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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
tell me
stimulating stage affirmative action
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Rambunctious partner
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
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  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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  12/28/13
fucking lol
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  05/12/15
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Exhilarant Lettuce
  05/12/15
so underrated
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  12/11/24
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  06/11/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Vivacious cowardly fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
lmao
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  05/12/15
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  12/11/24
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Indecent wonderful site water buffalo
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
crawly canary address gay wizard
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Blathering puppy
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Rambunctious partner
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Slimy gaming laptop therapy
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
rofl
stimulating stage affirmative action
  08/14/13
180
Arrogant anal trust fund
  08/14/13
rofl
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  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
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  08/14/13
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Fragrant Hairless Twinkling Uncleanness Theater
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beady-eyed hilarious ratface dilemma
  08/14/13
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Rambunctious partner
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beady-eyed hilarious ratface dilemma
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Vivacious cowardly fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
beady-eyed hilarious ratface dilemma
  08/14/13
best of thread
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
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Violet Tripping Mexican
  08/14/13
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Indecent wonderful site water buffalo
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Indecent wonderful site water buffalo
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
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Rambunctious partner
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
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Rambunctious partner
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Rambunctious partner
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
soul-stirring bespoke goyim sound barrier
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Vivacious cowardly fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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stimulating stage affirmative action
  08/14/13
180
Glittery Slap-happy Indirect Expression Gas Station
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Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/17/13
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narrow-minded frisky home
  01/19/16
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charismatic hideous pistol
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
alcoholic ultramarine base stock car
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Violet Tripping Mexican
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Violet Tripping Mexican
  08/14/13
lol
Rose Public Bath Halford
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
beady-eyed hilarious ratface dilemma
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
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Violet Tripping Mexican
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Demanding bonkers community account
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  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
beady-eyed hilarious ratface dilemma
  08/14/13
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Galvanic Snowy Faggotry
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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Violet Tripping Mexican
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confused bearded cumskin
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at-the-ready apoplectic brunch
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Violet Tripping Mexican
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Violet Tripping Mexican
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
sick razzle-dazzle friendly grandma
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Fear-inspiring Fluffy State
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Slimy gaming laptop therapy
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Slimy gaming laptop therapy
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Arrogant anal trust fund
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
dark angry kitchen
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
disgusting lime school crotch
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Violet Tripping Mexican
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Fear-inspiring Fluffy State
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
sick razzle-dazzle friendly grandma
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
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Vermilion theater stage
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Fear-inspiring Fluffy State
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Fear-inspiring Fluffy State
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Fear-inspiring Fluffy State
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Fear-inspiring Fluffy State
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Fear-inspiring Fluffy State
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Fear-inspiring Fluffy State
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Rambunctious partner
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Rambunctious partner
  08/14/13
whatever
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Irradiated dysfunction
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Violet Tripping Mexican
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
beady-eyed hilarious ratface dilemma
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
lol
Glittery Slap-happy Indirect Expression Gas Station
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
180
Arrogant anal trust fund
  08/14/13
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Peach Psychic
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
beady-eyed hilarious ratface dilemma
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
idiotic flushed principal's office tank
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idiotic flushed principal's office tank
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Arrogant anal trust fund
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Arrogant anal trust fund
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Rambunctious partner
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Rambunctious partner
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
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Exciting church national security agency
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Glittery Slap-happy Indirect Expression Gas Station
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
flatulent national legal warrant
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
chocolate vibrant useless brakes incel
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Arrogant anal trust fund
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Arrogant anal trust fund
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Violet Tripping Mexican
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Arrogant anal trust fund
  08/14/13
165
Gay supple abode mother
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
lmao
Rambunctious partner
  08/14/13
...
Vermilion theater stage
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
obsidian shivering lay
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Buck-toothed pungent organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
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idiotic flushed principal's office tank
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
Pics?
pearl keepsake machete
  08/14/13
link?
multi-colored nursing home
  08/17/13
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stimulating stage affirmative action
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Mildly autistic ivory stag film
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Orchid voyeur
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Violet Tripping Mexican
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Sable provocative associate
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Vigorous fiercely-loyal tanning salon
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Vigorous fiercely-loyal tanning salon
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Vigorous fiercely-loyal tanning salon
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Cerebral corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Navy Contagious Stage
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Vigorous fiercely-loyal tanning salon
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Underhanded Coldplay Fan
  08/14/13
Underrated
Gay supple abode mother
  08/15/13
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Fragrant Hairless Twinkling Uncleanness Theater
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Navy Contagious Stage
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Underhanded Coldplay Fan
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Diverse alcoholic temple coffee pot
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Violet Tripping Mexican
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
pontificating gaping sanctuary
  08/14/13
lol
chrome hall feces
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
pontificating gaping sanctuary
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
chrome hall feces
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
pontificating gaping sanctuary
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Navy Contagious Stage
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Self-centered emerald native
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
sick razzle-dazzle friendly grandma
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Puce stirring dragon
  08/14/13
180
violent translucent school cafeteria foreskin
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
chrome hall feces
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
adventurous copper electric furnace
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
chrome hall feces
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nofapping overrated market
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Boyish Umber Tattoo
  08/14/13
180
Vigorous fiercely-loyal tanning salon
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Underhanded Coldplay Fan
  08/15/13
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Sable provocative associate
  08/17/13
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flirting sienna menage
  09/11/13
Lmao
Milky Locale
  06/07/17
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Avocado Parlor
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
nofapping overrated market
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
hyperventilating trailer park
  08/14/13
lol
Vigorous fiercely-loyal tanning salon
  08/14/13
...
Hot church building mad cow disease
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Crimson razzle boltzmann elastic band
  08/14/13
180
cobalt juggernaut
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
bateful theatre laser beams
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Lascivious Crackhouse Dingle Berry
  08/17/13
poignant
Pearly wild point
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Opaque pisswyrm headpube
  08/17/13
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nofapping overrated market
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
flirting sienna menage
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
confused bearded cumskin
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Diverse alcoholic temple coffee pot
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
excitant property
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
curious painfully honest forum shitlib
  12/28/13
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carnelian ticket booth
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Haunting Comical New Version
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
cream appetizing sneaky criminal corn cake
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Hairraiser Spot International Law Enforcement Agency
  03/10/14
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narrow-minded frisky home
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Demanding bonkers community account
  05/12/15
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iridescent unhinged circlehead resort
  01/19/16
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adventurous copper electric furnace
  10/25/17
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multi-colored nursing home
  11/29/15
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multi-colored nursing home
  12/23/15
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narrow-minded frisky home
  01/05/16
...
multi-colored nursing home
  03/13/16
I want pizza
mind-boggling ebony rigor
  06/07/17
...
iridescent unhinged circlehead resort
  09/22/17
...
Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Heady geriatric library
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
magenta swashbuckling cuckoldry
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Heady geriatric library
  07/18/18
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at-the-ready apoplectic brunch
  04/30/19
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multi-colored nursing home
  06/21/20
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multi-colored nursing home
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misunderstood hunting ground area
  07/11/20
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at-the-ready apoplectic brunch
  12/16/21
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at-the-ready apoplectic brunch
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: stimulating stage affirmative action

