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How different is Greek from Ancient Greek?
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: pink round eye

By active I mean 5 poasts per week on average. Today at 12;37 EST all active XO poasters are instantly transported to the same forested hillside several miles from the outskirts of ancient Athens. Everyone has on what he/she is wearing and whatever was in your pockets or your hands at the time of transport. What is the most likely result of this strange event?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24930901)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Shaky 180 sneaky criminal resort

I become apoplectic when I cannot poast from my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931484)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25512167)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:53 PM
Author: supple nursing home kitty cat

I curse the uselessness of my wireless mouse, and the fact that my phone was on the desk instead of in my pocket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26474648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: pink round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26493563)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Irradiated persian



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:41 PM
Author: Motley metal space chad

Would just calmly say... NO BRO! I'm Greek, brah! I'd give them the secret grip... and wink as I say... it's for life!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26658065)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: indigo elastic band

The citizenry is perplexed by this group of slanty-eyed guys in weird clothes who don't speak Greek and executes us all before nightfall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24930910)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: magenta senate

Imagine Halford being executed by a massive Greek semi nude musclestud... "Noo! I'm one of you! I like your cock! Fuck clothmos right!" *CHOP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24930914)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: histrionic dysfunction

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24930918)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: balding bipolar international law enforcement agency

lol, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931204)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Sadistic Principal's Office Knife

loling in my office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25092349)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Irradiated persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#27588583)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Aqua frozen public bath



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: adventurous alcoholic gaming laptop state

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24930979)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: pink round eye



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: laughsome duck-like striped hyena

There would be enough of us that we could pretend to be some roaming hill people. Furthermore everyone knows lawyers are great communicators, we could probably get in good with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931002)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: Violent Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Pit

LMFAO @ the "great communicators" part. Yeah I'm sure they'd love this group of aspie weirdo foreigners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931461)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: adventurous alcoholic gaming laptop state

"lawyers are great communicators"

LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931494)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: Bisexual Dog Poop

180, but at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25092270)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Racy amethyst volcanic crater range

"They're not 180ing with you, they're 180ing at you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26474438)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: confused partner

lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26658063)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: comical red national

Within 500 years, the world would surpass the level of technology in this world's 2014. Aside from technology, other scholarship would flourish as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24930943)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: wonderful macaca

Would they have enough science to do anything with our smartphones after executing us?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24930975)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Aromatic twinkling meetinghouse

they wouldn't execute you, they would assume Zeus sent you or assumed your form for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24930986)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:36 AM
Author: Passionate School Cafeteria Codepig

I am a high ranking scout in the army by morning. My knowledge of and ability to intermingle with eastern peoples proving invaluable. Similarly my memorization of the Greek alphabet puts in the top .01% intelligence of all citizens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24930995)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: Appetizing Crotch

How different is Greek from Ancient Greek?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931498)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Passionate School Cafeteria Codepig

My bad I know the Ancient Greek alphabet. Whichever one Parmenides wrote in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931633)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: pink round eye



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Aromatic twinkling meetinghouse

We'd all die of disease and find the living conditions unbearable, but the Athenians would think we were sent by the gods or gods ourselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24930982)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: dashing naked skinny woman

they would die from our diseases as well. i've been in Beijing, Shanghai, rural China, Taipei, Bangkok, Pattaya, Tokyo etc. and tons of airports all within the last couple of years or so mixing germs with people all the while. the number of people i've mixed germs with is probably as great as europe's population in 300 BC. i'd say we'd wipe them out unintentionally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931632)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: plum coffee pot

I guess I'd be raped and then die from disease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24930999)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Greedy french chef

More likely never get laid again as xo posters go crazy at the freedom to fuck young boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24965155)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: provocative ape sound barrier

this would be 180 lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931007)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: plum coffee pot

The smell would start to drive you insane within a day, and so would the lack of modern plumbing. You would have no access to medicine, and if your immune system is vulnerable to some bug from that period you would just die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931010)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: erotic arousing cuckoldry dilemma

lol. I haven't been to a doctor since eighth grade. You have never pissed on the side of a highway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26535943)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: histrionic dysfunction

I've blocked off my Outlook calendar after 2, except for a 30 minute call at 4, so I'll have to come back for a little bit but then I am free. Until Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931011)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: provocative ape sound barrier

