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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
balding autistic theater legend
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
Internet-worthy Slimy Rehab
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
narrow-minded pea-brained stage keepsake machete
  09/18/14
fair
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frisky mental disorder
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Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
overrated lettuce
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No man
snowy bearded voyeur
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
laughsome philosopher-king goal in life
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
Orchid chapel
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
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Spruce shrine
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Lol fags
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Spruce shrine
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This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
provocative university
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
Vibrant Forum
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
henna kink-friendly location pozpig
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
Fragrant Garnet Plaza
  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
Vibrant Forum
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
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I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
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cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
Pearl codepig
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
stimulating jade business firm boltzmann
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
Pearl codepig
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pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: balding autistic theater legend

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#26351081)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Slimy Rehab

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: narrow-minded pea-brained stage keepsake machete

the board was so fucking faggy back then

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: bisexual wine regret site

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: frisky mental disorder



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: overrated lettuce

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: snowy bearded voyeur

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: laughsome philosopher-king goal in life

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: Orchid chapel

damn, it really was

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: Thriller tanning salon personal credit line

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling theatre selfie

fuk u

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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded pea-brained stage keepsake machete



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: overrated lettuce



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: galvanic bearded hairy legs garrison



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Crusty doobsian school



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: Spruce shrine



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: hyperactive really tough guy house

Lol fags

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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Spruce shrine



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: provocative university

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: Vibrant Forum

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: henna kink-friendly location pozpig

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Fragrant Garnet Plaza

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Vibrant Forum

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Fragrant Garnet Plaza

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: Spruce shrine



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Spruce shrine



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Marvelous idiotic pocket flask hissy fit

Lul

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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: 180 bright useless brakes abode



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: balding autistic theater legend



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: stimulating jade business firm boltzmann

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Pearl codepig

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: stimulating jade business firm boltzmann

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Pearl codepig

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#44465005)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: Frozen trip space old irish cottage

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Pearl codepig



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: stimulating jade business firm boltzmann



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: Spruce shrine



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Poppy School Cafeteria

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: Spruce shrine



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: lfo



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