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Rambunctious partner

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Splenetic bisexual institution haunted graveyard

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: excitant property

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: narrow-minded frisky home

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Exhilarant Lettuce



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: spectacular jade macaca bawdyhouse

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Fragrant Hairless Twinkling Uncleanness Theater



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: charismatic hideous pistol



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: pea-brained set



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Gaped preventive strike antidepressant drug



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Arrogant anal trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Thriller nibblets office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Indecent wonderful site water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Talking indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49005046)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: crawly canary address gay wizard

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Vivacious cowardly fortuitous meteor

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: stimulating stage affirmative action

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: multi-colored nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Indecent wonderful site water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: crawly canary address gay wizard

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Blathering puppy

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Rambunctious partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Slimy gaming laptop therapy

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: stimulating stage affirmative action

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Arrogant anal trust fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Passionate Sandwich University

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: maize filthpig locus

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: chrome hall feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: adventurous copper electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Fragrant Hairless Twinkling Uncleanness Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: at-the-ready apoplectic brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Thriller nibblets office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943078)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: beady-eyed hilarious ratface dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Rambunctious partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: beady-eyed hilarious ratface dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Vivacious cowardly fortuitous meteor

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: beady-eyed hilarious ratface dilemma

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Violet Tripping Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Indecent wonderful site water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Indecent wonderful site water buffalo

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Rambunctious partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Rambunctious partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Rambunctious partner

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: soul-stirring bespoke goyim sound barrier

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Vivacious cowardly fortuitous meteor

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: alcoholic ultramarine base stock car

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: stimulating stage affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Glittery Slap-happy Indirect Expression Gas Station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted rehab hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: adventurous copper electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: narrow-minded frisky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: charismatic hideous pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: alcoholic ultramarine base stock car

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Violet Tripping Mexican

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Violet Tripping Mexican

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Rose Public Bath Halford

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: beady-eyed hilarious ratface dilemma