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931209)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Galvanic Cobalt Lodge



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: provocative ape sound barrier



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: pink round eye



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: heady doobsian box office immigrant



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: fluffy low-t feces



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Irradiated persian



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: topaz stirring center sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#29746639)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:10 PM
Author: lascivious telephone step-uncle's house

*prints off schematic for henry repeating rifle*

All right bros lets head out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931180)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: provocative ape sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931213)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: lascivious telephone step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931227)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: lascivious telephone step-uncle's house

Boooom is immediately considered a philosopher as he wails "WE CAN MAKE IT" in the outside of the senate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931269)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: adventurous alcoholic gaming laptop state

history will remember him as the GOATUS POTUS of Greek Antiquity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931295)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: lascivious telephone step-uncle's house

"GLADIATORIAL GAMES ARE A SCAM" he bellows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931456)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: provocative ape sound barrier

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931466)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: magenta senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931468)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Vigorous Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931476)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:03 PM
Author: adventurous alcoholic gaming laptop state

"As he saw the aura of great wisdom envelope Athens and even Sparta with his golden words... that is when he began his magnum opus, The Republic..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931487)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: seedy razzmatazz theater degenerate

lol idiot, they didn't have gladiators in ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931508)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: adventurous alcoholic gaming laptop state

don't fight the hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931524)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: seedy razzmatazz theater degenerate

hypo is ancient greece, not gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931605)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: chartreuse friendly grandma orchestra pit

(xo poast...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25743638)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: erotic arousing cuckoldry dilemma

greeks watched on ESPN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26535954)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Trip magical generalized bond

"While countless bad things exist across Greece, nothing is worse than athletic competition. Firstly they do not know how to live well nor would they be able to do so; for how could a man who is a slave of his jaw and weaker than his belly acquire prosperity beyond his father? Additionally they are not capable of working for a living and making the best of fortune, because they have not learnt good customs and hence change with difficulty when facing a lack of resources. They are illustrious in their youth and go back and forth as statutes of the city. But when bitter old age falls upon them, their humble cloaks are no more through a loss of thread. Also, I blame the custom of the Greeks, who gather together for these men and honour useless pleasures for the sake of a feast. Who by wrestling well or being swift footed or by punching a jaw finely aided his paternal city through the winning of a crown? Will they fight the enemy in their hands or repel them from the fatherland by striking between the shields with their hands? In this no one is silly when standing before the spear. Wise and good men must be wreathed with leaves, along with him who, being a moderate and just man, leads his city very finely and the man who puts away bad deeds with words and diminishes battles and civil wars, for such things are fine both for every city and every one of the Greeks."

- Bbooooooooomripides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25092403)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: lascivious telephone step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25512211)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: lascivious telephone step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26474621)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: Light swashbuckling institution voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#27589557)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Concupiscible jade dingle berry mother

"i want to be mauled to death by a tiger live in the city square"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#27587641)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: Light swashbuckling institution voyeur

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#27589466)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: obsidian set

even if we can't speak greek, we can make a correspondence to our letters and greek, and after time, would be able to communicate crudely. since there are many SCHOLARS here we know about plato, aristotle, the presocratics and homer, we would be impress them with what we knew. after we got past the language barrier somewhat, we could teach them important things like penicillin, gunpowder, how to make electricity from turbines, improved smelting techniques. we could teach them Newtonian physics, basic biology and chemistry, we could tech them about basic algebra and calculus. assuming we didn't get die, within a year, we'd be considered gods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931491)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: seedy razzmatazz theater degenerate

lol at lawlyers knowing how to extract penicillin or make gunpowder, or generate electricity, or smelt, or do anything but queef all day about serial commas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931518)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: obsidian set

lol at you thinking this is still a law board faggot. get that fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931522)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Passionate School Cafeteria Codepig

