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
sapphire faggot firefighter jewess
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
claret disgusting forum
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
submissive dopamine incel
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
jade step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
180
Pearl anal area black woman
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Contagious Friendly Grandma
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
garnet senate death wish
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Contagious Friendly Grandma
  08/14/13
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Gold beady-eyed lodge trump supporter
  08/14/13
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slap-happy concupiscible corner
  08/14/13
180
Drab motley office
  08/14/13
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effete school
  08/15/13
...
self-centered cyan dilemma ape
  08/17/13
...
fantasy-prone naked depressive sex offender
  09/11/13
Lmao
Olive native
  06/07/17
...
yellow pistol base
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
nudist degenerate boistinker
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Gold beady-eyed lodge trump supporter
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
fighting talented hairy legs
  08/14/13
lol
Drab motley office
  08/14/13
...
scarlet multi-colored jap filthpig
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
marvelous gaped parlor
  08/14/13
180
Doobsian station antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Honey-headed theater stage fat ankles
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
fiercely-loyal bull headed public bath
  08/17/13
poignant
Mischievous out-of-control haunted graveyard chad
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Aromatic maize cuck
  08/17/13
...
Gold beady-eyed lodge trump supporter
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
fantasy-prone naked depressive sex offender
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Titillating box office lettuce
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
cowardly ratface
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Black floppy tank athletic conference
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
comical stain windowlicker
  12/28/13
...
wine spot
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
brilliant alcoholic stead trust fund
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
sable razzle-dazzle laser beams party of the first part
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
low-t swashbuckling dingle berry
  03/10/14
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Laughsome lilac temple
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Blathering opaque business firm
  05/12/15
...
galvanic gunner
  01/19/16
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garnet senate death wish
  10/25/17
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chest-beating mexican
  11/29/15
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chest-beating mexican
  12/23/15
...
Laughsome lilac temple
  01/05/16
...
chest-beating mexican
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Erotic splenetic potus nursing home
  06/07/17
...
galvanic gunner
  09/22/17
...
Big-titted Library Deer Antler
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
cerebral amethyst rehab
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Startling shrine
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
cerebral amethyst rehab
  07/18/18
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diverse thirsty associate
  04/30/19
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chest-beating mexican
  06/21/20
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chest-beating mexican
  06/23/20
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Turquoise brunch boiling water
  07/11/20
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diverse thirsty associate
  12/16/21
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diverse thirsty associate
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy blood rage

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Excitant bearded orchestra pit

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Spectacular talking hall

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Black floppy tank athletic conference

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Laughsome lilac temple

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: purple dashing site



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: azure irradiated milk

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Adventurous bossy indian lodge



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: mustard lascivious resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: boyish place of business therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Mauve Masturbator Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Dull irate market french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: blue philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: hilarious theater keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Magenta soggy school cafeteria kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: yellow pistol base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz harsh heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Magenta soggy school cafeteria kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: cobalt big toaster

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: useless chapel

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy blood rage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: chest-beating mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: hilarious theater keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: chest-beating mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: cobalt big toaster

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: french prole candlestick maker

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Excitant bearded orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Primrose coffee pot multi-billionaire

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy blood rage

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Dull irate market french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Indecent Bawdyhouse Coldplay Fan

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Shaky nibblets stage

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Contagious Friendly Grandma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: garnet senate death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Adventurous bossy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: diverse thirsty associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: blue philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: yellow pistol base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Heady clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Excitant bearded orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Heady clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: useless chapel

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Heady clown

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: aphrodisiac abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: hilarious theater keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: hilarious theater keepsake machete

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Excitant bearded orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Excitant bearded orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Excitant bearded orchestra pit

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Carmine arousing kitchen pozpig

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: useless chapel

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: rebellious garrison

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: spruce razzle wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: lake electric institution dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: garnet senate death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Laughsome lilac temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: mustard lascivious resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: rebellious garrison

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: aphrodisiac abode

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: aphrodisiac abode

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: misanthropic university faggotry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Heady clown

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: aphrodisiac abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Blathering opaque business firm

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Flesh national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Heady clown

