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Business Idea: 50 mile long lazy river w/ stopoff points, bars
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:27 PM Author: dashing offensive coldplay fan sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25781784) |
Date: June 19th, 2014 11:27 PM Author: hideous greedy box office Twist: it's underground Double twist: it's in MFH |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:30 PM Author: dashing offensive coldplay fan sweet tailpipe everyone would get electrocuted when that ENERGY touched the water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25781807) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:57 AM Author: Laughsome main people sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25783912) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: Hairraiser voyeur institution Ghostbusters II - River of Slime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25782280) |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:28 PM Author: pontificating confused kitchen dog poop lol this is already happening in the south, little brother
except instead of bars there are guns and skeet shooting |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:36 PM Author: Crawly ticket booth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7RvYCRJmAQ
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:44 PM Author: Floppy bipolar french chef whorehouse how many STDs caught on that trip? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25781874) |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:45 PM Author: Crawly ticket booth gotta catch 'em all! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25781882) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:33 AM Author: Painfully honest milky business firm Vang Vieng was the most 180^180 party place ever. I'm so sad it's gone now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25782247) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 1:52 AM Author: Marvelous lodge partner Cr, best trip ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25782597) |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:43 PM Author: Doobsian Hospital Alcohol and water. What could possibly go wrong? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25781859) |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:50 PM Author: Appetizing crimson ratface field that describes most rivers in the country that extend for 50+ miles... you have to drive into town to go to the bar, but basically that's what we already have (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25781908) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:00 AM Author: dashing offensive coldplay fan sweet tailpipe bro.t ehse bars would be RIGHT ON THE LAZY RIVER. you would just float up to the edge of the LR & the waiter would take you're order. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25781985) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:03 AM Author: Soul-stirring internal respiration An underground river... you mean a sewer? Sign me up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25782013) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: Swollen background story How would you get back to your car/home after you've floated miles downriver? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25782229) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:34 AM Author: Fear-inspiring wonderful brethren kitty jump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25782252) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: cowardly bronze rehab could be a circular river (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25782281) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:40 AM Author: dashing offensive coldplay fan sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25782297) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: Federal resort liquid oxygen (guy unfamiliar with the concept of a lazy river) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25783657) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:37 AM Author: Glittery Internet-worthy Legend Gaming Laptop in a way this is how all commerce used to be (jack frost) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25782272) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:37 AM Author: khaki bat shit crazy ape this sounds 180. i want this to happen irl now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25782276) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#49916827) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:47 AM Author: Sepia Talented Locus http://www.yumarivertubing.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25782341) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:00 AM Author: Nighttime rigor way too much chlorine required bro. and cleaning staff. and believe me if you commercialized it you'd need to clean the water.
I guess if enough concession places opened up you could take a cut from each one and subsidize the cleaning expenses but ...it would cost a lot.
main threat to this would be lawsuits from dipshits who got fucked up, fell off their tubes, inhaled water and almost died before the lifeguards did CPR on them. that's if these concession stands could even get liquor licenses in the first place.
what you COULD do is you could start building a river, one section at a time, and expand it slowly. concession stands wouldn't be able to sell alcohol though, way too much red tape...more like sodas/food/icees and shit. problem is you couldn't expand it too far because it will get less profitable per mile....people will get bored and get off, which is the main problem. Also, they'll fill up on food and drink during the first couple miles and then won't want as much for most of the trip. or they'll wait until the end and won't buy much at first. sure, people will still want drinks and stuff just saying generally....people would only eat once or twice. You'd have to subsidize it using merchandise vendors and shit, but that wouldn't be enough.
Sorry to take the wind out of your sails, brah. Seems like it would be awesome to have if you were rich but it's not profitable at all.
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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:01 AM Author: Crawly ticket booth (dreamkiller) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25782731) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:07 AM Author: Nighttime rigor :(
man I hate to pop j shad's balloon. he's a very imaginative bro.
but dreamkiller gon' do what a dreamkiller gon' do. |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 4:14 AM Author: dashing offensive coldplay fan sweet tailpipe U know what Sam Hess. I'm tired of naysayers like u. I've gone through my life terrified, but not anymore.
*puts shades down, hops into inner tube & slowly floats out of sight, disappearing over the horizon* |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 4:20 AM Author: Nighttime rigor "but that water isn't clean, there's no way they could afford iiiiittttttt......", my voice trailed off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25782798) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 9:57 AM Author: stirring theatre preventive strike fucking lawyers. we can't have an awesome river to float down because of lawsuits and red tape. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25783295) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:30 AM Author: Aggressive Chest-beating Knife just do life vests instead of tubes, different themes for different sections of the river, TONS of restrooms along the route, and very, very high prices (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25783765) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:26 AM Author: Federal resort liquid oxygen isn't that basically Venice? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2...id.#25783739) |