Me and diesel'd be having gay butthole orgies with the local homofags within like twenty minutes. Then we would create a crude form of grindr by etching personals on a wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931597)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: adventurous alcoholic gaming laptop state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931609)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Transparent vibrant plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931763)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: provocative ape sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931769)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: fluffy low-t feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931799)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: obsidian set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931962)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: provocative ape sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24964849)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: mauve cracking market brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24964863)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: provocative ape sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24964867)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: talented yarmulke theater stage

there was nothing 'gay' about greek butthole orgies, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24964883)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: provocative ape sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24965055)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: heady doobsian box office immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24980787)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: provocative ape sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24980803)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: provocative ape sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24980825)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: big becky

jfc we're all done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25092176)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: provocative ape sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25092410)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: histrionic dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25512299)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: heady doobsian box office immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25743612)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:00 PM
Author: heady doobsian box office immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26474330)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:16 PM
Author: Racy amethyst volcanic crater range

moderately overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26474442)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Avocado rehab halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26474616)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Effete point gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26535858)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 8:46 PM
Author: heady doobsian box office immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26656645)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: fluffy low-t feces

*Swipes right*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#27587627)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: pink round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#28734625)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Effete point gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#29746405)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: mewling faggotry internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#49693024)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Narrow-minded locus deer antler

The entire poasting community cheers as gay sex with young boys is now socially acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931774)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Vigorous Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931785)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: chartreuse friendly grandma orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25743643)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: charcoal roast beef prole

Thankfully I'm carrying today. So they'd be scared shitless by my pistol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931793)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Narrow-minded locus deer antler

One shot into the air and you'd basically be treated as a god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931804)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: fluffy low-t feces

BOW BEFOR ME AND PRAY THAT MY MERCIFUL BULLET MIGHT YET DESCEND FROM THE SKIES AND PIERCE THY CRANIUM!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931812)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Narrow-minded locus deer antler

I would totally be your manservant in ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931819)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Passionate School Cafeteria Codepig

They'd just send out some cyclops to kill you and then we'd all have a homosexual bacchanal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931818)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: adventurous alcoholic gaming laptop state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24932124)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: Marvelous fuchsia area circlehead

...but after he sneezed they would murder him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#29111772)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: comical red national

We could probably figure out primitive gunpowder. Isn't it just saltpeter and piss? I don't know what saltpeter is or where to get it, but we can ask some Greek dood. Make some primitive arms and conquer the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931865)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: at-the-ready federal azn

Modern archaeologists would write volumes on the significance of the cryptic message carved into over 850 monuments, cave walls, and cliff sides all across Greece that date to between 300 and 280 BC:

DIESELNOJERBPWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24932039)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: comical red national

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24932195)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:57 PM
Author: provocative ape sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24932294)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: pink round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25092159)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac crimson goyim death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24965051)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Exciting temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24965130)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: vivacious stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24965158)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:50 PM
Author: flirting canary den ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26658096)



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Date: February 17th, 2014 7:30 AM
Author: lascivious telephone step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25033828)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Sadistic Principal's Office Knife

best thread I've read in awhile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25092356)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: underhanded office

it's sad that i don't think i could advance mathematics past euclid at all.

but i think you write down general thoughts about what you know about history and modern tech that would sow seeds of inspiration that would advance science by 500 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25512103)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stag film

(shitlawyer who didnt take AP The Calculus in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25512182)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: splenetic shitlib theatre

proving all of "modern" math would be the hard part. showing a bunch of dudes in togas the concept of limits/derivatives or whatnot would be easy until thrasymachus decides to go alpha on your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25512258)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Sexy Clown

Proofs yeah maybe...but I could probably derive a fair amount.

And they'd be able to help you out once they saw the end point.

I also was apparently one of the top undergrads in math proofs at my T14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25512293)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stag film

maths proof*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#27587639)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser chapel wrinkle

math poofs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#27588866)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: high-end embarrassed to the bone turdskin nowag

In 2500 years, archaeologists find grotesque statues of muscled men with 20-inch penises

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25579475)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: Wine mexican goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25579487)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: bateful maroon sanctuary headpube

Most would sit around all day and complain about random topics, all while unable to find employment ... same as here.

The azns would be NOWAGed ... same as here.

lisa rowe, bluesmoke, and the rest of the drug addicts would start walking to Delphi to breath in the gasses and become oracles. They would say the same things there they currently say here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25579488)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Razzle university indirect expression

Count me in with the Delphic druggies then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25580472)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: Light swashbuckling institution voyeur

CRIMINALLY underrated poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#27589485)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: offensive rigpig cruise ship

Semi-srs response:

-A good number of us would die from various ailments, but not all. Adults are generally pretty sturdy against disease and we generally have okay immune systems since we all got sick (we just had treatments and didn't die). We're vaccinated against many ailments.