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: avocado outnumbered space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: aphrodisiac abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Titillating box office lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Titillating box office lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: diverse thirsty associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: aphrodisiac abode

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: aphrodisiac abode

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: submissive dopamine incel

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Khaki Church Building Selfie

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Primrose coffee pot multi-billionaire

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Primrose coffee pot multi-billionaire

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Dull irate market french chef

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: poppy son of senegal

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: hairraiser field

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: aphrodisiac abode

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Khaki Church Building Selfie

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: submissive dopamine incel

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: vibrant pea-brained stage cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Khaki Church Building Selfie

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Khaki Church Building Selfie

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Khaki Church Building Selfie

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Khaki Church Building Selfie

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Khaki Church Building Selfie

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Khaki Church Building Selfie

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Excitant bearded orchestra pit

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Excitant bearded orchestra pit

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Idiotic cuckold

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: aphrodisiac abode

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Heady clown

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: spruce razzle wrinkle

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Dull irate market french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Fragrant shitlib tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Heady clown

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Vivacious Crackhouse Volcanic Crater

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Vivacious Crackhouse Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Dull irate market french chef

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Dull irate market french chef

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Excitant bearded orchestra pit

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Excitant bearded orchestra pit

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Balding gas station juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: spruce razzle wrinkle

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: swollen exhilarant house

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: vermilion coiffed toilet seat

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Dull irate market french chef

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Dull irate market french chef

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: aphrodisiac abode

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Dull irate market french chef

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: smoky violent stag film fanboi

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Excitant bearded orchestra pit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: vibrant pea-brained stage cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Wonderful angry plaza

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Lemon sandwich property

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Vivacious Crackhouse Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone navy hospital goyim

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: chest-beating mexican

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Medicated racy trailer park roommate

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: chocolate lay

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: aphrodisiac abode

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: self-centered cyan dilemma ape

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Drab motley office

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Drab motley office

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Drab motley office

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: maroon geriatric location kitty cat

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: sapphire faggot firefighter jewess

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Drab motley office

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: effete school

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: smoky violent stag film fanboi

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Adventurous bossy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: sapphire faggot firefighter jewess

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: effete school

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: cowardly ratface

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: aphrodisiac abode

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Grizzly skinny woman principal's office

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Contagious Friendly Grandma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Grizzly skinny woman principal's office

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Contagious Friendly Grandma

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Grizzly skinny woman principal's office

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: sapphire faggot firefighter jewess

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: claret disgusting forum

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: submissive dopamine incel

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: jade step-uncle's house

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Pearl anal area black woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Contagious Friendly Grandma

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: garnet senate death wish

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Contagious Friendly Grandma

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Gold beady-eyed lodge trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: slap-happy concupiscible corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Drab motley office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: effete school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: self-centered cyan dilemma ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone naked depressive sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Olive native

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: yellow pistol base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: nudist degenerate boistinker

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Gold beady-eyed lodge trump supporter

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: fighting talented hairy legs

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Drab motley office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: scarlet multi-colored jap filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: marvelous gaped parlor

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Doobsian station antidepressant drug

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Honey-headed theater stage fat ankles

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal bull headed public bath

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Mischievous out-of-control haunted graveyard chad

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Aromatic maize cuck

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Gold beady-eyed lodge trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: fantasy-prone naked depressive sex offender

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Titillating box office lettuce

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: cowardly ratface

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Black floppy tank athletic conference

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: comical stain windowlicker

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: wine spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: brilliant alcoholic stead trust fund

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: sable razzle-dazzle laser beams party of the first part

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: low-t swashbuckling dingle berry

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Laughsome lilac temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Blathering opaque business firm

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: galvanic gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: garnet senate death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: chest-beating mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: chest-beating mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Laughsome lilac temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: chest-beating mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Erotic splenetic potus nursing home

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: galvanic gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Big-titted Library Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: cerebral amethyst rehab

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Startling shrine

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: cerebral amethyst rehab

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: diverse thirsty associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: chest-beating mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: chest-beating mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Turquoise brunch boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: diverse thirsty associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: diverse thirsty associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#44198924)