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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
milky nursing home indirect expression
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
poppy rebellious ceo jewess
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
milky nursing home indirect expression
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
poppy rebellious ceo jewess
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
milky nursing home indirect expression
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
poppy rebellious ceo jewess
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
milky nursing home indirect expression
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
poppy rebellious ceo jewess
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
milky nursing home indirect expression
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
poppy rebellious ceo jewess
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
milky nursing home indirect expression
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Apoplectic Cream Sex Offender
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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  08/18/13
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
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  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
bistre spot
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
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  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
milky nursing home indirect expression
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Coral irradiated jap
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
milky nursing home indirect expression
  08/18/13
180
Coral irradiated jap
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: poppy rebellious ceo jewess

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: poppy rebellious ceo jewess

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: poppy rebellious ceo jewess

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: poppy rebellious ceo jewess

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: poppy rebellious ceo jewess

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Apoplectic Cream Sex Offender

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Apoplectic Cream Sex Offender

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: wonderful rose potus kitchen

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Giraffe

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Bearded very tactful haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Mustard shrine son of senegal



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: ruddy demanding meetinghouse

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: razzmatazz cuckold



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Cowardly navy water buffalo



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Lime Base

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Misanthropic sienna pervert mediation

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: bistre spot

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Coral irradiated jap

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Coral irradiated jap

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Coral irradiated jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: poppy rebellious ceo jewess

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: poppy rebellious ceo jewess

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: poppy rebellious ceo jewess

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: poppy rebellious ceo jewess

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: onyx locus associate



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: brindle school



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Bearded very tactful haunted graveyard

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: narrow-minded lascivious wagecucks institution



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: multi-colored crackhouse kitty

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: kink-friendly cracking senate

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Coral irradiated jap

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: big massive casino



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Marvelous Love Of Her Life Menage



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Giraffe



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: overrated factory reset button community account



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: vivacious clear ticket booth

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Floppy ungodly dilemma black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Adventurous insanely creepy gay wizard parlour



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Elite state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: concupiscible lilac tank

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Maroon galvanic center queen of the night

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Aggressive Striped Hyena Feces

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Aggressive Striped Hyena Feces

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Violent Field

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Maroon galvanic center queen of the night

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Apoplectic Cream Sex Offender



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: mildly autistic toilet seat corner

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Floppy ungodly dilemma black woman

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Coral irradiated jap

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: multi-colored crackhouse kitty

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Giraffe



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: flushed splenetic parlor hunting ground



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: flushed splenetic parlor hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Elite state

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Misanthropic sienna pervert mediation



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz cuckold



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: peach quadroon

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Citrine marketing idea

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Citrine marketing idea

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Citrine marketing idea

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Citrine marketing idea

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: godawful new version

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Citrine marketing idea

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Citrine marketing idea

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Citrine marketing idea

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: godawful new version

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: bateful cerise codepig

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Bronze goal in life plaza

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Citrine marketing idea

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Citrine marketing idea

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Citrine marketing idea

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: bistre spot

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: bistre spot

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: self-absorbed legal warrant school cafeteria

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: self-absorbed legal warrant school cafeteria

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Citrine marketing idea

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: umber soggy point



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Mint idiot university

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Appetizing theater genital piercing

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: flesh whorehouse



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: milky nursing home indirect expression

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Electric newt



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Motley orchestra pit liquid oxygen

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Sexy mind-boggling garrison mad cow disease

great thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Maize messiness

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: chrome razzle-dazzle property

180 thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Bearded very tactful haunted graveyard



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: boyish wine juggernaut home



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: flesh whorehouse



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: soul-stirring honey-headed travel guidebook



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: multi-colored crackhouse kitty

i've always absolutely loved this thread

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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: umber soggy point



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