-We would have a lot of initial difficulties communicating in Greek, but at least some of us could start rudimentary communications and eventually become fluent. It helps that this being ancient times the needed language is a great deal simpler.

-Being both moderns and mostly poli-sci shitheads we would struggle to help science advance in terms of INTELLECTUAL HORSEPOWER, but we could still do a great deal simply by explaining what is common knowledge in the future. Even rudimentary HS and college knowledge would enable huge advances in:

Medicine: Germ theory, what body systems do

Physics: Atomic theory, basic Newtonian physics as well as relativity

Chemistry: Elements and the idea of chemical reactions. We could potentially help create basic but influential compounds like gunpowder.

Biology: Cells, genetics, evolution, ecology

Astronomy: Basically everything

Geography: A far more accurate world map even if we're stuck trying to hash it out on paper or something. If we have a map with us, so much the better.

Economics: Concepts like inflation, supply and demand, price bubbles, joint stock companies, banking, etc.

Engineering: Some simple machines could potentially be pushed along by simply explaining the end result. Maybe even a steam engine would be possible.

Military tech: The stirrup would be a big one, if nothing else. If we're pre-Philip, so would the sarissa and pike phalanxes. EDIT: Just noticed this is in 300 BC, so Philip's stuff would have already happened. Ignore that.

...and so forth.

-Benzo would give lots of people HIV, which would be pretty goddamn crippling and likely lead to a huge crackdown on homosexuality as practice cursed by God (this being XO, we would probably end up encouraging this belief).

-We would blame our return to the past on "shitlibs" who destroyed the future, and would describe their beliefs and how they ruined the world. This would ensure shitlibs are never allowed to rise again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25579568)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:48 AM
Author: bateful maroon sanctuary headpube

Your last point would make it all worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25579574)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: Light swashbuckling institution voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#27589496)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Racy amethyst volcanic crater range

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25579613)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Razzle university indirect expression

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25580663)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: heady doobsian box office immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25743629)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: offensive rigpig cruise ship

ty for this much appreciated bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25743732)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: erotic arousing cuckoldry dilemma



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: heady doobsian box office immigrant



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Bright Lettuce



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: fluffy low-t feces

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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: Light swashbuckling institution voyeur

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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Milky police squad philosopher-king

A. I'm so sick of these dumb hypos, no one else is going to get a movie deal from thinking of these silly scenarios

B. /smudge is worshipped as lord and bondsman

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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: cordovan shrine

I'd totally invent airplanes and the Archimedes principle.

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Date: October 7th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: ruddy flickering whorehouse multi-billionaire

as i materialize in 300bc i turn around and see one other lone soul standing next to me.

"To be fair," he lisps...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26475240)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: Effete point gay wizard



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Chrome Multi-colored Potus Son Of Senegal



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stag film



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Date: November 6th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Excitant crawly corner doctorate



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:39 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: brilliant beady-eyed garrison

Hard to think of any real actionable knowledge. I'd build a printing press and advance civilization hundreds of years. Make soap (if I can remember), try to build a bicycle, click up w other xo posters and form the xo secret society. Introduce the plough and compost to grow olives and grapes. Impregnate as many Greek and Turk girls as I can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26536084)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser chapel wrinkle

No Turks in that region until hundreds of years later.

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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: brilliant beady-eyed garrison

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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Olive Fiercely-loyal Gaping

i'd prolly chill at the agora and sip some soo cr wine with THEMISTOCLES and dem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26536089)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: hateful green tanning salon cumskin

We'd all fuck each other's asses, as was customary at the time

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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: topaz stirring center sweet tailpipe

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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: soggy sable base coldplay fan

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Date: November 4th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: Territorial Slate Address



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Date: November 4th, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: cordovan shrine



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Date: November 4th, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: Excitant crawly corner doctorate

We would create an Academy-like open-aired school in which we sat around and discussed topics like how much to tip for bridal dowries, exit options for BigSophistry, *the* best flat bread in the peloponnese, the FEAR after a wine-soaked weekend, whether a new Macedonian king will "make Athens great again," shit-platonists, and responding to flame about whether some poaster actually slept with an Egyptian princess (and then going "oh shit!" and freaking out when he produces a hieroglyphics message with the imperial seal responding flirtatiously to his lick message).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#29113871)



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