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Violet Tripping Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Demanding bonkers community account

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: aqua volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: beady-eyed hilarious ratface dilemma

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Galvanic Snowy Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Violet Tripping Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: confused bearded cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: confused bearded cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: at-the-ready apoplectic brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Violet Tripping Mexican

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Violet Tripping Mexican

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: sick razzle-dazzle friendly grandma

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Fluffy State

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Slimy gaming laptop therapy

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Slimy gaming laptop therapy

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Arrogant anal trust fund

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: dark angry kitchen

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: disgusting lime school crotch

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Violet Tripping Mexican

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Fluffy State

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: sick razzle-dazzle friendly grandma

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Vermilion theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Fluffy State

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Fluffy State

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Fluffy State

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Fluffy State

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Fluffy State

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Fluffy State

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Rambunctious partner

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Rambunctious partner

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Irradiated dysfunction

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Violet Tripping Mexican

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed hilarious ratface dilemma

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Glittery Slap-happy Indirect Expression Gas Station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Arrogant anal trust fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Peach Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed hilarious ratface dilemma

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: idiotic flushed principal's office tank

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: idiotic flushed principal's office tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Arrogant anal trust fund

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Arrogant anal trust fund

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Rambunctious partner

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Rambunctious partner

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Exciting church national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Glittery Slap-happy Indirect Expression Gas Station

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: flatulent national legal warrant

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: chocolate vibrant useless brakes incel

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Arrogant anal trust fund

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Arrogant anal trust fund

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Violet Tripping Mexican

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Arrogant anal trust fund

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Gay supple abode mother

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Rambunctious partner

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Vermilion theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: obsidian shivering lay

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Buck-toothed pungent organic girlfriend

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: idiotic flushed principal's office tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: pearl keepsake machete

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: multi-colored nursing home

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: stimulating stage affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Mildly autistic ivory stag film

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Orchid voyeur

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Violet Tripping Mexican

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Sable provocative associate

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Vigorous fiercely-loyal tanning salon

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Vigorous fiercely-loyal tanning salon

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Vigorous fiercely-loyal tanning salon

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Cerebral corner famous landscape painting

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Navy Contagious Stage

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Vigorous fiercely-loyal tanning salon

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Underhanded Coldplay Fan

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Gay supple abode mother

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Fragrant Hairless Twinkling Uncleanness Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Navy Contagious Stage

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Underhanded Coldplay Fan

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Diverse alcoholic temple coffee pot

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Violet Tripping Mexican

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: pontificating gaping sanctuary

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: chrome hall feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: pontificating gaping sanctuary

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: chrome hall feces

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: pontificating gaping sanctuary

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Navy Contagious Stage

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Self-centered emerald native

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: sick razzle-dazzle friendly grandma

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Puce stirring dragon

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: violent translucent school cafeteria foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: chrome hall feces

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: adventurous copper electric furnace

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: chrome hall feces

/thread. instant classic

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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: nofapping overrated market



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Boyish Umber Tattoo



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Vigorous fiercely-loyal tanning salon

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Underhanded Coldplay Fan



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Sable provocative associate



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: flirting sienna menage



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Milky Locale

Lmao

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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Avocado Parlor

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: nofapping overrated market

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: hyperventilating trailer park

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Vigorous fiercely-loyal tanning salon

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Hot church building mad cow disease



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Crimson razzle boltzmann elastic band

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: cobalt juggernaut

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: bateful theatre laser beams

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Lascivious Crackhouse Dingle Berry

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Pearly wild point

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Opaque pisswyrm headpube

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: nofapping overrated market



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: flirting sienna menage

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: confused bearded cumskin

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Diverse alcoholic temple coffee pot

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: excitant property

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: curious painfully honest forum shitlib

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: carnelian ticket booth



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Haunting Comical New Version

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: cream appetizing sneaky criminal corn cake

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Hairraiser Spot International Law Enforcement Agency

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: narrow-minded frisky home



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Demanding bonkers community account

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: iridescent unhinged circlehead resort



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: adventurous copper electric furnace



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: multi-colored nursing home



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: multi-colored nursing home



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: narrow-minded frisky home



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: multi-colored nursing home



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling ebony rigor

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: iridescent unhinged circlehead resort



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Cerise Heaven Hairy Legs



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Heady geriatric library

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: magenta swashbuckling cuckoldry

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Heady geriatric library

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: at-the-ready apoplectic brunch



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: multi-colored nursing home



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: multi-colored nursing home



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: misunderstood hunting ground area



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: at-the-ready apoplectic brunch



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: at-the-ready apoplectic brunch



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