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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
fishy theater stage mood
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fragrant pozpig twinkling uncleanness
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mind-boggling business firm
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Olive Haunting Bawdyhouse
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180
purple naked faggot firefighter pocket flask
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Blue hunting ground
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slate slimy area
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
concupiscible balding sound barrier brethren
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mind-boggling business firm
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
Trip Market Jew
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
Histrionic Aquamarine Orchestra Pit
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
outnumbered old irish cottage nursing home
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concupiscible balding sound barrier brethren
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mind-boggling business firm
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Jet Spectacular Indian Lodge Main People
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onyx giraffe
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vivacious hairy legs
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vivacious hairy legs
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still funny.
plum theatre mother
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titillating insecure native hissy fit
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Zombie-like address fat ankles
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sooty bateful base
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rose violent church boiling water
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lascivious topaz sweet tailpipe
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Still 180
Translucent ticket booth
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lascivious topaz sweet tailpipe
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purple naked faggot firefighter pocket flask
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mind-boggling business firm
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
Histrionic Aquamarine Orchestra Pit
  11/12/17
MODS! *(minus "even in success")
lascivious topaz sweet tailpipe
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Histrionic Aquamarine Orchestra Pit
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?pls
lascivious topaz sweet tailpipe
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multi-colored tripping nowag
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Filthy private investor
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If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gi...
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: fishy theater stage mood

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: fragrant pozpig twinkling uncleanness



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: mind-boggling business firm



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Olive Haunting Bawdyhouse



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: purple naked faggot firefighter pocket flask

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Blue hunting ground



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: slate slimy area



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: concupiscible balding sound barrier brethren

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling business firm



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Trip Market Jew

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Histrionic Aquamarine Orchestra Pit

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: outnumbered old irish cottage nursing home

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: concupiscible balding sound barrier brethren



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling business firm



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: Jet Spectacular Indian Lodge Main People



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: onyx giraffe



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: vivacious hairy legs



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: vivacious hairy legs



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: plum theatre mother

still funny.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: titillating insecure native hissy fit



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Zombie-like address fat ankles



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: sooty bateful base



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: rose violent church boiling water



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: lascivious topaz sweet tailpipe



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Translucent ticket booth

Still 180

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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: lascivious topaz sweet tailpipe



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: purple naked faggot firefighter pocket flask



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling business firm



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: Histrionic Aquamarine Orchestra Pit

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2...id.#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: lascivious topaz sweet tailpipe

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2...id.#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Histrionic Aquamarine Orchestra Pit

?

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: lascivious topaz sweet tailpipe

?pls

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: multi-colored tripping nowag



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Filthy private investor



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: Diverse buck-toothed deer antler garrison

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Ruddy keepsake machete



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: vivacious hairy legs



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ferguson



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: autoadmit poaster



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